ITT: German Engineering marvels
I can't see what's wrong with that. It doesn't make loud noises, so nobody knows if you're taking a shit or not, no poo water to splash on your ass, balls or what ever.
The only problem with it is they stink up the place pretty fast if you don't flush it immediately after you poo.
>>56519077
Germans love the smell (and the taste) usually.
What do americans mean when they say their dick touches the toilet water
I'm quite a big guy and my we wee is nowhere close to the water
>Italian """"""" engineering """""""
>>56519103
DELETE THIS
>>56519103
>>56519091
Their schlong touches the bowl.
>>56519091
Let me tell you lad. Having your sick touch the inner part of a public toilet bowl is the most fucking disgusting feeling you will have in your life. It's literally so frightening that it's hard not to make some verbal exclamation.
>>56519091
"I have an average sized penis but I want to compensate."
"That guy over there talked about his dick touching the water. Mine doesn't but I'll say it does so no one accuses me of having a tiny wiener."
>>56519077
It really forces you to be efficient actually
When I lived there, I developed a habit of really needing to shit at 6am on the dot, getting it out of the way first thing in the morning, and shitting as quick as possible.
Since you know the smell is going to start filling your tiny apartment bathroom soon, you're forced to only do what you need to do (i.e. take a shit) and not dilly dally by sitting there and checking your phone/think about stuff/do nothing as people often do sitting on the toilet
>>56519091
americans fill the bowl pretty much up to the brim, not even memeing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFbTQR2lfFY
>>56519502
DELETE THIS
MODS
>>56519091
>I'm quite a big guy
maybe american toilets have higher water levels than new zealand. as a big guy, I can tell you that it's quite possibly the least comfortable experience in the world to have your benis dip in the toilet boil.
>whether or not this amerismalls use this as a subtle way to get back at the negro gentlemen in their country is purely speculative
>>56519502
i need the bowl that full or else i have to clean my shit off the sides of it afterwords
>>56519103
This picture really urges me to give it a push. Post >yfw you pushed the Pisa tower over.
>>56519091
>I'm quite a big guy
Not as big as me though, pussy.
>>56519132
Do people shuffle down those stairs on their arse?
>>56518979
Is this for real?? Wtf were they thinking? This should only be used for pissing, or extreme cases of diarrhea
>>56520033
>american education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzXPyCY7jbs
>>56520050
If you dropped a big Duce it will get stuck. Plus, poop will get smudged and stink up the whole place.
>>56520226
Still better than getting stuck on the whole toilet.
>American toilets
>>56520329
Those must be the disabled toilets
>>56519091
>sitting on the toilet
>not just slav squatting when taking a shit
Been doing this all my life. I've tried your barabric way of sitting on the toilet. Dick always touches the bowl (i dont even try shoving my dick in there because of it, kind of just have to let it hang out) and shit is always strained.
Squatting not only removes the problem of your dick dipping into the bowl, but you also get the smoothest shits imaginable.
>>56520429
whats the difference?
>>56520329
>anything Americans sit on qualifies as an engineering marvel
>>56520862
ayyy
>>56520862
kek
>>56520862
Okay, that's pretty funny.
>>56520595
gotta try that but i cant do a squat properly
for some reason my heels cant stay on the ground
must be my civilised genetics :^)
>>56519132
At first glance it looks like it makes rainwater flow down much more smoothly.
>>56520862
kek
>>56519625
this
I take fucking massive shits tbqh
>>56518979
>American chairs
>
>>56518979
>visit german family
>two bathrooms
>one upstairs is this bizarre nightmare
>plop a hefty dump of german cuisine on the little shelf
>last turd sticks to the top of the pile while still connected to my ass
>have to wiggle for it to disconnect and then feel it slowly flop over while painting my cheeks like a syrian refugee shade of lipstick
>have to wipe my ass while hovering a few inches over the seat so I dont accidentally smash my knuckles into my proudly displayed shit pile which is now stinking up the whole bathroom
>stand up to flush curious to see how this will work
>expect the water will just push the shit off the shelf into the little mouth-shaped porcelain orifice
>flush is a torrential gush of water
>water hits the turd pile and then launches off it like a ramp
>shit water sprays all over me and the bathroom as if by design
>slam lid down as fast as I can in shock
>shit water still spraying out the gap
>have to towel down the bathroom and change clothes
>use the normal toilet downstairs for the rest of the visit
>>56525170
7/10 would read again
>>56519459
>europoors
>>56525170
>germans will defend this
>>56525170
>>56525476
>germans will poke at with their fingers and inspect this
>>56520724
>>56525476
What the fuck
>>56528057
>the duck walk away after he drops it
>>56528057
nice banter from the little cunt
>>56520862
>>56519005
>so nobody knows if you're taking a shit or not
oh they will. the thing about shit being in water is that it greatly reduces the shit smell.
>>56525476
i have such toilet
>>56519132
damn. nothing lasts forever
>>56518979
Maybe you are supposed to sit on it the other way, facing the tank
>>56519132
where in america is this?
>tfw pooping is your quiet time where you can sit back and relax
don't take that away from me
>>56520106
more like Zizek on cocaine
Multicultural Toilet
>>56525476
>spanish store their chorizo in the toilet
I learn so much from /int/
>>56528406
enjoy your hemorrhoids
Apparently squatting while taking a dump is the right way.
>>56519817
>bitch im twelve and i got a 10 inch dick
>>56528519
Slav detected.
>>56528574
I do not squat tho (only in public toilets)
>>56520862
LAUGHED OUT LOUD
>>56520862
>>56525170
>>56519077
>educate people to have good washroom manners
>problem solved
>>56519391
iktff famicom, absolutely hated this feeling even when I am using my own toilet which was cleaned by myself.
>>56528057
smooth criminal
>>56528057
What a little bastard.
>>56519459
What if you need to take a long shit, ir you have diaherea?
>>56520862
>>56519502
holy shit what a waste
>>56520862
[audiable kek]
