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Hey /int/ wanna hear a joke?What do you call a 300 pound American?


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Hey /int/ wanna hear a joke?

What do you call a 300 pound American?
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>>56515901
you
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anorexic?
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I want that coffee mug.
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hungry
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>>56515901
i was expecting a australian flag
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an obese unhealthy person
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>>56515936
kek
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Can we talk about that coffee mug?
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uhhh.... big guy?
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fat man?
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ur mum
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>>56515987
>>56516036
omg nobody cares about that coffee mug, stop talking about it or leave.
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>>56515901
Healthy?
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>>56515901
I want to fuck that rabbit
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>>56516156
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A 250 pound Mexican with her 50 pound anchor baby.
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>>56516231
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHSHHSHSHSHDI8R8EIXHBW9W738WNXIW9OJDHEU○}○●>\○》}•○
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>>56515901
>What do you call a 300 pound American?
an American
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>>56516231
So...your mom?
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>>56516231
AHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAWHAHAHHAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>56515901
>What do you call a 300 pound American?
an American
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>>56515901
I want to fuck that coffee mug
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>>56515929

Low-level banter.

What we need to know is how you're fucking those crocodiles when they have a cloaca.
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>>56515929
Don't (You) mean (You)?
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>>56516715

We call them southeasterners but damn m8. I guess you've got it pinned.
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>>56516718
It's your my friend.
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>>56516231
ayyy lamo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXHOr9DjY4M
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>>56516231
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WILL THEY EVER RECOVER
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Is this "I wanna fuck that rabbit" a new meme or something? I see it everywhere
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>>56516734
I stole a canadians post AND got his reply hahaha
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>furshit
sorry fagboy, you're looking for >>>/trash/
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>When he cums inside you
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>>56516795
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>>56516813
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>>56516719
You seem to know more about crocodile genitalia than he does, fatboy
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>>56516832

Montana.

We're thinner than most of your minority mate.

You aught to ask us if we're fucking bears. No, you don't fuck a bear.
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>>56516795
>>56516813
>>56516825
this gave me boner
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>>56516231

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WELL WORTH THE WAIT
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>>56516043
For you
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>>56516973
bög
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>>56515901
underweight
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>>56515901
average redditor
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>>56515901
>>56516119
>>56516231
>>56516783
>>56516795
>>56516813
>>56516825
>>56516973
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>>56516825
>bunnilingus.jpg
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>>56516954

you got really defensive there bud

sure your not a zoophile?
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>>56515987
I got you, f4m
https://www.spreadshirt.com/you-want-it-when-A103708049
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YIFF IN HELL FAGGOTS
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>>56517695
>trusting any link straw gives
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>>56517783
Naw bro, it's legit, I swear.
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>>56517828
>>56517828
>>56517828
>>56517828
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>>56516179
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>>56518375
>>56518352
>>56517551
>>56516825
>>56516813
>>56516795
how soon until Zootopia posting is a thing?
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>>56518508
It's already too late. I am become cancer, destroyer of boards
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>>56518508
>3.You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
Never.
Global Rule #3
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>>56518589
The funny thing about rule 3 is that it's extremely vague. When asked about how mods defined furry in a Q&A, moot simply said "you just know." Whether the mods consider zootopia furry or just another movie with talking animals is completely up to them. I'm sure zootopia posting will die down eventually, but judging by /co/'s reception of it, it may take a while.
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>>56516973
le monke
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>>56518632
Just wait till it gets popular on reddit and then we'll hopefully evolve to hate it. Kinda like undermeme
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Go back to /co/ you disgusting degenerate.
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>>56518927
but the rabbit is cute, in a non-sexual way
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>>56518927
For some reason, this picture triggers me
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>>56518927
I find this image disturbing, but in the same way that I find animal cruelty disturbing.
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>>56518927
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>>56516231
uheuheheuheuhueh
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>>56519097
They tried so hard to sexualize her tho
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What's cool and actually /int/ related about Zootopia is that each region of the world got a different newscaster animal. Brazil even got a Jaguar.

>>56520065
I know it's fucking weird.
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>>56520065
That's the internet's job, and has a 100% success rate.
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>>56520102
>US/Moose

Fucking cultural appropriation Meese are OUR thing
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>>56520126
Bullwinkle was American you nigger. We have been the moose for longer than you know, soary to tell you pal
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>>56515936
Lost it
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>>56520126
the reporter moose was named Peter Moosebridge after famous canadian newscaster Peter Mansbridge if that makes you feel better
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>>56516231
Thanks for taking my sides
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H E Y


P R I S C I L L A
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Is this new Undertale/MLP/Sonic? Because it reeks of autism.
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>>56520360
The new Frozen.

So yes.
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>>56518927
I find this image satisfying. The tears make it better
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>>56520328
that scene was longer and funnier than it had any right to be
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>>56520328
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