Maisie edition
cara
fuck the janitor fat fucking faggot
Slightly worried about getting killed by a robot
Angel
british """""""""people"""""""""
LONG LIVE THE YPG
>>56512912
I'm sure you're not that bad, why would you be so hard on yourself?
>>56512933
would like to put something in that front pocket of her shirt
>>56512909
is this for burberry
>>56512981
mulberry
>shower thoroughly
>use spot cream
>skin gets oily anyway after 15 minutes
genuinely have the worst skin genetics in here
>>56512971
It started as a joke, but I botched the delivery x
>>56512945
ayy
>>56512972
there's a site where you cna play "dress up" with the models
the character is from a porn game
>>56512945
excellent post
>>56513009
weirdo
>>56513005
the mayonnaise
>>56512958
BIJI KURDISTAN
>>56513009
link the site lad?
>>56512995
Spot cream is a massive fucking scam, probably half the reason you've got shit skin
>>tfw no halo loving teacher at school
>>56512971
this
>>56512958
>supporting literal communists
Bizarro Rorke
think I might have hypothermia
My dad wears a Muslim amulet - but we're Catholic
logged into my mums facebook on her laptop and am reading all the shit she's chatted about to me little brother
already knew she seen me as the most disappointing child but this is kinda hurting my feelings tbqh
>>56513060
think you might have hypochondria
>>56513036
it depends what spot cream lad
salicylic acid (most of them) just prevents spots
benzoyl peroxide destroys acne but also destroys your face in the process. harsh shite
>>56513044
>kendrick lanigger profile picture
doubt this is a teacher
>>56513031
http://stregac.github.io/trainers_image_library/
also realised they released the new version of Princess Trainer 2 so I'm gonna have to download that tonight
>>56512468
An economic history of 20th century Europe by Ivan T. Berend is a good intro to europe. But it is written like a textbook. it covers basic trends of the 20th century like the growth of state control after ww2 bit dry reading though
>>56513077
>snoops on his mums private conversations
>wonders why she finds him a disappointment
lad
>>56513095
he did it during x-games too, think he is
>>56513095
I had a teacher who listened to j cole
anyone else literally wank themselves to sleep
got a bit of a headache
families
I ate severely undercooked chicken 2 hours ago and starting to feel a little woozy
Does eating raw chicken fuck you up that quickly or am I being a little bitch?
are you a chinese?
>>56513145
sometimes but usually it keeps me up
>>56513145
no, i wank in my sleep
>>56513145
Nah always go for a piss after a wank
Drinking some Tea lads
wew
>>56513098
wew. do you know anymore sites like this
>>56513158
go hospital lad
>tfw trying not to spoil the game for myself
>>>/aco/447327
>>56513214
look at that fucking paki rat face
>>56513158
Make yourself throw up if you're worried to be honest much better than possibly getting salmonella
had my wank and im off to bed
same again tomorrow lads?
4chan scrubs images posted of their exif data yes?
>>56513255
he ate chicken, not salmon dude
>>56513241
>>56513245
>>56513279
you already asked this. why are you asking twice?
>>56513282
>dude
Foy
>>56513245
>p*ki
F*ck off, words can hurt/
4chan scrubs images posted of their exif data yes?
is this the greatest anime of all time?
>>56513292
>>56513288
I'm scared images from my phone I've posted contain GPS info or something.
>>56513255
>>56513226
thanks
I just googled and any salmonella symptoms should't show up until at least 6 hours after eating, so it's just psychological at this point
if I wake up to diarrhea I'll go to the doctor
>post yfw Trump wins
>>56513333
if you wake up that is
>>56513319
Nah pham if you look at an image it will say 'this site doesn't supply personal data'
Steam Controller is absolutely shite.
doing a quick search
>>56513319
and people already told you that you have nothing to worry about
>>56513216
no but try this game out
the original was top tier so this should be even better
https://mega.nz/#!CtZAyRBT!Kc8FEFYYyHRg_gu9Ul2qj-CCcPWjPMNbe6rqFVazgo8
>>56513367
can you hear me now?
GOG games > steam
>>56513373
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=4chan+exif
This post throws that into question.
>>56513409
yea but steam has more variety
I have most of the best GOG games already
just put a patch over my third eye
ah yes, how kafkaesque
>>56513424
did you read the entire thread will all the people saying 4chan strips exif data?
>15 degrees C
>gets sick
Wish there were some good yaoi games to play desu
making an arrangement
>people unironically think the BBC is on the whole biased
thread has died down
just an hour or two away from prime american/aussie/thailad hours
>>56513558
its biased towards the State and government
>>56513577
all awful
>>56513558
protip: every statement has bias
"And here's your pint"
Fuck sake lads
Which came first BBC as in the TV company, or BBC as in the Big cocked niggas
made two slice of buttered toast, put a slice of ham on each of them, and a fried egg on top. The eggs are cooked both sides, but still with a moderately runny yolk. I have garnished them with a couple of grinds of pepper.
I just thought you lads would like to know.
>>56513598
t. know nothing
reeee why won't it let me download it again, i want to show my mum this episode
it's obviously not downloaded anymore if i can't reveal it in finder is it transmission you silly torrent client you
>>56513598
Aha I almost had to engage with your point there but you used an ancient reddit meme so fuck off
>>56513627
sounds good
wonder how differently my life would be now if I didn't have to try to be the fucking hardman at school and end up getting kicked out
>>56513644
it's on netflix lad
protip: everything I say is right because I am an American philosopher
56513629
56513645
2 easy
>>56513652
you'd probably be happy and successful
>>56513652
I got kicked out and transferred to a "special" school where they literally handed me a diploma
got cockjuice in my eye
>>56513647
It's very good, the simple foods are often the best. I would give you one if you were present, I have a sharing nature, you see.
>>56513672
>haha tricked you!
t. know nothing
got eyejuice in my cock
protip: every sentence is propaganda
>>56513752
protip: your gay lol
>>56513691
in what way were you special
Ireland? More like catholic land
good post
>>56513762
"adhd" and "anxiety"
v good post
>>56513771
Top right
>>56513676
i actually probably would be
but i've had a string of shit jobs for shit periods til i have enough and just stop turning up
now my CV is fucked and i can't get another job because the only references I have keep cucking me
>>56513691
ended up getting into another normal school instead of a PRU but only ended up only getting C's and shit in the end because I got kicked out half way through my GCSEs, could have easily got A's desu
just tricked a lad
he's steamed
>>56513798
Copying this post for my analysis of dullness essay
>>56513785
christ they really wrap kids in bubble wrap these days
if that happened to me itd destroy my self confidence, seems so patronising
protip: ramalamaddingdong
>>56513829
don't do that
my life is already enough of a joke as it is
alri
got a big forehead lads, but that's alright, i need it for my big brain
>>56513828
protip: you're wrong, I'm right
>>56513830
I'm just glad I actually graduated. Wouldn't be in uni right now if it weren't for what they did
protip: America is the greatest nation on earth
>>56513901
good lad
>>56513901
I do not buy this post, I feel like the irony barrier has been past and I can hear it like a sonicboom
having a masturbate
Feel a bit ashamed about only knowing one language but probably not ashamed enough to actually learn another haha
protip: 4chan is brilliantly kafkaesque
just reactivated my facebook for a quick lurk
will delete again shortly
Last month I owned neither and this month I got my first ever smart phone and tablet
Mildly life changing not sure why I resisted for so long
>>56513955
Typically Dionysian
>>56513955
Love this post very gimmick-esque
i'm so lonely hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
loud drunk hooligans outside
>>56513989
>>56513992
Don't give into temptation Jesus is concerned
>>56513998
hahahaha
how very Kafkaesque of you
>he spends his weekend on /brit/
>>56514035
no meat-touching ma'am
>>56514009
Tell them St Pads day was yeserdah
>>56513952
this, 2bh
>>56514040
protip: you're American
Imagine if Alan sugar suddenly became a right wing populist and became prime minister haha
#drumpf
#yourefired
>>56514035
Is there a way I can tell you to fuck off while also mentioning that I laughed at your post?
feel liking killing myself 2bh
>>56513989
can you do that without your friends knowing?
why isn't king kong (1933) on youtube in full? shouldn't it be public domain by now?
think I might have to roll a spliff
reading ayn rand
she's an absolute genius
>>56514095
well it won't give them a notification
and they're probably asleep right now and it will be gone again before they awake
>>56514040
>>56514128
top top kek
>>56514113
I own the rights to king kong you runt
>reading ayn rand
>she's an absolute genius
>>56514128
>buying into the objectivism gimmick
Kafka
miss the old days lads
Is Donald Trump still gonna colonise Scotland with golf courses when he's bresident
56514145
56514162
56514168
2 easy
*skateboards into you*
>>56514189
did you read that sunday times magazine article on him too
>>56514196
Glad I didn't reply to you I would have looked foolish haha
>>56514196
>trolling
>in /brit/
>in 2016
>when American
petty, crude, Kafkaesque, vile brute
going to torrent king kong (1933) and then upload it to youtube
>>56514226
good lad
>>56514218
Does it look like it's Sunday
>>56514170
isn't that ball made out of stone? i bet he broke his hand
>it isn't sunday
Kafka!
>>56514267
good post
>>56514252
well it was written nearly a decade ago
Get to bed lads.
>>56514244
Lad you can't legally download/upload anything after Micky Mouse was invented in 1928 that's the cutoff
>>56514170
when was this filmed? the dinosaur ages?
>>56514277
no it wasn't
>>56514291
>going to bed
very Kafka
>>56514170
Me clapping
currently dwelling on just how Kafkaesque my life really is
>>56514298
no idea
i think those are baggy greens though
maybe its the death of english cricket
doing a kafka
>>56514298
It's from king kong (1933)
How to fall out of love with a girl?
please this is not a shitpost
>>56514293
right, of course the company that made all its money with public domain characters and stories would fight tooth and nail to prevent their mascot from becoming public domain
i fucking hate americans
*shakes fist at the sky*
KAFKAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>56514278
Look at this point I'd let you do me
haven't been sober in 42 hours feels pretty good desu
>>56514368
Just pretend she's an imagination
>>56514218
No what was it?
>finished all my beers
>not particularly drunk
>dad hasn't got any in for me to nick
disastrous situation tbqh
>>56514388
typically Dionysian of you
>>56514388
io parlare di italiano
>>56514368
Have sex with a new one
>>56514412
never had sex before though
>>56514399
>plebs don't even have 24 hour tesco and paki shops nearby
>>56514412
I bet you are looking to take advantage of my confused self
protip: fedora
no idea how any of you can listen to podcasts or audiobooks
like how do you not get bored straight away, it's just impossible to stay concentrated imo
>>56514405
very bacchussian post friend
>>56514409
it's a fun language desu
>>56514399
>nicking beers off your dad
got both my arms broken for that when i was 15
>>56514430
Beer sellers don't open all night per moi
>>56514464
Thicko
>>56514464
i always play a game while listening to podcasts, usually a grindy one like runescape or dark souls
>>56514430
have a 24 hour garage desu but no money
>>56514473
there's definitely beers about somewhere but he hides them cuz he knows i nick em
>>56514481
t. scotland
my local petrol station sells alcohol 24/7 365
would consider my willy to be exceedingly Kafkaesque at times
*spill drink on your gf*
*give you thumbs up*
Is it legal to become a paid shill? How do I so it?
Semi serious
>>56514464
ricky gervais show was unironically good
>>56514549
I assume companies just hire marketing interns
are chubby girls kafkaesque?
>>56514549
Depends on the country and what their laws are
doubt the shiller will ever get charged instead of the company/group/union behind them tho
>>56514582
more Socratic really
>>56514534
Fucking hell fuck off you stopped your gay action posting now stop this
It was funny to start with and would have remained so if you'd only posted it occasionally
>>56514555
don't get it but I can be sure it is very Kafkaesque
no doubt about it
>>56514555
That's funny because normally you can touch meat but in the kafkaesque scenario you can't
>>56514602
>gay action posting
what did he post exactly
>>56514555
lol it's funny because it's a satire on the excessive use of the word Kafkaesque
I'm very lazy
>US State Dept. just declared genocide in syria/iran
welp, looks like we're going back to iraq again
im blue if i was green i would die daba dee dabu da
afternoon lads
>>56514602
early stages of gimmick posting requires incessant posting before it becomes autonomous imo
plus I'm too lazy to keep it up if it doesnt catch after a few days
>>56514659
excellent post
what is this kafekqouse meme?
>>56514666
*sobs*
It's the end of an era
>>56514680
>eurabia
kek
pineal gland is engorging with dmt lads
>>56514597
never liked socrates desu
The best pints are those pulled once or twice a month
>>56514394
i cant find it m8
it was ages ago but it was about some long drawn out saga about trump trying to build some massive prestigious golf resort in scotland that was analogous to some old film where some farmer or something wouldn't sell to him even for massive amounts of money
>>56514549
Go and ask /v/. Literally everyone on there is apparently a paid shill from one developer or another.
>>56514665
hello there sir. do you have a moment to talk about memes?
>>56514709
I pull your mum twice a month
notice I didn't lose my temper when the angry /brit/ peasant started cursing at me?
I pride myself on my Nietzschean self-awareness
>>56514702
this, socrates was a spaz
>>56514724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9rRjTkDREM
this?
>>56514709
The best pints are those filled with my semen.
Lads should I smoke a joint now or leave it for tomorrow, it's my last bit
>>56514732
*narrows focus*
go on...
>>56514724
Trump had the right to build there. It's not like he forced the UK Queen to give him land. Someone legally sold him it
The thing was that someone was trying to build large wind turbines near his golfing course. Their noise would disturb the golfer's experience
>>56514768
now
>>56514752
oh, and the film is local hero, not a bad film 2bh
>>56514768
smoke it now and hit a lick so u can buy more
feeling hungry desu
>>56514768
*put you under citisen arrest*
You're going away to prison for a long long time
>>56514784
defo can't get anymore tomorrow only have 9 quid
>>56514778
why though? what are the benefits of smoking it now
>>56514776
How would you describe your last bowel movement? Kafkaesque?
>>56514806
like I said nigga hit a licc
watching a HOIII
paki nicked me mobile outside a tescos
steaming
>>56514809
Personally mine was platoesque
>>56514809
I'm currently in the middle of a bowel movement and it's going alright tbqh
Disgraceful the amount of freedom people have today, it's very Orwellian
hahah hey guys whats up
not a fan of fishermen desu I don't trust them and fishmongers are just scum
>>56514777
The UK government has a fucking right to build offshore wind farms if they decide to and shouldn't decide against it because of some rich cunt thinking he owns the country nah fuck that
>>56514806
>what are the benefits of smoking it now
the anticipation will defeat the enjoyment of the experience
>buy watch from ASOS
>arrive and doesn't work
hmm yes, Kafka would have a lot to say about this one
>>56514846
We have less personal freedom than our parents had.
could use some wank material
>>56514850
Look you just had to be there in /brit/ to get it
