>mfw stranger tries to have smalltalk with me
Why people do this? And why are foreigners trying to invade my personal space in a place like bus? I don't want to talk.
Little finn turn around and let me in
>>56490596
American cancer culture exported to your helpless country. Americans need to have a conversation even while they pissing in the urinal next to someone ffs. They call it tinkle and talk (T&T) They also inspect each others penises while doing it, the fags
Americans feel the need to chitchat even if it's just to break an awkward silence.
I fucking hate being an asocial autist in this country.
>>56490596
Foreigner = refugees? Or tourists?
>shit that never happened but you made up just to start a fucking shitty thread with an anime image
>>56490913
Is this American joke?
>>56490913
Hi there how are you?
>>56490596
Why don't you want to talk, you Finnish motherfucker?
>>56490913
Hey how ya doin there? Nice weather huh? Yeah hope it holds up through the weekend, haha. You gonna get up to anything fun this weekend? Gosh I love Thursdays.
>>56490913
STOP HARASSING ME
>>56491019
So how 'bout them Knicks?
>>56490967
Oh I'm alright. Gonna head on over to the grocery right quick and pick up some stuff for dinner tonight.
>>56491019
Oh yeah the weather's just great today. Could do without this wind, though! haha. I have nothing planned for this weekend, will probably marathon Lord of the Rings and go hiking y'know. See ya!
>>56490752
Hawt, more pls
>>56490913
G'morning, Happy Thursday! Great thing friday is right around the corner, mmhm? Weather's looking a lot better nowadays, thank God we're done with the snow. So what are you up to this weekend?
>>56490752
sawce
>>56491167
Hey there, I'm sorry to interrupt you but your shoes are untied. I could tie em' for ya if you'd like! It's no problem
>>56490913
>>56491019
hey guys, weather's great today isn't it? indeed, wish i could enjoy the sun but i'll be stuck in the office for three more hours, thank god i'm going to the club tonight. what do you do? >>56491071 hey i'm talking to you too. hey why are you looking down? what's on the ground? let me see, just move aside a little okay? hey i said "OKAY?". why the hell are you crying now? what? what's a "perkele"? haven't your parents taught you to look people in the eyes when talking?
>>56491019
"I'm doing great! Loving the weather! You know, March: In like a lion out like a lamb! Haha! Taking the lady in my life to dinner Saturday to celebrate our anniversary. Gotta love Thursday, at least it's not Monday! Haha."
*shakes last bit of pee out and tucks peener away, zips up fly*
"See you tomorrow! And hey- have a good one!"
>>56491290
*bumps into you as you're exiting the bathroom*
Oh hey do I know you?
>>56491224
Well keked Italy.
>>56491373
"Harry? From highschool? No way man you're a legend!"
>>56491431
>>56491373
>>56491290
>>56491167
>>56491125
>>56491019
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WPq7QL2XiP
>>56491071
*sits next to you*
*plays a folk song from Italy on his cellphone, whistling*
Hey, do you like this one?
It was one of my father's favourites.
eye contact always confuses me. How long am i supposed to maintain eye contact? Whenever i do it i just maintain eye contact at all times until the other person looks away.
This thread triggers me.
>>56491647
It's like I'm really in Wisconsin/Minnesoda/UP
>>56491901
How are ya?
>>56491901
Nice weather isn'it?
I hate small talk, i gets even more awkward than silence cause of how obviously uninterested both parts are
>>56491647
n-nice seeing you too
>>56491647
I can feel the handshake at the start and the pat on the back as I leave.
>>56492015
>>56492118
RREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>56492163
When both parties become so dead inside that they fake interest better than most professional actors, you can sign up to be a businessman in the US Midwest.
>>56492343
so where are you from? that is an interesting accent you got.
>>56490596
Maybe they should make an "art of manliness" channel in Finnish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiQA3XSw5UM
>>56492365
How much has the midwest been influenced by nordic autism?
>>56492343
Are you crazy, man? What's wrong with you? Why don't you like talking to people? Talking to people makes you happy, did you know that?
>>56490752
Continue
>>56492343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y5pu4DqWxi
>>56491777
You're not supposed to think about it.
>>56492526
Those people are the opposite of the "Nordic" stereotype.
I reckon that this has something to do with having to be friendly with strangers when they settled the new lands.
>>56492526
not at all. Up here in the upper midwest we're incredibly friendly. Probably the friendliest people in America tb h
>>56490752
>>56491144
>>56491195
>>56492582
>abuse fetishism
Is this you?
>>56493686
Nope
>>56492614
>>56493686
fucking /r9k/ everyday I think they can't surprise me anymore and then they do
>>56490596
I'll invade your "personal space" bby.
>>56493686
Kitty-tan is kind of cute. I'd be proud if my son could draw like this.
>Implying I'll get mattied
>>56493686
>That last post
I felt a feel. Godspeed to that anon.
>>56492713
wish I lived in a comfy house in the American Midwest
>dem Fargo feels
>>56490596
yo dawg, ya wanna chat'n'shit? huehuehue
