Back from the dead edition:
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Chat : https://discord.gg/0pBNFcuGggyMZJCb
interpals.net
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
READ THIS IF YOU ARE NEW
Old thread: irrelevant
zombieeee
Anyone else feel like /cp/ been super dead the last 3-4 months??
>>56473818
we went from having 1-2 threads a day to one thread every three days, shit is fucked
>>56474162
You all just need to join the chat
isn't the site down
>>56474168
the chat is shit just like how the skype group was shit too
>>56474189
Chat is actually pretty good desu
>>56474349
it's just the same as this but with names and >fewer people
why does this site have a fucking different problem every week. it's literally some new shit thats broken every time
is the site down for anyone else? Every site loads fine except interpals
>>56475145
it's been down for hours
We need to find a way to revitalize the threads.
Maybe advertise on /trv/ and shit I dunno.
>>56474896
the site was developed by some lazy Russian that does shit all for the site
>>56475224
Why? Threads tend to go to shit when a lot of new people start posting
>>56475477
These threads die when everyone eventually leaves and there's no one to replace them
Anyone use HelloTalk?
I find it's much easier since it's a phone app and you can have any language keyboard you want. Too bad you have to pay for more than one language.
What do you faggots do?
Thanks to interpalls I going to be a married man.
>>56476522
Learn languages with no ulterior motives.
>>56476610
Interpalls is about golddiggers with roasty pussies lad.
Who the fuck learns languages there?
>>56476661
Nevermind you're right. Why am I learning languages there? I guess I'm just a retard DOY DOY DOY
WE BACK BOYS
It's back up.
Guys, I need help
I met a blonde French qt
I met her two years ago but now she contacted me last weekend out of the blue to know how I've been.
How can I save her from the Muslim Horde in time before they reach the French countryside?
>another koreaboo girl
what's this discord thing and should I join?
>>56477864
Send her my way :^)
27th for crazy Turkish sluts
God I love them
>>56478155
>opened up 5 random french profiles
>4/5 were koreaboos
Europe is a lost cause.
Dead
>>56480945
I didn't know him for too long, so I can't judge him as well as you guys but he certainly was a good thread. I hope that he will enjoy his afterlife in the archives.
Tbh, couldn't we put an end to this with a thread where all post their best/worst experiences with these threads or things they enjoyed and such?
>>56478730
it a chat and yes
>>56482038
>best experience
novelty of site and interpals(culturepals after) threads, all those new people to troll
>worst
all that time wasted on nothing, life ruined, feeling dead inside
rip in peace cp
Fun fact: It took less than 5 hours for the thread to reach 310 posts in the night of the 14 February. The previous thread took 23h, the next 22h.
>>56482038
I was new to this thread too, but it was the only thread that I always would come back
>>56474168
The chat is what killed the threads. People start posting there and not in the threads so the threads don't get bumped and no posts and then they 404 after 32 posts like the last thread
Fuck the chat. The chat is the reason this happened.
Lots of lads don't post much anymore. I don't even go on interpals now that I have my qt.
Speaking of she sent me this last night.
>>56485253
Actually I've noticed that the people who mostly post in the chat are lurkers here
I can't think of many posters that really post in the threads for me and a few 2 or 3 others that occasionally post desu
>>56485986
Where's she from?
>>56486781
Except for me and 2 or 3
>>56486792
Mother Russia
>girl fell madly in love with me in 2 weeks
She literally does anything I tell her too. Why do girls get so clingy and attached so easily?
>>56488714
Because most girls on Interpals are damaged beyond repair, and are desperate for any kind of close relationship.
It's pretty neat
What should I say? I talked to this Russian 19yo for about a week, 5 months ago. I deleted the previous conversations, but they were mostly about daily life in Russia
>>56489325
Ask her what she was busy with, you autistic fuck
I didn't even created a account and I'm already attracted to a german girl.
>>56489897
Post her, m8
>>56489897
Yeah m8e
Page 9 you motherfuckers, I'm bumping it again
After this thread 404s in an hour, just end it. Don't make new ones anymore. Not for a few weeks or a month.
Try again later and hopefully some new people will see them and join the site and make this fun again. Until then, just let them die already, nothing is going to keep these threads going
>>56496198
Hmm..
Bumpo
Girls are boring&gay
Guys I think my qt actually wants the D but I'm not sure.
She casually says stuff about dreams involving me, and with no context at all sends me recordings of herself reading Pessoa and Camões. Not too long ago she sent me a drawing of how she sees my name (she has synesthesia) just out of the blue.
Wat do.
>>56500795
This. Men are much more interesting to talk to.
Qt wants to marry me after about 2.5 weeks of talking.
I'm going to do it. I'm almost 26 and finally have a girl that wants to be with me. I'm going to accept
Discuss
>>56506123
Go for it
>>56506384
Was thst the British guy?
Hey guys I would like your advice
I'm meeting a qt (boy) next month and I'm really scared.
We've been talking for 3 years and it's been all good and love each other, does it happen a lot that you don't connect with a person irl like you did online? Has it ever happened to you?
Ty
>>56507742
I think if you've been speaking to them for 3 years, you should know the person very well
Should be ok
>>56503981
So you're saying we should go homo?
>>56508816
Yeah. Being heterosexual is a curse.
>American qt planning to leave for Russia because taxes in NY State are too high
>>56509935
>American women
y tho
>>56507742
Yes, my qt and I talked for a year before we met irl and the very first day we realized we weren't a match and we never talked again after that trip was over
No matter how well you think you now someone, until you've met irl, you don't know anything
>>56510370
she cute
>>56510370
I have one I talk to because she's cute and lots of fun
And it's easy to visit her in her state when I get some free time
Well, IP is down
>>56511427
>>56511427
What else is new?
>>56511479
Didn't know that the site was easy to go down
>>56511546
At any given moment something on the site is broken. And usually it's the search function.
It's one of the worst, most buggy sites I've seen
>>56506123
>inb4 you send her 2500$ so she can come to marry you
Is Vinicius dead?
I hear there are riots and rebellions in Brazil going on right now. Nigga probably got shanked.
>>56511685
Hopefully
>>56506384
>tfw no more super autistic posters
How to solve the broken images?
>>56506384
top kek, even I'm not that autistic and that says a lot
>>56506384
This is off the charts autism
Guys I want to marry my qt. What's the shortest acceptable amount of time that I have to wait?
>>56515344
Probably 3 months
>>56515344
My qt and I have been talking for 3 weeks every day and have already gotten further than my old qt, who became my gf, did in a year
I'll probably marry her too
What should I know before visiting my qt in Óbidos this summer?
>>56515699
What do you want to know?
>>56515806
How overrun with tourists should I expect that town? My trip will probably be just after the medieval fair.
>>56515884
From the times I was there, the city had just a few tourists.
The only thing that will be full is the roads, because that's the way to the beaches.
Expect hot weather and you will see gypsies or as we call them " ciganos"
>>56516034
My friend in Amadora says there are tons of those, granted some of that is probably Amadora being Amadora.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OiqcI5DLpR
Audio related, it's my qt.
And now that i finally decided to create a account, the images are broken.
Tomorrow I'll try to talk to a german girl, just don't know what to say to start the conversation.
Should I ask her some baby channels so I can start learning german
>>56516426
welcometointerpals.jpg
>>56517422
Thanks
If an image is broken, click on it to see it.
>>56517989
I know, but if another person doesn't know that and I'll be pushed away because they can't see my image
Add more images, and pick a nice name.
Good night.
Thread won't be here in the morning so bye, see you in hell
>>56519085
have faith anon
>Tfw can't script cause the site is fucked
hmm
>>56519463
>>56519940
What did he mean by that?
>>56521615
Say you're worried if it's infected or etc and ask to see it to check
>>56521615
>really? i don't believe you
I need to know if any of you are talking to Russian girl with a German ex
>qt I'm really into is blowing me off
it's over isn't it
>>56522636
That would be desu
>>56522636
me. Is she 22 years old?
>>56523431
Wew, close but no.
Guys is the qtcrawler script dead? or is the online part itself ded? Cause atm it says this "There are 4425 members online right now and 23627 meet your filter settings."
>>56519637
It's telling you to get outside you fucken poofta.
>>56525645
fuck off Oliver
>>56525482
The site now is full of errors, i get that error, and the images are still broken
/VERONICA7607
>>56527140
"she's " hot
/billbear
>>56527449
do not link my profile ever again
>>56472827
Am I the only one who's a Korean girls magnet?
They keep messaging me but I don't know their intentions...
I wish white girls were like that
>>56528545
It's pretty obvious.
They want to practice english with any decent-looking bug-eyed white monkey they can find.
>>56528812
But why only koreans?
I rarely get messaged by chinese or other Asians
is this where I find latin qt's?
>>56529171
Dunno, I get bombarded by all asians.
>>56512221
Unfortunately for (You) I am not desu
Why does my profile not get many views any more?
I have been online for a while yet only got 2 views...
Even the people whose profile I have viewed haven't viewed me back.
Hello every there. I am not sit at this place. I have just one question. Why script stopped work 1 mouth ago?
I hope you inderstand me.
Before I had 300 views, but now nothing.
>>56532543
>>56532898
site is fucked up right now
>>56534058
What do you mean, how long it be continues?
Is anybody can fix script?
>>56534339
Site is glitchy as fuck because the developers have stopped caring.
Search is fucked so barely anyone is getting any views. I seem to get a view or two daily if I'm lucky.
>''You really have less than a page of wall comments?! lmao!!''
>>56536823
>wall comments
I seriously hope none of you guys do this. If you don't disable them then something is wrong with you
>>56537603
I don't disable them but if someone leaves a wall comment then I go and message them.
Finally the images are not broken
https://www.interpals.net/MamaBelle
This girl gets triggered when you make fun of gypsies.
She already blocked me.
Do your best.
>>56542977
She's probably one of them
No one here?
>>56543247
She doesn't look gypsy.
>>56545972
Boa tarde.
Como vâo as qts?
>>56546524
As qts?
Eu queria era arranjar uma forma de começar uma conversa.
30 y.o milf slav.
Maybe will upload the vid later.
>>56548906
>using slav smileys
pack it up
>>56502511
at least she reads based poets. also yes, wants the d
>>56548906
You will upload the vid here?
>>56549259
I don't know. Thread is dead
Just a question.
If I continue watching a profile everyday, can she see if I've seen her profile everyday?
And, if I'm always watching her, what are the chances of her messaging me?
>>56551107
Upload, maybe more people will join the conversation.
>>56551240
yes, you jump to the top spot in recently viewed
>>56551279
This
I lurk but I would like to see this video desu
>>56551240
Why do you view her profile everyday?
>>56551240
Holy shit, that's creepy as hell and she's probably freaked out wondering why you're stalking her and not messaging
Just stop being a bitch and message her, ffs
>>56535829
You can make search work if right click on second page link and open it manually.
>tfw actually want to practice language skills but can't even search by nation
Is there an alternative to this piece of garbage?
>>56551279
I don't know if people like milfs. I know she is a bit older than me, but she still a stunner to me. Her obeying an younger guy and doing what she was made for. Being a whore to a man.
>>56553690
ugly desu
>Was doing Trump impersonations to my Mexican qt
>she thought I was being ironic
>I wasn't really
>>56552391
I was just asking, I have not done that.
>>56553690
post moar
>>56553690
Is she married?
>>56554672
Wait, WTF!!!! how do you know it?
Got a view from a 39 years old woman and it was my first viewer.
Now I'm gonna write my profile
Got my russia visa.
Never been there before, will be interesting.
I'll show pics of my entrails and bullet holes when it's all over.
>>56555021
Just asked.
>Slovak qt gets here in 8 days
>German qt gets here in 9 days
Truly I am doing wonders for the South West's tourist industry.
>>56556597
What are you going to do with them both here at the same time?
>>56556844
He gets one for the morning and the other for the afternoon
Is it common to get views from guys?
>>56557273
I think so. I did, usually.
>>56557385
And do you respond to guys when they send you a message?
>>56557507
Usually, no. I did when I first started, but then I decided to not waste my time. Later on I would mess with the African guys who would message me though.
>>56557602
I just asked because a Indian guy messaged me, so I'll not respond
>>56557761
It can be fun at times.
>>56557761
It's fun to fuck with them sometimes, indians especially
>>56553690
Nice. Post more.
How many views did you get on your first day?
I'm already with 5, don't know if it's too much or not.
>>56558431
5 isn't enough. With a typical update you should get about at least 20.
Do you have marked that you are looking for flirting?
>>56472827
r8 my qt lads (the one on the left obv)
>script doesn't work
>barely getting any views
Motherfucker, am i going to have to start messaging girls first?
>>56560035
badacne/10, shell be a bit cuter in a couple years if she doesn't get fat.
>make an anon account with no picture and no text in profile
>10 views and 3 messages on 1st day
there's some lonely ass people on this site
>>56560035
>that
>qt
shes like a 4/10
>>56560079
Here she is elsewhere. It's not a good picture. Can you guess the country?
>>56560035
6/10, is that you on the right?
How old is she? 34
>>56560135
Much better pic. Everyone is white...southern slav?
>>56525482
Teh script insn't working for me right now, I don't see the ''View all profiles'' option once I have all the profiles on one page.
>>56560161
That's a writer for the guardian.
>>56560220
She's North African, surprisingly. I dont have the good ones on my pc.
>>56560035
4/10 tops
>>56560259
>be white
>be from africa
>everyone's aware your ancestors were slaves
Must suck for her, i wonder how often she has to fight off rapists.
>>56556844
Don't really know desu. I don't have any long term plans for the Slovak (which sounds harsh), and I really like the German lass, regardless of any romance that may or may not occur. Plus my old crush from school messaged me out of the blue the other day informing me that she'd broken up with her boyfriend and is single again and all in all I'm in a bit of a tizz to be honest.
Tomorrow, I'm gonna need help at one thing
>>56562474
we'll be here for you (maybe)
>>56560568
>every white person owned slaves
good goy
>>56560079
oh i have a fixed version of the script if you want it
>>56519463
Hnnngh desu
>>56564505
post it here lad
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET INTO CHAT?
So I found a german girl that her photo, gets me excited.
How should I start a conversation, without having small talk?
I'm asking this because I've never had a long conversation with a girl.
And now, it's the best time to learn.
I can't practice in IRL because I have no one to talk.
This thread must LIVE!
>>56570573
Is that your qt?
>>56570548
3 options
Mention something on her profile, ask about it and make a reference to it that makes you seem interesting. Eg, "oh you play the violin? I play the banjo! We should set up a folk band haha" (bit autistic but I'm assuming you're a bit autistic anyways so it doesn't matter.)
"Oh hey, you seem cool, what's up?" - low success rate but allows you to steer the conversation wherever you want. You have to be more attractive than her for this to work.
Dick pic. Always dick pic.
>not a single view in 5 days
Is the site broken or ?
>>56572520
>Is the site broken
It's always broken in one way or another desu
>>56572520
I think so mate.
I usually get ~30 views if online for a few hours, I literally have only 3 after being online for the day.
Also pictures usually don't load for me, which is only a recent thing.
I think that Interpals dying is making this thread die too. Sad really.
might as well call it koreapals
It's always a bit buggy, but it's a bit more buggy than usual.
>>56573935
>tfw no korean girls messaging me.
w-whats wrong with me?
>>56574741
Nah, it's probably cos the site's fucked.
>>56574783
I've had this account for a year and I've gotten maybe one Korean message. Even with scripting...
кAКOГO хyя cкpипт нe paбoтaтe? Ктo тyт oтвecтвeнный зa этo дeлo? Чини блять.
>>56574914
Кoнeц cocи, oзaбoчeнный.
Paзвeлocь тyт блять
>>56574864
How masculine do you look?
That could be a factor.
>>56560035
Not sure if you're serious. She's the very definition of average
>>56575504
I'd give it a generous 4
>>56575349
6.5/10 definitely not androgynous. It's probably down to me being a sand nigger
>>56575830
Where she from?
How do you guys keep conversations going once you're past the getting-to-know phase?
I have a qt I am already planning to visit... four months from now. How do I keep talking to her when she already knows my stories? Asking about her day every day seems boring and repetitive.
>>56576733
Nobody in particular, I just never get any messages from Koreans...
>>56576770
if you don't have stuff to talk about every day then don't. Just talk to her every few days or whatever.
>>56575029
Bcмыcлe oзaбoчeнный? Чини дeтeктop.
>>56576770
Just force yourself to start up conversations
Sometimes you can spin that into more in depth convo
>>56576770
>Tfw every convo ends within 3 days
>>56472827
Legitimate question:
What would be the percentage / likelihood of actually meeting some a woman who is..
a.) Not from Africa or third world nations
b.) Having legitimate discussions with
c.) Potentially leading to long-term relationship
Through this website?
Would love to hear your insights, know your experiences, entertain your thoughts..
>>56580298
I met my qt from this actual thread, and we've been talking for nearly a year I would say. I think you should just cast a wide net.
When me and her started talking a lot I dropped the others quite quickly. So yeah it's just a numbers game until you meet the right one.
my qt is probably reading this right now, luv u bby
>>56580494
>my qt is probably reading this right now, luv u bby
Okay but that last statement makes me feel like you're baiting me
but if real, thanks
>>56557829
ayyyy
On my first day, I got 14 views, and 1 message from a indian guy.
I guess that I have to change my description.
>>56583616
It's all in the photos Alberto
>>56584796
I just have 1, I'm not very photogenic, and I don't take pics, only if I have to.
Rolling for me
What's wrong with the script? It's not fetching users.
(I haven't been catching up with /cp/ in ages/)
>>56576854
Its 90% because of your sandnigger status
t. Guy with 4 Corean QTs
Hi guys..
>>56580298
I met a girl from IP over Christmas and New Years while on vacation in her country. We talk every single day, and skype whenever we can. She's amazing.
As far as a relationship goes. I don't see that happening. We both like each other, but we both think life will take us different directions. So we are just going to stay friends. Our friendship has really grown, and we are really close friends now. She's awesome and I can't wait to see her again this summer!
>>56589950
O-oh, I thought that was only with black people? ;_;
>>56590650
its same shit for them desu, why do you want a Corean qt btw?
>>56590787
Because they have the best girls culturally, physically and spiritually. Why wouldn't you want one?
>>56591139
I almost agree desu. Their only downside is that they don't get self deprecating or ironic humor, which is my jam.
>>56591139
This. Koreans are best asians, if you ignore the plastic ones.
Not from shithole like philippines or vietnam, not autistic like jap girls, don't have a shit attitude like chinks, don't have to figure out if they're a girl or boy like Thailand.
Also it's easy to spot the plastic ones, they always go for the nose surgery first, and it makes them look like some sort of mecha-android pseudo-human.
I just created an account on interpals
Why is there so much 16 yo German girls ?
>>56564505
>And so we wait.
>>56591312
>>56591331
You guys have motivated me. I-I'm gonna do it. I'm going to start a conversation with a Korean! Do you think they will even reply?
>>56591558
if you are new then you can message the ones without pictures. No guarantee that they will be top tier but its something to get you started on. Also download kakaotalk for when you eventually move from the website.
>>56591558
Christ, mate.
Asians are by far the most desperate of the bunch. Although the Thai, Indonesians, and Chinese are the worst by a long shot.
Also:
>Russians
The majority of European Russians are racist and xenophobic as fuck, but try contacting girls from the Islamic Russian Republics.
Been talking to this italian qt for a while, nothing serious, just random stuff. And she's been sending pics where incidentally you can see how fantastic her legs and ass are
It's weird, is she just not thinking of me as a guy at all or is she trying to tease me for some reason...?
>>56592475
teasing probably, try and comment on it and see how she reacts
>>56592546
I did that. Will see how it goes. I can't do this flirting stuff so I don't try to. I follow the creed of BUrself.
>>56592475
what part of Italy? I'm talking with a Italian too
>>56594438
Yours got great legs and ass too huh?
>>56592475
post pics
>>56594465
I mean, I know we are not talking to the same girl. Because she tells me everyone she talks to on IP. And she doesn't know any Swedes.
I was just curious
>>56594766
That's kinda weird bruh.
>>56595794
Why is that weird?
>>56595857
Because it's some really controlling behavior to ask your qt who she talks to, or have her tell you that
>>56595881
I'm not controlling her. She openly talks to me about them.
>>56595975
Every single one of them? Okay.
>>56595975
You're being cucked
>>56596039
>>56596123
we talk about everything
And no Brit. I'm not being cucked. Because I'm not in a relationship with this girl, we are like best friends
>>56472827
what ? what the fuck is turkish white knight ?
i never read through cp general nor your pastebin.
what is going on ?
>post skype, pic and info on skype thread
>completely innocent and childish
>if you type my full name and three sequential numbers you will find literally only my post
>skype thread is full of weirdos posting their dicks
>archive saves primarily gay stuff and /soc/
>only got to being social online because of culture pals
aint life grand
>>56596801
Why would you do that?
How are your qts?
/dondybus
She's viewed me like 5 times today
I've been away for a few months, who's still here?
