Happy st Patty's day to all my Irish American buddies and pals :)))))
How will you lads be celebrating? Pint of Guinness I hope!! Cheers lads
>I live in boston
time to lock all my doors and never leave my house for the next 24 hours
the streets look like the walking dead with all the drunks stumbling about like zombies
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/mar/16/gerry-adams-expresses-anger-after-being-denied-entry-to-white-house
>Sinn Féin leader was refused entry to annual Irish reception hosted by Barack Obama on Tuesday
Bants
Lad can you not bully us please? This is our Irish day. It is very serious business
>>56469988
It's my first in Boston.
I'm scared.
>>56469896
I have to spend the whole damn day studying for a test I have Friday morning, no fun for me unfortunately. Thanks, my jewish finance professor who hates fun
>>56470049
When you drink pints of Guinness for St Patty's day™ do you do it as the Irish do? 568ml or as you normally do? 473ml
>>56470001
Tiocfaidh ár láhahahHAHAHAAAA
OP, are you one if themuns up North?
good watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFyIzoBwXVk
>>56470083
traffic non stop
the T is full to the brim, wall to wall filled with drunken idiots
everyone is wearing green and screaming
imagine a black friday but with alcohol
if you just in it to get drunk then you'll have no problem. if you actually need to get anything accomplished in boston on st P day then you are fucked
my nippes are itchy
>>56470275
lemme scratch em with my teeth faggot
>>56470201
>Why yes I do indeed watch angry pseudo-intellectuals shout at obscure feminists on the internet
this is the worst holiday ever
why do we even celebrate it? I'm sure there's significance in ireland
>>56470124
One in each hand
*sniffs*
I smell a yank...
*releases the hounds*
AFTER HIM BOYS, TEAR HIM TO SHREDS
>>56470341
You fool! I brought steaks with me, your hounds can do nothing! AHAHAHAHAHA
I am going to get drunk as fuck, fuck you
>>56470341
Rood
>The absence of snakes in Ireland gave rise to the legend that they had all been banished by St. Patrick[76] chasing them into the sea after they attacked him during a 40-day fast he was undertaking on top of a hill.[77] This hagiographic theme draws on the Biblical account of the staff of the prophet Moses. In Exodus 7:8–7:13, Moses and Aaron use their staffs in their struggle with Pharaoh's sorcerers, the staffs of each side morphing into snakes. Aaron's snake-staff prevails by consuming the other snakes.[78]
Fun fact all those snakes swam all the way down here, I got my eye on you Paddy
>>56469896
>St Paddys day
I am Irish because of muh heritage and have never cared about this stupid shit
>Yay, green beer and let's remember an island filled of drunk wife-beaters.
Who cares.
>>56469896
I'll go to work and come home to hopefully shitpost Eire
Everyone here drinks, goes wild and do absolutely dero shit, so its basically just another day here
>>56470552
Don't you want an excuse to get wasted in the middle of the week? Lighten up m8
>Irish Americans
>>56469917
>>56469944
>>56470620
Hardly anyone here over the age of 25 gets hammered on St. Patricks Day when it's on a weeknight
Does anyone celebrate St. George's day anymore?
Or is it too racist?
I'mma sing Danny Boy in the shower.
>>56470995
What is this meme? I see him in /brit/ OPs all the time but I'm scared to ask there.
>Patrick supposedly banished all the snakes and yet there are still Protestants here
>>56471085
the average brit
>>56471085
it's kev of course
>>56471166
he's irish haha
>>56471138
kek
>>56471085
A random Irish lad called kev Boyle, was a meme on /Eire/ where people pretended me was one of the tripfags, then on /brit/ people pretended he was one of the tripfags
Then people found his Twitter, YouTube etc.
>>56471138
Not really cool, dude.
Wolfe Tone was a hardcore Irish revolutionary, and he was a Prod.
In fact, almost all Irish leaders in the 1798 rebellion against Britain were Protestants.
And let's not forget that God doesn't actually exist.
>>56471219
Don't forget about the fact that Guinness is owned by a protestant family
>>56469896
Me and the housemates hold a big kegger every year and drink from 10AM-2AM
>>56471138
>>56471294
Guinness does not have a proud history with Irish nationalism and identity despite what their marketing would like you to believe.
>>56471508
Kek because I've started bar fights by saying that
>>56471508
What do people do in eirann on St. Ps?
>>56472059
Get drunk.
>>56472059
Hunt the prods and people darker than the average Irish man.
>>56471212
I thought he was som ameriboo on boards.ir
>>56472350
He is
That's what makes the mystery of Kev so enthralling
>>56471014
>weeknight
>wee knight
I just noticed this lads.
>>56472606
>office
>off ice
>no offices are on ice
wow my mind is now open
>>56470552
>an island filled of drunk wife-beaters.
literally just yanks lmao
women, particularly mothers, are beatified here
>>56472841
lel
>>56470227
Only plan I have is go get lunch with a friend at a place across the street.
>>56473353
if that place serves alcohol than prepare for shitfaced people
>>56469896
Alcohol is haram
Are Finns honorary Irish?
>>56469988
Maybe you should find some friends and not be an autist shut in
>>56473675
why the fuck are they dressed like peter pan?
they make boston look like they are irish historians
>>56473719
Im a stoner/acid head that hates alcohol
shit tier high that damages your liver with a cancerous drinking "culture" around it that makes stoner culture look good in comparison
plus you don't what the level of muh heritage boston gets on patrick's day. we have the most irish diaspora so it gets really bad and cringey
>>56473762
You sound like a total faggot
Of course you're a stoner
>>56473839
I thought Canadians loved DUDE WEED
>>56473897
>DUDE MY LSD AND WEED IS HEALTHIER THAN ALCOHOL LMAO
>DUDE I EAT CHEETOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW WHEN IM HIGH BUT SUDDENLY CARE ABOUT HEALTH WHEN ALCOHOL IS MENTIONED LMAO
>>56469896
>ate lunch with parents and grandma today
>grandma was wearing green for st. paddys day
>tell her st. paddys day wasn't until tomorrow
>had to tell her like 3 times because her hearing aid wasn't working
also, I don't drink Guinness because it's wattery. basically the budweister of stouts.
>>56473762
>Im a stoner/acid head that hates alcohol
literally the worst kind of person. everyone probably hates you and you don't even know it.
>>56473985
>had to tell her like 3 times because her hearing aid wasn't working
i'm going to eat dinner with my mom, she always makes corned beef and cabbage. i'll get drunk too but that's no different from any other night.
>tfw don't drink
St Paddy's Day is literally just an excise to get fucked up and have a good time, like July 4th, Spring Break, New Year's Eve, Cinco de Mayo, etc.
I don't understand why people get so butthurt over some GT's
>>56473933
let me explain why I hate boston on st P day in meme terms then
>DUDE IM SO IRISH, KISS ME IM IRISH
>DUDE I DON'T I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THE HISTORY OF IRELAND BUT WOOOOO GO IRA
>DUDE I CAN DRINK SO MUCH, MUST BE BECAUSE OF MY IRISH ROOTS LMAO
>MUH HERITAGE: THE HOLIDAY
>>56470478
>send all snakes to Australia
>send all criminals to Australia
>>56470478
>say they're saints
>dress like wizards with a staff and everything
Why are Catholics so delusional?
>>56474208
By Ruth Patterson's reckoning, St. Patrick was a Protestant
