Tell me your experience with real life brazilians.
Please, don't lie.
Only met one. Typical Brazilian girl (brown, curly black hair, big ass, short). Lived in America too long to have an accent. Eventually moved to England.
He served me barbecued meat, and pineapple.
>tfw no Kuruminha gf
>>56442945
I've met only one girls. She was pretty, from florianopolis. Didn't talk to her too much desu.
I spoke with some on here
They seems good and funny guys
>>56442945
i find this makeup incredibly arousing
I know a single Brazilian family. They're literally white and Mormon.
>>56443251
Search for: Xingu.
I've never saw them in my life.
>>56443434
Tell us more Brazilian secrets
>>56443467
Our women have big dicks.
>>56443434
Thank you
>>56443434
I think i've done a big mistake. Why are there so many naked little kids all over google?
Met quite a few people here. They all left a really good impression.
>>56443647
Because they're natives and still do that
>>56442945
He was my lab partner, pretty smart guy and did the all the work for me
>>56442945
don't believe it was the first encounter, but when i started to speak portuguese my father introduced me to his brazilian friend and he tried to have a portuguese conversation with me
i never spilled spaghetti so much... in that year. feels bad being introvert sometimes
>>56443647
don't worry, it's National Geographic nudity so it's ok
>>56442945
Only been to Rio
NIce people to hang around and have fun with.
Very open about sexuality.
Bro tier desu
>>56443751
Did you sold him many guns?
>>56442945
Only once. It was just like in the memes.
If you know what I mean.
Disgusting, backstabbing, violent and arrogant people who love to see others suffer and get humiliated.
>>56443894
>Very open about sexuality
This is what I always thought
>>56444003
Anon you just described Americans, I think you're in the wrong thread
>>56443927
what part of "spaghetti" you didn't get? i didn't get to sell him anything. sad.jpg
>>56444003
Yes, we must be careful around Peruvians
>>56444097
You're both just self-hating tbqh.
>>56442945
There was an adopted brazilian and his sister and my elementary school. The only niggs out of 400 people.
He got nicknamed the tiger cause of his unprecedented rapid behavior when playing Herren på täppan (king of the snow hill). Completely out of control and making animals sounds etc.
And his crazy sister once pushed me in the back really hard into a wall, dislocating my thumb, fucking bitch.
Both he and his sister got really autismal later on and are still quite fucked up i believe.
>>56442945
I met brazilians every day. They're generally boring people
>>56444957
>his crazy sister once pushed me in the back really hard
Jesus, how did you survive that Mohammed?
Most of them were annoying but didnt have bad intentions
As for brazilian employees: in restaurants the attention was good
In shops everything was expensive as fuck and set as a tourist trap, but I guess most if not all countries do that
Hot as fuck and made awesome food. Would meet again.
>>56445267
>Most of them were annoying but didnt have bad intentions
They were probably upper class then.
Most Brazilians i know have bad intentions.
>>56445329
With you. Because nobody likes fat retards.
The only one I can remember is a dude I met when travelling in Slovenia. Very friendly guy, we talked about Atletico Mineiro if I remember rightly.
>>56445160
Just fine. How did you survive your day in poverty, Latif?
>>56445382
Most Brazilians are brown fat retards with bad intentions. Just like you.
>>56442945
Known and dated plenty. One was even lezzing it up with me.
>>56445591
I'm not fat. My nickname in early school days was Summoned Skull.
>>56445610
Did your family disown you for dating too many monkeys?
>>56445591
t. kissless virgin nerd neet
Was helping out in an office and a BR bmx rider was checking in. He had somebody with him to translate but I awkwardly flirted with him in broken portuguese. He smiled and asked me to speak more but I spilled spaghetti.
>>56443894
>>56444035
It' not taboo to talk about sex here. Unless you are those evangelic nutcase
>tfw no red face paint gf
Poor, self effacing and bad tourists who suck at Disneyland. Not enough exposure to say accurately tho
>>56445479
But Latifi is a Swedish name. I even earned some money thanks to him.
>>56445735
I am from a hispanic family so no, they don't give a fuck about spanish/portugese boyfriends or gfs
>>56445950
Brazilian upper-class scum think they're entitled to go to first world countries and scream loudly and chant the Brazilian anthem in a foreign country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5Cac-D8LE
Brazilians are literally the weakest-minded people on Earth.
That's all you need to know.
>>56442945
The only brazilian I've ever met was a girl adopted by a local couple when she was a newborn. She was pretty, not much bunda but tall and them legs that used to make my dick a meter long. Always wanted to fuck her in high school but didn't manage until uni, and then she left for a MA in France. Oh well, a couple times' better than never.
>>56445876
Get into raves.
>>56446246
i try to not self-hate but how can i when shit like this happens more often than you'd think?
fucking monkeys
All brazilians I've met were regular people, pretty fun to hang out with because they have the same sense of humour as most colombians.
>>56448538
We share much more in common than you think. Colombians and Cubans are the very similar to us in many aspects. From my personal experience ofc.
>>56446408
Excellent suggestion
we get along quite well
Goys, let's talk more about this. I want to know what you think about me, goys
>>56448791
want to fug ur women basically
never encountered your men, just see people bring the occasional waifu back here
>>56449072
Brazilian women make pretty good gfs if she is actually into you. If not, get ready to get cucked every day of the week mate, they are secretly really smart.
>>56448791
You guys are our brothers from another mother, when I'm abroad and can't find a group of Colombians I usually befriend Brazilians because it's so easy to get along apart from the fact that I could pass as a hue anyway.
>>56449072
Hey, wanna fug brazillian men as well?
>>56449358
everyone can pass as a brazillian :D
They tried to take a McDonald's milkshake into a beer café. One of them was as talklative as one would expect a Latina to be. The other one was more quiet and Bernadettish.
>>56449547
nah im good
>>56442945
Went there, met an annoyingly loud Brazilian girl who's an artist.
Fucked her.
Was great tbqh.
>>56442945
why are brazilian amerindian girls so qt compared to ours?
>>56456154
because they are less mixed
FUCKING PERUVIAN CTMR
My bjj instructor is brazilian. He is a super nice guy, he has good sense of humour and is friendly. Some other brazilian I have met through bjj have been a bit quiet at first but then alot of fun. They do like the company of other brazilians it seems but that's may just be because they are in foreign country. Also the guys from rio are all about the cool and suave attitude. Generally nice people who are fun to get along with
>>56442945
My thermodynamics teacher is brazilian seems like a nice guy.
>>56456509
Wow, brazillians make it big abroad.
>>56443894
I hear they love slimey turks
>>56456154
amazon genes>maya genes
I wouldn't trust one
>>56456257
>peruvian abbadon
>>56456154
Because they are pure and innocent.
>>56456396
Nice. I think it's normal to stick to your own, but they will easily let you in, it's part of the culture not to exclude anyone during social situations.
I was there when 7-1 happened.
I don't like brazillians to be honest. I don't think I belong here. I don't even speak the language very well.
>>56443434
>they're all hairless except for their silky black heads of hair
>>56456897
>I don't even speak the language very well
It's okay, being an idiot is normal.
>Anderson
IT guy from work.
Pretty normal, you can only tell he's Brazilian because of his accent
>Robson
BR guy I met in Portugal.
Worked odd jobs. Typical Brazilian, loud and obnoxious. Generally unpleasant and prone to violence but at the same time pretty dependable.
>Crisangela
Prostitute. Literally have to force her out of every time
>>56443434
>The number of Xingu living there in 32 settlements has risen again to over 3000 inhabitants, half of them younger than 15 years.
hot desu
>>56457448
The Brazilian army also has a record of killing foreigners who mess with the natives, kek.
>>56456782
Ye I see that. I'd say they are very inclusive people. Maybe it's that we have a sport In common but I haven't yet met a brazilian who wasn't a fun person and friendly. The bjj guys from Brazil are touch too
>>56456659
Brazilians are among the best physicians on earth. Most scientific projects in Europe are run by Brazilians.
brazilians are extremely annoying
absolutely disgusting people
Only met a guy named Dante in uni
He seemed like a nice guy, I guess
The one I met was very aggressive and scary.
>>56442945
bunch of annoying jungleniggers
Both of them were gay
>>56442945
I've seen a couple exchange students and took Portuguese classes at uni, a Brazilian lady gave them. They were pretty cool
Post more indigenous qts, pls
>>56442945
I've only ever seen them frolicking and playing at parks never interacted with them but the woman are usually sexy and men are just hairy.
>>56442945
There were a whole bunch at a public skate rink in vancouver.
They were shot at skating, deliberately trying to ram other people with those ice walker things and generally trying their hardest to turn the rink into anarchy.
The mexicans at the rink in LA were extremely well behaved and amiable, even if they were shit at skating. Seriously, my only impressions of Brazilians so far is that they're niggers.
>>56463311
Sounds like something brazilians would do.
>>56456832
I laughed my ass off watching that shit.
>>56442945
Most Brazilians I've seen here (California) are white or castizo
>>56442945
I live in Las Vegas and we get a ton of BR tourists. They are like a mix of your stereotypical entitled stupid American tourist, but with the general cruelty to service industry workers and the loudness/rudeness of niggers. Truly the worst people on earth besides the Chinese.
>>56463311
>They were shot at skating, deliberately trying to ram other people with those ice walker things and generally trying their hardest to turn the rink into anarchy.
>>56464734
>They are like a mix of your stereotypical entitled stupid American tourist, but with the general cruelty to service industry workers and the loudness/rudeness of niggers.
This describes Brazilians pretty well. LOL.
No idea, never met one, would love to have lovely big bunda high libido gf tho
>>56457115
Are you really Angolan?
>Small skinny 165 nerd
>Most likely upper middleclass parents
>Exchange student
>Also guy furry
Wasn't so bad
>>56457115
C R I S A N G E L A
>>56467421
Só perde pra Josiscleide.
>>56446281
Say that about your own family, João.
>>56456257
Come on dude, we are the chillest people on dota, I'm always smoking a joint when I'm playing, can't even flame nobody
>>56468452
you just described the jeitinho brasileiro
it's inherent to all of us
>>56458143
lol source?
There was this Brazilian student in my biology class.
He played sports (I assume soccer) and wasn't horribly tall or anything. He had a heavy accent and all the attention of the girls in the classroom.
He was pretty good looking tbqh no homo
>be with gf buying ice cream in a wellknown ice cream shop in my city
>there's this middle aged brazilian man playing along with the workers
>he speaks in broken spanish mixing some portuguese words on it
>he takes a shit ton of time trying every flavour of ice cream saying he can't understand the names
>after 5 minutes or so the guy buys 3 small strawberry ice creams
>this guy's family are sitting on the table next to us
>we hear the guy saying how the cashier was panicking based on the language barrier and how he tricked her to give him free samples
What a nice memester man.
>>56469504
kek I love my fucking people we are so retarded
>>56442945
I met one guy from Brazil, he was alright and his English was decent. No complaints but he must've been from a wealthy family because he was pretty pale and had good mannerisms.
I want to travel to Brazil, but getting a Visa and permission from the police is a major pain in the ass so plans are scrapped.
>>56469806
don't think you need a visa anymore
>>56469890
According to the govt website you still do, although there is an exception or a express visa for the world cup.
>>56469956
Ah okay, my bad. I believe no one will need visas for the olympics, and it was like that for the cup too.
I had heard from someone recently that canada wasnt requiring visa from brasilians anymore, and by default that means we wouldnt require any from you either (that reciprocity law thing, that's why americans need visas to go to brasil too).
>>56442945
She looked whiter than I expected.
I was surprised. I thought they are all African looking or something.
Here she is with her Italian bf.
>>56442945
>met a couple of Brazilian girls in a hostel in Prague
>they're staying in my room
>they were kind of pale but with dark hair/eyes
>nice overall, had some good talks with them at nights.
>stereotypically they were very sexually open/confident
>they wouldn't hesitate to change clothes or wear very little clothing in front of me
>they often left their thongs/panties hanging up on display all day long.
>thought about stealing some, but decided not to make it weird
>they ended up going home to Brazil, they told me they didn't really like Europe.
>>56470060
Yeah I heard about that too, but the Brazilian govt hasn't returned the favour, yet. It will probably take time. Your govt is sure slow. My buddy went to work there, he had to wait 8 hours in a police station for them to allow him access, and that was with a guide. I couldn't imagine being alone going through that bureaucracy.
I met some guys. They were all pretty chill and "street artists" or shit like that.
>>56442945
We don't fucking care. Jesus christ, you lot are annoying today
>>56470132
ah yes, sounds like us alright. bureoucracy is our shit. Hopefully we'll return the favour soon.
>>56457115
Volta pro luso conosco Angola
>>56470171
CHI
>>56470172
Hopefully, I have a friend down there and she wants me to visit her, but can't right now with all this paper work. Hopefully one day it will be more open.
The Brazillian accent is shit. I had a TA in college from Brazil and I wanted to stab him in the mouth
I was walking with my son on the way to the cothing store see a Brazilian guy kick a Moari man off the bus because he didn't pay.
LOL
>>56470209
ha, exact same thing here, got a canadian friend who wants to visit me. What if it's you?
>>56470403
Hmm, intriguing.
What's your first name start with? ...
>>56469187
brazilians discovered that doing things the right way only get you fucked around here, you can tell people WANT to be honest here, but that simply isn´t possible when everyone is ready to fuck the poor in the ass.
cue the "jeitinho brasileiro"
>>56470556
that's true
>>56470403
>>56470553
Answer me. is it "L"?
>>56470553
n, you?
>>56470761
J, so it's not you then.
You're a gril though?
>>56470781
Yes
>>56442945
Literally have not had one in my 21 years on this planet.
>>56470781
ye. Now that I think about it, couldn't be you. We discussed 4chan once and he said he disliked it.
>>56470816
not me
>>56470826
He sounds alright then, people that admit to browsing this site are pretty fucking sketchy if you ask me.
Oh well, I kind of want to meet her, but I think with time I'm finding that we message less and less, and you know how that goes.
>>56443647
What, don't you like our culture? Too bad our natives aren't as hot as the north american ones.
Jesus, anyone heard the mayor of Rio talking to Lula? Shit's fucking gold.
Met a brazilian girl online. She's pretty funny and kind. I spent my holidays there with her. I met many real brazilians, i mean no tourist workers (they always try to be nice with everybody, it's their job after all), all of them were very kind to me and friendly, even though i'm argentinean.
>>56470869
Agreed, I don't regularly peruse this shithole either but I was getting sick of reddit so I needed a change. I met this guy through gaming and we ended up getting to know each other. I think I ended up selling him brasil a little too hard despite all the death and murder I tell him about, he reaaaally wants to visit lol I always feel a little inadequate when he starts talking about it because I'm not too interested in going to canada, I'd only go to visit him tbqh.
>>56471008
You should go to visit him then, visa free and all. My buddy told me stories about Brazil, got robbed and shot at, not my cup of tea 2bh. Or just go meet in Europe or something, I don't care. Honestly I don't want to go to brazil, but I would go there to meet her, just for her.
>>56442945
I lived in Brazil for a couple years. Shit was cash.
>>56471086
he got shot at? did he go in those little safari fucking jeeps in the middle of rio to go up the favelas in tours? lol I see this shit all the time here and it boggles my mind. My asshole puckers everytime I get near a favela and I see gringos going in groups to tour them.
Brasil is in fact quite dangerous but honestly I don't know how unlucky/stupid you have to be to get fucking shot at. Being robbed is easy to believe tho, basically every carioca (rio natives) has at least one mugging story (and I live in the good part).
Where is your friend from?
>>56471186
Well the details are thin, he was in Rio somewhere and partying in a club and shit went down and they were shooting at him and some friends, they made it out alive though. They may have went into gangster club? who fucking knows, my buddy doesn't talk about it really. He's from here. Stories like that don't give me confidence at all 2bh, more like "stay the fuck away from there" haha
>>56442945
Met a guilhermo on my travels in spain. He was white and talked very musically. I asked him what it was like being white and he said he was very recognizable in his classroom, but that it hadn't ever negatively affected him.
>>56471259
yea he was in a favela area, that's insane
Either way, if your grill friend is from rio too or another big city/capital, you'll be fine... especially because you'd be with a local. Just don't be retarded like your friend.
I lived all over (mostly eastern) SP.
Places that I lived:
Guarulhos
Guaratingeta
Cohab Juscelino (between Guaianazes and C. Tiradentes)
Sao Jose dos Campos
Suzano
Cidade Tiradentes
I was never robbed or shot at, except for once that my friend got me thrown into a van but they dumped me once they realized I had no cash. So there's that. Other than that once though, it was all good.
>>56442945
I have only met white brazilians, not even memeing.
Wish all of them could be like that
>>56442945
>Go to College fair
>Some Brazilian guy running the booth for some Catholic school
>Is actually a pretty cool guy
>>56471457
Jesus fuck, what the hell were you even doing in those places?
>>56471457
>except for once that my friend got me thrown into a van but they dumped me once they realized I had no cash
H-ha ha...
>>56471509
I was a full retard Mormon at the time. I knew literally everyone in most of the favelas around those parts, because that's where we hunted for new members.
>>56471556
Oh WOW
>>56471432
Indeed, I'm more calm then that 2bh, my friend's from the Rio Grande area, it's a city on an Island. Can't remember the name now too drunk...
Obrigado, amigo(a) ;)
>>56471616
Florianópolis?
>>56442945
I was at a college [American] football game and there were four or so Brazilian exchange students sitting in front of my friends and I. They were passing around a mug of yerba mate and a huge thermos of hot water. The smell was really strong and none of my friends knew what the hell they were doing, so I had to explain yerba mate to them. They and the Chinese exchange students were way, way less excited about the game than everyone else. I ran into them again a few days later because it's a small campus, and they turned out to be very friendly, both to me and to each other even though they were from completely different parts of the country. Most of all, they were surprised that I knew they were Brazilian just by looking at them. It's pretty easy though if you know what Portuguese sounds like and you see brown people speaking it.
>>56471610
Yeah. I was told by some of the street kids I used to play soccer with that I "looked Brazilian" enough to not get robbed whatever the fuck that means.
>>56471696
No, Sao Vincente iirc. I forgot, closer to SP than expected.
I have never met a single blanka so far in my life
>>56471457
>Cohab Juscelino (between Guaianazes and C. Tiradentes)
>Cidade Tiradentes
>Suzano
>Guarulhos
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING AT MAH CRIB SENPAI?
>>56472134
Trying to Mormonize everyone
I mean I'm over that shit now, but yeah that's why I was there.
>>56472203
>Cohab Juscelino
You were literally less than 5km of my house. Yes i know, it's shit here, but i kinda like it.
>>56470095
Are you fucking kidding me dude. So you really fell for the meme
Brazilians don't have a default race to be the majority of the whole population
A brazilian can be whatever you think: caucasian, black, asian, arab, mestizo, etc... And if you are still surprised that she's white, better know she is just as like as 48% of the population here
That's why you can't tell who is brazilian and who isn't. The whole population is a mix there's no predominant characteristic.
Pretty limited 2bh
>thick (in a good way) but slutty as fuck exchange student in Year 12
>qt fit dentist for a few years
>>56442945
Brazilian girls flirt even when they're not interested in you.
>>56442945
>You will never be an unscrupulous cattle rancher who makes first anal contact with a tribal chiefs daughter.....and the chief
>>56470095
Why does he have a tattoo of the Argentina gay sun?
>>56472231
Dude, Juscelino is awesome. I liked living down in actual C. Tiradentes better though.
>>56472380
Awesome how? C. Tiradentes now is pretty civilized so i understand. But Juscelino still pretty shitty.
Ever saw a bunch of pink houses? Like commieblocks, but houses.
>>56472408
Pink houses... not that I remember, but I did see a lot of houses. I also lived in some shitty govt commieblocks of all colors.
>>56472408
View from my window in Juscelino
>>56472446
Ah yeah, but it wasn't commieblock building but actual houses, all looking the same, that's where i live.
Anyway, awesome how? Like, there's nothing much to see there.
>>56472509
Nah, I just meant there's some awesome people. I made a ton of friends in that hood.
>>56445646
was it because you were a thicc skeleton?
>>56472489
Sheeeeeeeeeit i know where it is.
A huge open market happens in that area on the left every weekend. I live further left, doesn't show on the pic tho.
>>56442945
Ultra sociable, and often act more attractive than they are
Generally promiscuous, as the ones I've met are rich and spend every weekend clubbing and hooking up with strangers
They tend to be somewhat religious despite this, and oddly anti-Semitic
Brazilians are even quicker than Americans to discuss their European heritage
The impression i get from this thread is that Brazilians are way too savage considering the fact they're not especially dumb.
I guess how I'd describe it is that you have difficulty cooperating with others for some reason. For instance the Japanese are champions at waiting in line in an orderly fashion but it seems like it would be difficult for Brazilians.
>>56471457
>Foreigner
>Lived in the East Zone of São Paulo
Damn son, how did you managed it?
>>56442945
There always seems to be some boundary issue with the Brazilians I meet, but... Portuguese, right? What can you do?
Very friendly, if a bit boisterous, but talk closely, make a lot of physical contact, and stick around for longer than is comfortable...
They're like tolerable Portuguese.
>>56472596
Jokes on you we have waiting lines for everything.
>>56472620
Yeah, but the Japanese did to English queuing what Aussies did to Italian coffee.
>>56472609
It was dope. I didn't stay out late at night though.
>>56472584
Do you know these stairs? I fucking hate these stairs. Fuck them.
>>56472620
Post a picture of Brazilians waiting in line.
>>56472615
>implying I'd be dumb enough to leave my house with a camera
>>56472701
Nope. I don't live in that area in particular i live further more west of your last pic.
But i've seen these stairs and no, never climbed.
You should just have bought a bike really, they're cheap. (if you had the license to it).
>>56472748
Unless that's some anti-motherland joke non-Iberians won't get, then... no, that wasn't implied at all.
It seems like there are no white knights in Brazil.
Why is that?
>>56472715
>>56472820
Replied to the wrong post, it's way past my bedtime
>>56472851
We ain't cucks like in Europe. Nobody here gives a shit about feminism or rapefugees.
>>56472872
Ok so I'm wrong.
If you can wait in line properly, then why do you have such a time not committing any crimes?
>>56472893
Why don't you respect women?
>>56472905
Ok, being honest.
Crimes happen often, robberies and all that.
Now murders are usually niggers killing themselves because of drugs or other retarded shit.
>>56472950
>Crimes happen often, robberies and all that.
Yeah what's so difficult about not robbing people? White people here rob banks instead of people if they absolutely need to rob someone. Why do Brazilians have to rob people? It's disgraceful.
>>56472944
Well, we do. But we can't do nothing if they start acting like whores. Of course the majority isn't like that, but the ones who are get a lot more attention.
Fuck women here gets fuckload of promotions and all that shit.
>>56472990
That's actually our luck, imagine if they were smart. Like in a rare case when a group robbed the central bank without firing a single bullet or making anyone hostage.
Niggers here die early, they don't know how administrate their "business" and then usually get killed over stupid shit.
theyre are brown
http://circleboard.org/int/index.html
visit us for more epic internatoinal maymees
>>56442945
I just booked an hour for 150€ with a brazilian escort for friday, should I come back to /int/ and report my experience later?
>>56474517
Of course.
I had a brasilian gf
She was great
>>56472994
>Fuck women here gets fuckload of promotions and all that shit.
Why? Do people who own businesses really have such a hard time getting laid that they piss away money like that?
>>56442945
I hung out with some brazilians when I was at uni.
They were pretty fun, very social, love drinking and partying. Overall good.
>>56442945
I met one Brazilian from Dota2. He was studying and living in Italy but he went back home and he's been there for 2 years already. Good guy, I guess. We met because he was LotR nerd like me and it was showing from his nickname.
He's obsessed with 'Serbia strong' meme.
>>56474517
since when does this exist?
>>56474846
What exist?
>>56442945
I went to school with one. He was an arrogant prick who made fun of America all the time, then when you point out he lives in a backwards shithole run by a corrupt government that should have been 1st world by 1980 he would get all defensive or say it's not like that in south brazil (where he was from). 0/10 terrible banter
That's not the experience I get from the HUEs on 4chan
chill guy who made me gay and showed me a chat that is my only social outlet
>>56475872
I thought people were born gay.
