Redpill me on Northern Mariana Islands /int/
Holy shit, do you seriously have something called super tuesday for voting? Why the fuck is USA so spastic and ADHD that everything needs to be labeled HYPER AWESOME [ADD NAME HERE] 9000?
>>56400595
>of
Didn't you guys already have super Tuesday some weeks ago?
>>56400595
how long until Mega Monday senpai
>>56400595
when is Fucked up Friday?
>>56400680
>>56400731
We have Super Tuesday 1, 2 and 3 and Super Wednesday and more I cant remember. Yall mad you ain't special.
>>56400772
Mega Monday is 2 Monday's after Giga Friday
>>56400680
It's tradition from the 60s-90s when everything was rad and groovy that we keep saying because our parents said it.
>>56400680
>Holy shit, do you seriously have something called super tuesday for voting?
You realize every state votes on a different day, right?
Super Tuesday is important because it has more potential delegates on a single day to be won compared to other primary days. This can cause a shift in superdelegate support, hence the "super"
>>56400680
Large number of states open to vote, opposed to one at a time. Super is a real word, family.
American elections are a cancer that needs to be eradicated
>>56400918
But it still sounds so fucking stupid. Voting isn't Hollywood or some sporting event.
>>56400595
Used to be part of Spain along with Guam, then we took Guam and Spain just sold the Marianas to Germany. Then Japan took the Marianas from Germany as a prize in World War 1. Then Japan invaded Guam and the Northern Marianans helped the Japanese take over. Now Guam refuses to unite with the Marianas because of all that, despite the fact that it would make perfect sense for them to just combine governments since they're both small as fuck in the middle of nowhere right next to each other and become some kind of miniature Chamorro-flavored Hawaii.
>>56401083
With 95% rates of obesity
>>56401023
It sounds like Hollywood to you because you only get exposure to American culture via Hollywood or music. It sounds perfectly normal here.
>>56401023
Yes it is, politics is the ultimate sport and most entertaining reality show.
>>56401139
That plus Filipino migrants and Japanese tourists
>>56401023
Encouraging participation in the electoral college is important
>>56401147
Let's stop pretenting americans politics aren't the most pathetic show one could barely call "politics"
>>56401147
It sounds normal to you because everything in the USA sounds spastic and ADHD so you think it's normal.
>>56401484
How about you just get your head out of your ass and stop throwing an autism-fit over a completely insignificant term used in a country you are not a part of?
>>56401484
>>56401443
Small penis euro butthurt.
>>56400595
Northern Mariana sounds like a spic island, why do them vote for trump?
>>56401684
>DUUUH THOSE GOSH DARN YUROPOORS INSULTIN _MUH_ COUNTRY
>WHAT WILL I DO
>UUUH
>UUUH
>UUUUH
>CALL THEM SMALL PENIS! THAT'LL BTFO THEM
>>56401775
Watch, later on this faggot is going to claim he doesn't care about America, the world doesn't care about America and we should just fuck off.
>>56401873
All those pacific islands are basically nuclear waste dumps thoroughly cucked by the US
They like Trump
>>56402004
lol
>>56401023
Politics is the ultimate sporting event with way better prizes
>>56401336
>Brazil 3rd
Kek if you don't vote you lose a shit tone of rights
>>56401336
This is actually good for you. All the people who don't give a shit don't bother voting because tey have to decide on a candidate. In Sweden they just vote out of habit on the same party without even knowing what they stand for.
This is why the socially conservative rural north all still vote socialdemocrats because they think it's still a working class party.
I haven't voted even once in my life, is this bad?
>>56401023
>>56400680
>His """country""" doesn't have super weekdays
>>56403391
No, the Great Khan isnt decided by vote.
