########### THE FRENCH ARMY AND GENERAL ALARDET SEIZE THE ELYSÉE PALACE IN FRANCE
COMPLETE BLACKOUT IN THE MEDIA; TANKS AND MILITARY PERSONNEL HAVE BEEN SEEN ON THE CHAMPS ELYSÉES (pic not related) - FIRE SHOTS HEARD AT THE PALAIS BOURBON
THE US EMBASSY IS ABOUT TO MAKE A PRESS RELEASE - STAY TUNED FOR UPDATES
THIS IS HAPPENING FAGGOTS; MARINE LE PEN IS GOING TO SAVE US ALL
Note: My friend will set up a periscope soon; stay tuned
ALLAHUUUUUUUUUUU
AKBAŔRRRRRRRRR
>>56393451
RTL (a french radio) is reporting "unusual military activity around the elysée palace"
YOU HAVE HEARD IT HERE FIRST /int/ards
EPIC THREAD
>>56393451
BFMTV (news channel) - TWO CIVIL SERVANTS HURT NEAR THE PALAIS BOURBON + UNUSUAL MILITARY ACTIVITY
shut the fuck up you idiot
>>56393451
How would a canook know of these things?
>>56393986
>>56393986
>>56393679
Samefaggot
>>56393679
>RTL (a french radio)
Military is usually right wingers.
Nice to see, France becomes great again.
Any parisboos here to confirm?
No source confirmed on Twitter.
>>56394020
Proxyaboo
This is fake but it wouldn't surprise me because French revolutions instead of elections to solve their problems have literally become a national tradition.
Literally a 3rd world country
wow just got out of paris got chased by a couple of leclercs it's wild in there stay safe
>no french posters
either your full of shit or they cut off the internet already
>>56394112
Periscope is about to be set-up; this is serious
>>56393451
Nice parade
This sounds a bit fake to me 2bh family
>>56394157
>MILITARY PERSONNEL HAVE BEEN SEEN ON THE CHAMPS ELYSÉES (pic not related)
please refrain from posting Ahmed
there is no such thing as media black out anymore
it sounds cool but unless there is a major attack on all outbound traffic it can't happen
>This retarded leaf
>>56394285
>>56394198
Oh my fucking god; are you fucking dumb? THERE IS A MEDIA BLACKOUT RIGHT NOW.
The only thing reported are "vague military activity around X and Y and Z" ; "shots fired at X" ; "civil servants hurt at Z" ; "General X to make a press release" etc...
Nothing in the streets, it's calm as ever... I don't think anyone is aware of what is going right now.
this thread is going to blow up. I am making history
shitpost's okay considering op is canadian
Nothing has happened as of late in France to warrant this. Holy shit leaf posting quality has dropped since the start of 2015. People used to love Canada posters, when did they all get so intensely shitty? It's always the same few leafs who shit up /pol/ with anti-Trump threads ALL DAY
>>56394697
Stop humiliating yourself, leafboy
>>56394844
Thread is dead
Go home everyone
>>56393679
>RTL
lmao
Posting in the dumbest thread of 2016
embarassing thread OP
ebin thread
Now delet
oh shit what ?
You're an idiot
Kill yourself
`I mean, it is suspiciously sunny atm
>>56397421
Haven't seen PEZ in 10 years, does that shit still exist???