>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents
>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller
>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire
>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order
>>56386117
>Irish people have to "come out" as atheists to their parents
>Irish people must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Guinness
>Irish people are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire
>Irish children are required to undergo the "Potato Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local potato farm and must ritualistically consume every potato dish before reciting all the catholic prayers in chronological order
>Irishmen are required to buy pipe bomb insurance
>Irishmen are required to pretend guinness tastes good
>Irishmen think Ireland is different from the UK
>>56386117
>Irish "people" unironically bombed each other over religion
Muslim tier, no wonder so many people left your shithole
>>56386249
>>56386199
>>56386198
>Average american citizen gets mad on the internet
top kek
>>56386304
t. Nazi refugee
>>56386304
>Argie poster unironically doesn't know about bants
>>56386304
>>56386327
>not even OP
>can't handle the counter-bantz
>>56386304
>If you reply saying a country is shit, you're mad
>>56386304
Argie btfo
>>56386117
I failed my McDonald's Initiation Ceremony and I've been disowned.
Now I eat at Burger King.
>>56386198
>irish people
>consuming potatoes
>>56386117
>tfw failed the McDonald's Initiation Ceremony
>tfw when exiled to canadain wastelands until I could redeem myself by performing the KFC covenant
>Be Irish
>Only grow potatoes
>crop fails
>starve to death
>>56386117
How does it feel to know your most defining cultural trait was stolen from ancient Peruvians..
who stole it from ancient aliums (Google: Nazca lines)?
>ireland
>its own country
>implying you aren't The Crown's bitch
>Be american
>go to elementary school
>metal detectors
>guards
>take off light up shoes
>get frisked
>cavity search is coming
>it's not even penis inspection day
>they see my penis turban that I wear for those last little drops and religious purposes
>suspected of being Muslim
>get suspended with scholarships
>take son to school
>he has a cough
>probably needs his vitamins
>put down my e-cig and hand him a leg of fried chicken
>he eats it quick and we lower him into his motorized freedom scooter
>pull levers and press buttons for the ramp to pull out of my van
>wave goodbye and drive to work at the first of my 3 jobs
>get call 10 minutes later
>the DEA shut down the whole school because my son brought cough drops to class
>never have felt so ashamed of my degenerate son
>>56386117
Aye, its all due to good Irish genes....
>>56386304
>respond to banter with banter = mad
We can never win on /int/
>>56387928
Looks cozy.
>>56387128
kek
>>56388603
hello pooland
So much butthurt ITT
