>make internet dating profile
>get a few visitors
>they're fat and ugly
>they don't even message me
>>56345735
no, I'm like 6/10 and please don't post cocks here tyvm
>>56345754
Screencap your profile and post it here
>fat ugly whale messages you
>you don't even respond
so they never message, they are used to being ignored.
>>56345754
are you sensitive to cocks? they make you throb with worry? pulse with anger? spurt fluids with rage?
i'm beginning to see your problem. you don't have the look down yet, do you? the come-fuck-me look, you find it distasteful. therein lies your problem. also i'm channeling alan shore, can you tell? and i'm quite drunk as well
>>56345885
Are you even speaking English right now?
>>56345871
then why even bother keeping a profile and scoping out others?
>girl is nice to me
>fall in love with her
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>56345968
>plan out my whole life with a girl I see once who doesn't even talk to or look at me
NO PUEDO + SENIORES
>>56345968
>girl is nice to me
>know in my head that there's no way she could possibly actually like me, and anything that seems like flirting is just me being autistic and misreading body language and mistaking normal socialization for romantic interest
>ignore her and continue being unhappy
>>56345938
sigh, plebeian children who don't watch boston legal. christ i'm old.
basically the that OP dude, he wack. He can't be expectin' love online man, come on! Time to join the human race in the Gene Worthiness Rooms called bars, where normal people get laid
>>56346052
I mean, I haven't tried but I imagine if I go to a bar and stand around by myself or try to talk to random people I will just have a bad time.
>mfw I have no friends to go out with
i made tons of profiles, messaged a lot of girls and in the end only got 2 dates. they were cute tho, im happy. plus i have a fuckbuddy already
but im fucking obsessed with validation and attention. i want to be a good looking, hot guy so much to have any women i wanted.
>>56346049
>girl is nice to me
>tells me I'm cute and seem like a nice guy
>she's desperately wanting my D
>send several pictures of erect penis with "ayy bb u wan sum fuk???1" as comment
>no reply
I'm sick of all these sluts getting cold feet at the last second.
>>56346083
okay now you're just being ridiculous. i went to boston on my fucking own. that's a foreign country. i met friends(eh, acquaitances) the second my ass touched the uncomfortably tall stool. and even if i hadn't/you don't so what? it's a fucking bar. it the last place on the planet where you're allowed to walk in without a fucking entourage.
drink some fucking beers and wait for girls to approach you. always works for me. and stop being so fucking shy, are you a serial killer? no? then yell out idiocies loudly like the rest of us normal people
>>56346144
>>56346193
>wait for girls to approach you. always works for me
t. Chad Chadic
>>56346229
>>56346193
I can imagine myself just awkwardly sitting there with a beer not talking to anybody while other girls and their Chads point and laugh
>>56346301
Never been pointed at or laughed at, but I can guarandamnfuckintee that girls won't approach some random guy alone at the bar unless he's like 8/10.
>>56346301
see the trick is you don't do it awkwardly. you drink the beer cause it tastes good and you're thirsty. you sit down cause you're tired from walking all the way to the bar. It's a bar, it's why it's there, at least in croatia and the based decendant city of mother ireland.
but what happens then?
oh my lord, there's also a female, one homo sapiens lacking the Y chromosome who's thirsty are well.
and then you fuck, basically. it's really simple, honest, i'm a retard and i do it all the time
>>56346412
Stop lying you filthy ustasha.
>>56346533
ah serbia, my old enemy. shall we joust? perhaps pistols at noon? will you ever get over the fact my shoreline is better than yours, nah nah nah nah nah
