Which country is responsible for this abomination?
macedonia
>>56321536
Is it true you can't get cheddar in Norway?
how about some macedonia cheese my friend
>>56321536
*uhum*
>>56321654
Fuck you kruts, my mom cut one of her fingers with one those machine.
Fuck you, first my grandpa, now my mom's finger.
Fuck you, I can't wait for the day Macedonia annexes you!
>>56321641
>>56321560
in every fucking thread i see your bitching about macedonia, consider killing yourself
>>56321536
That's super cool, would buy.
>>56321536
cheese is fucking delicious.
die, asshole
>>56321536
It looks more practical and useful than that ugly as fuck Swedish satrapy invention
>>56321654
>an entire machine for slicing cheese
that's VERY German
>>56321536
i feel a strong urge to use this
>>56321536
Looks gnice and practical.
>>56324337
Nä.
>>56323813
>giant inefficient contraption
>breaks more easily
>has moving parts
>Too thick slices
it's hard to even describe how inferior that is to the glorious norwegian engineering
>>56324204
>using machines
yes, that's what differs us from subhuman african cultures.
>>56324542
>>Too thick slices
The whole point is that you can cut things as thick or as thin as you want.
>>56324568
Oh no, not what I meant. It's not using a machine that makes it very German, it's creating a complex precision machine to perform one very simple action.
>>56324640
But you already get a perfect slice with the original
>>56325480
No, dummy. There is no 'perfect slice' because people can use cheese in a variety of ways, which requires different shapes and sizes of slices.
A tool which can produce a near-infinite variety of slices/cubes is better than one which can only produce paper-thin shavings.
>>56325682
Well.. you could use one with an adjustable blade but even that is frowned upon here.
>>56321809
Sounds like you need a vacation. Might I recommend Macedonia? It's beautiful and rich in culture.
>>56326044
>Norway is so autistic that the people frown on you cutting a block of cheese with a slightly different tool so that you could eat the cheese as you want to eat it.
Thanks familie, I needed a laugh.
>>56326303
Its serious business familie
>>56321809
You have clearly never been to Macedonia.
