And her legends is true?
If it's true, what a amazing woman!
>>56299468
She did, although the history books often forget to tell you that she was actually of African descent.
>>56299737
TOP KEK
>muh glorified cheerleader
She never fought a day in her life, she was illiterate too.
>>56299806
She stills triggers anglos. Dat Butthurt
She is a stupid cunt whore and the French broke the rules of chivalry by bringing her on the field
Kill your self Japan you subhuman prick
>>56299806
>>56299914
>t. butthurt anglos
uk is a mess
>>56299806
>>56299914
7 centuries have passed and the Brits are still salty.
And they say the French have no bantz
How did she affect on European history?
>>56300301
She was by all rights mentally ill but she boosted French morale substantially (before they burnt her alive).
>>56300301
she just changed warfare and led France to victory.
Vive Jeanne ! Vive la Pucelle d'Orléans !
>>56299914
>kill the rules of chivalry
You mean like peasants using arcs to shoot down knights from afar?
Priceless thread, thanks japbro
>>56300916
And executing POW
>>56299468
Emilia Plater > Jeanne d'Arc
>>56302442
They're both bullshit, the wives of influential men are much more interesting than these "heroines"
>>56302554
You're bullshit.
You don't even know anything about Plater. She was a real hero and fought with their own hands.
>>56302554
She removed the eternal anglo, she is more interesting.
>>56302579
her* i meant.
Also, she donated all of her money to help the Polish cause.
>>56299737
Best shit post I've seen in a while. Top post m8.
But yeah nah, you get some pretty awesome warrior women throughout history. Boudicca being one of them, but then again I suppose the celts were pretty based.
>>56300916
T.mountain Jew who sells there loyalty
>>56301391
T.crossbow Jew
Do you think everybody was having sex with her? She was a schizophrenic preteen girl, right?
>>56299806
>>56300054
Dad on suicide watch
>>56302646
Boadicea is fictional m8, did you think King Arthur was a documentary too?
>>56302676
>there loyalty
>>56300412
*Before perfidious albion and the even more perfidious proto-dutch burned her alive
>>56302739
>Le butt hurt Englishman
Boudicca was real nigga, even the Romans documented her existence, and there is archaeological evidence to support this.
Do you want some extra fries with your salt?
>>56300412
>She was by all rights mentally ill
>Yet somehow extremely efficient in her use and deployment of artillery
>Yet despite being "mentally ill", which would make it incredibly easy for her to be accused of heresy through either the power of suggestion or simply letting her ramble on, she stumped her interrogators time and again and her "trial" was incredibly long precisely because they couldn't find proper heresy charges
>Despite her being "mentally insane", in a matter of decades she got a retrial where she was declared innocent and everyone involved in her execution was excommunicated
It's like Britain is a country built on butthurt.
>>56299468
She did existed but the legend of her story often overshadows the historical truth.
I know quite a lot about her if you have any question my fine nippon friend.
>>56302832
Did she go into battle and kill?
>use and deployment of artillery
Bullshit she sat on a horse surrounded by bodyguards, unless she miraculously went from being an illiterate farmers daughter to some sort of military strategist in 3 years you're full of shit.
>>56299914
wtf?! I hate France now!
>>56302918
>Bullshit she sat on a horse surrounded by bodyguards
Like most military leaders of her time?
http://www.schillerinstitute.org/educ/joan_ib.html
http://www.scottmanning.com/content/joan-of-arc-military-successes-and-failures/
Here are two sources discussing just that.
>unless she miraculously went from being an illiterate farmers daughter to some sort of military strategist in 3 years
Now do you understand why she keeps intriguing us to this very day? Because she did just fucking that, and to this very day there are different theories explaining that. However, what everyone educated on the subject agrees on is that she could not have been insane, neither her actions in the field nor her statements during her trial make this plausible.
She was in first line during the siege of Orléans. It's not sure she killed men, but she did fight and was wounded in battle.
She never commanded any armies though, except in her later days before she was captured, she was leading a 200 troop of genovese mercenaries she hired herself.
>>56302883
Yes, she learnt to ride a horse when she was young and found refuge in Lorraine where she was in charge of taking care of the stables/
She found some supports in the lower aristocracy who led her to Chinon where she met Charles VII and convinced him, somehow, to help her. After that she was equiped with an iron armour, a horse, a lance and a sword as she became a noble. She fought for real and was injured several times.
>>56302554
Like Isabelle of France, who cucked the king of England and then invaded his country and took his trone leading to the second French invasion of England?
>>56303165
>leading to the second French invasion of England
*third invasion of France. You forgot about Louis the Lion, the English king the English prefer to forget about.
>>56299914
>the french broke the rules of chivalry
>THE FRENCH
>>56299468
Hussite wars were making here buttmad and she sent letter to Hussite leadership that if they dont stop in their """"heresy"""" she will lead Crusade against us. Sadly she got kill by treacherous anglos before she could move her ass here and get killed by us.
Fucking kill stealers
>>56302832
Without her France could be ruined by England?
Is she popular in France like Napoleon?
>>56303288
>ruined
Civilised anon, civilised.
>>56303165
second successfull French invasion of England*
words matter :^)
>>56303270
don't know that one desu senpai, i'll educate myself this afternoon
>>56303288
We built her churches; golden statues & shit
>>56303288
>Is she popular in France like Napoleon?
No. Unlike Napoleon, France doesn't hate her and claim she's the proto-Hitler. Though even today, the only Frenchmen invoking Jeanne d'Arc as part of their symbolism are members of Front National. It's only a matter of time before she becomes one of the historical figures France is unjustifiably ashamed of.
>>56303288
>Without her France could be ruined by England?
Hard to say, the main problem of France to get rid of the Perfidious Albion was unity: France was in a constant civil war since decades because of the division between Burgundians and Armagnac who supported different heirs.
Jeanne mainly gave a big moral boost and was enough adventurous to surprise her enemies.
She is popular but in a different way than Napoléon. Everybody knows her.
>every single 100year war thread
>everyone (even bongs) forget that bongs thought I massive coalition made up of the richest countries in Europe with shit ally's and an army mostly made up of expensive mercenaries
S
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I don't care, her history is nice
>>56303530
she also choose a side in this civil war and said this was God's side. Which ended the civil war pretty fast.
>France
>not a Christian country
>>56303610
I don't know what you mean exactly; but bongs had more allies at the start and for 80% of the HYW; and more powerfull allies too.
You just can't dominate your big brother :^)
>>56303744
France is rapidly on its way to becoming a Muslim country. Talk about shitting on your own history. France is so much better than the French deserve.
>>56303744
Burgundy was not a good ally you Mong
Though they were rich from the Low Countries there army was not fit for war but to fight rebellion and riot
If we used boys in the field like France did we would sweep the floor with them
>>56303530
>tfw no adventurous frenchie gf to conquer Evropa with.
>>56303811
This too many great minds to such a pathetic nation
Same thing is happening there though we are putting up a fight desu
Anyone knows why the HRE didnt participate in the HYW? It seems that most European relevant kingdoms and counties took a side.
>>56303939
>though we are putting up a fight desu
Rotherham proves otherwise. Hell, even the Germans aren't outcucking you. And remember what happened after the Lee Rigby attack? The attack where some nigger kept shouting that Islam compelled him to do so, and both the mayor of London and your Prime Minister defended Islam by saying his attack had nothing to do with Islam? It looks like these two liberal Christians who have never touched a Qu'ran in their lives have become bigger authorities on Islam than those who live and die by its writings!
>>56303976
>Anyone knows why the HRE didnt participate in the HYW?
Post Golden Bull, meaning the HRE's central authority wasn't worth shit until Charles V tried to make it relevant again (and failed due to Protestantism). Some duchies like Flanders and Burgundy did pick a side though.
>>56299914
> Bongs use peasant longbowmen to kill knights of other kingdoms
> "Who cares about chivalry this is warfare"
> cut the thumb and forefinger off any captured enemy archers though, so they could never draw again
> "Who cares about chivalry this is warfare"
> some French peasant vagina cheerleads frogs into crushing island niggers
> "OMG France broke the rules of chivalry!"
>>56300054
Its a lot better off than canada thats for sure
>>56304089
Why is it always tooth paste to be anti British?
We aren't importing North Africacns on France's scale
We don't have minarets unlike your cunt
And we aren't feeling this shitshow unlike the Germans dunno if you can tell swamp man but there is a massive thing going on in the EU about us leaving since we refuse to be cucked
>>56302646
>Boudicca
>awesome warrior women
>>56304269
>Why is it always tooth paste to be anti British?
It's just bantz lad.
You also forgot about Rotherhams rape gangs (which are like Cologne times 10) and literal Sharia courts, which are unique in Western Europe.
>And we aren't feeling this shitshow unlike the Germans
Of course you're not. Who knows how many rape gangs might still be out there that the British police is downright ignoring. They have already demonstrated willingness to do so to a much greater scale than the Germans.
WTF!!!
I hate England now.
>>56303165
She was the Kings wife, how is that a French invasion. She just put her son (Edward 3) on the throne who then btfo France at crecy.
>>56303270
>Louis the lion
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Lambeth
France being btfo
>>56304089
>Rotherham proves otherwise. Hell, even the Germans aren't outcucking you. And remember what happened after the Lee Rigby attack? The attack where some nigger kept shouting that Islam compelled him to do so, and both the mayor of London and your Prime Minister defended Islam by saying his attack had nothing to do with Islam? It looks like these two liberal Christians who have never touched a Qu'ran in their lives have become bigger authorities on Islam than those who live and die by its writings!
We are deporting muslims while your country is nearly france tier now. Just becaude Cameron wanted to spin it his way to steal voters it doesnt mean they are welcome here or that we have anywhere near as many as france, germany, belgium or the dutch.
>>56304342
>You also forgot about Rotherhams rape gangs (which are like Cologne times 10) and literal Sharia courts, which are unique in Western Europe.
There are no sharia courts, they cant make law and arent held by judges. They have to dispense the law the way judges tell them to or its not legally enforcable and arent even called courts nor work like them.
>Of course you're not. Who knows how many rape gangs might still be out there that the British police is downright ignoring. They have already demonstrated willingness to do so to a much greater scale than the Germans.
The rape gangs have nothing to do with the police ignoring them, they were shut down as soon as the police became aware of them. That is unless you are implying that council workers are the police.
Not the guy you are replying to by the way
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>>56304432
>France being btfo
He actually got to the throne of England, and was only ousted because John Lackland died and the Pope had zero support for his invasion. he got much further than Henry V, who is exalted as one of England's greatest hero despite havign shit himself to death before even smelling the throne of France.
Explain that.
>>56304367
Was she raped before execution?
>>56304606
Probably not.
>>56304514
He got to the throne because English rebels allowed him, when John died and some English resisted under william
Marshall (who was 70 years old) kicked him off the island and drove the Scottish back.
>>56304720
That is correct. That does not change that this man who "was BTFO" held the English throne and ruled England whereas one of England's greatest heroes never got close to the throne of France.
One actually held the throne and was ousted by a 70 year old war hero, the other died before getting the throne and his successors lost their claim and half their territory by the hands of a teenage girl. Yet somehow Louis the Lion got BTFO and the English won the Hundred Years War.
Damn, the Brits are salty
>>56304432
>how is that a French invasion?
Well, a French commander, leading a French army, French financed, into a """foreign""" country to put a more than 50% French lad on the throne of England won't make it a Russian invasion desu.
Edward III btfo'd his cousins at Crecy. Also he was the legit heer to the Throne of France
>>56304794
Actually Henry V's son held the french throne for some time, he was literally retarded tho so he's not mentioned much.
>>56304876
>French commander
It was commanded by a English marcher Lord and most of the mercenaries were Flemish, when they landed the English soldiers allowed her because edward 2 was a terrible King that completely bankrupt England
>>56304994
>not because she was a French qt3.14
Also, Mortimer only had this place because he was her lover and she needed a male authority. But she probably was not just Edward's babysitter.
Many flemish troops, true. Many French lads, true as well. French financed, true. Still a French invasion
>>56299468
She do christian djihad on Brits.
I like Gilles de rais gang he's most real.
>>56304461
No you are me
Don't lie bby
