>Put phone on silent when I went to see a movie yesterday
>Only friend phones me today
>Miss it
>Phone him back as soon as I see it (3 hours later)
>He doesn't pick up
Guess who isn't going out tonight
Sucked in faggot
>buy a 700€ phone
>nobody other than mom called in 2 years
>>56294604
>tfw 23 and you have never been on a club
>I will completely fail university
HAHAHA
OH MY GOD, I CANT BREATHE LADS
>never kissed a girl
>haven't had a real friend in years
>have no purpose in life
>>56294706
Learn a profession
>jacked off so much my sexual tastes morphed
>can only get it up for fatties
>slayed over 30 now
>it's getting out of hand
>>56294814
I think I will switch over to studying history, which was always what interested me the most.
>inb4 useless subject with no perspective
Im already a millionaire, and dont need more money.
>I'm becoming increasingly suicidal and when I could muster the courage to bring it up with my girlfriend she barely took it serious and just brushed it off
>I'm too ashamed to bring it up again
>virgin until 24 (twenty fucking four) years old
>meet beautiful, green eyed qt
>she's into me for some reason
>start making out
>dick doesn't get hard after years of loneliness and jacking off to extreme porn
LADS
>>56294967
I fear this will happen to me as well.
JUST
>>56294967
Yeah this happened to me when I lost my v card at the age of 21. But at the second try with another girl everything was fine
No worries
>>56294967
step 1. quit porn cold turkey
>>56295037
my tanned austrian friend, JUST stop watching porn.
your body replaces the natural dopamine rush of being with a girl to sitting alone with your laptop fapping to "trap threads" and other toxic shit.
its not too late, dont make my mistake. i've been with her two times and i couldnt even fuck her.
>>56295129
I'm trying to cut back on fucked up porn, but its not as easy as it seems at first. Also, it might just be stress that prevented you from getting it up.
>Was fat as a kid
>Got no attention from women
>Give up trying
>Lost all the weight when 17/18
>Am a 8/10 easily
>Receive hundreds of compliments
>Get lots of attention
>Get approached by cute girls all the time
>Still cant be bothered because I dont care anymore
Best thing:
My family noticed and every time I meet them the topic comes up.
Did your grandma ever tell you that she thinks that youre not interested in girls? Well, mine did.
LADS, THIS THREAD IS COMEDY GOLD!
