>when the helium tank arrives
>>56250989
I can think of way more awesome ways to go than a fucking helium tank
Die in an explosion, do a cop suicide, crash a plane, do something of merit man it's the last thing you'll ever do might as well make it memorable for everyone else
>>56250989
What do you plan to do with an inert gas?
>>56251325
A helium tank is fine enough for people like us.
didn't they start to mix it with oxygen so people would stop to use it for suicides?
>>56251325
Too much of a hassle.
>>56251325
>attacking a cop is something of merit
Looks like both Georgias are Niggerland
>>56251353
Helium tank is for pu55y fuccboi faggots
Real men kill themselves like David Carradine or based Rodge
>>56251343
You get a hood and fill it with helium so you slowly suffocate when there's no oxygen left
You're supposed to pass out in a fee minutes and it should be relatively painless
it should be a nitrogen tank to be fair
>>56251325
>a Georgian isn't satisfied with someone's suicide attempt
Who would have guessed?
>>56251381
You don't have to hurt the guy if you don't want to, you know. You could just shoot in his direction but miss deliberately or wound him lightly to provoke a lethal response
>>56251325
>Being a nuisance because you're too pussy to live
>>56251392
Nice, I thought it was just a meme
>>56250989
I'll be joining you soon :/
>>56251413
It's still unnecessary stress and trouble for the officer, you selfish nigger.
>>56250989
Hey OP, are you going to make birthday balloons for your birthday party?
Belated happy birthday OP!
>>56251493
Who cares? He'd recover and you'd be dead, not giving a shit about anyone or anything. Everyone that's left will soon be joining you anyway
Godspeed OP
>>56251325
i would become a vigilante and kill some corrupt politicians or a drug lord tbqh
>>56251530
>he'd recover
Says you.
>not giving a shit about anyone or anything
Then why bother doing some le epic stunt in the first place? So some people you don't know will remember you? Who cares, you'll be dead.
>>56251434
>>56251568
It's not as much about how you'll be remembered, it's more about that final sense of accomplishment, the very last thing you get right in your life, and then you depart. It must be nice really.
>Says you.
That is, if you DO shoot him. Also, he'd probably get a promotion and a exemplary service medal I dunno
>>56251559
This desu
That would be a fun way to go.
>>56251627
What's a medal compared to mental trauma and stress from having your life threatened and having to take another man's life in response?
>it's more about that final sense of accomplishment
But you'll be dead, so why care? And why care about such a meaningless accomplishment instead of the life of the officer who you've just permanently scarred. You're better off choosing a method that's easy and simple for you.
Suicidal people don't think the way you think they do. They don't want a final adventure or to die "kicking ass" like in the shitty action movies you watch, they just want life to be over with.
>>56251589
Feelium doesn't kill you though, it just intensifies that feel
