What are some pick-up lines in your language?
Translate them into English and post them here.
You can't just talk to women here like that.
>>56182368
Kom neuken kankerhoer
You are a nice woman
>>56182368
Ich will grosse Bruste fucken.
I want to fuck big tits.
>>56182368
poszczymywszczalniszczebiotko?
>>56182403
In Bulgaria, best pick-up line is "how much?"
Ayy mami. You want some fuck?
Hello do you want to spend the night under fridge with me?
>>56182426
What's the big and long thing a Pole gives to his wife?
His last name.
>>56182460
Got jokes huh?
>>56182368
You've got an opening and I'm in the mood. (jij hebt een opening en ik heb zin)
It doesn't translate well into English but it's sort of a word joke in Dutch as the word for pickupline is 'openingszin' and girls have an opening (just an fyi) and the word 'zin' has another meaning for you're excited for or wanting something.
>>56182460
>it's an American tries to pretend he knows countries and jokes about poverty episode
Hey cracker, so you're here crumbling?
Doesn't really make sense in Swedish either.
>>56182560
This could work in English, though it would be very bold.
>>56182619
I'll use this next time I meet a Swedish girl
>>56182368
"Lady, could you tell me how to get to the nearest library?"
>>56182619
Say this in swedish, i don't understand
>>56182782
5 Amjerikan Dollar pljis
>>56182368
>O seu pai é padeiro? Porque você é um sonho
>Is your father a baker? Cause you're a sweetie
Don't scream or I kill you.
>>56182861
Tjena kexet står du här och smular?
Anon snälla
>>56182629
Try it and lemme know
>>56182994
Aldrig hört
Spanish
Te voy a comer todo el coño
I'm gonna eat your pussy
Me comeria tu regla a cucharadas.
I would eat your period like it was soup.
>How 'bout dem Packers, eh?
"Please join me in a conversation regarding the merits of this province's most famous competitive athletics franchise".
>>56183274
>>56183129
>>56183274
Spain the subtle charmer.
>>56183129
>>56183274
You Spanish don't fuck around, innit?
>>56183417
aye we're betas : (
Pannaaks menemään, vai mennääks panemaan?
Let's get going, or lets get fucking?
>>56182368
hey suka, wanna fuk?
Vou te comer o bacalhau.
I am going to eat your cod fish.
>>56182414
This sounds good. I am going to try this.
Danke.
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
>>56183129
>>56183274
Que buena plaza para echar mi mejor corrida.
What a nice bullring to give my best run(cum).
:DDD
Hvis du var en tåre i mitt oye, så ville jeg aldri gråte i frykt for å miste deg
If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry in fear of losing you
>>56182460
why is this so funny?
Hallo, na wie geht's dir so?
Hey, how are you?
>>56182368
kaj buš dala il ne?
will you give me the puss or not?
>>56183544
Nice wordplay
>>56185010
GAY
cho się ruchać
let's fugg
I don't know, I've never hit on a girl
Do you want to dance or willl I go jack off?
>Sweden
Allahu akbar
>>56186455
No joke, I'm actually pretty curious about Arabic pick up lines
>>56182368
Ey poes, toerke doen?
Hey puss, want to take it for a spin?
>>56186583
they dont need pick up line. they buy them
>>56186583
Here they just say "gib bussy pls" to swedish girls and they oblige everytime
>>56186583
>If you don't suck my cock you are a massive racist slut
every arab ever
>>56182514
my last name have 9 letters.
>implying I know what a woman even is
>"Ey yo gurl lemme get dem digits cuz dat ass bangin' aite"
Translation:
>"Good afternoon ma'am, may I inquire about your phone number? I'm mostly asking because your butt looks nice."
>>56182368
Not wasting time on words, only rape.
>>56190549
Best German pick up line is "ficki, ficki"
you want some candy?
>>56182514
Knew a polish guy whos last name had like 20 letters.
— Are your parents pirates?
— No
— And where did they get such a treasure?
— Are your parents dog breeders?
— No
— And where did they get such a bitch?
And so on.
>>56186918
t. Sven Oskuldsson
>>56186583
They don't use pickup lines, they just start touching the girls without saying anything.
(Chile)
If red is the color of passion, shower me with your period
How great would it be to be a dog so I could fuck you on the street
I'd put an orange in your mouth, and then suck your asshole until getting Fanta
En esa cola si me formo
I'd form on that line
Si eres virgen te la mamo hincado
If you are virgin I'll suck you on my knees
Quién fuera bizco para verte dos veces
Wish I was cross eyed to see you twice
Apachurro
I squeeze
Quepo
I can fit there
Merezco
I deserve
