I need to be an American citizen (for personal reasons, not because Wow, USA is cool i wanna be the American). What's the easiest way?
You got me interested. Tell me the reasons.
>>56160357
Marry a QT3.14
Overstay your visa, liberals will say you deserve citizenship for breaking immigration law.
Fuck off faggot
We don't want you
>>56160357
Move to the US and apply for citizenship. The test is surprisingly difficult -- most Americans couldn't pass it -- but that is the best way.
I'd recommend you already have some money when you come, though. Being poor sucks.
If you aren't moving here to be a patriot, then fuck off we are full. We have enough Mexicans and niggers eroding our national identity as it is. No shitskin Serb is worth yet another blow to our national identity.
Marry a desperate nonwhite and get citizenship
>>56160626
you can't just pack up and move
nigga needs some sort of visa
it's fucking tough to move there without a job offer
Fuck an American grill.
>>56160648
>american national identity
>>56160357
>What's the easiest way?
Be rich
Second easiest is being a super genius
Third easiest is marrying someone whos a citizen.
Just come on a tourist visa then move to Little Belgrade and stay there
If you want to be a real citizen (you're retarded), you need to marry a girl. I hope you're high test.
>>56160648
Exactly. We need patriots, not freeloaders.
>>56160357
walk from mexico to california and have an anchor baby
>>56160357
just get a tourist visa, go there and move to some sanctuary city, prolly no one will give a fuck and you'll eventually marry and get legit citizenship
or, being the filthy s*rb that you are, just go there with ur refugee bros and start raping : ^)
>>56160670
>Mexico is even fatter than this
hard to believe
>>56160857
prove it :^)
>>56160648
Serbs are more white than the average white American.
>>56160868
do you really think mexico even has the capacity to accurately report obesity statistics
>>56160868
where were you when Andres Moreno, the most obese man in the world, died?
>be at burger factory
>boss, Andres is kill
>no
>>56160909
Wolrd Healt Organization can, and we aren't fatter than you according to them
gg no re
>>56160916
>obese mexican in the world becomes national news
>he would be considered normal and would probably campaign againts fat shaming if he were american
kek look at all those americans
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_heaviest_people
>>56160357
Will you marry me?
>>56160972
If you wanna work off that lard, you've gotta do some cardio Paco. I know just the thing:
BUILD WALL
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>>56160932
I can guarantee I'm more physically able then both of you same fags. Don't use your national statistics to compensate for your personal mediocrity.
>>56161040
sadly hillary will win, just like Al Gore and Romney lost despite having more votes
>>56161040
pls be a proxy
>>56161051
pic related? are you in the army?
>>56161040
Do you want a wall built by mexicans? That's a horrible idea when we can build it ourselves at a much better quality
>>56161075
KEK
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>>56160357
Join the US armed forces. If you are accepted and serve it is very easy to become a citizen. The hard part is joining the US armed forces as a non-citizen. If you speak english and a language that is helpful to US war efforts it is easier to get in than if you speak some language of people we're not fighting.
>>56160648
>tfw not a patriot
>tfw some people actually say I should stay in this country
>not because...I wanna be the American
Fuck Off, we are full.
>>56161079
Thats classified Paco, get back to work.
>>56160357
>go to mexico.
>pay a coyote $5000 to smulge you into texas.
>get human trafficed and become a sex-slave crack addict.
>tfw the US will literally allow dozens of illegal beaners in while it's virtually impossible to move there as a White European
I-I just wanna live in comfy Pennsylvania amongst my fellow Krauts
