1. You cunt
2. Do you wipe you ass sitting down or standing up?
Austria
Sitting
My friend said at his uni they did a survey and it was close to 50/50
How can people wipe while standing thats barbaric
Actually the first wipe sitting to make sure no shit falls on my pants, the rest standing.
>>56110961
How much do u stand? Like do u fully stand or are u kinda like the guy in the pic?
>I wipe my ass
>>56111111
Cool digits
>>56111111
Nice
when there's some excess, i wipe
then i take a bath and wash it
>>56111111
Shit get, literally.
>>56111111
nice digits m8
half-standing, while keeping my ass above the toilet still
I don't wanna touch any part of the toilet with my hand when I'm wiping sitting down.
>>56111111
>>56111111
>>56111153
Is that a brazillian thing? To bathe after shitting?
Half-standing here. Feels awkward to wipe sitting down.
>>56111111
Dang, Finland's got us covered.
>>56110891
what the fuck is he wiping with?
>>56111111
also very nice
>>56111467
Monies
>>56110891
We use washlet.
>>56110891
Sitting with the right hand
Which hand do you use?
>>56112934
Americans shit out their hands?
>>56112934
>>56112967
Meant to say I wipe with the right hand
>>56111397
This
A bit more straight than OP but not fully standing. Its the perfect access
I mostly wash my ass in the shower instead of wiping, but when i have no other choice, standing up.
>>56113556
That's pretty nasty
I wipe and then wash
>>56110891
Standing. How the fuck do you wipe sitting down? What do you have to reach past your fucking micropenis or are you a ghost?
>>56110891
What's that, 20th century?
Bidet or shower.
>>56110891
i dont wipe it, I just clean it with warm water and soap every time, and i clean the insides too
I remember when we used to have shitting international threads on a weekly basis
>>56113755
Yes, penetrating my ass to clean it inside is much more pleasant than scrubbing it with paper pieces.
inb4: gay
>>56113637
>He has never felt the satisfaction of stomping his shit down the drain
stay pleb
>>56113959
That feel when your ass is clean inside, no poopies tainting your boibutt
>>56110891
Alberto Barbosa
I get Alberto Barbosa to wipe it for me but it can get confusing
