The girl I love is a lesbian HAHAHAHA

Been there. Shit sucks.

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>She told me "you're like a brother to me"

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA

>>56081028
>>56081076

This isn't the Australian shitposting I've grown used to.

>>56081087
It's not shit posting you dumb seppo cunt

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iktf

>>56081098

Fight me

>>56081136
Ellen page

More like Ellen MAGE coz she cast a love spell on me...............................................................................................

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>>56081151

fuck...

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>>56081028

>Lost my virginity to my GF on a day celebrates gay pride.

>a woman has never touched my penis

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>>56081145

>Fight me
>Not handling the banter.

Why do you Americans have glass jaws? You take yourselves way too seriously.

>>56081288
*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

that's what I think of your post you tiny ant

don't fucking try to banter me *frt*

don't even try to post or I will fart on it

that's what happens when you mess with the banter king you stupid tiny insignificant ant

*frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

>>56081350
>hehehe can't handle my banter just go home kid im the banter lo*frrrrrt* hahaha *frrrt* *SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT* ohhhhhhh fuck....

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>the boy I love is straight

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>>56081350
You're the faggot who went

>Lame *yawn*

Aren't you?