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I friend was talking to me on Whatsapp and he was complaining
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I friend was talking to me on Whatsapp and he was complaining >sad >no gf >no pussy

I sent him my adivice as a poem (on Arabic)

زبك محروم
فعليك ببلاد الروم
حيث كل ذو شهوة مكروم


إذهب إلى أرض أعدائك
و أنشر سلالة أجدادك
لنعيد المجد إليهم بلا جيوش أو معارك

حارب تحالف الصليب بالقضيب
سلاحك سلاح رهيب مهيب
يدخل بين اللحم جبارا منيب
يترك صلبك بين أحضان من هو لك عدو و حبيب

I'm lazy to translate it, so some guy do it plz :)
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Someone is going to get ban
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>>56058047
>arabic
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>>56058047
Zba deprived
You AQIM rum
Every interview with lust Mkrom
Go to the land of your enemies
And hereby strain your grandparents
To restore glory to them without armies or battles
Hareb alliance Cross penis
Weapon terrible weapon majestic
Enters between meat mighty Munib
Sbak leaves between the arms of the enemy is you and Habib
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>>56058207
>>56058249
>>56058282
I think I'm going to translate it myself... wait for me
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>>56058424
Wait .... I'm doing it, don't bother
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>>56058047
Your cock is deprived (isn't getting ANT pussy)
So [you should] go to Roman's land (still kind of used for Christians)
Where everyone with a desire is honored (or well hosted)

Go to the land of your enemies
And spread the strain of your grandfathers
To give them again glory without armies or battles

Fight the alliance of cross with cock
Your weapon is a terrifying majestic weapon
Can go through meat gloriously and sharply
Will leave your semen (kids, genes...) in the arms of your enemy/love

>I tried my best to translate it... some stuff hard to translate...
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>>56058047
>morocco
ehw
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>>56059003
indonesia wtf
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>>56058957
>ant pussy
Damn foreigners
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>>56059176
Misclick faggot, rechecking your input is boring...

>>56059069
And Poland upside down...
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>>56059243
Is writing amateurish poetry in a language only ant fuckers and turkroaches speak is exciting?
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>>56059396
>amateurish poetry
If I explain to you how you write classic Arabic poem you will be mind blown. AFAIK Arabic the only one that have this thing, and make a classic poem is a HUGE challenge.

>PS my poetry here isn't classic, it's "libre" but I can write classic poetry

>Read about classic poetry here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beher_(poetry)
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>>56059708
Arabic and others close to Arabic. Persian and Urdu... but you got my point...

English/French poetry is just putting words next to words. While sticking to a Beher is like sticking to a formula.
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>>56059708
>Having to use meaningless words to make poetry
Ant fuckers confirmed for Shakespeare-tier
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>>56059916
Why you mad, it's because the poetry is about cucking you? right?
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>>56059978
Nigga you can't pick up an ant and they weigh much less than nordic girls
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>>56060056
I get it now. Because you have autism and because the poetry is about cucking you.

I feel sorry for your mother for the 2 reasons I stated.
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>>56060224
>Implying I would want to fuck ants like you
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>>56060414
Yeah I know Danish girls don't like ants, they prefer BIG BLACK COCKS.

Also half of porn stars are Danish, stop giving lectures about Danish having standards they literary don't.
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>>56058047
Thanks for the pasta Khayo
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>>56060700
What are you talking about? Danes (both genders) are massive sluts, however you need the upper body strength to pick up and ant before you can score.
Repetition incase you are genuinly stupid/ bad at english: Danes are sluts. Despite this you are not good enough for us.
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>>56061250
Ok, k. Spread this shit to encourage more cock-jihadists.

>>56061491
Listen faggot. I don't care for Danish or whatever, also if you aren't a virgin I'm not interested on you at all, I don't believe on sex outside of marriage and so should my SO be, why you think anyone is jumping over you?

The poem is just me making fun of my friends. So go fuck yourself with your nationalist bullshit, I'm here for the lulz and you are ruining my luz, REEEEEEE.
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>>56061843
>cock jihad
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>>56061843

You're autistic as fuck. Are you Berber, Arab, or just a mixed mutt?
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>>56061843
Bruh you just need to chill and get some ant pussy
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>>56062072
All my known grandparents were Arabs, and I come from a tribe known to be Middle Eastern Arabs.

But my uncles from my mother's side have blue and green eyes, and my uncles from my father's side have blonde hair. So imagine it to be a missed up lineages tree.

>>56062243
I mis-typed ANY, this ANT thing missed up the whole thread...

I'm working hard to so I can afford pussy (to marry my gf).
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>>56062506
I made a thing for you.
Also
>can't get pussy without paying
>thinks he's alpha
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>>56063378
Sorry for not being a yolo guy like you, I know something called responsibilities and won't throw someone to a shitty life just like that...

Also I don't believe on alpha/beta, leagues... I'm myself as myself want to act, not some average something-wannabe as most Westerners are.
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>>56064078
> I know something called responsibilities and won't throw someone to a shitty life just like that...

Well measured in HDI (Human Development Index) my life is (based on our respective countries) way better than yours. The same thing goes for my countrymen, so I don't really know who is having a shitty life. I hope that you are not referring to some "obligation not to banter" because I hurt your feelings, but if this is the case I would recommend not starting threads (we tend to mock OPs) and instead going for the "safer" memes like
>be american
>get shot

>Also I don't believe on alpha/beta, leagues
I'm glad to hear that you're smarter than when you last commented in this thread. See what people do not like about you (see >>56062243 and myself) is your childish insistence on being more of a man than someone else (see >>56059978 and >>56060700) or more precisely your culture being stronger than some other culture. So if you could just remember that you don't believe in that stuff it would be great :^)

Personally I am mildly amused because you refer to "cock jihad" and danish sluts like it enables the outbreeding of the european man, yet you seem to believe in fidelity. This makes sluttiness irrelevant for you because you don't profit from it.
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>>56064869
I think you have shit on your brain and your bone marrow and as smart as my cock.

You misunderstood both replies, and I won't bother to reply to you since I lost interest on this baord anyway
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