you wake up in Vancouver

*praises chingus*

Eeh..

Eat a bowl of rice.

>>56019245
>The chinks notice my milky-white skin colour and chase me back to the mainland

average day

>>56019245

Vancouver seems so extremely comfy to me.

Learn how to speak mandarin.

>>56019399
underrated post

What a wonderful place. Are there any ski slopes within city limits?

>>56019734

Lmao! That's funny because the original poster specified that you would indeed be waking up there and Asians eat rice for breakfast, which is a rather obscure custom that might seem odd to westerners! And the demographics of Vancouver are largely Asian!

>become homeless

>>56019884
> What a wonderful place.
The climate is worse than in Piter, though

>>56020052
>Piter

Haha, you're a gay.

>>56020156
Err. Okay, whatever, m8, just take it easy

>>56019245
So like any other regular day
>stay in my room
>shit post about how the asians are fucking the housing situation

>>56019609
Vancouver would be heaven if not for the SJW's, weedfags and the insane housing prices.

Go to Victoria and visit my friend I haven't seen in years since he moved across the country

Eliminate yellows.