>you wake up in Vancouver
*praises chingus*
Eeh..
Eat a bowl of rice.
>>56019245
>The chinks notice my milky-white skin colour and chase me back to the mainland
average day
>>56019245
Vancouver seems so extremely comfy to me.
Learn how to speak mandarin.
>>56019399
underrated post
What a wonderful place. Are there any ski slopes within city limits?
>>56019734
Lmao! That's funny because the original poster specified that you would indeed be waking up there and Asians eat rice for breakfast, which is a rather obscure custom that might seem odd to westerners! And the demographics of Vancouver are largely Asian!
>become homeless
>>56019884
> What a wonderful place.
The climate is worse than in Piter, though
>>56020052
>Piter
Haha, you're a gay.
>>56020156
Err. Okay, whatever, m8, just take it easy
>>56019245
So like any other regular day
>stay in my room
>shit post about how the asians are fucking the housing situation
>>56019609
Vancouver would be heaven if not for the SJW's, weedfags and the insane housing prices.
Go to Victoria and visit my friend I haven't seen in years since he moved across the country
Eliminate yellows.
