I am going for a temporary work contract for 1 year. What are tips to return home not in wooden box? My suggestions:
— do not argue with cops
— stay in car with hands in wheel when stopped by cops
— don't talk with nigs or about them
— wear stealth flak jacket under coat when outside
>>55998120
Wear shoes indoors, my friend.
They chimp out if they see you bare foot in their houses for some reason.
>>55998175
also, red cups
dont EVER think of using blue cups
Well where are you going? Also you wont get shot by cops if you dont act like a nigger around them.
>>55998209
How could I forget?
>>55998270
miss that meme so much
>>55998239
I heard that you shouldn't leave your car if stopped by road police because they will think that you are going to run or to to attack them so they will shoot you to prevent that. Here people usually go out — it's considered impolite to speak while sitting in car when other person is standing on street.
>>55998120
>How to avoid getting shot
be the one to shoot first
>>55998120
Suggestions:
Don't be in a gang
Don't mess with gangs if you happen to see one
If you are being arrested, don't fucking run away
Follow these 3 and you will 100% never be shot.
Tip for police:
if you familiarize yourself with the laws you can probably tell when they are bullshitting you and can't actually arrest you. If you find yourself in a situation where you are confronted by a cop and you 100% know that you have done nothing to get you arrested (check laws and local laws) then politely say "Am I being detained officer" as that forces him to make a descision, and if you haven't done anything then he won't arrest you. You must be extremely polite and never disrespectful to the cops though at all times incase they start fucking with you.
>>55998616
>>55998120
>>55999041
>Am i being detained
LMAO
https://youtu.be/VMM0Uvpt9a4
>>55999483
Those guys are just fucking retarded.
>>55998120
you have a better chance of getting hit by lighting than getting shot
>>55998376
If a cop stops you you're supposed to just wait inside the car until they come to you
I honestly thought this was how it was everywhere ngl
>>55999539
Yeah i mean, when i get stopped by police i just hamdle them my ID and licence, wait till they check up the database and say "Have a nice day"
ai really dont understand why people get mad if police stops them.
>>55999673
Its not a big deal for 99.9% of the population
>>55999654
So he should risk getting hit by lightning AND getting shot?
>Amerifat logic
>>55998120
Get morbidly obese and you'll blend in perfectly.
>>55999483
Poor cop. I love he keeps trying to get a normal conversation.
>>55999041
>"Hi, welcome to the US, passport and papers please"
>"AM I BEING DETAINED??"
>>55999483
wow american uniforms are great, that hat :o
>>55998120
1. Don't be Muslim
2. Don't be Russian
3. Don't be a Muslim Russian
>>56000071
Thanks god... someone has to be a real retard to oppose cops like that
>>55998120
As long as you abide by one rule:
- Don't be black.
You basically have full reign otherwise. Slap a police officer a few times and reach for his taser, you're white and immune to all penalties.
>>55998120
Don't be fucking ignorant. Flak vest isn't going to cut it, you'll need at least Type 2 Kevlar.
>>55998120
Don't go to Walmart on the first day of the month.
This is when the ghetto ration cards are refilled so the land whales have their feeding frenzy.
Also, never put sugar on grits in public if you are going to be down South.
You will know you are "down South" when they serve grits, sweet tea, and barbeque with every meal.
Unless you are wearing a festive hat.
Then, you can get away with just about anything.
>>56000220
I fail №2. But how will cops know if am Russian? I don't have any friends in USA and not going to squat on streets. I even don't have a tracksuit.
>>56000532
I'm going to buy the one on pic. It's class 2 made from polyamidebenzimidazoleterephthalamide (kevlar improved by Soviets) with pockets for composite material armor plates. It protects from: 6,35×15,5 mm, 7.62×25mm bullets, with muzzle velocity 310-325, 410-445 m/s and 2,5-5,5 g bullet weight. Is it enough to survive average US shooting?
>>56002583
I will work in Seattle, it's not in South. What I shouldn't do there?
>>56004264
Considering how niggers can't shoot to save their lives, you'll be fine.
>Not having a track suit
Why the fuck not? I have a track jacket and it is easily one of the most comfortable thing I own.
>>56004264
oh man, I'm p jealous. You'll enjoy Seattle
Make sure you do lots of hiking and exploring. Washington is top comfy
