why does this shithole exist
>>55717133
At least this shithole have a decent territory shape
>>55717960
>implying that territory shape matters to anyone
>>55717133
why is there so many borders and countries in europe just form one big one like australia XD
>>55718459
I like how long your coastline is
>>55717133
>>55718459
Fanta, pozdravljena. Vprašajta me karkoli vama pade na pamet o Sloveniji.
tsrt je nas
>>55718512
Do you know this man?
>>55718533
thats the most beautiful coastline in the world :3
you are just jealous
>>55718604
is that Khan?
>>55718601
Istra
Trst
Gorica
naša
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pravica
>>55718606
American coastline is pretty glorious.
Especially when we have so much of it.
>>55718667
Yes
I've heard he's been harassing the Australians
Have you any knowledge of his whereabouts?
Don't bully Slovenia
>>55718857
more like SLOWenia
>>55718676
you're ours m80
PREVC
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>>55718905
From what I remember we defeated you in a war of independence lad.
>>55718991
Will you convert to Orthodox soon
>>55717133
that shithole is way richer than yours
We should annex them
>>55719049
You should also annex San Marino, the holy see, and Malta so you can finally become a global superpower
TRST JE NAS
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>>55717133
because it's not
the gdp and hdi are way better than Croatia.
Most of the population even bothers to learn Croatian, so it's the Canada of Croatia, sort of
>>55719032
Our "father of the nation" was a 16th century Lutheran preacher, so we'll sooner join you in an unadorned church than start kissing icons.
>>55719183
Oh I am not Orthodox, I just know it's the one true Christian religion
>>55719159
You mean you're the Canada of Serbia since you speak the same language and pretty much share the same culture and they get all the media attention.
>>55718606
Somehow the bosnian corpses had to reach the adria though, thats the reason it exists
>>55719253
You'd like that Janez
>>55719130
And Corsica, and Canton Ticino, and Savoy, and Monaco, and Nice, and Dalmatia
>>55719412
All the places you mentioned have ties to Italian culture except for Slovenia. We must be pretty special for you to want us in Italy.
>>55719512
You are so tiny and cute, I want you
>>55719412
If you annex those places you can be our 6th greatest ally
Would you accept this
>>55719806
In all those places they speak Italian, or spoke it until recently except in Slovenia. Yet Slovenia has always been an attractive target for Italian nationalism. Capisce?
>>55719953
Slovenian English is adorable
>>55719997
mr. Trump?
>>55719997
Are you saying my English is off or that you like the way Žižek speaks?
>>55720065
Have you seen this man?
>>55720109
His lads died in 50 km from my home
>>55719049
You should cede your entire country to the Vatican desu
It's all stolen
>>55718667
trebam pomoc kako da curi udjem na mail ne znam psw
>>55717133
to ruse us
