What is /int/ doing for Valentines Day?
Visit your mom.
I always thought VD was a meme, I've never known anyone who's actually done anything on it
Battle the patriarchy
>>54962404
>calisissies
>>54962404
>Mixtape
OY VEY YOU SHOULD BUY A BUNCH OF THINGS TO SHOW YOUR GIRL YOU TRULY LOVE HER ALTOUGH YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHERISH HER EVERY DAY
GOOD GOY
>>54962404
>plus-size lingerie
>cheap sex toys
kek
Also, who would've thought Alabama reads poetry?
>>54962404
>zales jewelry
>>54962440
in burgerland its almost mandatory for your gf to put out in exchange for a disappointing meal at a casual dining restaurant and box of chocolates
>>54962483
t. no prior experience with Alabama
>>54962538
Please elaborate
>>54962474
Couldn't get a date?
>>54962585
yeah
Play videogames. Of course.
>>54962404
>Texas
>Plus sized lingerie
>Mississippi
>Mixtape
>West Virginia
>Cheap gifts
>>54962612
iktf
>>54962472
>>54962721
>tfw I live in a city in Arkansas with a black population of 0
>>54962567
Alabama isn't an uncultured backwater where half the population are degenerated subhumans.
That's about as correct as Russian stereotypes.
People in the South have a very gentlemanly culture, it'd only be fitting they use poems to serenade their lady or family.
americans only think of lewd things like the degenerates they are
for us valentine's day is more about friendship and remembering and appreciating your own friends
>>54962681
singles shaming culture needs to stop
>>54962797
>>54962797
so you don't get laid in Finland on VD?
>>54962797
Pretty gay 2bh pham
>>54962440
>>54962850
Stop referring to it as that. That's another term for STD.
>>54962980
lel
>>54962585
>>54962612
>>54962681
Chin up fellas.
I plan on eating a box of chocolates and drinking sparkling wine by myself
maybe watch some porn
>>54962404
luckily this year's valentines day is on a sunday, so i can be forever alone alone. last year I went out clubbing with a girl who had friend zoned me a few years earlier and i literally pretended that i was her gay friend when she hit on a well built half african guy. they went home together, and next time i met her, she talked about how ripped he was.
>>54963333
>>54962404
>Ballroom dancing lessons
I like this one
>>54963333
>texass
>>54963333
Kek
also nice quads
ProFlowers?
>>54962404
>Plus size lingerie
haha fucking Texas
>Cheap gifts
>Cheap sex toys
As expected from destitute states like Tennessee and West Virginia
>Lord Byron (poetry)
I uh... can't say anything bad about Alabama. Nice.
>>54962404
Not going out with a bf
>>54962567
People in the south, Bama' specifically, are huge romantics.
Fuging ur mum just like always.
>>54962980
kek
>>54964021
fairly cheap flower delivery, also some low end chocolates or edible arrangements
>>54962404
Celebrate because I don't have to waste my money and time
>>54964384
its true, they love romance novels and movies
>>54962404
Making my gf food from her home country.
>>54964876
wheres that?
>>54964876
what's her home country
>>54962483
>Lord Byron
It's only pleb shit
should I go with the caramel chocolates or the cream filled?
>>54962404
He's just taking me hiking after we leave Church.
Sleeping wanking shitposting gaming
All there is to life, basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s
>>54965779
that seems nice
>>54966231
Thanks! Hopefully it's not too cold. What are you going to do Anon?
>>54966366
wanking to gay porn
>>54966405
oh.....
>>54963333
Cuads.
>>54962404
ur mom
>>54962404
>sex toys
>cheap sex toys
What the fuck.
>plus-size lingerie
What the FUCK.
And special mention for edible underwear (of which I only know because of the "The PJs" TV show).
>>54962404
>Hickey
>Plus-Size Lingerie
>Mixtape
wow
>>54966554
love how these are the states that love to be ultra religious or conservative
Nothing. Probably read my tax textbook.
Watching anime and crying. So no different than any other day.
>>54962404
>Edible underwear
>Mixtape
>Plus-Size Lingerie
>Hickey
Doing lab work. The enemies of mankind know no holiday! I'm a microbiologist at the CDC currently working on novovirus. My work has saturated my life and this is the first time in a month that I've gotten the chance to post on 4chan.
>plus-size lingerie
>>54967224
I meant norovirus btw
>>54967224
I hope you at least take a moment to enjoy some chocolates
>>54967431
Maybe I'll have some in the morning.
>>54967224
I don't believe you 2bh
>plus-size lingerie
>cheap sex toys
>edible underwear
>>54967694
You don't need to 2bh
>>54967887
true 2bh
>>54965779
J.S.? initials
>>54962839
>>54962850
>>54962932
>amerifats
so caught up on sex while still not being able to even watch nudity on tv
>>54967942
Oh. Hey!
>>54968014
What are you doing here?
>>54962404
>only 4 states look for jewelry
>>54968014
>>54968052
wew do you lads know each other
>>54968052
I'm browsing new boards and I'm actually starting to like this /int/ one.
>>54968140
stupid brownie
>edible underwear
fucking gross eating something that was on someone's ass and cunt
>>54968140
Yes. He's my valentine even though he acts like he doesn't want to
>>54962404
Probably working
>>54967224
I hope the thing you're working on is deadly and you're releasing it to the public soon.
>>54962440
That's probably just because you're lonely and if you have friends they're lonely like you
Why the fuck is valentines day a thing? It's as bad a saint patricks day.
Glad I have a lot of homework to keep my mind busy this weekend.
Otherwise I'd be depressed as fuck. I wanna junction a gf so bad.
>>54968273
americans and their obsession with sex
>>54968212
its really just candy bracelets reshaped into a thong for sexy time, you don't wear it all day
>>54968237
>acts
>>54963175
>tfw never having a valentines date
>>54962404
>Bear skin rug
Now that's manly. Too bad I'll never participate.
>>54968273
>>54968318
American corporations and their obsession with coaxing gullible American people into spending money on useless shit.
>>54968361
Oh come on! If we're going to make this work at least try to have fun. Even if this isn't meant to last then we and especially you could learn something from this experience.
>>54968542
I guess you're right. I just didn't think you'll actually like 4chan.
>>54968689
>>54968542
pls have sex and post about it here
>>54968741
NO!
>>54968779
rude.
>>54968689
I knew you introducing me to 4chan was just a ploy to try and get me to like you less but I genuinely care about you and want to help you.
Already got her some chocolates, might pick her up something sexy while she's gone shopping tomorrow.
>>54968984
since you live in Netherlands you should pick up some nigger and say he's gonna be her bull from now on she will love it
>>54968925
Why?
>>54969100
We don't have "niggers" just people from suriname, the antilles etc. Also why projecting so hard Poland? You barely have any niggers to begin with.
>>54962404
Your mom
>>54968925
>>54969213
Idiot
Only ever lived in Minnesota and Georgia. A satin pajama/silk underwear set would be nice.
>>54962404
>getting just a Hallmark card
Goddamn misery in Missouri.
I got my favorite camgirl something off her Amazon wish list
>>54969793
could be worse, at least its not Utah
>tandem bicycle
Once again my state manages to be lame as fuck
>>54962404
>Plus size lingerie
EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS
>mixtape
We're going to make some sarma and have slivovitz (he's half Serbian), play vidya and fall asleep to some Glen Miller. Last year we tried acid for the first time and tripped together, it was absolutely mind blowing.
I'm supposed to be someones date for saturday does that count?
>>54962404
>Couples tattoos
>>54970548
fugging faggot
>>54962404
looking for a new place to live lmao
>>54971689
Thanks.
>tfw no bear skin rug
I want a gf from Seattle!
>>54962404
>adam & even (not biblical)
>bear skin rug
>frederick's of hollywood
>couples pajams
>jacquie lawson ecards
>hickey
>conversation hearts
>lobster tails
>PLUS SIZE lingerie
>andem bicycle
>couples tattoo
>cheap sex toys
>cheap gifts
>kama sutra
>americans
please bb will u sample
>>54973501
no you dont, all feminists
>>54962797
>>54967765
>>54967989
>>54968318
>>54973520
calm down Finland
>>54974146
That's perfect for him.
>>54964898
>>54964914
Philippines
>>54974360
thx 4 all the Yous bby
>>54974444
quads confirm, perfect for me
>>54962404
>Edible underwear
How come I've never hear of this before? Reminds me of that one Seinfeld episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLKhJnKrf9M
>>54967989
you know game of thrones is televised, right?
I have no idea, so probably nothing.
Hope she doesn't mind.
>>54979519
Can I be your valentine?
>>54962404
Having a BIG fap.
>>54969213
Basic bitch
As they say in Burgerland
>>54962404
>plus sized lingerie
holy hell my state
Smoking on my varanda and stalking her facebook.
>>54979519
>Hope she doesn't mind.
she's already planning what to do, and you're not part of it
>>54962404
>plus size lingerie
Hopefully facetiming my gf who is thousands of miles away at med school, eating some cookies she gave me before she left a month ago, posting on /int/, watching the NBA all star game, getting drunk, jerk off to the nudes and sex tapes we've made and missing her dearly, we've been together every valentines day since 2012 and it's gonna be hard without being with her.
>>54964898
>>54964914
Finland.
>>54983041
everything is bigger in texas
>>54962772
lmfao
>Texas
>>54983048
Fucking faggot
>girl invites me to her birthday kb
>her birthday is on VD
>haven't responded in 3 weeks because I'm that autistic.
>>54962404
>tandem bicycle
cute
>>54962404
>mixtape
>>54988212
What are you afraid of really?
>>54988212
FIX IT
>>54968384
>i too identify with this emotion
>>54962404
>sunday
Go to church
>looks at my state
>mixtate
Accurate
>>54991022
TYRONE
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what's wrong with mixtapes?
those used be to cute, especially back in the 80s
I don't get kids these days
Dinner and a movie.
>>54992301
it pokes fun at the fact that they still use cassettes, its basically ghetto music on steroids at this point
I'm going to celebrate my ever-lasting virginity I guess.
>>54967368
Everything is bigger in Texas
>>54962980
It's still accurate desu.
>>54992642
Mixtapes have been CD since forever and .rars for years grandpa
>Burns poety
Dat Scottish ancestry
Seriously though, any poetry is 10/10 classy response.
I memorised a Burns poem for valentines day, even though my GF will have no fucking idea what I'm talking about.
>>54962404
Based Alabama
Jerking off to hentai
Is it normie to have a gf who is at med school so out of town... am I still a normie because I have a gf, or am I not a normie cause I'm alone?
>>54962404
>west virginia
>cheap gifts
top fucking kek
also nothing its a dumb holiday
>>54996428
You're unique in your own beautiful way.
I'm going to ask a girl out at her workplace. Hopefully things will go well
>>54996428
>Is it normie to have a gf
fuck off, normie
>>54962404
>Texas
>>54962404
Japan
eat a chocolate
>Lord Byron poetry
What the fuck
Alabama confirmed patrician
