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>be americuck >have a child >he turns 18, I MUST KICK
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>be americuck
>have a child
>he turns 18, I MUST KICK HIM OUT
>place his stuff out on the street 2 min later after he eats his birthday cake
>he doesnt know what is happening
>"it's part of being a man,son"
>son is crying outside, he says that he did nothing wrong,
> he eventually grabs some stuffs and leaves
>he sleeps under a bridge and gets raped by hobos
>eventually finds a shitty mcjob and gets a enough to pay for a floor in tha hood because its the only thing that he can afford because he had to quit highschool due getting kicked out
>niggers set fire to his apartment due him being a whitey
>miraculously survives, but loses everything, his body is badly burnt and got his leg amputeed and is unable to work and pledges to come back home
>we let him in out of pity but we charge him rent anyway because he is a man now
>he cant find any job due his injuries and missing a leg, therefore our son cant pay the rent
>we sue him and then we got the police to evict him
>police throw him on the street
>he gets shoot for resisting and crying
>he dies and no one asists to his funeral because he didnt pay rent
>we didnt feel a thing because he wasn't able of handle adulthood
>USA USA USA
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*blasts reggaeton*
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>>54949490
kek

KEK

Will OP, nay, Chile ever recover???
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>>54949272
how long did it take you to write this up
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>be chilean
>...

k I got nothing.
You're just one another one of a million Latino countries with no individuality, no significant contribution to humanity, and nothing else that's noteworthy about you culturally.
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>>54949584
Specially being from verminous Chili posters. Thank you.
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>>54949272
I think sometimes Russia is not that bad.
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>>54949272
Son is crying
Get your Chilean sissy boy shit outta here.
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>be chilean
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>>54949584
this kike is right
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>>54949584
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>>54949674

great fuck that's gross
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>>54949272

Aside from the obvious exaggerations he's honestly not wrong.

My mother tried to kick me out when I was 17--saying basically the same shit as OP...I responded "wtf you crazy bitch I'm not even 18 yet and can't legally do anything"...my piece of shit older sister encouraged her to do it so that she could move back in.

I ended up leaving because I couldn't stand the bullshit they were giving me.

I've often wondered what I would be like if I came from an actual family


pic unrelated but i want to see it
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>>54949681
A Jew never miscalculates. He calculates precisely what he means to.
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>>54949807

wow fuck that. How are you doing now?
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>>54949674
It'd be cool to just grab a pinch of them and take a bite crunch them all in your mouth and they'd explode like blood balloons and you'd get your blood back
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>>54949674
holy shit
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>>54949674
WHAT THE FUCK, how can it get so wrong in the first place? jesus fucking christ
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>>54949901

Took a while, but I got on my feet when I was in my early 20's but then came down is a mild form of a neurological disease...am back in school now at 29...going to be a lawyer in a few more years...then things will finally be stable


In retrospect it has all been better for me than if I had just stayed where I was from...I come from a meth town shithole....there are no jobs and no means to escape...but I did...that alone is the best thing that could happen to anyone from there.

I was a highschool dropout stoner...now I have a bachelors degree...I never imagined that could have happened to me...life has been a nightmare though so whatever
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>>54950005
You've almost made it anon, proud of you lad.
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>>54949676
>>54950009

why mexicans are so butthurt about chile?

I mean, your country cant say shit about mine and you have to resort to argentina, its fucking pathetic
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>>54950005
Congrats man. Keep fucking that chicken
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I'm working ~50 hours a week and saving extra money by living at home for now. Just turned 25. Law school in August. Can't wait desu, 25 is just a tad too long.

Also, Chile, you'll gain banter rights once your food has _any_ flavor at all. Literally any. You *only* have banter rights over Bolivia because you cucked them out of a coast, and I'm not Bolivia, so fuck off, guey.
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>>54950135
get pinochet'd faggot
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>>54949807
im so sorry for bringing back bad memories
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>>54950195
>he had to delete his comment
you know what is the best part ?
your country is not the bad thing, IT'S YOU, YOU ARE THE MISTAKE, YOU SHOULD DIE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS FEEL SHAME AT YOUR SIGHT, PLEASE DIE
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>>54950152

>keep fucking that chicken

idk what this means...and have never heard it before in my life
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>>54950193
I'm 21 and living at home until I go off to grad school later this year. I feel like a loser when I tell people I live with my parents. I can't imagine how people from brown regeton shitholes feel when they're 30 and still live with their parents
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>>54950250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM

Were you born yesterday?
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>>54950305

Raegeton isn't popular in Italy I thought?
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>>54950005

You are 80% my doppelganger.

Best of luck finding what you're looking for man
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>>54950305
no one cares as long as you help to pay the bills, kicking your children unless they have stable jobs and a college degree is unthinkable

>>54950193

>american
>argument is food
you cant prevent yourself out of food, dont you ?
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>>54949272
>be Chile
>earthquake happens
This ends the Chile
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>le american dream
I'd rather be stillborn.
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>>54952070
I'd rather your mother have aborted you.
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>>54949272
I wish my parents did this with me 2bh, my non existent life consists of playing dead for years now

Even my body is telling me i'm dying
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>Be Chile
>too spicy
>I have spicy poops
haha nice try
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>>54952177
nobody is to blame for your situation but yourself
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>mfw my parents tell me I should live with them until I get married

Feels good, have fun with getting shot amerimemes

The joke's on them tho, I'll be a NEET till conscription then an hero
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>>54952263
please dont do it anon
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>be Chile
>put on sweater
>get warm
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>>54952241
Why do you think i'm still awake at this time, i don't want to be alone with my thoughts, i avoid everything
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>>54951951
but earthquakes only kills countries without earthquake-proof buildings, and America has earthquakes too
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Where'd this meme come from? I'm 31 and I still haven't left the house.
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>>54952306
do you have any mental illness ? (not triying of being rude)
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>>54952306
don't you believe that positive change is possible?
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>>54952331
from normies, basement dwellers doesn't count
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>>54949825
All right, then, mister Gandalfstein.
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>>54952177
>>54952306
you and me are now friends. add me for adventure and merriment

Steam: craminit
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>>54952347
I don't think so
>>54952357
Hope it the only thing that keeps me alive, I also don't want that my parents suffer and lose their only child before them
It's hard to seek contact and go out if you were such long time alone you know
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>>54952401
your healing makes me feel warm inside
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>>54952484
please get better germanbro. you're still young
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>>54952484
are you sure, because I understand your feelings (ocd,assburgers and anxiety) and I use 4chan and internet in general just to avoid overthinking and getting anxious/depressed

if this makes you feel better, the key is try to set goals and push yourself to do stuff, like go outside or lift and meet people through friends. you will feel bad for a moment but after a while you will still be able of enjoy things, we cant be happy all the time
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>>54952510
Thanks mang. I got Anxiety/Panic Disorder so i know how it can be when you need some help out
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>>54952712

klonopin keeps me alive desu
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>>54949825
Thank you based Goldstein, truly our greatest ally.
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>>54949272
>lived with my parents until I was 20 and got a successful high paying job

I'm 23 now and completely miserable. I can't make any new friends and I drown my depression in booze and alcohol. My mother misses me and wished I still lived with her but I can't bring myself to throw away all of my economic progress.
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>>54952973
:%s/booze\s/and\/alcohol/booze\s/and\s/drugs
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>>54952762
I used to use lorazepam. But now i just have to sometimes have to take it when I visit my girlfriends family overseas.
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>>54952973

Do what would make you happy, Anon.
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>>54952998
>girlfriend

reeeeee
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>>54949272
My parents aren't throwing me out after I graduate from college this year. My dad lived at home until he was 28, when he got married.
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>>54950242
>comment
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>tfw 20 and live at home

im a complete failure
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>>54953120
The medicine helped
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>parents are Greek immigrants
>want me to stay home until I find a wife
>tfw I'll probably never get married but at least I get to stay home

Feels good, man
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>>54949272
I take solace in knowing that I will eventually off myself. It makes me quite relieved to be honest.

Out of courtesy to my parents, I'm waiting for them to die first. Then I'm out.
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>>54952196
>still having spicy poops
Underages get out
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>>54949272
>Implying we aren't a country of 30 year old NEETS living in our parents basement.

Parents just say that to motivate you, anon. Jeez.

No wonder it's always "manjana" with you third world shitholes.
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