north american borders were a mistake
war of 1812 should have settled this way
>>54810401
THIS ONE IS EVEN WORSE THAN THE LAST ONE
i appreciate the extra clay but the shape of those borders makes me want to vomit
muh rio bravo
>>54810401
>only clay that is quebec is inhabited by natives
kek
>>54810401
>1812
Still smacked America fucking hard whilst fighting a more worthy combatant Napoleon at the same time.
>>54810401
No, what the fuck, that shit looks awful
>monkeys in charge of cartography
>>54810401
Fuck off yank monkey.
>>54810690
It looks good t. independent cultured european opinion
>>54810712
Wait, it gets better
>Around 500 British troops who pretended to be dead rose up and surrendered to the Americans after the battle
British "valor"
I am glad that you weren't born too early to become a cartographer
>>54810712
>>54810754
>Fighting Napoleon across the globe
>Still burned your capital to the ground
>>54810401
No
Because then the USA would stop looking like a cute whale :(
>>54810789
We already had torched York and took Canada's magic mace. Plus you guys left right after this and a Hurricane put it out.
HUEUHUEHEUHUEHUEUHEUHUEHE
^^your post
vancouver island is british fagit
BRITISH columbia
>>54810742
Your only 'cultural contributions' are spurdo and some story about a guy who murdered a priest.
Finns are more nigger tier than actual niggers
>>54810864
>US invades Canada
>Britain's FUCKING GARRISON FORCES manage to invade and stomp the US army
>Britain actually finishes off one war to silence the colonists
>Napoleon actually comes back and we smack him again
Goodness me.
>>54810910
Don't you disrespect Finland you British subhuman
>>54810963
>acting like stomping an army of untrained militia is an accomplishment
Wew lad
>>54810964
The master of culture dismantling defends group with little to no culture, what a surprise
54'40" or fight
>>54810401
Here, a map that isn't shit. This should be our land honestly. Alaska is culturally and geographically Canadian, so it can fuck off.
>>54810401
>seceding south texas to mexico
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>54811011
>Untrained militia
>US army was made regular 20 years beforehand
>Still stomping a fully functional army with garrison forces
Is your school education that bad?
>>54811052
>Alaska
>Culturally Canadian
Alaska is most assuredly American. People there are descended from American settlers.
>>54811148
You'll find Russia was there first
>>54811148
Do you want Alaska? It looks so bad on a map. It's also a shit hole. I'm just trying to think of excuses to not put it on the map honestly.
>>54811218
Britain will take it
>>54811052
>Alaska is culturally Canadian
lol no
>>54811184
But most people who live there now are descended from American gold prospectors during Klondike Gold Rush or Americans who settled afterwards. There are almost no Russians living in Alaska now.
>>54810754
>merely pretending
Jesus, Brits had two tries to beat the US and failed both times. Amazing.
>>54811244
But you'll take in anything that's shit. See: Scotland
>>54811218
It's a shithole with a lot of resources.
>>54811244
The reason why Russia sold it to us was so it would never fall into British hands.
>>54811281
It's not like it's any better being a part of Mexico.
>>54811310
We took them in when they weren't a socialist shithole that they are today
>>54811323
>>54811258
>>54811148
How about this?
>>54811515
america should balkanize not expand
>>54811052
>Alaska is culturally and geographically Canadian, so it can fuck off.
No. Fucking way.
Please leave my country and go suck weedman's dick.
>>54811661
Go kill yourself.
>>54810401
You're not wrong.
>>54811105
>20 years
>>54810401
That whole area of canada and alaska has less than 4 million people at that point we might as well just annex them
>>54810401
Literally just give us all the way up if you're going to do that.
>>54810401
Yeah fuck you retarded ass monkey
The st lawrence is ours.
>>54810633
And Newfoundland ?
>>54810789
>"""fighting""" Napoleon
>>54812893
Avec tout la marde qui a dedans mon homme
>>54811515
I think just the Maritimes and Sonora would be enough desu, maybe the Bahamas too.
You also skipped part of Alaska.
>>54811515
You are missing the panhandle doofus, thats where most Alaskans live
>>54812965
Je m'en calisse
Les anglais nous l'ont pris
Fak on calisse d'la marde dedans.
>>54812971
>>54813000
I know, that was intentional. It looks weird without it. Treaty borders > Natural rigid borders
>>54813023
>treaty borders>natural borders
I beg to differ
>>54810670
Yes, your mighty empire managed to draw to a stalemate a war with a country that had just a couple decades prior defeated it in a colonial war of independence
>>54812950
>Newfoundland
this give me bad memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx5TlF6OOM8
>>54813038
European """"""""""""borders""""""""""""
>>54810401
Stuck with Montreal AND Toronto
Fuck that.
>>54810670
Our combat against Napoleon kn 181-1813 consisted of a secondary guerilla fight in Iberia + having an open cheque for any powers willing to fight Napoopan.
>>54810963
>Blockading our ports
>conscripting american sailors into your navy
>he thinks america started the war of 1812
>British education
>>54810789
that's the white house, not the Capital
>>54810401
You know America LOST 1812 right? not just a little bit, They lost HARD
The white house was burned down ffs
>>54811105
The states were entirely composed of militia members and were put into service by the Feds. The whole war was the reason we turned into a professional military organization.
This whole thread had me loving a old song again....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CnPv_1SVh0
>>54810401
>Majority of "Quebecois" are now English-speaking Newfoundlanders
What.
>>54811032
This
>>54813071
United States """Borders"""
>>54810401
>Québec
>without Québec
wut ?
