>doo a poo
>won't come out
>spend ages squeezing the last nugget out
>wipe and move on with your day
>need another poo again immediately, head back into the bathroom
>it won't come out
>wife tells me to stop hogging the bathroom because her son needs to make poopie
Music for this feel? edition
>Yank edition
nty
maisie
(JOY)
rasheed
what makes you think you have the right yank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WUVP6l9Das
Kyary tbqh
I wish I had a willy to suck :3
me on the right
make a new thread too someone
umm... this thread is my intellectual property sooooo.... back the f*ck off??
>Autism spectrum disorder and ADHD exist
Waiting for Carafag to post so I can tell him to fuck off
May turn to a life of crime
![CZM0CRvW0AAfsA6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pfZYFRN.jpg "CZM0CRvW0AAfsA6[1].jpg")
Why is Pokimane so fucking fit? I want to eat her ass
>>54098861
same
Kyary
Poleaboo is watching the wrestling
/asp/ is pretty shit
>scroll through /b/s catalog
>instantly get stage 4 leukaemia
GET FUCKED WAYNE
>>54098682
way to go lad now you've splintered the thread
>>54098899
ALALALALA
>>54098912
You make the mistake of thinking we're any better
>>54098777
>>54098804
>>54098808
>>54098849
>>54098895
thanks for the (you)s
ROYAL RUMBLE LADS
>>54098935
plot twist: wayne is a bender and literally gets fucked
>>54098995
AND ANGRIER
http://strawpoll.me/6633473
http://strawpoll.me/6633473
http://strawpoll.me/6633473
personal poll
>>54098682
>Music for this feel
Closing Time by Greenday
>>54098944
Karate noise now
HIYAH
Aren't I kooky?
>>54099045
oh piss off
>>54099001
she's such a qt
Poleaboo is definitely starting a new blog
He's fallen into the same mental state he was in before he started the first blog
Needs to express his feelings and know someone is paying attention, that they care
free all the mandem
>>54098729
I rent half of my apartment for $150 a night and take shits in a portable toilet on my balcony
>>54098942
Just like when you open that bag of doritos and it goes all over the floor
>>54099081
so pretty much what you're saying if that you are an attention seeking cunt
Would literally rather lick a girls foot than have sex with her desu
Feet are sexy as fuck
done a shower however i am not naked
>>54098899
>>54098419
lol never seen the ending actually just flicked through it, is she actually crying what the hell
anyway going to bed now on account of the lon-don fukc
>yank kyaryposters
just awful
>>54099015
when i was young i used to be
as fine a man as ever you'd see
till the prince of wales he said to me
come and join the british army
too ra loo ra loo ra loo
they're looking for monkeys up at the zoo
and if ever i had a face like you
i'd join the british army
>>54099081
detective likes this post
rate my music folder lads
KATE
>>54099094
$150 a night? sounds like a lot desu
>>54099098
Yeah
I'm so lonely
>her son
>>54099107
>tfw my gf did a footjob on Skype
sexy as fuck lad
>>54099137
top notch
rate my music folder lads
Roommate is an attractive turbonormie but he's openly racist.
Absolutely shaken my preconceptions about normies t bqh
going to the toilet
i'll get a (You) for this gimmick one of these days
>>54099001
>Thought I had the full photoset
>Yank posts one I haven't got in high-res
Whole world's gone mad
>>54099108
y u goin to london anyway?
>>54099098
ironic
who else is playing playing autism simulator?
might do a wank
post pics of yourselves
kill all thots
>>54099137
No Red?
>T. swizzle
>>54099199
here you go
>>54099173
who's dick did she rub her feet over if you were watching on skype?
>>54099162
>I'm
YOURE FUCKED NOW BUDDY
You're banned from using devices that are connected to the Internet. On the phone to MI5 rn desu
>>54099205
:-)
>>54099168
>>54099218
My black friend
>>54099151
>fapping to Kyary
no anon, that is perverted and rude
>>54099217
ugh, sorry but your (You) reeks of yank
please take it back
>>54099239
bait
>>54099181
ha ha ha
did a slide tackle on the 3G and ripped a lot of the skin off my knee aha what am i like x
why is existence so futile lads
why did they bring me into this work just to have to work
>>54099149
I'm in the middle of the capital and it's mostly yank tourists and businessmen, it's a good deal to them
the next lot arrive tonight so I need to clean the entire place
Post ratios
>>54099209
I have a number of them, to which are you referring?
Bit gutted lads, even if I do lose my virginity one day, at this point in time all the girls are probably all used up
should probably go to sleep
first day back of uni tomorrow haha
>>54099222
Good
Those interviews with thee detective are some of the highlights of my year, he had to pretend to like/understand me
>>54099312
I have NEVER seeded a torrent in my life
>>54099324
great blog
outstanding
>>54099181
was this you?
>>54099317
i'm playing eu4 atm
>>54099355
thank you
any questions?
>>54099344
i did by accident once haha
>>54099344
Don't listen to those fucks over at /tv/ when they talk about this film.
I was REALLY skeptical about going because of that, turned out to be incredible (even with the awkward interval).
>>54099362
no haha
i never even bother asking
>>54099412
FONT
>>54099203
with university, dont even properly know what it is; some conference or seminar or something equally dull
just a hassle and really ceebs, thinking about the possibilities of """accidentally""" missing the train
probably will end up going but it;ll be boring and gay
>>54099411
Shitposting is an art desu
It's not just what you write, it's how you lay it out and how you write it too.
is weed bad for your heart?
about to commence a game on ultimate team vs cara12345 fc
Fucking worried lads
Accidentally knocked the corner of my laptop while moving it and what I believe is the CPU fan started making a loud noise (scraping the inside). Quickly turned it off and now running again seems fine, but every now and then I hear a quiet little scrape. Pretty concerning
>>54099363
Not tried it yet. Decent?
>>54099344
I seed to Aus/NZ exclusively. Whenever a yank starts leeching from me I cap them individually at 1kb/s. Sometimes if I'm feeling particularly cheeky I let them go at full speed for 30 seconds before capping them and imagine their frustration as they try to figure out what's wrong.
>>54099460
nah
>>54099312
>>54099245
youre growing on me slightly but you still have long ways to go
>>54099460
it just gets faster when you smoke but it's not damaging it
>>54099446
hello reddit
>>54099494
oh piss off
>>54099245
>Not fapping to Kyary
That's actually very rude anon
>Shitposting is an art desu
>It's not just what you write, it's how you lay it out and how you write it too.
>>54099519
uh thats my line mate...
this is wrestling these days wtf
*does a post*
Do you reckon on Reddit they hate 4chan users and claim they're losers who are ruining their Reddit memes?
>>54099511
my heart is going crazy right now tb
>>54099578
niggas these dayz s...m...h...
>assignment to write a paper with a "maximum of one page" describing epidemiology of a disease
>my paper is literally 85 words long
Do I need to write more? The instructions are vague as fuck
the earth is a flat disc acceleration upwards at 9.81 m/s^2 due to dark energy
>>54099442
Never had to endure such things meself but I'm sure it will be very enlightening if you just give it a chance.
>>54099596
We don't care
t. Reddit user with over 4k karma.
>>54099601
ull be fine
I literally havent been able to think straight for like 2 weeks now
>>54099652
bender
>>54099601
Mines does that too desu
Weed lowers your blood pressure, increases your heart rate.
>tfw lying in bed stoned and you can hear your heart beat loud af
Rather annoying desu
>>54099620
ahhh yes... very interesting
gonna do a wank then do a sleep
>>54099601
happens every time 2bh
it might help if you eat something
>>54099667
prove me wrong
>>54099624
>only 4k karma
trash
had to conduct a major trip abort lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0nii7mxpFc
one of my favourites
>>54099682
oh piss off
>>54099670
sleep tight hammers
>>54099652
The heat?
I'm just sitting here sweating every day with a mild headache/fogged vision.
I'm not made for this
>>54099711
gonna do an anime nonce genocide
>>54099663
I really do wish you would go away forever
>>54099670
sleep tight hammers
going to cook up some spaghetti lads
>>54099728
I hope so, my friends are sort of acting the same
>no reply
I understand
>>54099622
hmmm well p'raps, maybe we'll see, anyway nighty tighty wighty
how long do module results in 3rd year take lads
the wait is killing me already
>>54099728
it gets so hot every arvo i have to strip down to my undies and just sit around and wait for it to not be hot
who did these wogs piss off to end up dressing in pink playing a fucking trombone
>>54098810
same ngl
Just got back to my halls and found this in the kitchen. Not sure if I should eat it or plant it tbqh
>>54099774
Sharpening my machete
Gonna eat some spaghetti
>>54099620
Hey stupid - are you too dumb to know there are 4 different simultaneous 24 hour days within a single rotation of Earth? Greenwich 1 day is a lie. 4 quadrants = 4 corners, and 4 different directions. Each Earth corner rotates own separate 24 hour day. Infinite days is stupidity.
>>54099822
>wogs
umm... thats racist?
>>54099788
sleep tight hammers
>>54099837
eat it raw
>>54099803
wew
>tfw no ric chan gf
OH PISS OFF
>>54099851
piss off yank
all yanks thats enough. take a walk
saw a ufo when i was on holiday 10 years ago but it was actually just the ISS
>All these Yanks ITT
FUCK OFFF REEEEEEEEEEEEE
All past Great Civilizations have been destroyed by minorities, so welcome to BLACK America - the white race now destroyed by the power hungry money grabbing politicition's edict that any white complaint is racist and induces fines and jail time for white objectors. The U.S. Government is now antiwhite. Integration equates to an appeasement to maintain a status quo - postponing the inevitable horrific racial conflict. No law can mix night and day colors in America's coming deterioration. America is but another 'Tower of Babble', beseiged by racial singularity.
>>54099919
fuck off bender
>>54099670
sleep tight hammers
ooooooohoohohhohohoohohoh
>>54099914
I'm here every day and have been for the past three years of my life I'm not going anywhere
>>54099901
oi eat some Vegemite ya deaf cunt
gud fer yer ears
smoking time
>and here we see the lesser spotted "kissless virgin" in his natural environment. The kissless virgin avoids social interaction at all costs, and so has become a nocturnal creature. Kissless virgins typically hunt for food late at night, when dangerous predators such as normies and housemates are fast asleep. Ahh yes, here we see the kissless Virgin piling food onto a plate and carrying it back into the safety of his wank den, where he will remain until he is hungry again.
>>54099944
filtered
dig digits coming through
have here been three day years my I'm going anywhere not life I'm every of past and for
>>54100000
>weeb
>yank
>shit get
piss off
>>54100006
oh piss off
>london is literally collapsing and there's nothing you can do about it
through digits coming dig
>>54100042
oh piss off
>open door
>hear flatmates talking outside
>get nervous
>close door
Got some original pom-bears, crispy bacon wheat crunchies, and a bag of Frazzles, which do I eat first lads?
>>54100064
didnt have time to do a spellcheck
>>54100000
Good to see the colonials still working hard for the /Brit/ish Empire
>nervous flatmates
>door get talking hear
>open close
>door outside
*jumps down two steps*
parkour
>>54100088
Frazzles
Crunchies are VILE
At any point in the foreseeable future can we expect porn to appeal to any of the following senses: touch, smell, or taste?
>>54100088
>crispy bacon wheat crunchies
where can I get these
listening to idm (thats intelligent dance music for you un educated plebs)
>>54100073
*steps down parkour*
two jumps
>>54100138
Reposted to r/iamverysmart :^)
>>54100133
tesco
rate
rate
>>54100179
is that traditional irish cuisine?
>>54100179
just keep the jam senpai
tesco
gf the me and
>>54099578
They're the best act there
Funny
It's fucking freezing
>>54100199
traditional yank
deliscious however
>>54100213
nah m8, the peanut buttet makes it great
>>54100237
not watched k-on in ages, might give it a rewatch soon
also yui is best
Just changed my sheets lads, feels nice
Wish it didn't take so much fucking effort to do though tbqh
>>54100237
<3 this gimmick
just done a wank purely to the female dj in this video and her crop top and qt belly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5mr3v1eQyU
>>54100263
fucks sake. piss off
>>54099363
what mod is that with the anime girls?
Getting bullied again
>>54100263
good think you have all those ladyboys to keep you warm
>>54100275
yui is undeniable best
ve. good post
Doing a sleep.
Thankyou for reading my blog, I get £0.03 every time you do.
>>54100287
Not sure how I feel about flava d desu
Can't tell if she's fit or not
Also don't think I like her djing/tunes
Modafinil arrives tomorrow lads. Pretty nervous tee bee aitch
When does it get fuckign better?
it hasn't gotten better.
>>54100299
>>54100306
wew.. cold tho
40 range lads
>>54100300
For the glory of your waifu!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=381142184
best mod out there tbqh
these threads get worse and worse everytime I come
you grinning retards probably sit there laughing to your own posts like a giggling teenage school girl
you're the type of people that would shit on your own doorstep while laughing hysterically about how it's oh so funny and then complaining about the smell and mess afterward
lowest of the low
>>54100347
Where'd you buy it from lid? And why are you nervous?
>>54100369
lmao calm down
>>54100345
she's fit and her beats are excellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mHTCH6wUcE
I'm out
still stuck in a trip ffs
>>54100369
>you're the type of people that would shit on your own doorstep w
That's disgusting, I shit in my poopsock
>>54100373
Modafinilcat. Keep reading through the possible side-effects and wondering if my skin will fall off.
>>54100369
I blame pakis
>watching Girl with the dragon tattoo
>they pixelated her crotch
lmao is this Japan
>>54100359
thanks for that
always wanted to conquer the world for mugi
>>54100458
E E EDL
>>54100369
>sit there laughing to your own posts like a giggling teenage school girl
Guilty
why do women have a higher emotional iq?
This is fucking it lads, I'm going to murder caralad
>>54100450
how many pills did you buy? also make sure to post your experiences with them
>>54100469
They pixalate alcohol, knives and stuff on TV here.. Jokers
types of mental disorders are just meaningless phrases to describe the same things 2bh
>>54100273
I literally just had pb+jam croissants. You should try that if you haven't btw.
Strawberry is my favourite but I tried this blackcurrent jam at a local food market yesterday and it was actually stunning
could murder a kinder bueno right now ngl
>>54100438
>he never shit on someone's doorstep and then set it on fire, knocked on the door and then watch whoever opened the door try to stamp out the fire from a safe distance
you haven't lived m9
>>54100318
>>54100275
>Yui
>Not Mio
Pleb taste, my friends
>>54100517
Because they're caregivers and need it more.
>>54100517
>emotional iq
kek
>>54100540
>not filtering the yankee tripfag
bad lad
>>54100517
>emotional iq
>>54100517
Don't know why its called emotional IQ/intellgience, but yes women are more emotional mostly because of estrogen.
>>54100450
You'll be fine lad desu
>>54100517
>emotional iq
is that really a thing
bet mine would be ridiculously low
cheeky innit lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Efr09wLeY
>>54100531
but why
>>54100546
>shitting in public like a gyppo
>not doing the classic water bin trick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJrMvXGjdLQ
Could always add a burning shit on top
>>54100558
wouldn't that be a good thing for men to have as well though? wtf evolution
>britain is literally doomed
>>54100571
Usually have the flag filtered but I'm reading other threads atm
>>54100610
I dunno lol
>wtf evolution
>>54100585
you grill?
you haz bf?
isis just kidnapped my mum lads
>>54100615
hahahaha best prank i've seen, bit dickish tho
>>54100667
she was radicalised you dirty fucking paki
>>54100521
40. Would've been cheaper to buy in bulk, but I wanna make sure it does something first
>>54100667
hate it when that happens aha
>>54100682
cornish arent white you crossdressing nonce
