*walks towards you* edition
maisie
reminder
cara
CARA
I want a 4chan.
MAGA and runescape
Got accepted to York and the University of Life. Which one do I go to?
crayon pop
>>54094145
literally who
Kyary
Kyary
maisie
>>54094167
just in; you're not accepted because you have a 4chan
*walks towards you*
Who here /havea4chan/
sploosh
I want a brit friend
>>54094153
mate, it's a female """"""celebrity""""""". dunno what you're expecting tbqh
i will add that i can't stand the bitch either
if you don't give me a (You) I'll hack your 4chan account
Illuminati is real.
I think it's the end lads
>>54094219
good album
Getting back into anime lads pls help
wat do
>>54094189
pls respond
>>54094056
>>54094056
K A R E N
O
N
G
O
U
Hi 4chan, I'm a girl, AMA.
>>54094220
If you're a grill I can be more than a friend ;)
>>54094242
christ
>>54094242
stick a needle in that fucker
t. doctor house
>>54094268
Whats ur 4chan?
>>54094268
why did you make a 4chan
>>54094153
>Now we speak to renowned climate scholar and professor of environmental economics at Imperial College London, Cara Delameme
>>54094268
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
https://vine.co/v/iihrjiVFFVT
ouchy
>>54094242
eurgh
me on the left
>>54094275
im sure youre really nice and all but i only like you as a friend sorry
>>54094246
Just copped the discog from the archive 2bh
>>54094324
>americas funniest home videos
FOY
>>54094333
me on the right
>>54094333
me in the back with a mirror taped to my shoe
just gave my guinea pigs a bath
just took a massive shit ama
HUNGRY EYES
>>54094402
fuck off murderer
>>54094153
she must get grating fast
>>54094235
No we're not.
>>54094402
if it's under the tap is a shower you cunt
>>54094390
want cara to tie me to a bed and milk me for hours on end
>>54094390
who the fuck actually wears this shite
>>54094425
AHA!
>>54094333
Taylor doesn't look food there 2bh
>>54094402
aww
>>54094402
Plot twist: /brit/ are the guinea pigs
>>54094450
it's fashion darling, you wouldn't get it
thinking of watching the royal rumble Tbh
>>54094390
she's so fit
>>54094459
*good
>>54094259
Many (particularly older) Japanese men living in Kyoto, when meeting foreigners, will offer a handshake. While sometimes sincere, this is typically a 'gaijin-sagi' (foreigner's trap). Visitors to Kyoto can quickly gain the respect of these tricksters by confidently slapping the hand away and bowing instead to show that they are 'in the know'.
>>54094459
you're right lad she looks more beverage
got a british gf lads she's really thirsty and qt af
downside she has fucked up teeth but i can overlook it since she's pretty much great
My neighbour put his guinea pigs out to dry after their bath and i killed them with a brick
cara delaMINGE
>>54094124
Cara looks like absolute shit here tbf why was I so obsessed about her in the first place?
>>54094464
years of shitty hollywood movies have ruined you Brad
got a canadian gf lads she's really thirsty and qt af
downside she has a fucked up leaf but i can overlook it since she's pretty much great
>>54094476
alri pats
>>54094440
they're not under the tap
>WAAAA THE MIGRANTS IN CALAIS. WE CANT LET THEM LIVE IN THESE CONDITIONS
Lol fuck off, they CHOSE to live in those conditions. They even built the place themselves.
Maybe I should leave my home, build a shack outside someone's house. Some cute girls will come up and help me because I live in poor conditions then I'll be brought into the house to live
>>54094514
do i need to slap it
think thats a bit rude 2bh
>>54094464
>plot twist
hello reddit
is poo supposed to float or sink?
>>54094242
I think it's the plague. Make your peace.
>>54094558
depends on its density
>>54094514
do you actually speak jap
got a canadian gf that pours syrup on my cock during bjs
what the hell
gf just sent me this
>>54094558
U done a floater?
just remembered i haven't peformed the helicopter trick with my willy for a while
must remember to do it when i get out the shower tomorrow
>>54094554
Plot twist: plot twist posting turns into the new "business idea"
Who you watching, lads?
>>54094535
She's very attractive (most people would agree), has a distinctive face, and a kooky reddit personality that's easy to market.
Do you think Sershie has a stinky minge?
>>54094558
Think this was a topic on Brainiac once
>>54094548
>having anything other than a cat
hello reddit
>>54094551
business idea: that
>>54094604
delete this
>>54094242
Swollen lymph node?
Hope its benign lad
>>54094548
cute
>>54094601
you mate
look out yer window
>Having a cat
>>54094611
>having a cat
Hello reddit
>>54094604
nope. clean and smooth like a dolphins mouth.
>>54094601
Snipedown
>>54094628
sershlad?
>>54094611
>having a cat
hello reddit
Reading a book
>>54094647
My curtains are closed, mucker
who /stayingupforx-files/ here?
>>54094068
The one thing you must not do is post it on 4chan.
tripping a bit harder than expected lol
>>54094675
baited this exact reply
>>54094641
no idea, going to the doctors tuesday
>>54094602
>long term exposure to Cararium may cause tumours
>having anything but an aquarium
>>54094655
>>54094678
>preferring beta obsessive dogs rather than independent alpha cats
>preferring a pet that depends on you so you can have at least one thing that looks at you with admiration
hello reddit
>>54094734
see you next autumn
>>54094601
Cindy_96
Might buy some guinea pigs to feed to my pet python
>>54094736
Sincerely hope yer not dying of lymphoma lad
While you defend the moderate Muslims, they're talking about taking over the country behind your back
While native British people are too busy fighting one another, the Muslims are gathering together and protecting each other's backs
>>54094552
Not like a hard slap, playful.
>>54094572
Tiny bit, learning. Try to practice whenever I'm not out buying fedoras.
is my surname jf?
Campbell
>I argue about superiority of cats over dogs on 4chans international board in the british general
>having a living creature
>>54094648
Jesus christ
>>54094419
excuse me, but i reserve the right to not have my own gimmicks used against me, and especially not in inappropriate contexts.
>>54094802
>literally emigrating before SHTF
Good luck chaps
>>54094666
I bet you know all about how a dolphins mouth is clean and smooth, you sick cunt.
>>54094825
Don't see your name on it
going to bed night lads
>>54094802
This proves that feminism/SJWism etc is simply a tool to weaken the west.
You don't see any of that shit is Muslim countries
>Extra Flags for /int/, /sp/ and /pol/? Why, don't mind if I do! I'll be adding that to my browser, so as to enhance my browsing experience, for nothing quite improves a chong-thread more than wanton pseudo-tripfaggotry! Blessed be the kindly old soul who willed such a creation into being!
>>54094836
>>54094828
I managed to get out, lads. While the US is likely just as fucked in the long-run, it is far better off than Europe.
lads
>>54094915
hate those sad attention seeking cunts 2bh
>>54094779
guinea pigs are too big, you want mice
also, fuck off murderer
but i still see that tackle by Moore and when Lineker scored Bobby belting the ball.
>>54094911
*tucks you in a gives you a goodnight kiss*
>>54094948
willy > nicky
meant to be finished off a presentation but i can't be fucking arsed hahahaha
>>54094939
>>54094972
piss off
>>54094976
>>54094811
scottish
Doing a worry about Europe
gf just sent me this
>>54094940
Noice. Have you got any boom sticks? It's the only thing making the US better off in the long run than fucking Europe
>>54094948
Wasn't he killed by a group of Bolsheviks, under Lenins orders?
>>54094973
Had to give a presentation in December. I got the date wrong, wasn't prepared and had to do it without notes/preparation
>>54095005
nicky a shit
russia pre october revolution a shit
>>54094911
Nighty night x
>>54095058
piss off
ive got some thighs
>>54094948
For an absolute ruler he was quite wet tbqh
>>54094939
>>54094976
>>54095009
Be aware that this game is fucking shit.
>>54094939
what game?
>>54095095
can i see
>>54095103
Fuck off Jian scum
>>54095111
EYE Divine Cybermancy
>>54095111
runescape
tfw not witty enough to think of the perfect reply to a text straight away
>>54095118
they both value their privacy
>>54095053
And his whole family haha
>>54095090
Manifesto on unshakable gotshotcracy lmfao
took this one of the gf earlier (im slightly to the right, cropped out of the photo)
>>54095140
that is a shame
>>54095148
ur gf has a nice bum
>>54095134
>shw me ur tts
*exhales*
Girls on the low yeah I got some of those
>>54095028
Nothing really mental, but I've now got 2 AK's, a .38 special, 1911, and a 10/22. Want to grab a Saiga 12ga next, i reckon.
>>54095148
bum is too big m8
>>54095133
meet me in wildy you little shit
>>54095186
Are you assimilating?
>>54095148
wot a propa slag m8 i wud propa do er up the bum i would and that m8 i shud fink and that
>>54095148
In 10 years, that ass will look like a pile of cottage cheese.
>>54095215
ill just own u lmao
>>54095184
one line flows
>>54095249
>ass
JOY
>>54095259
yeah I got some of those
(desu i prefer the wiley tune)
>>54095249
By which point he should have bought a Latvian bride and her farm for 10 herrings
>>54095249
Typical Irish-American.
http://strawpoll.me/6632978
http://strawpoll.me/6632978
http://strawpoll.me/6632978
OI OI! THIS ONES FOR THE CRAZY FOG MANDEM OUT THERE.
just realized i've never met an australian in real life
https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/no-win
>>54095225
>own multiple weapons
>regularly eat barbeque
>drive one the right
>disappointed that I won't be able to vote for Trumpo
>grown to hate leftists
I'm integrating fairly well I'd say
![pondering[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Py8COjd.jpg "pondering[1].jpg")
Are scousers human?
>>54095249
you would like that wouldnt you? fat piece of shit
>>54095352
Me neither.
I'm disappointed, to be honest.
>>54095366
very good lad
when are you eligible for citizenship?
went down on a girl now have a cold sore on my mouth
Ah so the custodian checks your user agent too
The cheeky twat
>>54095366
Turn on the NFC Championship right now or you're no better than the spic manlets coming here
>>54095352
lucky bastard
where did everything go so wrong
>>54095445
>the custodian
>>54095352
>>54095415
I've met quite a few
>>54095173
nice if you like cellulite
>>54095462
*points at your mother's womb*
>>54095095
>>54095098
>>54095103
>>54095111
>>54095111
>>54095118
>>54095129
>>54095133
>>54095134
>>54095140
>>54095142
>>54095148
>>54095161
>>54095173
>>54095180
>>54095181
>>54095184
>>54095186
>>54095215
>>54095225
>>54095229
>>54095249
>>54095252
>>54095255
>>54095259
>>54095269
>>54095315
>>54095319
>>54095347
>>54095352
>>54095362
>>54095366
>>54095394
>>54095395
Bet you're all Pakis
>>54094940
America is where we are heading, but at least you'll be able to defend yourself over there.
>>54095498
all me
>>54095498
all me
>>54095465
Are they proper mad sick cunts who know how to have a laugh?
>>54095480
ur probably right
i was wierd before i even started school. maybe i was destined to be a freakazoid
>>54095463
Gonna deck the cunt 2bh
>tfw literally 15 seconds late to uploading an assignment
>>54095498
All me
how can something so wrong feel so right
>>54095498
you quoted me twice you mong
also
>>54095498
all me
but i am white desu
>>54095498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVQAgu364RA
>>54095498
>>54095550
>that pic
Rorke
>>54095536
emailed the lecturer and say your internet went out for a few minutes or something
>>54095550
>olive complected
rasheed
>>54095498
only one me
might watch ali g indahouse tonight lads
after I go shop for some bon bons and pop
>>54095514
>>54095516
>>54095537
>>54095552
reddit tier meme
>>54095550
hello gareth
*sigh*
@54095612
JOY
>>54095612
All me
Plot twist: >>54095612 is from reddit
>>54095598
>uploading on the deadline
tbqh i fucked up university too
*kicks the fucking door down and strides into the thread*
54095612
reddit tier flag FOY
>>54095612
none me
OKAY YOU HOTPOCKETS CUNT YOU AND ME FIGHT THIS OUT LIKE MEN ROUND THE BACK OF TESCO
FUCKING TWAT
>>54095524
some of them actually are yeah
>tfw no skinnyfat /brit/-poster to experiment with
>I don't use extra flags, I like to keep my experience on 4chan as dull as possible, and I would certainly never want to be mistaken for someone who uses Reddit
>>54095709
fuck off cardiff
>tfw no titty monster to humpo
>>54095438
This summer, hopefully.
>>54095447
>sports
Never something I've taken an interest in. Was never into football back home either.
>>54095507
TBQHWY, immigrants in America are better integrated than back home. We don't have many Mexicans where I'm located, but the ones that I've met seemed like alright lads.
From my uni snapchat
>>54095330
.
>The only sense of superiority i have in life is the fact that i dont use regional flags
>>54095709
Hampshire
>>54095729
beats the entire purpose of 4chan JOY
>>54095782
made me vomit, thanks
>>54095782
s*x her
>>54095782
disgustig chebs desu
need a yank gf
>>54095750
source?
>>54095809
by that logic so does having flags in any form
>>54095782
>my uni snapchat
FONT
meme rap 2bh
>>54095782
Do you know her?
>>54095782
underwhelming
>>54095821
That's how I got out, lad. Best decision I've ever made. Just avoid leftist or SJW hags.
>>54095839
unless you're the only poster from that country it doesn't nearly as much as the regional flags
>>54095782
how did that get on there lmao
>>54095824
ur local mcDonalds m8 (cos she;s fat) :)
>>54095809
>Says aquafresh in a BRITISH general
>>54095809
>JF saying JOY
neck yourself
lads what if
>>54095821
She'll give you a hand
