Old Mexican women who drive beater-ass SUV's are the worst edition.
>Hear a knock at the door
>See this
What do you do?
Second for White Mexico (besides actual Mexico, which is white)
>be in Yurop vs. Ameriga thread
>yuropeens take culture and people from both Mexico AND Canada and make it look like it's from the USA
Yuropeens are simply the worst.
>>54090044
*unzip dick* "let's not turn this murder into a rape"
Nice dubs
>>54090172
What kind of culture?
>>54090172
>that French cuck defending stringent hate speech laws
smdh tbqh senpai i l y
Am I the only one who lives in Hawaii?
>>54090598
Nah man, there's like a million people there.
>>54090044
Send him back dancing
>>54090598
Yes
Nebuchadnezzar
>>54090044
check em
>>54091111
>Engineer
What kind?
Prime meme
>>54090598
Looks like you are
>>54090674
My tummy hurts, i shouldnt have drank these
>>54091724
>sonic
Jealous, we dont have any around here ;_;
>>54090044
Open the door of the oven
>>54091824
What state?
>>54091724
you drank two?
fatty
also are you really short or is that the angle
>>54091724
>drinking two fastfood items at once
That is not a meal lad
>>54091863
In mass right now but back home in Long Island they are no where to be found
>>54091724
2 corn dogs and a cherry dr. pepper from sanic
it's happening
>>54090674
>>54091923
>not getting your corndogs from weinerschnitzel
>>54091724
just take a break to let the stuff settle
>>54091867
I'm 5'8, so it might be a combination of the two
Also I'm not even halfway done with either of them ;_;
>>54091882
Impulsive purchase 2bh
>>54091882
You're weak.
>>54091959
I don't know why I saved this image
>>54091907
Ah, they're all over the place here in Texas
>>54092011
Manlet and a stomachlet, kek
>>54091724
>>54092011
ruagril
>>54092084
It's truly suffering
>>54092013
Every anon needs a good homecooked meal, fastfood breeds weak and girly men.
>>54092121
no i have a peenie weenie
>>54092138
Id love to cook my own food but I don't have a kitchen or any sort of fridge atm. Just a sink and a microwave
>>54092123
Usually shorter, skinny guys eat more
>>54092138
hm
That anon does look very girly.
>pitchfork top 30 songs of 2015
>full of niggers, feminist, hipsters songs
>actual best song of 2015 not present
Cucks.
>>54092295
>2016
>still reading pitchfork
even /mu/ is starting to hate them
>>54092205
Need yourself a fridge or a woman lad.
>>54092279
Fast food is the path to a vagina just not in the way you expect.
>>54092351
These are from pitchfork.
>While being black in America has never been easy, being black in America in 2015 is culturally, economically, and politically nightmarish in ways that are nearly existential.
>>54092462
>we gota work!
>people give me shit for the way I talk!
>the white guys I work with dont suck me off like my black panthers support group told me they would!
Girly niggers are the worst niggers.
Need to use the force to perform mind tricks on my wife and make her use some cosplay from time to time
>>54092657
oh lawd is that alison brie?
>>54092398
That would make them more fuckable.
>>54092689
you know it
>>54092657
>>54092703
>PATS
>>54092689
>>54092876
I recognize bullock and brie, who's femThor?
>>54092850
Slutty girls who try to be innocent are the best desu
>>54092876
Rule63 movie when
my commute to work was comfy.
>Everyone watching the game
>>54092462
A huge majority of white people have no problem with black people nowadays.
Blacks cannot accept this.
>>54084476
I get this ALL of the damn time from my 12-year-old chadlet kid brother.
>>54092950
If only our gay earth was this cool
>>54093076
You know hes right so get to work lad
>>54093049
Jesus christ
Call me Shemale
>>54093076
I have fortunately never had that happen to me
>>54093142
I'm almost in my mid-20's and all the opportunities to get roasties have long passed...
Now I can only hope for bar skanks to give me a handy behind the back-ally of some sleezy pub...
>JUST
>>54093076
I fucked my 14 year old cousin when I was 19
23 now. Good memories.
>>54093188
From this day forward you will all refer to me by the name Betty!
>refs helping the pats once again
>>54093188
thats not how the book opening goes
Say hello to President Bloomberg
>>54093373
It's the opening line from my own personal memoirs, "Poopy Dick"
>>54093404
>Bloomberg
thats not how you spell Trump
>>54093344
>tfw no underage cousins to fondle and snuggle
>nieces are too young
niggas
>>54093271
Anon you aren't a woman your sperm doesnt stop being viable so you have no reason to be rushing and shit. Read the stick on /fit/ or take up some form of exercise/training and work towards a sport that you could compete in. You need to accomplish some shit to build upon your confidence/ego so that it doesnt break up so easily.
>>54093371
a handy is a handy tho
...unless she has scaly gross psoriasis hands
>its another 2 minute drill
>>54093741
Fire drill or tornado sirens?
>>54093790
football
>>54093741
broncos cant convert
AoE2 anyone?
>>54092398
My woman lives an hour and a half away :(
>>54093808
>>54093344
That's pretty fucked anon
Name a worse aging SUV than the late 90s Suburban. Nevermind, you can't.
>>54093550
Thanks Miserybro.
>>54093834
Maybe in a bit just coming back from gym
Didn't do anything all day
Might as well keep it going
>>54093888
I believe in you lad we can all make it.
>mom/wife take care of all three of my meals today
Carl Jr's for breakfast, delivered. Grilled ham and cheese for lunch, homemade. Clam chowder and fried tilapia for dinner.
>>54093914
I don't know, I'm waiting on someone. They may come in the next 10 minutes. I just wanted a quick game.If you want to play, you'll have to organize it yourself.
Sorry.
>Timothy bradley
ARE WE READY FOR OT LAD!?
he actually converted that
Do you guys know any entertaining documentary?
Already watched every related to quantum physics, dark matter/energy, the universe/cosmos ones/ ancient civilizations and all that
Need something new
>>54093975
hit me up man, I'll play a round
>>54094058
he still need to go for 2 if he gets it in
>>54093975
No worries then
>>54093877
Honda Element and those '09 Escalades ;^)
>>54093966
>we can all make it.
False optimism is cancer, anon.
Some people are meant to be nothing but failures. It's all about genetics.
>>54094060
Remember watching an documentary as a kid about what if they found a dragon fossil
it just boggles my mind how people always leave his only receiver open every single time
>>54094194
That one was shenanigans
>>54094083
I've got you
>>54094120
If you're ready right now we can do it
>>54094177
>Some people are meant to be nothing but failures.
>posts generic anime character he probably wanks it too
The irony is palpable.
>>54093523
Snuggling is the best desu
its over
CIA, WHERE AAAAAAAAARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU
>>54093857
Got a little jelly in your belly
>brady fags
>>54094330
it's only just begun desu
Pizzas for days
Welp now everyone here is going to be pissed as fuck...
play some AoE 2 ya nerds
>>54094528
at work desu
>>54083540
S O S H R E W D
Lads I need to write a paper but I don't have word and my Microsoft account keeps fucking around so I can't download it. What do?
>tfw too nervous to play AoE2 against anyone except bots because I have no doubt in my mind that I will lose embarassingly
>>54094583
Just write it on google drive
FUCK
>>54094607
dork
>>54094583
Write it in a google doc
>>54094607
People is generally dumb and easy to pwn, that's what playing online taught me
>>54094245
Sorry won't be back getting food stuffs
>>54094607
we're just playing against bots, your welcome to join
>>54094583
Libreoffice works most of the time.
>pats
>>54094676
>>54094687
Sounds comfy, but my computer is in the shop and I probably won't be getting it for another 2 weeks rip me
>>54091882
>tfw too poorfag for fastfood
>thinfag against my will
I'm stuck with sunflower seeds and tap water but if I had the excess money I'd have Whataburger everyday tbqh senpai
cooking sux
>>54094621
>>54094656
I need to get the outline off a word file though
CIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Mfw the pats lost
Today is a good day
>>54094817
Where did you originally get the outline from?
>>54094807
Cooking, cleaning, working, and just doing other normal mundane shit always sucks at first but you learn to eat things that dont taste like nothing/shit and it becomes worth it.
>>54094837
>watching Apeball
>>54094807
How do you achieve being poor in the US?
>>54094870
blackboard
>>54094837
>>54094768
It isn't funny guys, everyone in Boston is going to be pissed off as fuck, I'm afraid my professors will grade my work more harshly now
>>54094837
>tfw my govt professor raised us a bet
>if the patriots lose then we get 40 extra credit points on our first exam
>if they win we don't get any extra credit for the entire semester
>we backed out of the bet
>>54094896
live in California and make under 40k a year
>>54094837
Why? Are you excited to see peyton get raped to death in another blowout Superbowl?
>>54094907
Can you go to a library and print it?
>>54094937
>unironically believing gronkbaby a.k.a Tom Brady is good
Daily reminder that the Denver Broncos are going to win the superb owl L.
>>54094938
Even dimwitted illegal immigrants are able to do that, mi no understando
>>54094896
By opting out of not being a wagecuck.
Poor for American standards anyway. Unlike Mexico I can afford AC and tap water that won't make me shit my intestines out.
>>54094967
>being this buttblasted
Pats fans on pooicide watch
this is why you shouldnt get botox
>>54095039
maybe with multiple family members working. Ive seen neighborhoods where they live and its pretty low class housing
>>54095052
*pardon the double negative
>>54095052
Poor people here can afford fast food instead of feeding on seeds lel also the tap water meme is amusing
>>54095039
>Even dimwitted illegal immigrants are able to do that
What? In what world?
>>54094984
the essay + outline need to be submitted electronically
>>54095185
do you use TurnitIn too?
>>54095171
Shelteredspicland
>>54095112
Probably because theybsend most of the money back to mexico and they only need a cheap place to get some sleep, idk maybe
>>54095171
Most of them work 2 shifts a day, 40k is pretty standard as they're hardworking unlike the white/nigger/chicano gimme dats
>>54095213
no, you just put it in a designated submitting drive on the school's computers. It's due at 8:30 tomorrow though, so I need to do it tonight
>patriots lose
>intel no longer focusing on desktop CPUs
>GPU progress is coming to a halt while there is still not single GPU that can run 4k well
>AMD is on the brink of going out of business
>just watched my father slowly die in the hospital for 6 months
>my brother is moving across the country
Genuinely want something big to happen so I have something to live for. Like WW3 or a nuclear war, I'm so sick of everything being shit in this world
>>54095168
>Mexican "fast" "food"
>>54095474
>patsfags on suicide watch
Feels good man
ginger beer is good
>>54094932
I hope they fail you and every other foreigner at MIT and Harvard
>>54095474
>AMD is on the brink of going out of business
wut?
>>54095642
>jets
>>54095642
Your team went all in this year and didn't make it to the playoffs. At least I could cheer for my team for the last 3 weeks while all you could do is hope my team lost, like the loser you are.
>>54095674
Yep
Fuck Boston and fuck you too nigger
>>54095654
Root beer is better
>>54095591
Really?
I assure you it's far better than deep fried butter compa
>>54095657
B-but i'm white ;_;
>>54095654
I remember I got one instead of a ginger ale at a restaurant. I was a little displeased at first but now it's one of my favourite soft drinks.
>Watching any other sport other than the World cup finals
>>54095701
>went all in this year
Literally just prepared for the future m8, this team was projected to be absolute dog shit this year
>>54095666
>losing 660,000,000 on a 4 billion dollar investment
There is very little chance they don't completely collapse or require some form of a bailout
>>54095654
>>54095734
>not having the best beer: beer beer
>>54095810
Qatar is still 2 years away and it hasnt even been a year since the waifu WC
>>54095474
you got 4 ring out of bradys run so it isn't all bad for you
>>54095834
>heavily invested in to people on the team
>huge pieces going into free agencies
>jets likely won't be able to afford most of them
>revis rapid decline over the last year
>cromartie declining even faster
Jests are now in the worst shape in the entire division you retard, patriots don't have a single person on their roster making over $10 mil next season with a huge free agency coming up this year with people like muhhamed wilkerson being free agents.
>>54095734
remember trying to order a root beer at a McDonald's in London and they told me they don't serve alcohol
>>54095874
I don't drink though
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>54095810
champion's league are very good, too. maybe better
>>54095901
I just wanted revenge for the last year straight of people talking about air pressure.
The dynasty could end after that for all I care, I just wanted that jew faggot who ruined sports media to be embarrassed.
But no all we get is refball and niggers, everything in the world is bad and I hate it
>>54095947
not enough banter
>>54095913
>I don't drink though
>>54095916
I saw that on twitter too
test
>>54096079
wew lad, had to google where that was
>>54096116
Kek, I did the same
>just saw the cuckold meme on reddit
>people still using the flag extension
even the internet is shit
when will north korea nuke the internet and cause WW3
i just want it all to end
even aliens making us all slaves would be better than this reality
>>54095908
Wilkerson is being franchise tagged bud
>>54096174
>implying you can afford that
>>54096158
when they stop being commies
>>54096158
>people still using the flag extention
>implying states arent more important
>ever going to reddit
>>54095913
Huh.
I guess limeys prefer alcoholic root beer
>>54096247
People use it as a form of tripfagging
you can choose what flag you post as, it adds absolutely nothing to anything you fucking retard
>>54096158
I like the flag extension except that it gives me less anonymity but its interesting to talk to people about their local culture and such
>>54096276
don't think it's as popular over there and/or they call it sarsaparilla
>mexican neighbors
>drains are always getting clogged because they dump rice and probably severed heads down the drain fucking daily like literal retards
>white people replace them
>no drain issues for a year
>asian people replace them
>drain issues every week again
why are non-whites so fucking retarded? Why do they even exist?
>>54096116
I literally just got this added. I don't think anyone knows where it is.
who /beanieweenies/ here
>>54096336
Your cognitive filter amazes me
>>54096339
Kansas... its their capital
>>54096301
We have no local culture here. Just your typical suburban sprawl of a town. It is nothing like how Kansas is stereotyped to be though.
>>54096430
Yes because judging things based on experience is horrible, I should judge them in a way that doesn't hurt anybodies feelings and pretends that races aren't physically and mentally different from one another
>>54096339
I'm just making sure the flags I got added work. I'm actually from Olathe.
>>54096454
not Topeka, the Olathe guy
>>54096461
Noice.
Have you played LISA?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZuI3ZkCHfs
People I hate in order:
1.Feminists (specifically third wave or modern feminists)
2.People from Colorado
3.ISIS
4.Swedish posters
5.You
Family I'm usually a pretty nice guy but you better expect me to be spitting nothing but negative vibes for the next week at least.
>>54096598
I haven't. What is it?
>>54096417
never had them
>>54096652
>Columbiner
>>54096486
You yourself are the proofnth invalidates your claim, though i doubt you can notice with a 2 digits IQ
>>54096510
I was just testing the flag to make sure it worked.
>>54096653
Silly RPG. It takes place in Olathe.
>>54096486
Rude desu senpai
>>54096693
I'm not from Colorado I don't randomly shoot up children like them.
>>54096653
Its pretty good
>>54096652
fuck off LMM
>>54096713
Whoa. I didn't know people knew Olathe existed.
>>54096696
Sure thing paco
>>54096725
I'm sure you're not a complete retard, just almost every mexican I've ever encountered in my life.
That being said I lived in chicago for 10 years and the population was at least half mexicans, my first girl friend was a mexican and my best friends were mexicans, I've spent a significant time in their households and embracing their "culture" (even when it meant spending 4 hours watching soccer trying not to fall asleep).
Most are thieving idiots
>>54096696
>proof that
Damn touch screen
>>54096652
>>54096776
>literal retard saying im his made up retard friend
just kill yourself you waste of bandwidth
>>54096856
Thanks Jamal, why don't you go post about it on twitter
>cards
>>54095810
divegrass is actually such a fucking boring spectator sport
>>54096828
Nice rebuttal Jacinto Stevens
>>54096881
you're the only person who gets this upset about the swede. You think taking off your trip makes you a mystery, but everyone can recognize your posting style
>>54096905
gonna be a really hard game to watch
This is so retarded
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3414789/I-got-hit-love-bug-America-s-syndrome-restaurant-owner-close-closer-girlfriend-meeting-special-needs-forum.html
>>54096934
Yeah your barely coherent post truly deserved a masterful rebuttal you fucking clod.
>>54096955
>you're the only person who gets this upset about the swede.
You base that off literally nothing but paranoia you fucking troglodyte. Like do you genuinely think you know who ever single poster is in each individual post on this anonymous imageboard?
Are you truly that fucking stupid? Are you a schizo?
>>54097015
Thats not paranoia, you simpleton, thats basic logic
>>54096955
Lots of people hate the Swede
>>54097015
You can do it honey
>>54097101
lots of people being you, LMM, and whatever proxy of the day CIA has
>>54097065
Alright show your work if it's 'logic'.
Show a shred of objective evidence that there is only 1 poster on all of 4chan who hates the swedish poster.
>>54097102
Just stop replying to me, I honestly don't care about your existence you pathetic namefag attention whore. People like you substitute a name for personality because you have neither in real life.
Just end yourself and do yourself a favor.
>>54097145
that was easy
>>54097101
Isn't the swede a dyke?
Or we have more?
>>54097145
Bby don't hurt me
>>54097160
Pretty sure that proves my point that there's more than one person on this board who hates the swede.
You should give yourself a trip lad, you look like you could use one
Plus I'm a big fan of your work and i want to easily look for your posts
I hate every person on this site
>>54097174
We have a few swedes but I think he is talking about the dyke
>>54097189
not really, since you were making like 3 different threads everytime she posted in one thread
but Im done arguing with you, since you're jsut being an idiot
>>54097251
>I said it so it's objective evidence.
You're right about one thing, you are done arguing with me because you never had a solid argument to begin with.
>>54097220
rude
>>54097286
thats exactly what you've been doing. Your "argument" has just been calling me paranoid
>>54097220
love you too
/cum/ - love and friendship
>>54097220
I too hate you but you're the only bearable human contact I can have without spilling spaghetti or going nuclear, keep hating on me please.
>>54097121
I do too, so that's at least four people I suppose. Kind of hate the white knighting for her where the only people that can dislike her are lmm and cia. She's a right cunt so it's fair enough that other people dislike her.
>>54097340
You saying I like dudes?
>>54097220
You seem like a good lad
>>54097325
Because there is literally no way for me to prove, over the internet that I'm not some random make believe boogy man, yet there would be a thousand ways to prove that there is only one person who posts here that hates the swede.
You're a joke, your life is a joke, and the worst part is it's not even a funny joke, it's just fucking tragic.
>>54097397
other than all the archival posts showing him complaining about her
>>54097453
So your "proof" is that one guy hates the swede so literally anybody who posts that they don't like the swede is objectively that one guy?
I'm legitimately surprised there are people are stupid as you are on this planet. Not even being an ass here, I'm actually shocked.
I think everyone here would be a lot nicer if they had a gf
>>54097397
>literally being this autistic
>>54097453
Nobody cares about your circlejerk, bud
stop replying
>>54097531
he says this everytime she's brought up
It's kind of annoying because when she was being a snarky cunt to me and I responded like an ass he got all up on my shit calling me LMM. It's fucking pathetic.