Vocaroo Bread
Singing, reading, memeing, have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tgx0Uj0QjQ
underage b&
>>54056258
I'm older than I sound
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pHfHP0ocok
>>54056013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nEJtVu6WLS
rate my english accent/voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18aWWFkw2G7
Post Slavic languages
>>54056657
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18aWWFkw2G7
Well your pronunciation is clear, I can understand you just fine but you have a pretty heavy accent. There's nothing wrong with an accent, though.
8/10
>>54056657
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18aWWFkw2G7
you sound like a Microsoft voice
>>54056731
> There's nothing wrong with an accent
>>54056771
Since everyone has one, sure.
>>54056789
That's obviously not what I meant m8. In that case it wouldn't make sense to say "a heavy accent", since everyone has one.
>>54056853
Well it's subjective I'll admit but if everyone has an accent when speaking English then of course there will be a grading of how "heavy" an accent is according to the person listening.
For me the "clearest" would be British RP or American mid west so taking the Greek lads vocaroo as a comparison, for me, it was still far heavier than say someone from my neck of the woods saying it. Again this is subjective.
Don't get frosty bro, it's 10 am and I'm enjoying the first sun in 10 days
is this dead
>>54057201
No, just sleeping
I will read some Spanish if you post some
>>54057002
nige u kunt where've u been
>>54057253
postuj tekst?
>>54057253
Here and there, why?
>>54057276
Po zmianie regulaminu pracownicy ZTM ani Straż Miejska nie będą mogli wyprosić bezdomnego z pojazdów komunikacji publicznej. Chyba, że osoba taka zacznie stwarzać zagrożenie dla bezpieczeństwa pozostałych pasażerów. Radni usuwają kontrowersyjny przepis o wyrzucaniu ludzi "budzących odrazę".
>>54057294
coz I got meself a bout of longing for ure inbred voice mlad
>>54057300
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBC6GXxOi9
Requesting German
>>54057226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uEpekHKoTb
>>54057374
breddy much perfect, work on fluency
there's a hint of anglo in your cz and ż
>>54057503
>>54057503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTlPtTxDbG
>>54057411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CMcUNGapZU
>>54057503
Thanks m8
It's hard for me to hear the difference between cz, sz, rz, and the similar English sounds, but I'll look out for it. I have Polish TV now, maybe that will help.
>>54057608
>>54057608
nigga what are you even saying
An English guy who read kyari pamu pamu's lyrics last week is here now?? He was so funny
>>54057619
>>54057632
>>54057660
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hX9PbYlh3K
>>54057712
co ty usiłujesz zakomunikować mój biały przyjacielu
>>54057712
Are you one of the famous "refugees" /int/ speaks of?
>>54057742
>>54057743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bgS6Srx5gy
>>54057840
>"What means all this?"
t. Marcus Aurelius
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m2d7prDm2I
^_^
post your exclamations\interjections\curses
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DHNSBkPMDq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ocyPuB0EWV
benis
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mvAnMLiGqV
Τα δυό σου χέρια μια ανάσα, σαν δροσερή, χαραυγή
kανέλα ζάχαρη kαι μέντα kαι γλυkό φιλί
Άνθισε στην αυλή μου γαρδένια, φούλι kαι γιασεμί,
με άρωμα από Ελλάδα kαι Ανατολή
Εμείς οι δυό kαρδούλα μου είμαστε ταιριαστοί,
με άρωμα απο Ελλάδα, Βαλkάνια, Δύση kαι Ανατολή.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MKQoUn5tOU
Give me a sentence, I'll read it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PhTxCBrFHK
>>54060295
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
>>54060627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03EBbvGaxK5
>>54060867
Sounds Scottish.
Egyszer úgyis elkaplak benneteket töpörödött törpördögök
>>54060295
Can you sing this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISFXmukrQO4
I think this song is a folk one, Billy Ze Kick didn't make it.
>>54061161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1soIbvGWy2T
>>54061161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u2btsuvUhM
El Frente Renovador es el Partido Nacional, de derecha. El PRO es el Partido Socialdemócrata, de izquierda. El FR representa a las clases sociales con las que me identifico, latinoamericanas y tercermundistas. El PRO representa a las clases sociales europeas con las que no me identifico.
>>54061904
THEY DO NOT STOP ATTACKING AND DEFAMING.-
>>54059428
Pretty good
Tα δυο σου μάτια σαν kοιτάζω, ο ουρανός με τη Γη,
γαλάζιο φως kαι kεχριμπάρι, ρίγανη kαι kρασί
Άνθισε στην αυλή μου γαρδένια, φούλι kαι γιασεμί,
με άρωμα από Ελλάδα kαι Ανατολή.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MlWU7sWAsa
>>54062281
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07hfwJf7ePY
>>54060627
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAkshrmSkU
>>54062578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UIQimwbl9O
>>54063324
Πολύ kαλή προφορά is all I got out of it.
>>54063439
Έχεις έρθει ποτέ Ελλάδα;
Have you ever been to Greece?
Can somebody read this copypasta (pic related) please?
And btw I'm really sorry but I won't rate your readings like the previous times because I really suck at rating. I only want to listen to other people read funny copypastas. I'll let others rate your readings if that doesn't bother you.
Thanks in advance for those who take the time to read this copypasta!
>>54063690
Only as a kid a couple of times.
give me something to say in a British accent
>>54063799
bumping for vocaroos of my copypasta and saving this thread at the same time
>>54069828
>>54063799
Here
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZZhQ2EVoi9
>>54063799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VErOK7Vr85
>>54073103
LONDON
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D
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>>54073310
certainly not a london accent, she's from up north
>>54073396
That's a pls be in London, aka would rek
gib something to say pl0x
>>54059428
good taste anon. qt voice too
>>54056460
what the fuck man
>>54056460
>le 'x be like...' meme
yup, definitely underage
>>54076663
>>54073310
best thread
>>54077132
>girl responded to me
marry me bby, you dont even have to get baptised
>>54077266
only if you want to get invaded boi
>>54063799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dNMlkWOMnw
>>54077359
Nice voice
>>54077266
ok I shall
I am Welsh. I come from one of the red regions and grew up in a small farming community and it was basically like growing up in Moldova or Romania.
I lost my virginity to a girl who was my 3rd cousin and became a joke in the village for NOT being incestuous. I used to get picked on in my school of 30 by kids giving me a toy baby with extra ears glued on then the kids would snatch it away, remove the extra ears and tell me 'this is more like your child'. I know it was just 'bants' but people were actually proud to be inbred.
>>54077332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11XkUPSFasU
>>54077612
just gimme a call
>>54077735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qdUPnQBUk0
It cut in the middle of inbred :(
>>54076750
That was the "joke", though
I'm 26
>>54078256
I'm 20 :-D
>>54077735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iK2xkmGX7f
>>54072296
>>54073103
>>54077359
thank you guys for reading my copypasta, I laughed quite hard, thank you
>>54063799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DvFrRhSaRe
>>54084203
where is ur tick russian accent faget?
>>54084546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MPNMcYAZc4
like this?
>>54084785
naw thats better
>>54084899
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IRwYgWoB1J howdy
>>54085624
wena Ano
>>54085696
I'm not ano
>>54088697
Rate >>54078023 I guess
Brought to you by the brazilian guy that suggested me the audacity at the previous thread. Thanks f a m.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HB1sqkK4PL
who /whistle/ here?
>>54088892
>>54078023
English hard for you? Should try speaking slower if that's the case.
>>54077735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02NVA5Ytzac
>>54091309
>English hard for you?
Nah, I've got the CAE. Rating is common here. Mistakes and shit
>>54091950
I know of the rating, it just sounded like you struggled to get some words out.
>>54077735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NmgTLY4GBH
>>54089217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PnfiQydWMl
>>54061904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b5KnvBSTXO
>>54079462
American accent?
>>54059075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0iW-mJZhM4
>>54092172
I was correcting myself senpai
>>54093299
i spent a good portion of my childhood living in toronto. i live in surrey now, my accent's fukked
>>54093589
Ah alright. I had it on in the background so I would have just taken it that way.
>>54093732
Why did you move here?
>>54093787
i literally came here as a tourist, figured i'd spend a month or so exploring the old country and then fuck off back to whence i came from. but then i got offered a job and decided you know what, fuck it, i'll give it a shot. That was 9 years ago
>>54094493
>That was 9 years ago
And you never fucking thought to leave poxy fuckin' Surrey?
>>54094776
i should have clarified that i've mostly lived in London, i only moved out here last year. sure, it's a parochial dump, but the rent is cheaper and i don't give a shit about living in the city anymore. JUST
Hour and a half later the car's finally dug out.
Hate snow. Hate winter. Hate this "El Niño" faggot. If I didn't have to go to work, I'd just clear around the mailbox and stay inside until winter.
>>54060627
give me something in russian
