Tell me about alcohol.
today I'm 20 yo
It makes people stupid and annoying.
t. Drunk roomate
It tastes like shit but if you drink enough of it you feel funny.
>>54055172
dont drink alone
t. alcoholic
Don't sleep on your back.
You just turned 20 and you haven't gone out to discover alcohol for yourself? NOMU BAKA
anything above 5% taste like crap
I'd rather just drink fanta
Well I'm 30 and I'm an alcoholic, you think it will never happen to you but it does.
>>54055172
Don't buy alcohol at the combini, it tastes like piss no matter what you take and is for pussies as they tend only to have the weak stuff.
Beer is okay sometimes but I don't really like alcohol.
>>54055390
Do they have stores in Japan where only beer and liquor are sold?
>>54055172
Drank my first Schnaps, a small bottle of 58% Ratzeputz, three hours ago. 6am, or so.
On to a great sunday, I suppose.
Makes you stupid, annoying, rude, and fat.
The novelty of drinking wears off like a week after your legal drinking birthday.
If you act like an asshole or do something stupid while drunk, being drunk is not an excuse and nobody will tolerate it.
>>54055172
the thing that makes you drunk gets broken up by body mass, if you want to develop more tolerance start working out
>>54055420
I've seen some, it had some good stuff in it, but compared to the US/Europe, there's almost none.
>>54055239
Can I drink with my cat?
>>54056608
Why not? I drink with my waifu every night
>>54055269
t. Lightweight
>>54055269
>What is cider
alcohol is for pussies
It solves all of you problems short term and makes everything worse long term.
Fortunately you can deal with this by drinking more.
Alcohol is a God's gift to mankind
19 yo, been alcoholic for 3 years, regret nothing.
>>54055269
Pic related: anon's favourite beer.
Funfact sidenote: Speights, Steinlager, Mac's, Emerson's, Canterbury Draft, and Lion are owned by Mitsubishi. They also happen to own the Australian brand 'Emu Brewery'.
>>54055172
Surely, you have had alcohol before?
Well okay, let me write a bit about alcohol.
Beer is piss. Don't drink that.
Wine is better.
The holy three are vodka, whiskey and rum. You will probably want to mix them with non-alcoholic drinks (cola, juice,...) Another great drink for mixing is gin (with tonic).
The best category is homemade liquor (what Americans call schnapps). That's where creative people can really go all out, since you can make it with any fruit or even nuts.
Oh, and let's not forget about Jägermeister, one of the best drinks in the world.
1. Distilled alcohol (wisky, cognac, rum, etc) - expensive, fancy-looking, gives you headache because contains tons of harmful substances especially when casked for a long time. Tastes like shit.
2. Vodka - cheap, gives you less headache (the purest alcohol). Tastes like shit.
3. Liquors - weird stuff, imagine sweet fruits with strong bitter unpleasant taste.
4. Wine - the only bearable thing in the list. Still bad for your health like any alcohol, gives you headache like any alcohol if you drink too much. Moderate consumption can (maybe) be enjoyable if you find types you can drink without the need to puke.
Whatever I missed is shit too.
Ah, yes, beer. Tastes and smells like a mix of shit and piss and I mean literally.
>>54055390
another english """teacher""". fuck off faggot.
>>54056704
Your pillow must smell like shit
>>54057338
Va te faire foute. :^)
>>54055172
Don't believe what they tell you about beer. Gotta know how to choose it, but it's one of the few drinks you can drink for their taste rather than just for getting drunk. And yeah, it makes you urinate farther than you can see.
>>54057466
>one of the few drinks you can drink for their taste
>liking the taste of piss
If yo want taste, drink šnops.
>>54057542
>comparing the taste of beer and piss
Fine, I'll believe you. I mean, I haven't tasted both, guess I'll have to rely on your experience.
>>54055269
Did you inbred sheep-fuckers ever taste any real drinks?
I've had 60% alcohol content plume moonshine and it was amazing, especially when boiled and served with some cinnamon.
>>54055172
Don't get carried away with it. I'm a former alcoholic and the withdrawal was the single most miserable experience of my whole life.
>>54057606
They both have a similar smell so I presume they have a similar taste.
Hey, I'm not the one drinking piss :^)
>>54055172
smirnoff and vodka in general is nice
beer is overly gassy, dont drink after eating too much, you will vomit
sake's good too
Don't tell a Japanese to drink 40+volt spirits you monsters, he'll fucking die.
>>54058338
Maybe it was our plan all along.
Beer is the only thing you should drink, 5-8vol%. Stay away from wine because even if you only drink 1 glass it will give you a hangover even Satan would hate. Begin with lager beer, delicious if it's hot outside and you're really thirsty.
Ipa/ale is also good but begin with lager. Stay away from everything else. Vodka, whisky, wine, rum etc. fuck that shit.
>>54055172
I had to go to the hospital because I was mixing vodka and gatorade
I like drinking vodka with Russian way
beer tastes like shit, only wine is good
>>54057677
>especially when boiled
That gets rid of the alcohol, dummy
>>54057677
>60%
>boiled
>>54059074
That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
>>54059104
Depends how long you boil it for.
The only type of alcohol worth a shit is beer
Wine is for women. Spirits are for alcos.
Worlds oldest beverage.
Health benefits.
Good for either a tipple or a piss up.
Ice cold.
It's perfect.
It's the closest thing to perfection on this impure earth.
>>54059578
Bro ur totally an alcoholic
>>54059578
>Wine is for women
>>54059578
>Wine is for women. Spirits are for alcos.
Literally every beer drinker's arguments. It's not manly to drink piss because you can't handle a bit of bitter taste. When it burns in your mouth you know it's a good drink.
>>54056896
Amen
