Migrants O U T edition
crayon pop
maisie
o
o
ANNA
>>54033856
would literally eat her ass and let her shit in my mouth
ken fuckin baw bags chattin pish haw ken dinnae ken wen aw b hame for dinner haw aye way wind yer neck in ya bampots pure steesher hangin oot ma arse i swear tae fuck haw u gettin wide wi me big yin dont be gettin bold i swear hahahahaha
>>54033883
>ass
JOY
Got a happy ending massage in thailand.
Considering getting a prozzy next time I go back but scared desu
doing a vodka and coke
how was is built lads?
>>54033935
Nova Scotia? How you been lad
>"I am not gay, I just want to fuck a guy"
http://attitude.co.uk/new-app-allows-straight-men-to-hook-up-with-each-other/
How do they make this make sense in their heads?
>>54033987
Black people I'd wager. Just like most historic things.
>>54034004
Did a drink last night, worked on a meme track, did an assignment with the qt lab partner today
Planning to drink again and work on the track some more tonight
>>54033928
posted to Scottish twitter, wonder how many like I can get XD
porridge wogs
Facebook messaged that grill I went on a date with last night.
She's "seen" the message within like 4 seconds of me sending it.
Blimey lads I can't keep this up, can't we stay at 1 message a day forever
>>54033975
>That's why you text, lad
Why text? Then you have to reply even faster because it's more immediate. Facebook you can pretend you aren't online or something (which I'm not desu, just use the android app)
>>54033965
no it doesnt the other girls laugh about you being a towel and call you derisive things like sweet or a babe
t. girl
>>54033987
machinery
>>54033987
Ayylium space landing pad 2bh
>>54034064
>porridge wogs
10/10
>"black people taught whites how to be civilised"
>black cultures are the least civilised on earth
>>54034007
Just an easy way of filtering out camp lads.
>>54034054
Good lad. went out last night but taking it easy tonight. Need to drink less as I'm finishing my MBA in a few months and need to find a job and take care of myself better.
>>54034048
WE WUZ KINGS
>>54033976
you mwi?
oh my god I just spent £75 on an AMD APU without doing my fucking research and realising that there's a better one available for £65
holy fuck I should just KILL MYSELF now
Poleaboo has been cumming on his bedsheets ever since he got home and doesnt want to wash them
>>54034209
Cancel it and get the other retard
Kyary
>tfw been drinking since 12 o'clock
>>54034209
House fire.jpg
>>54033789
me on the bottom right
wait weren't the rapists arab?
>>54034092
Girls are like redditors.
They form their opinions based on what other people think of stuff.
Their opinion on whether a guy is desirable is based on whether he has a gf or other girls want him.
They'll ignore you until you get a gf or lots of female friends then they're suddenly all over you.
>>54034261
north african i think
that picture on the bottom has been around for ages
>>54034271
Are boys 4chan: the gender?
making a mistake
>>54034235
good to know
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JQNC2jYgzr
>>54034311
correcting your mistake
>>54034253
I've just started. What you been drinking la
>>54034073
Wait lads, false alarm.
It was only "delivered", not "seen".
I didn't realise these normie messaging apps had so many cryptic layers of shit.
blank o, blank o with tick, coloured o with tick,
then wtf is seen?
>>54033789
lads why is Köln called Cologne as well?????? mysteryous
>>54033987
Druidic magic
Severe lack of annie may to be fair (tbf)
>>54034271
what are your credentials?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tlQTmEeJw6
>>54034335
Heineken.
>>54034360
hes had a lot of time to himself working out why girls dont like him alone in his bedroom
>>54034305
4chan is just as bad at >>54034271 desu
>>54034048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dysp2nZ19as
>>54034331
what gave you the assumption that we wanted to hear your inane laughing?
>>54034305
Now you're getting it.
Boys are 4chan
Form their own opinions, often autistic and single minded, little social considerations or graces, arrogantly think they're superior and special and totally different to everyone else.
>>54034383
Nice one la
Poleaboo fucking hates you all and he's ready to blow
Doing a being right wing
>>54034341
Anime.
>>54034395
It's not because 4chan is anonymous so you don't have to maintain a persona
>>54033789
can't even banter about this lads, just makes me sad
hmm. Some good exercise tips here lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1dOLj6jiXw
Poleaboo fucking hates you all and he's ready to blow his dad
>>54034337
>>54034337
French
>>54034394
t. failed normie on 4chan on a saturday night
got invited out by a qt girl that im friends with.
shes not into me but her friends might be. still not going to go as I have to get up early.
ruining my limited chances of finding a gf
>>54034429
tell him to relax
lmao
>>54034084
Is "cute" derisive? It always think it seems very patronising and demeaning when girls say it.
need a naughty bassline in my life
>>54034341
Stopped watching anime once I realised it was a waste of time desu
>>54034455
Dirty paki haha
>>54034271
You sound like a virgin mate.
>virgins giving advice on girls
hilarious
>>54034447
>leftie bitches getting btfo
kek
>>54034458
where are u getting the "failed" from
>>54034475
it means harmless unless he's also popular
>>54034472
>Polish flag
For what purpose
people not fom Ull or Humberside OUT
Islam is a religion of peace. Prove me wrong.
>>54034524
>I'm not ISIS
I'm CIA
should I purchase lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KVh6TKIwyU
>>54034463
Can't relax, only way to end it, is to end it
Make sure they know the true story, how I was forced into this
>>54034398
we wuz kings
H U L L
U
L
L
>>54034447
It's interesting how non-liberals care more about their country and culture and people and the liberals care more about how they and their country look to others
>we must protect our people and culture
As opposed to
>we must show everyone how tolerant we are! We must be diverse!
>>54034447
they were warned
plenty of people told them what would happen
they could've listened
they chose not to
they made their bed now they will lay in it
Thinking about a Civic VTEC Sport as my first car lads
Insurance is fairly cheap
STOCKHOLM Refugee kicks & spits on a mother in front of her kids after she stops him from stealing.
https://youtu.be/9wnO-GTx22Q
>>54034563
>early access
no
>>54034398
>>54034566
Skip to about 5mins where they show a pic of mozart edited with blackface and claim its the original artwork
want to put my peen in a girls big juicy bum
>he believes in fictional characters that are spammed in /brit/
Reminder that East Riding is the best county in the UK and Hull is the best city. All other counties and cities are nothing compared to their majesty.
yeri tBH
>>54034583
Why does Hull have a river of shit?
>>54034612
what's maga 16?
>>54034584
so liberals have no self esteem?
>tfw one of my best mates has come out as a tranny
what do lads
>>54034408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g9rIp10caC
>>54034441
Anime.
>>54034494
I've been watching less and less for about a year now but it's a hobby I enjoy too much to stop, I reckon I watch a series every 3 or 4 weeks or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7doq5HouVQ
Wish I was dead sometimes.
Haha jk lads.
Wish I was dead all the time.
>>54034531
back in the day there were a world trade centre in new york city. now it's summat else, another world trade centre. conspiracy? no. it was down to sharif and khalid from the chicken shop, ask them, go on do it
Poleaboo wants to put his pole in a pole
>>54034612
Is that meant to be a vagina frothing with excitement or leaking semen?
>>54034645
I hope global warming doesn't ruin Spurn Point lad
>>54034635
yeah I just saw it haha
>>54034664
Shagaluf
>>54034658
its very silty but surprisingly clean, you get salmon in it occasionally
>>54034645
West Yorkshire is best lad
>>54034620
How do i get a Jap gf? are they all race traitors who go for Gaijin?
poleaboo actually in here? i wanted to have a skype with him desu
>>54034209
what one lad?
post some good deep house.
nothing cheesy or ladish please
absolute top quality lad here AMA
>>54034658
All of that will be Wind Turbines soon. Hull economic superhouse SOON
>>54034664
Ladaluf 2k + 16
>>54034676
I dunno mate, can you recommend some anime.
I often get to the end of a series and think 'that really wasn't worth the 8 hours or so of watching'.
>>54034675
gah! idiot!
*shakes head disapprovingly*
>>54034715
its probably north tbf
They had no intention of going out with him, that was fucking harsh
>I'm well travelled and well off enough to buy classic cars
Bitches are retarded
>>54034645
>>54034715
>Actually being divided by perfidious southerners
listen you northern hull tramps, no one gives a shit about your hicktown. fuck off to reddit you twats.
sincerely,
-/brit/
>>54034711
Sweet, if I am ever homeless I'll live beside Hull river with a fishing rod and eat like a King.
>>54034658
It is clay, Hull and East Riding generally are situated on a clay deposit from the last ice age.
t. I listened in Geography class in school
>>54034676
Anime
>>54034692
To be fair it disappears every few hundred years and then reforms. It is caused by two currents meeting.
>>54034715
Isn't that Pakiland?
>>54034720
what's your skype?
I'll get him to Skype you in a sec
Me on the left
Ed Balls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZytS3dcBm6
>>54034726
https://youtu.be/yqLLDZvbG-U
>>54034687
you choose
>>54034673
same thing happned to me, lad. I sort of cut contact with him tho so i ain't the best font of advice.
>>54034757
What type of chinese cartoons are you looking for m8?
>>54034794
Anime.
>>54034815
I'D JUST LIKE TO INTERJECT FOR A MOMENT
>>54034794
Rorke
>>54034815
Did you install it?
>>54034825
Reddit: the meme
>>54034783
t. Southern Fairy
>>54034834
>Jimmy Saville
TRIGGERED!!!
>>54034815
if I may interject for a moment
Poleaboo is a gay twat
>>54034849
disgusting
didn't know british people were such licentious degenerates.
>>54034726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5LH3aSNHmk
>>54034675
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JQNC2jYgzr
>>54034858
t. Paki
ordinaryyorkshirelad.jpg
>>54034849
I'm so lonely :/
MOTD running order: CP/Tot, WHU/ManC, Lei/Sto, ManU/Sou, Nor/Liv, Wat/New, SunBou, WBA/AV. It's an absolute classic! @BBCOne 10.25
remember hastings direct lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2TjA_hKsps
Poleaboo is a sex offender. DOnt listen to him deny it
>>54034834
>2005
BANTER
going to watch a movie
My name is ross
>>54034912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gShv0UASEt
>>54034931
0800 00 1066
Lads, do you think there's a correlation between between creativity and desire to commit atrocious acts of violence? (asking for a friend)
>>54034970
same desu
>>54034917
I'm actually Bangladeshi retard
>>54034966
>movie
fuck off yank
>lad I know is really nice to me when I'm with him but really horrible when I'm not
What's this about? I'm 5'6 so it's not like he's scared of me. I try to avoid him a bit but he'll actively come over and start chatting with me if we're at a party or whatever, but then he'll chat absolute shit to me over xbox or group chat or whatever like he hates me.
>>54034834
I counted at least four suspected sex offenders in that video
What the fuck is wrong with Britain?
>>54034966
Neck yourself nonce
>>54034931
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uMCXOUwsLj
>>54035003
Bangladeshis are just eastern Pakis.
>>54034849
me in the glasses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opYbkZPi5kc
Haha the man said the bad word
i'm the realest nigga in this thread AMA
>>54034398
"The only two noteworthy things to come out of austria was Arnold Schwarzenegger and Hitler"
Holy shit i want to punch that nigger in the face
>>54033789
>mfw going to apply for an MBA in England and probably stay there forever
>mfw British men will work to me
>>54034854
>>54034864
>>54034887
How come you all responded with that meme?
>>54034996
I'd argue the opposite, if Shitler's paintings were anything to go by
>>54035058
Work for you, not to you.
They might report to you
>like a grils photo
>instant feelings of anxiety
the fuck is wrong with me
>there are people in this thread who have never been to Shagaluf
FOANT
>>54035012
>innocent
>legs apart like that
they know what they're doing
>I'm a student
literally translated as
>I voluntarily put myself £30,000 in debt for a piece of paper which says I can do thing
"Hi m8, where's the tomato sauce?" me, to you when you're stacking shelves at asda
>>54035026
what did you think "banter with the boys" meant lad?
>>54035058
>work to me
>>54035058
I'll work to your mum m8
top lad
>>54035058
are you white?
Poleaboos dad just called him a paki cunt
>>54035101
t. guy who can't find tomato sauce in asda
Bit bummed that everyone is telling me going to london will be a terrible experience.
Have 2 weeks off and was planning on doing a few days in london then flying cheaply to amsterdam for a few days then another city.
Am just a massive britboo desu and quite like the banter and staying in london feels like the easiest way to meet people
>>54035101
>shopping at ASDA
must've failed at life lmao
>>54034986
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JQNC2jYgzr
>>54034927
>MOTD running order: CP/Tot, WHU/ManC, Lei/Sto, ManU/Sou, Nor/Liv,
But the Nor/Liv game had fucking 9 goals.
How much more interesting can the others be
>>54035134
he's a girl btw
really wish I could go to the club lads
too bad I live in a small town
>>54035134
is that miles from deep space 9?
wew
only been online an hour
Reading a book
>>54034095
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>54035101
>not calling it red sauce
Fuck off yank
>>54035185
no its miles from enterprise
>>54035075
first of all, hitler did nothing wrong
second of all, his paintings were completely functional for what they were
>>54034927
Predictions
THE MAN KICKS THE BALL
THEN THE OTHER MAN KICKS THE BALL
THEN THE BALL GEKCICKFNSIFJSDF
>>54035177
West Ham v Man C was decent tbf
>>54035153
Don't listen to the memes and don't let 4chan inform your worldview
Good way to end up in the madhouse t b h
>>54035101
t. Cuck who doesnt prefer Brown sauce
>>54035153
>Am just a massive britboo desu
Then why are you going to a city full of non-British people?
>>54035198
>>54035101
Who calls it tomato sauce?
>>54035105
Not using fame and the lack of an adversarial media to nonce little kids, if that's what you mean
>>54035134
we killed the wrong hitler
>>54035134
That's Swansea city centre, outside topshop/topman
wish i had a zoe kazan gf
*walks in to newsagent*
*Picks up today's copy of the Financial Times*
would partake in this tbqh
>>54035026
Which ones other than Saville?
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY
>>54035096
why even fucking reply you little bitch
>>54035202
yanks call it ketchup or catsup
>>54035185
>posts miles from TNG
git gud
By the way DS9 is my favourite television programme of all time.
>>54035291
*runs out of the shop without paying*
>>54035272
poortheners
>>54035155
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cT7dBYW8wp
>>54035291
>not getting delivered straight to the front door of your mansion
>>54035262
Are there really not going to be loads of born and raised brits there?
I know NYC isn't nearly as comparable but its international and there are still pockets that are filled with locals that were born and raised there
>>54035138
My beautiful chest :3
>>54035115
Shit English tbqh. I will have two years in order to improve it though.
>>54035313
wat
>By the way DS9 is my favourite television programme of all time.
>>54035199
Look up HDI and scroll to the bottom of the list
The worst country is "Niger"
"Niger"
>>54035321
I'm from the North and most call it Red Sauce in my experience.
>>54035323
>voocaroo
>>54035323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ovf61XCIv4
>>54035348
There will be
i saw yahtzee croshaw at the bus stop the other day
>>54035323
>voocaroo
>>54035349
Wheres your nips la
>>54035153
>Bit bummed
waheyyyyy gay boy! gay boy! eee arr lads backs against the wall theres a bumder in the thread! hahahahahahaha pooooooofteeeeeeeerrr!
>>54035376
who the fuck is that you cunt
>>54035321
what do southern pansies call it? صلصة طماطم?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/petition-calling-for-emma-watson-to-spend-week-in-migrant-camp-to-show-refugees-are-feminists-grows-a6827746.html
Wew
>>54035376
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and congratulated him on something he did last weekend, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
>>54035376
if you see him again tell him to bring back the civil war with jim sterling
>>54035101
>There are idiots in this world who fucked up in life so hard they weren't born in Scotland, nor do they have parents who are willing to pay several thousand pounds needed to keep you in some sort of flat at uni with food, drink and electricity
Wew.
lel
>>54035376
Did you call him a Fedora wearing Nonce for putting Undermeme in his top 5
>>54035199
No one immigrates to Africa
Everyone immigrates to Europe
>>54035376
did you say "alri Ben" to him?
>>54035321
Never heard that here Rasheed
>poortherners meme
i'm from cheshire and i could financially heem all of you cunts
>>54035391
good banter desu. thought of it right after i wrote it
remember pepe? this was the best one
>>54035376
and I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966
>>54035426
like your le doing now le close and open hand in front of face le scanning electrical infetterence
>>54035306
Ken Barlow (charged, found not guilty)
The guy from Rainbow (investigated, not charged)
Cliff Richard (investigated, not charged)
>>54035374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VaxaqR6eXA
link to cornwall's willy?
need a wank
>>54035477
Fuck off Quebecois
>Kids these days won't know why we say "hang up the phone"
WHOOAAAAAAA MIND FUCKING BLOWN.
*hits joint*
>>54035348
>Are there really not going to be loads of born and raised brits there?
Sweet innocent child.
All the foreign tourists and migrants go to London because its the only British city they know, as demonstrated here by you.
Imagine the most tacky touristy parts of New York and Washington DC, smushed together with over 50% of all the migrants into the UK.
London is nice for museums and galleries or seeing a musical, but that's about it. And you'll be elbowing Chinese tour groups and tourists out the way the entire time.
>>54035429
#FucKonami
>>54035388
Behind the swimming noodle.
