maisie edition
maisie
maisie
Kyary
Big fan of that anime-looking T*rk slag
If they laugh at me again I will have my vengeance.
fucking hate ugly paki inbred cunts
the massive poo is upon me, lads
migrating to the loo as I speak
>>54028646
where's the dutch cara lad?
lonely tbqh
>>54028721
this does nothing to me. dont know why it phases anyone desu
>>54028644
is her fanny showing
>>54028721
yes yes you posted it last thread too and no one cares so fuck off
>>54028740
right behind you
>>54028742
Think he offed himself
>>54028729
delete this
>>54028748
>AKHZAR
careful you don't get blown up m8
Marina is literally
LITERALLY
literally
my wife
>With imposing views and an equally imposing address, No 1, The Thames sold last year for a mere £500,000 - which may seem like a bargain for a seven-bedroom mansion within commuting distance of central London.
>Situated a kilometre (0.6 miles) off the Isle of Grain, roughly where the rivers Thames and Medway meet, Grain Tower Battery is a bomb-proof fort built in about 1855.
>The drawback? The 160 year-old estuary gun emplacement can only be reached by boat or when the tide is out.
Man, if I'd had half a million quid available, I'd have bought that place.
>>54028163
>tips
would honestly give maisie a sloppy rim job
>>54028799
what a careless nigger
there's no hope for you in this world if you're a legitimately ugly man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zllLgWfNlX0
>>54028712
fuck off literal communist scum
>>54028646
is this new
quite like her hair
>>54028821
G I A N T
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G A P I N G
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>>54028821
Is this photoshopped? She looks like she's wearing a creepy mask
>>54028821
who? is this. i want to cum inside of it
>>54028884
had it saved for a fair while i think
>>54028807
Done
>>54028864
2bh most people can be "attractive" to the right people if thy just take a little care in how they look
I've only fucked 2 girls and one was a british girl
I've probably fucked more british girls than most in this thread lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMqh0W_e9YI
>>54028864
This
If you're ugly then you're treated as a 3rd class human
houmous is growing on me lads
(not literally - LOL!)
>>54028729
>standing collar with black bow tie
>horrid fit
>two buttons
>heineken
>>54028911
safe
>>54028924
Would love to rub my dick on a quran next to them desu
What would your last meal be if you were on death row lads?
>>54028884
fuck off newcunt that's been posted on like every fifth /brit/
>>54028837
imagine getting a cab home from a club to there
>>54028904
bit rude lad
>>54028888
fuck off, there is literally nothing wrong with her mouth besides the fact that I'm not kissing it
>>54028921
i want this to be true. but things like some models being universally attractive makes a good case against this. please convince me m8
>>54028966
An endless supply of something
Is it okay for men to wear make-up?
>>54028715
where have you been, ignoring me is where, rude, nasty creature
are you drinking, gods hooks answer why dont you
>>54028924
who they sending for senpai
>>54028982
>>54028837
Just get a boat and sail up and down the Thames desu.
>>54028984
>there is literally nothing wrong with her
she's half welsh half greek
nout much good bout that geezer
>>54028984
Indiana Jones used to be about God and faith. Then the fourth film came out years later and just went "lol it woz aliums"
If you need any proof that Christianity and God is actively and purposefully being eradicated from the west, look at Indiana Jones
>>54029034
almost chundered watching that. not even joking either. fucking disgusting
>>54028924
oi bruv show em small heath again
>>54028984
How many sexual diseases do you think she's had?
having a great day here in yorkshire lads haha
me on the left
>>54029055
>drinking and sailing
you trying to get my bloody killed?
>>54029065
The hairiest combination in Europe desu.
just had a doubleplusgood wank
>>54029002
not even kidding
pretty sure if you are a right dirtbag modern medicine can make you look alright
if they can make someone look like a fucking cat, they can make a breather look acceptable
>>54029094
What do you mean?
>>54029034
I-Is this a guy?
>>54029111
probably none tbqh
>>54029083
you jealous lad?
>>54029065
literally the perfect human
>>54028968
do something about it you mug
who the fuck is this >>54028984 someone answer me
>>54028923
That's not something to be proud of. British women are just awful. You are welcome to them all.
>>54029125
>tfw fucked a greek girl and her arsehole was really hairy
gross
>>54029090
The second one was about idol worshippers
have a doubleplusneg arsehole lads
>>54029121
They do river taxis
>>54029034
I am confused greatly
>>54029103
This picture rings a bell but I can't remember what.
>>54029152
She annoys me now.
Something really fake and soulless about her.
>>54029172
ur mum
>>54029168
you're gonna wish you hadn't said that
>>54029121
Is it even illegal? I thought being drunk on a boat was normal?
>yellow teeth
>small gap in the middle
>one molar is twisted 180 degrees
is it still possible to fix this shit?
>>54029189
y-you know that only men can grow hair on their arses?
>>54029035
Hard at graft, hard at graft.
Have left two cans of Stella so if I am to make a night of it will have to raid the stores for some concoction.
Tis like wind as it stands.
>>54029225
>she
Are Miele vacuum cleaners any good lads?
sounds like my sis is having a great time on her school trip to Calais - hope she brings me back a souvenir!
yummy yummy in my tummy
>>54029271
stop confusing my penis
>ywn taste Charli's sweaty bum after she does a show
never seen a vagina 2bh
felt one, but not seen it
>>54029283
The best. Problem is the EU want to cuck you by giving you underpowered shit, so the ones from a few years back are better.
>>54029167
>>54029261
not the arsehole nope. seen more than 1 girl with it in there
Are there still cockney, masculine, aggressive tough guys like Ray Winstone in London anymore?
Like working class criminals that are always angry? Not necessarily chavs but could be.
Where are they if so?
>>54029251
fucking try me bruv
man aint shook
you'll get dealt with say nizzy
>>54029002
Most models are actually ugly. Case in point, the human-badger hybrid Cara that gets posted here.
>>54029257
>remove teeth
>replace with implants
Done.
Lost five of my front teeth and the implants are VERY nice. Also very expensive, but my parents paid for them.
>>54029323
not missing much, they look exactly like porn
t. medfag
>>54029290
the idea of pakis raping lefty do gooder girls makes me hard as diamonds
>>54029320
does she try to look gross?
don't understand how americans can be all about the free market when they haven't even privatised their mail carrier yet
>>54029257
>Asking British people for dental advice
>>54029290
>people are actually going over there and helping them
wew
>>54029246
eat shit you porch monkey jungle bunny spear chucking nigger faggot
hope you get aids, cunt
>>54029290
Sounds like she's going to bring you back a little niece or nephew. Lucky you!
>>54029328
Mum's got sick of dysons, dad always bought dysons and they broke, dad's ded and the warranty has run out so we need a new one.
Are Miele alright for carpet?
>>54029381
bit gay lad
>>54029340
no they were ethnically cleansed by paki and bengalis in east london.
>>54029340
still have the skinheads and casuals
>>54029265
hmm, well, perhaps yes, thought you could be doing an edit, maybe thats you Off For Hook for now, i suppose
>Tis like wind as it stands
eh
>>54029340
sadly not really
>>54029340
>white people
>in London
404
>>54029340
me in birmingham
>Between 1971 and 2011, the white British share of London’s population slumped from 86 per cent to 45 per cent, overwhelmingly the old Cockney working-class. Cockney, in fact, is predicted to die out in 15 years.
>cultural marx isn't real!
>cockney is dying out not because of immigration
bit depressed about being a 27yo lonely virgin drinking in bed on a saturday night, again
>>54029403
Have you seen there's been protests today? There are pakis with signs saying REFUGEES WELCOME, they're not even French.
>>54029365
I have a gold crown in my first molar. Self conscious as fuck about it, but my dentist said original tooth is much better than implants and gold is the best material.
whens take me out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBwcqcC5VvE
eating a scotch egg
>>54028742
helo
>>54029290
Imagine being this mentally ill.
>>54029152
>>54029034
It's weird lads.
I don't really like Anzu, I woudln't even want her to be my gf.
But I do think she is top class rape material. Imagine all that make-up running down her cheeks.
>>54029403
>'people'
Lad...
http://news.sky.com/story/1628377/french-refugee-camps-shameful-says-corbyn
>>54029290
fucking deserves everything she gets stupid traitor
>>54029461
delet this
>>54029483
probably should be depressed desu
>>54029290
She put "punishing" in quotation marks
She literally doesn't think what he did is wrong
>>54029375
>>54029403
>>54029405
oh how surprising, the little racist cretins from /pol/ come crawling out the woodwork
*rolls eyes*
>>54029483
fuck a hooker
>>54029514
i like the video where he mocked the british accent on xbox live or something. very accurate
Corbyn is just fucking awful
>>54029483
Do a Lithuanian desu.
>>54029214
Ned's declassified school survival guide
>>54029544
Imagine squeezing a massive poo out onto her face.
>>54029547
should start a petition to get corbyn to go over to syria to help la
>>54029416
Like I said, they're the best. We used to have Dyson, which broke, moved to Henry (durable but rubbish at picking stuff up, we still use it for cleaning up after building work and DIY jobs) and the Miele is durable and effective, just expensive.
>>54029612
Rorke.
>visit london
>white woman with dreads downing carling tins at a bus stop
>free muslim prisoners of war protest outside parliament
>some black nonce with his arm crossed on those shitty hover boards
Pretty glad I didn't stay tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you fa͏m)
what are the hairiest people of Britain?
>>54029416
Yeah we have an old one. They last at least a decade usually
spread my bumcheeks apart in front of a mirror and noticed what a cute little pink bumhole i have
it rivals that of milky white pornstars who bleach theirs
>>54029670
Underrated headline
>>54029534
THERE HE IS!
kindve missed you m8 :-)
>>54029416
>disrespecting your father's memory
edgy
>>54029482
The jews really did a number on us.
>>54029681
All the Spaniards in Bedford.
>>54029681
The Turkish and Greek immigrants
>WWII In Colour
Now I know the colour is added after the fact, but still how??
>>54029670
Headline would be much better without the ellipses.
Also why are their shirt sleeves so short?
>>54029488
>shitskins clamoring for more ugly shitskins
wew
>>54029514
Don't get how he can make fun of people who play video games yet he owns a gaming PC
probably 2avantgarde4me
How easy is it to get into the intelligence service lads?
>>54029755
Italians m8
>>54029488
The world would objectively be a better place if everyone in this image was gunned down.
>>54029631
>>54029690
Nice. Just a bit worried that they don't come with a rotating brush head unless you get the cat and dog and that's quite pricey.
>>54029724
lel
>>54029699
can i sniff it?
>>54029763
they add it in after
What actually happens up in Scotland lads?
>>54029424
>>54029458
this is legit upsetting tbqh. kind've wanted to visit St Mary-le-Bow and get my ass kicked
>despise UKIP and their pathetic leader who doesn't keep his promises
>go to facebook
>see this
what the fuck
The Greeks in the Trojan horse burnt down the villages and raped in the streets when they attacked Troy. But not all Greeks were evil.
>>54029785
Easy as any other civil service job desu, especially if you go in as a translator or via the grad scheme.
MI5 is officially the best employer to work for if you're LGBTIQA+, so that might help if you're going domestic
>>54028506
who's this lad?
>>54029563
Women are the destroyers of nations.
Just had an absolutely beautiful piece of fish lads, top notch.
>>54029755
>>54029788
I live in Bedford and it's mostly Poles these days.
t. Pole
>>54029850
>LGBTIQA+
What does IQA+ even mean?
>>54029514
i don't get it
>>54029861
he's not me if im honest
is there a hd star wars torrent yet?
>>54029861
one of us haha
>>54029810
liking dysons is such a dad meme. something to do with relating to the engineering acumen and entrepreneurial spirit of miles bennett dyson
>>54029822
white people enjoying high standards of living (outside of glasgow, which is full of irish)
>>54029810
We got the rotating brush head but there really is no need for it desu. We never use it.
wear is take me out?
>>54029893
Making up for their lack of IQ by adding it onto the end
>>54029888
Bedford will be fun during the Euros
>>54029416
>dad's ded and the warranty has run out so we need a new one.
ur mum asked last night but i made it clear i'm just in it for the sex, sorry lad
>>54029893
Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender
Intersex
Queer
Allies
+ anyone else who isn't cis-het scum
just moved to hawaii lads
>>54029824
rasheed
>>54029565
*puts in noose*
Back off Rasheed!
*pulls lever making you drop and slowly squirm until all life escapes from your body*
Heh, nothing personnel kid.
doing a walk
>>54029939
what things can you do in Scotland? are there many shops for instance
>>54029955
absolute state of this cunt
Need my doubleplusneghole doublepluspozzed
>>54029980
alri Dog
>>54029973
Please be my dad
>>54030031
Yes and get this....they're run by white people!
>>54030049
>doubleplus
what does this part mean
>>54029980
there are lots of half asian cuties and in hawaii and you choose to shitpost?
>>54029824
You're that guy who does the farmers walk strongman competitions from the other day, aren't you?
>>54029955
*plays a phenomenal sax solo*
fuck the government
Anyone else pissed off at people turning their t's into d's or dropping them completely due to americanisation?
>>54030093
Even a Waitrose?
You literally cannot come up with 1 (ONE) valid reason why we shouldn't accept migrants
>>54030113
in the book 1984 the english language is reduced in size significantly and doubleplus means super and cuts down on the numerous words that could be used instead
>tfw she will never beat the shit out of you
feels bad mayne
>>54030173
You betcha kiddo
>>54030118
no idea what you're on about la
>>54030113
joking? read a book
>>54029955
who is this
>>54030134
Mark
Wanna vom
>>54030198
I need to visit someday, mingle with the natives you know
business idea: set up fake facebook, and other accounts and then screenshot something and post to brit "accidentally" leaving my name in view
Watch autists get excited to "dox" me
>>54030222
but why do we need that?
>>54030153
been like that for years in the south east lad
literal decades
>>54030188
why are you combining one of the more vile homo fetishes with george orwell
my housemates are such slow faffers.
they're also up and down the stairs all the fucking time doing this and that in whatever fucking room. how are people that fucking disorganised and inefficient?
really pisses me off .
>>54030222
cheeky ballotelli
going to fuckin explode
r8 my plan
>rent a cheap flat, move in on my own
>isolate myself from all the family and people i know
>wait a while
>kill myself
>>54030254
It's horrible
>>54030153
example?
>>54030202
*reads animal farm*
still don't get it
>>54030299
I like it. How you planning on going out and what will your last meal be
>>54030303
i drop my 'h's too.
like when I say 'house' it sounds like 'ouse'
>>54030207
1142
Rita
>>54030360
why so cryptic
Rate my beer for tonight.
>>54030403
why so new?
good luck everyone
>>54030371
fucking disgusting
cannot find my vomit.jpg
hate the government ngl
>>54030371
she identifies as black
Demi
>>54030371
Why can't more Muslim refugees look like Rita :/
>>54030153
Not pronouncing T's is just non-upper class English accent
Business idea: rent ny boipussy out for cash.
>>54030415
>kopparberg
aight
>strapramen
shite
>>54030431
>muh sad momenttt :(((((((((((( ;;;__;;;
Stace
>>54030419
>was not browsing at the moment of this meme
>means I only started browsing recently
nice logic spastic
than stay ying ying ying ying ying in the ouse every weekend
>>54030415
>Kopparberg
Fucking normie cunt
>>54030484
confirmed for new
>>54030415
fedora
mine is better and less pretentious.
>>54030477
stupid gay opinion; jog on
>>54030415
bent cunt
>>54030371
Fucking ugly mudslime
Is this a good deal for a used PS4?
Don't really want to buy a new one
Misco are great lads and usually say stuff is worse than it actually is
>>54030477
spotted the female lads
1-5 i have chicago town pizza
6-7 i have a kfc wicked zinger box meal
8-9 i get chish and fips
0 i get a nandos
>she will never crush your skull with her thighs
kill me
>>54030515
I was with you until I saw a fucking leaf on your beers la
