1st BALTAUSNZ division.
edition
otsu
dabs for ferst :DDDDD
Good evening, gents.
latvians make even shittier threads than estonians lately
>>54024083
Evening, gent.
>>54024110
>>54024083
M'gents
>tfw Baltic German last name
Can I be an honorary citizen of this thread?
>>54024100
keep us posted
>>54024242
>Baltic German
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, pay reparations for 13th century, then stay.
Guess it's time for me to have a shower and hit the sack soon.
>>54024242
Pay reparations for killed prussians you teuton scum
>>54024242
reparations may take the form of pics of your feet
Getting drunk here, lads.
>>54024244
I moved to another room for not being noticed but something shit will happen I'm pretty sure.
>>54024344
shouldn't it be the other way around?
>>54024242
Baltic Germans had specific last names?
>>54024506
Why? You like going to bed dirty?
>>54024785
Nah, m8. Isn't it close to morning in aussieland?
>>54024465
stupid frogposter
bet you're drinking stolen estonian vodka
>>54024834
i think it's 7h difference
>>54024465
drinking finnish beer here :))
>>54024950
ur mum's pussy is 7h from her asshole
>>54024242
We have a song dedicated to killing teuton/new-prussian cunts.
>>54024927
Stole that from ur mom after I fucked the shit out of her 2bh famalam
>>54025030
oh FUG
>>54024465
Beer is about to finish and gin and juice is waiting untouched. I am hpyed
Is it a sign of weakness to feel happy only when drunk mates?
>>54025065
it is a sign of being a sad lad :(
>>54025040
>famalam
i like that. imma call everyone famalamadingdong from now on
guess it time to start drinking
>>54024834
It's 5am here. Mind you I work at nights.
>>54025385
so does ur mum if u catch my drift like ur mum catches stds
>>54025310
>tfw all the pubs (read: every single fucking one) in the area are always jam-packed on the weekends
>tfw can never have a quiet, comfy sitdown with the lads in a comfy pub
>>54025478
We're good enough.
>>54025455
God damn, nice dubs as well
>>54025557
you just pulled a latvian :DDDDD
Ordering kebab dürüm is great after drinking but there is too much snow. I will make toast.
>>54025672
Wat a cunt :DDDDDD
>>54025723
>unfinished post
What do you like eating after drinking mates? Any favorites or recommendations?
Benis
>>54025842
my taste buds and sense of smell go numb very quickly so I go for lots of calories hoping it will prevent a hangover
peanut butter + bacon + mayo + tomato sandwich with a liter of whole milk for example
>>54024242 teuton scum
>>54025672
>>54025992
>peanut butter + bacon + mayo + tomato sandwich with a liter of whole milk for example
What? This will make me throw up. If you want preventing hangover, go for a lot of water before sleep and try to sleep a few hours.
I'd go for kebab dürüm or soup usually. Sometimes toast is good. I don't wanna order dürüm tonight since snow is huge and it is a jerk thing to make a poor guy ride motorbike under this snow for having kebab.
>>54026485
take some aspirin before going to sleep or don't drink the liquid jew like the little cuck you are
>>54026525
Fucking hell, actually laughed at this.
drank too fast lads
I was going to cozyprogram
but now I can't
>wake up
>scatvians still exist
are balts really that different?
why the animosity?
>>54027450
>wake up
>start loading my gun to commit suicide
>remember im not lithuanian and put it down
>cum home from work
>find this guy in your bed
What do?
Gin hit me hard. Should I text the girl I like? I have too much to say to her but don't have the courage.
>>54027564
Just bantz
>>54027633
hang out
he has a good taste in movies
>>54027644
you'll probably come off as creepy
ask her to go out with you sometime and leave it at that
>>54027633
>guy
>>54027644
FUCKS SAKE JUST FINALLY DO IT YOU CUNT
GOD DAMN IT
EVERY
FUCKING
DAY
>gais help
GET THE FUCKING PHONE AND CALL HER
REEEEEEEEEEEEE°
DOOOO ITTTTTTT
IF SHE TELLS YOU NO, TELL HER TO GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF
IF SHE SAYS YES, BE HAPPY
>>54024722
Sure, they called Meyer-Landrut
>>54028070
calm down ur breaking your keyboard
>>54028070
Latvia I loe yuo so much. I am drunk but this it rue. I post here only for Latvia first but I liked all three countires in time. She is shy girl with no boys before. It will make her scared.
>>54027746
But I spent time with her ebofre.
Support /balt + ur_mum + ausnz/ in /int/ Battle of Generals.
Vote here: https://poal.me/g1yx97
Thread here: >>54027999
>>54028209
thanks poland
>>54028165
IF SHE HASNT BEEN OR TALKED TO ANY MAN BEFORE, THEN FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
No, really. Fucking call her now and do it.
>>54027999
Place your bets
Which four generals will end up in the semifinals?
>>54028070
Are you autistic?
>>54028400
Aren't you tired of him whining every day that he cant get his shitt together and talk with a girl? Well i am.
if this thread was a toilet then turks would be the shitstains in the bowl that you can't clear with piss
>>54028517
Have you tried ignoring his posts?
>>54028395
/rus/ is going to win due to doping
Lads, we're losing.
hows it going lads
>>54028657
Not if we shitpost enough.
off by one x-DDDD
>>54028710
Oh fucking hell
>>54028657
Don't post in that thread but don't let it die either. Need to keep it alive for /ausnz/
>>54028517
I wouldn't do this from now on. I promised.
>>54028561
And you Estonians are the spices that created that shit. When I first came here, all I did was asking questions about Baltic towns, lifestyle, music but your kind started bullying me so hard and I went full shitposting mode. I never had the aim of being a shitposter.
>>54028710
i blame australia
useless cunts
>>54028209
We're losing
>>54028710
Don't worry I called reinforce.
>>54028819
>>54028760
Lad, really. Just call her and talk it out, you'll do yourself a huge favor. If it goes well, good, if it doesn't. Well then move on and don't torture yourself.
>>54028694
We need allies for this.
>>54028827
because no one likes australians. we smashed the shit out of the last tournament when it was just /balt/
>>54028887
No, Turks are on your side don't worry. You will win.
wew I think our resident poet may have turned the tide
>>54028887
Im good boy
>>54029157
we got this, easy lads
>>54029332
>332
Not a single fucking word, rudeland.
Dont worry lads i got dynamic ip
you can't make this shit up
>>54029518
ironically, shit makes up about 90% of sweden
>>54029622
dubs confirm
>/balt + ausnz/ will face /rus/ in the finals
>/rus/ isn't even a real general, there is no /rus/ in the catalog atm
>tfw we'll get shoved off the throne by a bunch of russian proxyfags
worried desu senpai
Guys, I have a very lewd story with a woman from New Zealand. True story.
>>54013933
Anyone wanna shitpost about others?
>>54029686
Your aunt doesn't count
>>54029686
NZ's mom has got it going on
>>54029686
from her pov:
had sex with a cockroach
>>54029685
>not only are they proxyfats, they recruit their niggers from other chans
>>54029759
We can surely gather allies from /int/, right lads?
>>54029759
just like in real life, russians never fight one on one
>>54024242
Is it a famous family (e.g Wrangel, von Tiesenhausen) or something more obscure?
>>54029685
>proxyfags
pretty sure they just post the poll on 2ch
h3lo is this zharia gontrolld zona?? :DD
>>54029839
It's Meyer-Landrut
>>54029870
we must report 2ch to ruskomnadzor and get it blocked in russia again it's the only way
>>54029947
i tried to get 4chan blocked in russia though no one helped me
>>54029734
>>54029745
>>54029746
No worse.
I met her. She was very drunk. She cried on my shoulder and told that her husband forced her to have sex with his friends. I got angry.
She cleared her tears. Took my Turk friend by hand and raped him by locking him in a door and pulling a knife against him.
He was very sad after fucking her.
True legit story guys.
I have no business with non-Turkish women like I said before.
wish there were more reasons to vote for /balt/ other than that I'm /balt/ic.
Then again, this is an illegitimate battle.
>>54030102
>wish there were more reasons to vote for /balt/ other than that I'm /balt/ic.
3 Reason to vote for Baltics
1. They are cute.
2. Estonian banter is god-tier
3 Lithuanians will kill themselves if we don't vote
>>54029942
Do you have a source that the Meyer-Landrut family is noble?
>He and his family, Baltic German industrialists
>>54030082
fakin homo :DDDDDDD
>>54030180
>homo
What? I was after a Turkish girl atm. I had no feelings for a woman as same age as my mom.
is ur benis in the pussy :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>54030158
>1. They are cute.
/balt/ hates anime, the cutest thing that exists.
>>54030272
Im talking about you guys raping the girls husband, chap.
CAN'T
FABRICATE
>>54030165
my grand-grand mother came from a semi-noble prussian family. Will i get executed now?
>>54030366
:^) no bully
>>54030295
Anime is faggotry.
>>54030329
Her husband was in New Zealand at the moment.
Funnier part. My friend called her next day and she said I am sick. We saw her with a bald headed alpha guy at most half hour later.
>>54030536
>Anime is faggotry.
Are you gay desu?
tell me something cute to text this girl i met last nite
>>54030280
Is in boypu$$y
Is good
>>54030658
eyyyy bby u wan sum dik?
>>54030536
>Anime is faggotry.
There is nothing homosexual about cute anime girls
>>54030597
No. But honestly, I think you are decent guy.
>>54030788
Being attracted to Japanese cartoons is disorder. Don't take personal. Estonia is based.
>>54030658
See ju täiesti oleneb tema iseloomust ja mis talle meeldib. Mõnele meeldivad mehed, kes kohtlevad neid kui sitta, kuid mõnele meeldivad normaalsed inimesed.
Anna vähemalt tema kohta mingit infot ja ehk saan selle põhjal sind aidata.
>>54030392
you unironically will
>>54031048
wat
>>54031048
What did he mean by this?
>>54031027
>Being attracted to Japanese cartoons is disorder.
Actually it's not.
Don't take personal. Estonia is based.
Take it personally? Dude, I don't even watch anime.
I just post anime to trigger certain people :DDD
>>54031119
:^(
giganigga has entered this thread. only dubs can stop him
>>54031404
Shoo giganiga
>>54031362
Here, have this gif, lad
ficki ficki
Theyre gaining on us lads use your dynamic ip
>tfw Baltic bros care so much about their lives due to post-Sov*et depression
>tfw you are very relaxed since you have a strong leader taking care of things for you
>>54030295
Nonsense, we love animu.
>>54031587
Tru
Real story lads.
>Be me in class
>Teacher asks us where are our ancestors from
>Most are lithuanians (FeelsGoodMan.jpg)
>And then comes that annoying obese girl that no one likes she acts like a douche only is nice when teacher is around has long nose ugly face
>And Then she says she is half jewish
>TFW it all makes sense now
>>54031649
>Teacher asks us where are our ancestors from
Only happens in /balt/
>>54031404
back to africa with you
>>54031649
gass her
>>54031649
>Teacher asks us where are our ancestors from
>aminata stays quiet
My ancestors.
Rate coolness.
>Mother
Real true Turk brought to Marmara from Central Asia by Sultan Bayezid for making Marmara Turkic and letting grounds for annexing Byzantine towns
>Father
Fleed Georgia after Russians took over for having a safe place in Ottoman homeland since they were tolerant towards Caucasian people against Russian Czar.
>>54031999
same
>>54031623
I need more cute shit in my reaction image folders desu, post more.
>>54031649
Now witness this:
>decide to have lunch with three classmates, we get along well but I wouldn't say we are actual friends
>one is a pansexual tumblrite feminist with blue hair, one is a female to male tranny (into girls), one is a chubby fanfiction writer
>writer mentions that her father thinks Hitler escaped to Argentina
>the topic immediately shifts to nazis and ww2
>Tumblr girl says she sometimes wonders if she's going to hell for not disliking Hitler
>writer mentions that there is actually plenty of evidence about Hitler's escape to Argentina
>everybody agrees conspiracy theories about Jews controlling the media and banks are true
>tranny agrees with me that the Jews profited from the holocaust in the long run because they can play the victim card now
It was a strange conversation and a lot of /pol/ stereotypes were proven wrong.
Baltıks I am very drunk.
Do you actually hate me like you reply?
>Paul Dano plays Hank, a young man stranded on an island — how, where, or why, we don’t know, but he’s had enough and is ready to hang himself. Hank ends up changing his mind when a dead body washes up on shore — enter Radcliffe — and after trying to perform CPR Hank realizes he’s unleashed a torrent of gas from the corpse. (Trust me; you haven't heard fart sound effects until you've heard them in Dolby Atmos.) Radcliffe’s character, eventually referred to as Manny, shimmies and shakes under the power of his flatulence, until he starts propelling himself out in the open ocean. Hank jumps aboard, riding the corpse away from the island in grand victory.
>>54032262
mhm
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>>54032370
Sturzelbronn is a commune in the Moselle department in Lorraine in north-eastern France.
>>54032424
Geitodoris joubini is a species of sea slug or dorid nudibranch, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Discodorididae.[1]
>>54032262
>I am very drunk.
i had no problems with you... until now
>>54032262
Fuck off, Turk. Your attention whoring is getting really fucking old.
>>54032185
Did you know Alfred Rosenberg came back to Estonia and became a swordsmith?
>>54032514
>Your attention whoring is
Wut? I am not that type since I always had enough yous but I agree there are Turks craving for attention on /int/.
>>54032701
>there are Turks craving for attention on /int/.
why?
>>54032701
if you chat shit about erdogan on 4chan, is there a chance he'll fuck ur shit up?
>>54032185
Here lad, have this gif
>>54032765
>there are Turks craving for attention on /int/.
I think it's a southern thing. I've seen Italians, Spanish and other Mediterrean people irl who act like this and it's fucking annoying.
>>54032591
tfw relative of his
>>54032765
>being raised by national education system as they are Europe
>coming in terms with they are Middle Eastern that they are Arabs
In reality, we are just Turks. We are not white but not Arabs. We are the only traditional Muslim ally of west. And we don't take shit from others. We are the only Nato country that shot a Rus/USSR plane since 1950
>>54032936
Cool man
I am Turk but I am not white..
Any Turk here who get butthurt over he is not white is not real Turk but a fucking delusional rich boy who spent at least 15 years for creating himself a European identitiy. Don't give them attention.
>>54033020
Nah. He's delusional.
>>54032883
Aw man, I already have that one. And this one.
>>54033168
How about this?
On Virumaa virulaste hoida
On Virumaa virulaste kaitsta
>>54033245
That's a new one. I envy how much Japs love Finland and how much coverage Finland gets in their cartoons desu.
Rate my autism(oc) lads
>>54033455
blue-white-black?
i'll cut ur fuckin balls off m8
>>54033455
Would be based if Estonia had the correct flag
>>54033455
seek professional help
hi
>>54033522
>>54033538
I'm extremely sorry and ashamed. I'll fix that asap.
:(
Q: Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies!
>>54033644
Just like your parents are feeling about you, apparently.
>>54033692
hru?
>>54033702
I don't get it.
>>54033740
breddy gud, getting slowly drunk, what about you ,fām?
>>54033732
hi hi
>>54033757
Think about it for a while my Latvian friend
>>54033732
hru
>>54033784
im okay but im sort of tired cos its 7:27am
>>54033757
it's a semi-clever play on words
arms go into sleeves
armies go into sleevies
>>54033860
I'm trying.
Kiaora bro im gona cook a mean feed ow CHEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOO
>>54033906
How can you put your army into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdLbvx1uWJY ?
>>54033887
I'm good, thanks for asking. How are you?
>>54034088
im okay but sort of tired cos its 7:32am
also checked ur dubs
>>54034123
Why are you up so early meight?
>>54034123
I hope you will have a productive day, bud.
I checked your 123, I like it very much tbvh.
>>54033887
go for a run m8
>>54034181
cos i woke up at like 3am after sleepin at 12 desu
>>54034278
ew i dont run i got a bike if i need to do cardio i ride and mummy and daddy are still home i dont want them to get suspicious of me tbgh
>>54033990
Always blow on the pie
Like ur mum blow in my benis :DDDDDDD
>>54033367
It's ok, lad. Soon they will notice us too :3
>>54034391
Shut up ya grape-lookin slut
>>54034481
Just sitting at home having some dots ae
>23:12
>Guests still haven't left so I can't leave my room to get some food
send help
don't forget your civic duty
https://poal.me/g1yx97
>tfw went snowboarding for the first time in my life
>ass and back hurts as fuck
who wants to massage me fäm
>>54034629
haha, and when you will grow some balls and decide to go to the downstairs anyway the first thing they say is "oo, look who just crawled out of his cave!"
atleast its like this with me
>>54034629
I know what it feels like.
Also,
>you're hungry but someone else is already in the kitchen.
>>54033367
We have Baruto so we're the most known of this thread in Japan
god i wish kuzu came back
>>54034878
why :DDD
>>54034824
>youre making food and someone comes in the kitchen
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT I'LL BE DONE IN 5 MINUTES YOU STUPID FUCK DO YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF US IN HERE
>>54034953
he's the reason we have balt + ausnz
because he was a kiwi living in lithuania
Why is that guy from Pakistan keep posting fagnime?
>>54035018
no, because of balt + ausnz he is not posting here anymore, he said that he hates the ausnz addon
>anime
>>54035069
stop hiding your trip, kuzu
>>54035027
>>54035086
>being salty
>>54035069
He didn't say he hates it, he said NZ is fine. I guess he just dislikes Aussies.
>>54035128
spotted the virgin
>>54035128
>liking anime
>>54035027
>>54035086
Getting triggered by asian cartoons
>>54035161
We're all virgins here, lad.
>>54035161
Did your screen go dark for a moment just enough to see your reflection?
>>54035176
Anime is a part of Baltic culture.
>>54033455
>>54033644
Is it done yet?
>>54035189
>Cartoons
So retarded after watching so many animes they call it cartoons
The Ruskies look like they'll be the biggest threat. We should lend support to Holland when they face off to get the gommies knocked out sooner lads.
What has Latvia ever achieved?
>>54035398
Fucking your MOM :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>54035398
Jeans, heart medicine and spy cameras.
Other than that, record suicide rates.
>>54035398
jeans
>>54035250
Yeah, but I just turned off my pc without uploading the pic here
Will do it tomorrow
>>54028850
good lad
>>54035437
ayyy, we've done more than that. We created the USSR.
>>54035437
The spy cameras guy spoke fluent Estonian despite his old age. Pretty based.
>>54035427
>>54035437
>>54035458
>mfw I just found out Latvians are imperialists
HAHAHAHA
>>54035570
>We created the USSR
HOL UP
>>54035327
I wish we go against /balk/ in the semi. Going up against a non english general is easy game. Going up against a former commie non english general is cake.
As for the next bracket culture pals vs the duchies would be excellent.
No matter who wins, they lose in the finals.
It won't go that way tho because russia will cheat.
>>54035327
doubt kankercunts have the numbers to beat the commies
>>54035327
that may result in ruskies employing even more power from outside, making it even harder for us in the future
>>54035644
I'll just get my proxies and we will win
>>54035261
>So retarded after watching so many animes they call it cartoons
Don't know anything about that. I don't watch anime.
>>54035642
Red Riflemen never forgive
>>54035327
maybe we should make other generals to vote for us
somehow
>>54035888
We could whore out ur mum. I bet she wouldn't mind.
>>54035888
>888
by asking perhaps
>>54035888
tbqh lad I'm not sure which cunt we could convince to side with us, they're all much too scared of the bants
>>54036061
>tfw /balt + ausnz/ is the bully of /int/
based us
Has there ever been any famous baltic bands?
>>54036150
define famous.
>>54036191
He's New Zealander, what passes for famous there is being known by more than two guys that aren't related to you
>>54035644
>I wish we go against /balk/ in the semi
It's gonna be /lat/, I'm willing to bet money on that. /lat/ is going to have a decisive win against /balk/, just look at /lat/ vs /swe/ and /balk/ vs /eire/. /balk/ might get support from the right wingers and the /rus/ crowd but that's probably not going to be enough considering that there are a lot of Latinos on /int/ and /luso/ is probably gonna give all their support to /lat/.
If anyone still remembers there was actually quite a rough battle between /luso/ and /balt/ last time so they will probably try their best to get us out of the race.
>>54036150
vanilla ninja was somewhat famous
brainstorm is somewhat famous
doubt their fame reached the other side of the world
>>54036150
Kerli is semi-known in california
>>54036150
kerli was sort of famous in 2008
Good morning anon
>>54036267
>brainstorm is somewhat famous
No one knows them.
>>54036380
>anime
