soccer was invented by european women to keep them occupied while their husbands cooked and did the laundry
can say the same for football
>American "foot" "ball"
the bidet was invented by european men to clean their women's private areas after they had sex with migrants, being too exhausted to do it themselves
>>53993725
WHAT AN AGE WE LIVE IN!
>handegg
>5 seconds of "men" wearing full body armour angrily hugging each other before the play is broken for 30 minutes of commentating about the hugging before its starts up again for another 5 seconds
>>53993625
> while their husbands get cuckked and did the laundry
FTFY
>>53993725
I would, gladly.
>and now the commercials
american sports
Who is the greatest player ever and why is it Zidane
>>53994199
it's chess in real life, the true enjoyment is in the deliberation on what to do next
>>53994362
>its a gay sport for fags
got it
>>53994278
Kind of a stretch
![trenchcoat[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9j8sTNJ.png "trenchcoat[1].png")
>it's chess™ in real life, the true enjoyment is in the deliberation on what to do next
>>53994362
nigga
>>53994199
desu the only sports that are fun to watch are:
>The Olympics
Hockey is reasonably entertaining, alot of action.
>>53994459
>>53994510
there is plenty to find fault in soccer as well
>a sport where flamboyantly pretending to be hurt can turn the tide of the game with a PK
>it's chess in real life, the true enjoyment is in the deliberation on what to do next
>>53993625
so women invented the most important sport in the world
ok w/e commie
>>53994618
agreed. That's why AFL is the best football.
>>53993625
american hand egg was invented by american women to cuck their husbands with niggers.
>>53994712
meme sport Tbh but i like that another country appreciates the modern Roman Colosseum
>>53994712
that much i can agree on
>>53994737
>what are cheerleaders
Just like baseball, it's another fun thing to do with the family. Go out and watch a game with friends. Shits dope. The modern church.
>>53993625
I don't know what this "soccer" is. It must be something we don't have in white countries.
>>53995146
the country you are currently squatting in actually invented the fucking word soccer, but you wouldn't know that because you are a paki mudslime
>england v. germany
>0-0
>riots everywhere
meanwhile in USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFoPi5yLdzs
>>53995146
That's true, soccer countries are usually full of brown people.
>Europe
Today, soccer is played by cucks while their wives are busy fucking abdul and jamal
>>53995191
That's nice. So instead of explaining your weird nigger word you are shitposting.
>mfw i score 4 touchdowns in one game
>>53995277
>implying i am OP
no i just can read designated shit speak when i see it
if pakistan had enough people with internet access it would be india memes x1000, holy shit its everything wrong with India AND Islam
>>53995277
>>53995277
>nigger word
>The word "soccer" originated as an Oxford "-er" slang abbreviation of "association", and is credited to late nineteenth century English footballer, Charles Wreford-Brown
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_%28word%29
wew
>>53995427
>wew
Don't you nick our words you cunt.
American football was invented so that Americans wouldn't question what their government is doing.
>his country will never cuck 1.1 billion niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn_oYeugGiw
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>53995487
isnt that the maniac that has a bloodlust for biting people?
soccer is the most boring shit i've ever laid eyes on, no wonder they always riot like children
>>53995841
Sometimes they cry like children
>>53995926
>>53995926
And sometimes they touch children
>>53996073
kek did this guy get in shit or what? Camera stopped on him for a while clearly wondering what the fuck was going on
>>53995926
>>>/d/
You sick fuck
>baseball was invented by woman who can't play cricket
Now that's a true fact. google it.
>>53996073
>>53996148
It was fake you gullible cunt
>>53996238
calm down dickhead I don't see how I could know that from the webm alone
>>53996073
the fuck
>>53996238
How's it fake?
>Basketball and Hockey are Canadian inventions
>Football is retarded
>Nobody watches baseball
Does America suck at sports?
>>53994618
>not liking those dramatic turns
>>53995487
such a nice song
>>53997358
Nah, we need to let everyone else have their time to shine
Can't be that dominant, it wouldn't be fair to everyone else.
>>53997358
>suck at sports
>canada not even top ten
cooking is for men tho
>>53997599
>gets beaten by fucking nips at baseball
I thought baseball was the murrican national sport.
How can you be beaten at it by fucking elevens?
>>53997857
>talks shit when Croatia has never been the best at anything
>>53998071
>that deflection
>>53998213
>mfw we just discovered a planet while your country only discovers shit memes
Is there something like this beauty to watch for american football?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOC0hGAqOec
>>53998857
>hackeysack
>sport
look at this monkeyman
>>53995207
>>53997817
>Summer Olympics
>americans invented basketball to try to make blacks busy and then decrease the BBC sucking towards their white wifes
>>53999565
>decrease the BBC sucking towards their white wifes
>Brazil is the second blackest country in the world
>>53999565
>Brazilians flock to soccer hoping the children take interest and persue a clean life off the filthy streets
>>53999895
And in the end they still just lose to Germany
>>53999997
kek
