Quintessentially British edition
cara
>Fishguard
How can a fish guard anything?????
alri
Being gay is a choice
>>53977703
they are guarded against the fish
>>53977605
>Bangor
I'd bang her gor, if you know what I mean
>>53977920
I'm afraid I don't.
>>53977949
I would sex her
>>53977986
I still don't understand.
>>53978006
I would like to put my willy inside her
>>53978043
Oh, okay, yes.
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLORnivGhEc
>>53977605
>pakis turn britain into a desert
our brand is crisis is an entertaining flick
Kyary
>yank threads
Nah that's not me
>>53979544
As someone who isn't English and has been all over England I can safely say Northerners are very warm and welcoming people, they are violent though but I like that. Society needs true grit.
Northerners are lads.
>>53979621
DANGO DANGO DANGO DANGO DANGO DAIKAZOKU
>>53979644
>yet he's a fan of a nigger
fuck off
>I want you to notice when I'm not around
>You're so fucking special
>I wish I were special
lads
>>53979648
>>53979180 →
>>53979443 →
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvzdmzQxPc [Embed]
>>53979646
t. Alf Higginbotham
*does a little dance*
>>53979228
She's probably Indian.
Anyone know what deedee sketch has him flicking the wallpaper like this
alri
>>53979668
Racists out
>>>/pol/
>>53979669
2 words I hate
1. Compot
2. Detox
coincidentally both used by middle class yummy mummy waitrose TWATS
>>53979664
*cries*
why is there fucking interracial couples all over tv commercials these days?
its everywhere and its a bit odd t b h
>i didn't vore for /deutsch/
https://poal.me/qzvo9i
>>53979728
*compote
>>53979669
Literally went 'awww' out loud at that tweet.
Poor kev. He's a massive ameriboo though.
tummy fetish lad from last thread
post more
>>53979750
hmmmm yes i wonder why
>>53979707
What does that have to do with what he said
>>53979750
Banks are the worst for it. It's weird
>>53979757
>/rus/
they have that general like once a year
>>53979698
Wah?
Azusa
not very cheery, but do quite like, not enough to put on the List, but still
shvane but again
https://youtu.be/QRgPIbSX1mg
lads I've just sold my nan's flat, after paying off the mortgage, giving my sister the money she's owed from the sale and solicitor's fees I'm left with £55k
how the fuck do I invest this? mum recommended premium bonds but they seem a bit shit if I'm honest
>>53979775
Haven't got very much
>>53979536
please read
lads recommend me some action films, just finished watching con air, stuff with that style if possible
>>53979844
just fucking splurge the lot of it m8 thats what id do x
>>53979693
lowlands away was a halyard shanty i think. here's another version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlObhhN1kkk
Sounds like these Korean ladies are saying 'skeet skeet skeet' which I understand to mean something rude.
>>53979836
im far more on the ball than that
se
>>53979814
>>53979762
FUCK OFF GENINNE
do you like this train lads
>>53979883
k-on
>>53979855
Just when you thought she couldn't get any better, literally perfect waist and belly button
>>53979757
voted /rus/ because of the eternal anglo spammer that tries to shit up /brit/ every now and then
sorry lads but you brought it on yourselves
>>53979844
>how the fuck do I invest this?
Call Quilter-Cheviot on Monday morning ask for a sales person contact.
>>53979883
us marshalls
>>53979844
buy a fast car and some expensive clothes and roll around in pussy
There is no reason why America shouldn't vote for its first female president
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weSAge0XsOY
can you imagine lads?
>>53979909
its clearly outdated but it looks nice m8
>Leave her, Johnny, leave her
>Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her
>For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow
>And it's time for us to leave her.
>>53979757
voted /rus/
>>53979855
>Flawless face
>Big tits
>Perfect tummy
An actual 10/10 woman
>>53979844
Arrange a /brit/ meet up and buy 20 bottles of champagne
>>53979890
Bookmarked that, brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vei4kacCdsI
>>53979855
who's this sperm wyrm?
>>53979930
ta, might watch it
>>53980002
weird eyes. also a bit too sunken when not exposed with make up
Liberals have made race relations worse than they've been since slavery
>>53979943
Voting for someone based on outward characteristics that they cannot control such as their skin colour or what is in between their legs is the height of stupidity
Watching BBC news, the milf newsreader is giving me a chubby. I love big mummy boobs
>>53979966
Germany deserved to win, they truly were the master race
>>53980008
i like planxtys version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0Bq4-fCH0c
>>53979991
leave her johnny was a capstan and pump shanty
Great morning at the hockey. Great turn out
>>53979953
https://youtu.be/_XlH7gSvAkc
>>53980008
whheyy heeeyyyy roll and go
>>53980063
uh no that would be racists.
>>53980078
pics?
![Quorthon_-_Young[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ngYz9ZO.jpg "Quorthon_-_Young[1].jpg")
quorthon desu
>>53980060
>weird eyes
her eyes are her best feature desu
Need some tunes like what the Jamiroquai lads do
bored lads
>>53980060
Rasheed
>>53980060
>pointy elbows
you're not a bender are you lad
>>53980089
>a capstan and pump shanty
u wot? I don't speak boat mate
>>53979855
She is the definition of semen demon
>>53980097
whats this shite
sounds like chinky restaurant music
When your dad has alzheimer's and dementia it sucks.
I'll do anything for my family
Having to make a decision that should be right for me and also hurting.
#nomorehurling
>>53980132
colour yes
but position is not ideal
would fix if she was a rpg character
I always end up looking somewhere for your smile
At the railway crossing of the fast pace town
Even though I know you won't be here
If life can be repeated, I'll go to you many times over
There's nothing else that I want
Nothing else is more important than you
>>53980078
Just switch on your tv lad
>>53980175
agreed hurling is a rubbish sport for micks
>make toast
>butter it
>add slice of ham
makes a surprisingly tasty snack
>>53979991
>>53980089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1Ufc2hI4FM
Soldier songs are good too.
>>53980125
nah meat substitutes give me stomach aches
>>53980184
haha!
satire!!
>weird eyes. also a bit too sunken when not exposed with make up
got told I have nice eyes
baka @ people who STILL eat pork
I'm glad that 1.6 billion people don't eat it, otherwise there would be a lot more suffering
fb.com/littmobtv/videos/1645178849098079/
>When I wake up in the morning, love
>And the sunlight hurts my eyes
>And something without warning, love
>Bears heavy on my mind
>Then I look at you
>And the world's alright with me
>Just one look at you
>And I know it's gonna be
>A lovely day
really want a gf that loves me lads
>>53980218
>ham
>eating a filthy animal
Nigella lads
>>53980260
jesus
EVERY SOUNDBWOY SHUT UP
>>53980260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030
>>53980260
Excellent
>>53980229
Gives me tingles... but not the asmr kind haha! Tingles in my dick!
>>53980229
Why can't this get spammed and not those boibody, ugly asian chicks?
>>53980218
yorkham is fucking GOAT
whats the latest with poleaboo?
>>53980280
rasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXMey9IT7hk
good tune despite being made by dirty welsh desu
>>53980282
good lad
>>53980260
L-lisicki?
>>53980260
lads i'm sick of being in the dark, what happened to lisicki? i left /brit/ to get on with my life but it didn't work out so here i am again. what happened to him? i remember he was a bit of a tosser.
learning about religion
>>53980125
>no kvlt bf
NO HOMO
>>53980325
Because pakis have an inferiority complex and unironically think they're welcome here
>>53980154
a capstan was this. I believe it was used to winch the anchor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pcKOHSg4DI
Sailors had to pump out water in the ship and they had pump for it
>Recommended videos
>LSD for people with autism
hmm
>>53980282
>america banned this
nation of benders tbqh
>>53980372
posts like once a week now
>>53980372
probably just got bored of posting the same shit all day every day
>>53980260
>>53980325
she is a stunner
>>53980282
Did a dangerous lounge wank to one of her Christmas programmes a few years ago.
>>53980372
I've seen him in /sp/
>>53980384
oh I get you, so you mean it's what they sung when they were pumping out water?
>>53980260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc
>>53980325
this man speaks truth
asian girls do nothing for me especially the ones posted on here that act all kawaii senpai~ ^____^
such a turn off
>>53980474
yeah he keeps spamming threads telling people Swansea will make Europe
>>53980325
Gooks are unrelenting, you saw them do that kamikaze shit in WW2, would rather dive under tanks than cease their subhuman behaviour.
>>53980260
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>53980383
Why do they have to shit on everything nice in the world?
>>53980447
Who is she?
Please teach me
What does
FONT
RORKE and
RASHEED
mean???
>>53980497
yes. this was one of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2JO-i2aPs8
Would dive in front of a tank for my country
>>53980508
https://youtu.be/wtAdrd2k0Vc
>>53980447
>tfw leg fetish
>tfw mind has a boner but due to meds my cock isn't responding
I have been wanking far too much recently though might be that.
doing a cry
>>53980508
>Initial D
Good lad.
>>53980447
ding dong
decided its a eurobeat night
why did so many bands come out of manchester in the 80s/early 90s
>>53980447
if she doesn't have a feminine penis i'm out
>>53980508
TOUGEEEE
>>53980613
anything to escape manchester
The patrician lad who wanted more tummy
>>53980626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-I4QTejkqo
>>53980613
because getting out of manchester is a dream everyone can identify with
>>53980634
>>53980565
I seen this time ago, still impresses me everytime I see it
satisfying as fuck desu
about to buy this truck lads
>>53980700
>>53980725
Can you help me move house?
>>53980725
thats not a truck its a car
just made an absolute cracking reaction image lads
feel free to save it
>>53980634
great tummy
>>53980698
reminder that if no girls text you this weekend then you're a FUCKING LOSER
this posh bird im chatting up keeps trying to talk to me about "dressage" - some horse show thing
how am i supposed to know what to say to this? all i want is an easy shag
getmein keep emailing me about how I better act fast or I won't get babymetal tickets despite the fact that I already bought them.
Worrying desu
>>53980725
>not getting a van
>>53980508
>>53980675
>>53980612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ILwowd1Ucg
can you race the downhill in a 1.2 saxo?
>>53980748
>truck
FOY
>>53980759
That's not.
>>53980788
Tell her you're hung like a horse and she can dressage you all night long ;P
and another, i'm unstoppable
>>53980802
if i wanted to I bet I could
>>53980802
Can do some mad skids in the local car park m8
>working in Tesco
>people from old school walk in
>>53980759
Ew, cara has a gross stomach
How did that chimp bitch even become a model. Ugly body, ugly face.
Poleaboo went to family event today, a birthday, walking through the town he noticed more white people than brown. Absolutely revolting, if a brown person walked through a white area (don't know why they'd want to as they're all shitholes) then they'd be assaulted.
Walking back home, he noticed a friend from high school
>the friend initiated
>he had a gold tooth, poleaboo commented
>his voice is deeper now, poleaboo joked his balls finally dropped (turns out he got married and lives in Birmingham now)
>the friend is graduating this July from uni due to his run ins with the law
>twice arrested for sexual assault, jailed the second time
>poleaboo said he had graduated last year and is looking for work
>asked for his number
>didn't know it off the top of his head, wasn't carrying his phone
>gave him the number of the most recent phone to be taken by the pigs
Fuck, should drop my his parents place or something once the phone from the solicitor gets here
>>53980538
jellybeannose she has a youtube channel where she dances in underwear and models clothes
>>53980875
ouch m8
>>53980794
email them m8
don't fuck this up, it will be a bad omen for my nippon trip
>>53980788
>how am i supposed to know what to say to this?
Its the horses dancing around thing, be interested but dont try to find shit out and pretend you know stuff. Good chance she likes jodphurs too.
>>53980823
>>53980879
high test benders out
>>53980802
yeah course, my dad went to school with Colin McCrae
>>53980613
think about how miserable manchester is now, it was even worse back then
>>53980761
>>53980879
bender
>>53980875
My worst nightmare. I'm a delivery driver and have delivered to old classmates. Painful.
If I have to deliver to my ex I think I'll kill myself
>>53980914
alri ill ask if she wears them might be a good way to transition away from this snore fest
>>53980893
Is he a paki?
KFC gravy is the most overrated shite ever.
>>53980902
>267 videos
You are the fuckin nigga!
Used to be able to pour the perfect glass of beer but my natural talent seems to have disappeared
>>53980549
font is when someone is not fond of the typeface or 'font' that someone has used in their post. they are requesting that the poster try an alternative 'font' in their next attempt.
im stuffed with this chinese food, can i just put it in the tub and put it in fridge to reheat later?
>>53981003
it's literally made of the used oil that they recycled for 4 days and can't anymore
>>53980986
Problem, George?
>>53981003
bit like janet then
>>53980788
dressage is horses dancing
it's literally gayer than having sex with someone of the same sex
>>53981024
why are you putting it in the bath first
>>53980875
Everyone from my old school is a normie and they've all finished uni and now have boring office jobs like marketing consultant or w/e
>>53981024
that's why they give you those tubs with lids lad
>>53981003
boojum is the most overrated shite ever
>>53981003
I reckon their coleslaw made my throw up once
Was watery and flavourless, disgusting
>>53980746
if you pay for a night at the pub
>>53981024
no that's impossible, you have to throw it away
of course it's ok you pillock
>>53980788
Wouldn't recommend dating horse girls
>>53980910
Nah it's alright, worked it out. Just an automated thing because I put them in my cart once, cancelled, then bought them.
>>53980918
fuck off bender you literally obsess over an ugly chimp with a moustache and monobrow
Lads just ordered a takeaway and the delviery driver was the bellend from my old school
Hhahahaha what a spaz
rub a dub dub
duckys in the tub
>>53981024
Aye lad it'll be grand. Keep it in a dark place.
>>53981039
It's pure rank never eating it again, bought a bottle of their secret sauce though and it's grand.
>>53981048
Benders out.
>>53981072
Aye fuck that shite mucker, hipster bollocks. Have you been to bubbacue?
>>53981079
Think I might stop eating KFC 2bh.
>>53981102
Shut it, Amoeba pond scum
>>53981123
did you even read my post? i just want an easy shag
What do I wear with these boots?
>>53981003
Janet's not as interesting as you seem to think she is.
>>53980788
>>53981123
True 2bh
Girls who like horses, farm animals or cars are psycho
>>53981128
>cancelled
haram
>>53980788
tell her the only dressage you know about is undressage, then pinch her arse and give her a cheeky wink
you'll have her legs spread within 5 mins tops la
>>53981174
jockstrap
>>53981196
Was when I was explorin prices innit
>>53981174
a fedora
lean on me
when you're not strong
and I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
>>53981162
well i'm sorry but you were asking a very stupid question
why do you need /brit/'s approval to put leftovers in the fridge you spacker
feeling it
>>53981174
gimp suit
>>53981216
Fuck off yank
>>53981132
youre the fucking bender
cara is proper fit
>2016
>putting your leftover chinky in the fridge
>>53981226
you owe me a beer desu
I'm a bit mad
>>53981174
Baggy sweatpants. Likle the ones in pic. Go full soldier mode you'll look like a fucking weirdo though unless you're attractive.
>>53981190
What have you got against her? She's talented and cute.
>>53981278
>yank saying bender
>>53981278
They photoshopped her outie bellybutton LOL
>>53981307
Rasheeds
I've got a mob like asap rocky
>>53980229
As soon as I opened this, Rules of Nature started playing
It went along perfectly
Kek
>>53981278
shit feet tho
>>53981307
ugly fucking gypsy commies
>mates want to do something with me
just want to go to bed but they won't take no for an answer
>>53981323
>he's never seen futureama
>>53981307
My sister is now Private A. Ymous, British Royal Army
Girls in fatigues are my fetish
>>53981133
*Slips you a fiver to delete this post*
>>53981174
pinrolled jeans, and a harrington
>>53981343
>people with outie belly buttons
Seriously fucking disgusting
>>53981358
Rasheed.
>>53981303
Will bring a warm tinny of stella down my pants
>>53981174
all the responses from street wear pussyos to this post haha
theyre basic as fuck m8 wear them with jeans
