The Chase to my knob is on edition
Germans must ban ALCOHOL if they want to prevent further sex attacks and help North Africans integrate, says Muslim group
cara poo
crayon pop
>You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.
why is he so autistic
>>53970324
For him
scurry my little runts, SCURRY
![Corbis-U921164ACME[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6FdfbEC.jpg "Corbis-U921164ACME[1].jpg")
Me and the lads x
lads
Why does /brit/ have an obsession with k-on?
I unironically like it ngl
The group complained that the female victims had brought the unwanted attention to themselves by dressing in a manner that North African men were not accustomed to.
The group claimed: 'You cannot expect to chuck a naked antelope in front of a lion and not expect it to react. It is mind boggling that with so much time spent teaching children about sex at school, they completely forget to pass on this basic biological fact.'
off to a tinder date lads, how do I look?
wife's son said I look great
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35383371
>At least 42 migrants have drowned overnight in two separate shipwrecks in the Aegean Sea, officials say.
>One boat went down off the coast of the small Greek islet of Kalolimnos, killing 34 people, including 11 children.
>Another eight people died after a boat sank off the island of Farmakonisi.
When is Britain going to step up and do something about these tragedies?
>>53970360
Tey've never had alcohol before, how can they be blamed for the German government not recognising and adapting to this difference in culture.
Would do terrible things for a qt gf that I can cuddle with
>>53970405
those haircuts that are /fa/ now
weird how fashion goes in circles 2bh
>>53970398
>>53970419
It's literally just two obnoxious autists who spam it
>>53970419
k-on is near universally loved, m8.
>>53970451
Shirt, tie and Fedora lad
dont have anyone to go to the yung lean concert with ;_;
>>53970421
>mfw mudshits are literally savage animals
kyary
back from work lads
>>53970489
come to babymetal with us x
think i could actually sleep now
Going to try and find a date on Grindr so I can have my first cuddle and blowie of 2016.
Wish me luck.
ha ha ha
hee hee hee
>>53970421
>mfw muslims/arabs literally think of themselves as flies buzzing around a pile of shit
>>53970489
ill go with you if youre on about the london one x
How fast can you make a rollie lads?
Just did one in 50 seconds desu
>>53970525
>come to babymetal with us x
Is there a legit /brit/ outing to Babymetal? sounds both autistic and fun desu
>>53970489
>google Yung Lean
>looks like a mong
>youtube Yung Lean
>sounds like a mong
dottore, dottore, dottore del buco del cul vaffancul vaffancul
>>53970528
Me too
I have to stay awake until a normal bedtime though otherwise my sleep routine will remain fucked
>>53970453
reminder
>>53970570
manchester lad im a poorthener
>>53970542
bender
>>53970582
>fun
>implying
>>53970582
me and ky are going (we went to the kyary concert before)
its bare expensive though, unless you want to sit like a pleb
>>53970572
a rollie pollie? not done one since primary school haha but 50 seconds sounds like ages
>>53970451
*step*
>>53970572
That's fucking slow lmao
About 20 seconds
>>53970608
consider yourself binned then
Personally, i blame that bloody global warming
used to look like david bowie
lel
>>53970608
Are you the lone NYE meet-up lad?
how are those tablet rubber keyboards? do they work at all off a desk?
>>53970562
This
>>53970602
Wish I could grow a beard as well as these turbopakis can.
>>53970643
I know you.
>>53970633
How are you so quick, what the fuck
It takes you 20 seconds to get a skin, a filter, break up the tobacco, spread it in the skin and then roll it?
Fucking lightning fingers over here
>>53970645
kek, accurate
>a rollie pollie? not done one since primary school haha but 50 seconds sounds like ages
>>53970655
haha no i don't even live in manchester but it's just the closest he's coming to me
>>53970600
are you a neet that stays up late all the time until they get up in the afternoon and try to skip a nights sleep to get back to normal?
>>53970643
if David Bowie had a birth defect instead of being a handsome, androgynous qt.
You look more like Thom Yorke you gimpy twat
gf with our new kitty
This country has gone mad
>Vicars should grow beards to reach out to Muslims, bishop suggests
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/12115434/Vicars-should-grow-beards-to-reach-out-to-Muslims-bishop-suggests.html
>>53970750
FONT
got a powerful bum
we're not scaremongering
this is really happening
>>53970694
yeah i'm david bowie
http://strawpoll.me/6609125
help
Do your father drive a car?
Does your father drive a car?
Which one is correct?
>>53970643
relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJdA7dwx6-4
>>53970593
>implying Kyoto isn't a wobbler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMgkt9jdjTU
>>53970787
wew
What is with your countries irrational obsession with muzzies, lad?
>>53970844
2nd
what do you call the thing david bowie has where one eye doesnt dilate (de-dilate?)
>>53970742
Yes. I went to bed at 3pm yesterday and woke up at 1am this morning. Almost full circle I guess
>>53970844
Does
>>53970822
Max.
>>53970844
>>53970844
Does your father drive a car?
zis one
>>53970844
>Does your father drive a car?
That one is correct lad
>>53970827
what book mate
>>53970853
I'm not a council dwelling chav, go take your wank music somewhere else
>>53970853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzv-vXFptcg
>>53970864
then do not try to relate to me being exhausted from starting work at 8am all week you leech
>>53970827
Post what you'll watch and I'll tell you if it's a film, flick, or movie.
>BBC News
>A man must give the police 24 hours notice before having sex
what
>>53970844
'Do' is correct, don't listen to these trolls turkbro :)
>>53970887
>>53970844
>>53970827
Did you on your walk through town yesterday?
>>53970844
Correct modern English would be
"Ay my nigga do your dad slang a whip or na?"
>>53970885
no Dave
>>53970887
Who is that little bloke?
the project I've been working on at work is going to be published on the World Wide Web soon lads :s
>>53970859
>>53970868
>>53970892
>>53970901
Thanks lads
Is it because we take ''your father'' as ''he''
Like Does he drive a car?
>>53970922
Sorry mister posho intellectual. I'll be sure to post Gustav Holst next time to appease your superior taste
>>53970887
what am i looking at here
>>53970974
that's angry little jack
massive fireworks display across the road lads
If all the Oscar nominees were black, no one would bat a fucking eyelid
>>53970993
*updates antivirus software*
>>53971011
whats the celebration
watching a netflix show about london negroids called top boy
/fa/ recommended it
>>53970941
is this an actual new law?
>>53970999
Does your father own a car? (singular)
Do your parents own a car? (plural)
>>53970999
Yes
>>53970905
was gonna listen to some podcast about frederick the great, i know its pretty fedora but whatever im interested in it
>>53970939
blow
>>53970958
yes x
>>53971054
dunno
might be for end of exams but looks like it's from city hall so dunno x
>>53971057
A man cleared of raping a woman has been ordered to give police 24 hours notice before he has sex.
The man, in his 40s, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was acquitted in 2015 at a retrial after claiming the alleged victim had consented.
An interim sexual risk order, initially imposed in December, has been extended for four months by magistrates in York.
It requires the man disclose any planned sexual activity to the police or face up to five years in prison.
The order - which was drawn up by magistrates in Northallerton, North Yorkshire, and extended in York - reads: "You must disclose the details of any female including her name, address and date of birth.
"You must do this at least 24 hours prior to any sexual activity taking place."
It also contains restrictions on his use of the internet and mobile phone devices and requires him to inform officers of any change of address.
A further court hearing in May will decide whether the interim order should be made into a full order, which has a minimum duration of two years and can last indefinitely.
Sexual risk orders were introduced in England and Wales in March last year and can be applied to any individual who the police believe poses a risk of sexual harm, even if they have never been convicted of a crime.
They are civil orders imposed by magistrates at the request of police.
been lifting shirts lately
>>53971055
It's not bad to be honest. Kano is in it.
>>53970931
Already seen, not very good. Japanese people are not natural rappers it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv2ABfme1x4
This is alri though
>>53970860
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anisocoria
why do all chinkies charge for deliveries
>>53970974
>>53971003
your average turkish """""man"""""
>>53971084
bbcs a load of balix
>Guy I know from school who used to suck his thumb and was universally known as the wettest blanket in the school has just announced he's getting married on Facebook.
>>53971078
How did your exam yesterday go?
>>53971084
what happened to innocent until proven guilty
>>53970376
underrated
jesus you guys weren't kidding about reddit being full of pseudo-intellectual plebs
>>53971084
>found not guilty
>still being punished
It's like a sex ASBO.
Since she falsely accused him of rape is she under one of these too, or was she convicted for lying to the police and imprisoned?
>>53971118
>This is alri though
>>53971084
This is literally what feminism wants
>>53971118
It's because Japanese is not a rapping language.
And Japs, like most other foreign rappers have to throw in a decent amount of English to fill gaps.
having a drink with a straw and i just caught myself blocking one of my nostrils as the straw went in my mouth
too much drugs i think
>>53971101
who is kano
>>53970283
reminds me of a story from the other day
>go in for an accounting exam first thing monday morning
>we get the usual no phones and everything in your bags stuff
>also get told to take off our jackets
>a girl who is from Africa sits down at her seat with her coat on
>head invigilator tells her to take it off
>girl says that she needs to keep it on
>invigilator says that she needs to take it off
>girl says she NEEDS to keep it on because if she takes her coat off, she can't concentrate and will go to sleep
>everyone starts giggling
>invigilator looks defeated, just walks away
>>53971134
Has anyone else noticed how it's always the wet, boring cunts who end up with gfs?
I'm pretty sure this is a thing
>jesus you guys weren't kidding about reddit being full of pseudo-intellectual plebs
>>53971069
>>53971067
Thank you guys
>>53970974
>>53971003
Köksal Baba
>>53971084
Dave Chappelle predicted this
I'm too interesting and manly to have a girlfriend desu
>mum forgot tesco shop was arriving
>run all the way home
>theyre already waiting outside
>full on sprint down a hill to get there
>key sticks
>no clue where any bags are
>pile the whole entirety of tesco's warehouse into the hallway including about 30 2 litre bottles of water
>delivery nonce doesnt think im over 18
>finally get to start bringing stuff into the kitchen
>fridge is already fucking full
>spend 20 minutes playing tetris with everything already in there to make room for the new things
>spent 10 minutes lugging water through the house
>treat myself to a jam doughnut for my hard work
>the fuckers forgot to ice it
sprinkled some icing sugar over the cunt and its actually quite nice
ama about my day for i am well (pardon my yankese) pooped x
>>53971165
It will be because the cops know he keeps following women, you only get these for doing the same shit over and over again but staying just inside the law. There has to be a lot of evidence against someone and the police or social services believe there is ongoing risk.
You know, we always called each other Good Lads. Like you say to somebody, "you're going to like this lad, he's alright, he's a good lad, he's one of us". You understand? We're good lads. Wise guys.
>>53971084
Shareef don't like it
>>53971278
My cousins bf is an absolute boring reddit tier ponce
>>53971323
>2 litre bottles of water
People actually buy these?
>>53971278
yeah it's really fucking hard for edgy, thrilling people like you and I to get gfs, it's ridiculous
>>53971180
Literally all the stereotypes I hear about Reddit turn out to be true.
What's sad is that it's a far more accurate representation of modern 18-30 year olds than 4chan is
two lovers entwined pass me by
and heaven knows im miserable know...
>>53971323
*likes*
>>53971071
Lucky you, it's a movie
>>53971323
>notice note on fridge today saying how theres a tesco delivery at 3
>just before 3 tell my housemate im going to uni for a bit
>leave house and just go for a casual walk so i dont have to help him get in the shopping
heheheheheh
>>53971323
>BUYING BOTTLED WATER
AYYYY LMAO
>>53971323
Why'd your mummy buy more groceries if you're already full?
Have a party this weekend?
>>53971323
>buying bottled water
>>53971380
the northerners did when their tap water would give them the shits
but apparently the water in London will give you the shits anyway, so they drink only bottled water
what kind of person actually goes to a Kyary concert?
oh
its friday
>>53971323
What was the incline on the hill?
>in college common room
>some year 12 lad walks in and greets his mates
>one of his mates unironically wears a fedora sometimes, sometimes he comes in with a canon camera around his neck
>he shouts "OH SHIT I HAVENT CHECKED REDDIT YET"
>watched him sit on a computer unironically browsing Reddit for an hour until I had to go to my lesson
The stereotypes are real
>>53971471
enjoy your fluoride
>>53971264
The Aussie guy that Sonya fights.
>>53971489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zqgN4mGdQ
>>53971489
me in the future
>>53971531
I'll be laughing when I grow bone claws and become weapon x.
>>53971531
lots of people live where water isn't fluoridated
>>53971380
mum n dad dont like tap water and dad thinks its cheaper to get 1000000 bottles a week than to buy a filter
>>53971451
dont know the fucking dozy cow
theres more green vegetable shite in the fridge now than we could ever eat before it all goes off
not to mention the 7 milk bottles
>>53971471
>>53971450
what am i missing
>>53971404
followup: just accidentally flipped my fucking doughnut plate over and have covered myself in icing sugar
doing a cry and might start drinking early
>>53971505
bout yay steep
enough that i couldnt stop myself and had to grab the fence, msutve looked a right knob to mr delivery
what takeaways should I get for dinner later?
>>53971489
people who love themselves and live their lives x
>>53971572
come to babymetal la, it will be bantz
sucking sugar off my jeans
>>53971516
>college
how's year 8 mate?
>>53971605
get a curry lad
>>53971480
>apparently the water in London will give you the shits anyway, so they drink only bottled water
Wrong the water is perfectly drinkable
Funny how everyone here paints London as an uninhabitable third world shithole. Is it out of jealousy I wonder?
http://strawpoll.me/6609018
http://strawpoll.me/6609018
http://strawpoll.me/6609018
http://strawpoll.me/6609018
http://strawpoll.me/6609018
http://strawpoll.me/6609018
http://strawpoll.me/6609018
http://strawpoll.me/6609018
http://strawpoll.me/6609018
>>53971605
poo express
in bed with my bf (best friend) haha
no homo
>>53971493
>tfw got nothing to drink in
>tfw stranded in the middle of nowhere and the local shop for local people has just closed
>>53971640
It's alri so far desu
>>53971638
i don't really know babymetal desu
will diclazepam and ritalin be bad together lads
>>53971605
haven't done a chinese in a while, so I would do a chinese
>>53971581
>don't like tap water
>lives down south
It all makes sense now. Up in t'North in Gods own county (Yorkshire) the water is perfecto
>>53971572
you said you've been, so what are they like?
>>53971641
>yank """""curry"""""
been waiting all day on my computer parts
hurry the fuck up amazon you mongs
>>53971664
neither do I desu just going for fun
>>53971657
I bought alcohol with no intention to drink it
not sure why
>>53971651
The fuck
Do you have a cousin that's 18 and lives in England?
>>53971639
ur mum was sucking sugar off me cock haha
>>53971265
>>53971323
>>53971516
>things that never happened
>(never)
>>53970787
Such a clickbait headline
The telegraph has gone to absolute shit and is probably one of the worst online news outlets these day
>>53971701
>Yorkshire
>Gods own county
funny way of spelling Lancashire
>>53971704
for you
>>53971638
>>53971139
alright not gr8
might get a first depending on how lenient the mark schemes for the descriptive parts are
>>53971704
nah thats another kyaryposter
just ordered a lamb korma xx
köksal baba ve çiki çiki baba-2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo7P6PjHg5o
>>53971711
Fucking jody
>>53971708
lol what. its made by pakis or indians you fucking mong. its similar to yours.
>hurry the fuck up amazon
>>53971711
>Americans
APOLOGIZE
>>53971679
Nope. It's incredible you feel like a superhuman. I always do it and go to the pub and just talk to randomers great craic.
The combo of downers and uppers being dangerous is a meme it's not real. If you have a speed overdose in hospital they give you diazepam.
Do it lad and shitpost away. Snort the ritalin though, better hit.
>>53971717
no, why?
>>53971711
GAS ALL WOMAN NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>53970887
why not just charge the fucker to knock him over then sit on him?
>>53971727
mine is with the african girl
it literally happened
she's a bit of a weirdo and i was surprised the invigilator gave in to her
No one gave me the secret /brit/ handshake today at work so I'm guessing I didn't interview any of you?
>>53971701
aint yorkshire where all the muslims rape children?
>>53971712
What'd you buy la?
>>53971798
can't poach the roach
>>53971711
let this be a lesson to you white knights, all women are WHORES!
>>53971790
You look like my mates Australian cousin desu
Business idea: Pretend to be Robbie Williams on /brit/
>>53971708
yank tier post desu. Do you think you're the only country with brown people that make curry? They even still have the accents! WoW!!!!!!! who would've known
>>53971644
Hmmm, having a best-friend I can fuck does sound appealing, but I love da pussy too much, 2bh
>>53971759
Not sure what you mean
>meet up with kylad
>had a few beers
>took a pic with qt jap girlband
>listened to fun concert full of energy
cringing at myself desu
>>53971798
theyre humouring him senpai
>>53971824
Once again
>things that NEVER happened
>>53971843
cant murk the turk
>>53971489
I want to go if i can convince some people to get smashed and go
>>53970885
are you someone i would know in real life or a masked memesman from the internet?
>>53971733
This it's basically the Daily Mail at this point
>obsessive Royal coverage
>muh expenses scandal
Hello I'm Robbie Williams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vN8AA6hmVI
>>53971833
He'll say it's not part of true Yorkshire now, but later on if you ask him to draw an outline of where Yorkshire is, he'll include it in there
It's a typical yorkshire tactic
>>53971756
>Lancashire
>God and Archangel Michael's faces when
>>53971833
One of the places, unfortunately, yes.
>>53971865
FOY
>>53971761
I'm glad it wasn't catastrophic anyway.
/brit/ Valentine's Day meet-up where m80s?
>>53971865
you know english people can visit america right? or even move there? and taste your cuisine?
>>53971897
I just remember you posting ages ago.
>>53971842
i5-6600k
16gb ddr4
samsung 850 500gb ssd
gtx 960 because it seems the next line will be really good so i'll just upgrade in a years time or something
Cooler Master RR-212E
>>53971936
Factory. we need to go on the pull
>>53971949
disappointing
invigilator yesterday was proper aggressive 2bh was a bit weird
actually shouted at us a few times "if you cheat, you WILL be caught" aha didn't need that at 9am before a 3 hour exam x
>>53971884
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PROVE IT HAPPENED THEN
>>53971936
Bradford train station la
literally guzzling tacos rn
>go to thailand
>live in 3 bedroom penthouse
>fuck prostitutes every night
>life is great
>have to come back to the UK
>>53971937
except pakis are making your curries. and guess what? pakis are making our curries too! yes pakis that directly emigrated from pakistan.
shocking
tru
>>53971389
I think the average redditor is somewhere in the middle, normies but autistic at the same time
they don't seem to understand the concept of irony, either, which leads me to believe that almost all of its userbase are American.
>>53971998
nons
anyone else enjoy being humiliated sexually
not talking about cuck shit just kind of general humiliation, particularly focussed on your kinks/fetishes
>>53971998
how many diseases did you get
>Robbie Williams has been dead for 4 years
>>53971936
Rotherham, the UK City of love
>>53971932
could well have been
questions 1 and 2 were tricky which put me in a very bad frame of mind
>>53971977
Think I have you on steam
>>53971921
What a bender it can't be that bad
really want to go to thailand and fuck thin just starting to bloom girls desu
>>53971936
no can do muhammed would behead me
>>53972060
probably
>>53971180
visit r/4chan lad. probably the weirdest place ive seen desu
>>53972001
ours are better tho haha
>>53971964
yeah init
>>53971727
swear on maisies life i am coated in icing sugar right now
>>53971722
not nice
>>53971701
i dont even see the problem desu i drink tap water all the time its a bit limescaley but that just means its got minerals n that, healthy init, lovely unique taste
r/atheism is the only good subreddit
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3411641/Germans-ban-ALCOHOL-want-prevent-sex-attacks-help-North-Africans-integrate-says-Muslim-group.html
we must ban alcohol too, if london is to carry on being the vibrant metropolis it is.
Making a new religion
having a banana bread beer and a spliff lads
YOU ARE SLEEPING
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BELIEVE
>tfw I've got a slender, willowy, twink-tier body
>tfw i'm only really attracted to high-test, thick, curvy, and sometimes chubby girls
bet I'd look horrible in porn lmao
>>53971964
>DDR4 build with only a 960
>wasting more money instead of just saving up a bit for a 280 or something
bad lad but what games are you gonna play first?
MISTER
LOOKATCHOGIRL
SHE LOVES IT
(I can see it in her eyes, she) HOPES THIS LASTS FOREVER
HEY
>>53972104
a desperate cry for attention
Sara @ssaradavidson 18 hrs18 hours ago
Tories calling Lenin a 'mass murderer' (which he wasn't) when Churchill is their idol. Mon tae fuck.
Severly fucking deluded. Can't believe she praises mass murderers and she is anti-semitic. Literally a walking hippocampus
