1st for Buddhism
2nd for Zoroastrianism
/asean/ more like /based/. post some folk music. not happy ones
Do we have a synagogue here?
>>53953893
DESIGNATED
4th for Gay sex
>>53953903
I heard there's one in Makati
>>53953921
>Makati
Oy vey
I'm just gonna...
For world peace Islam must be destroyed.
NO SEX TOURISTS ALLOWED
PUTANG INA, ALIS!
>No.53953942
ahahaha holyshit a talking monkey
>>53953969
t. orangutan
>>53954008
>t.Macaca fascicularis philippensis
>>53953893
I want happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjkrdy2A_HI
>>53954268
either this map is confusing or someone memeshaded those countries
>>53954268
>germany
Manila is a shithole
>>53953908
Haram
Only lightskined flips
Are allowed to post here
We have no time for you nigger bisayan squatter butthurt
Where muh lightskin flips at
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam#Demographics
>The majority of Muslims live in Asia and Africa.Approximately 62% of the world's Muslims live in Asia, with over 683 million adherents in Indonesia, Pakistan, India, and Bangladesh.
>no mention of malaysia
What is this?
Last month I register to a porn site. Then I keep getting this. How do I make it stop?
>>53953882
My Kyoanibro
>>53954544
use a new account
Duterte a shithole maker
>>53954544
Just reply Kontol to all of them.
>>53954533
Because Muslim in malaysia are lesser than 62%
>>53954637
how come all the terrorist come from malaysia though
>>53954496
>>53953770
HAHAHAH holy shit!
>fat as fuck but i'm """""white"""""
>poorfags btfo
time for your 8th lunch you repugnant greasy landwhale.
>>53954496
is this enough to get chinita gf?
>>53954674
The real question is, how come all those terrorist targeting indo cities.
>>53954680
Shitskin poorfags gtfo go eat your garbage
Yuck
IloIlo/Cebu the gates of shit
>>53954710
because indonesia isn't as radicalized as malaysia?
>>53954786
so why are those 'malaysian' terrorist arent targetting malaysian/singapore cities?
>BUT
>BUT
>IM WHITEEEEE IT DOESNT MATTER
TOP FUCKING HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>53954826
because they breed and thrive there?
what kind of question is this
>>53954826
why would they bomb themselves? desu
please post bomb scare so I don't have to go to uni
or bomb me
>>53954826
sponsored by Malay gov
>>53953846
Hookers should be cheaper?
>>53954707
>>53954496
You're an albino, aren't you.
>>53953846
why is it that it's everyone else who should make way for islam?
>>53954969
n-no I just don't leave my house often
>>53954723
>I'm fat, so I'm rich.
>m-muh lightskin
can't make this shit up твн senpai
>>53954867
so you are saying that indonesia environment are making 'ordinary' malaysian radicalized.
Totally not out fault.
>>53954934
This isn't mahathir gov. Also, most malaysian doesnt even know or even care about the malaysian armament of southern flips during mahathir time.
>>53954901
but if you're bombed, how will i bomb your puki everynight?
reminder that behind every single malaysian post is a hardline radical fundamentalist islamist living in their terror cells waiting for the right moment to strike
report and ignore malaysian poster
Going to be in Bangkok in a couple of hours. What was that shopping center some tripping flip recommended me? I forgot the name
BE NICE TO EACH OTHER
OR I'M CRASHING THIS THREAD
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>53953846
This is very rude towards the Jewish people
>>53955037
that's what I meant
make sure I won't be able to stand up the next day so I can skip uni
>>53955036
keep digging your own shit grave shitskin :-DDD
are you hungry? I'm not
>>53955089
typical,you're only response is terrorism
pottery
>>53955090
Not lewd enough
have this
>>53955099
>not sem break
your lose
>>53955090
That usagi's mine :3
>>53955153
if you say so
This is comedy gold, the inferiority and persecution complex is real,
I wonder if that triggered guy is that bisayan from iloilo
Proposition for dissolving and ethnically cleansing Malaysia:
1) All Chinese to Singapore.
2) All Indians to Philippines because they can use real cuisine.
3) Pure muslim Malaysia annexed by Indonesia because they can use more boobs that cause earthquakes.
4) I move to Flip
I'm going to marry your sister
>>53955175
Yun Yun > Megumin
>>53955059
don't listen to anything that obnoxious weeabo is saying. just go out there and have fun, provonikovski.
>>53955125
>are you hungry? I'm not
you've just had your 8th lunch, ofc you're not.. YET. give it an hour and your 1st dinner out of 12 will commence.
>>53955417
>All indians to PH
fuck you.
>I move to Flip
p-please no. g-go bomb somewhere else p-please.
>>53955468
Imouto is for her oniichan
Oneesan is for her otouto
>>53955417
>POO IN THE LOO
>Philippines
No thanks, you can keep them
>>53955470
Having food to eat is not really an insult here tbf
>>53955615
but odious """""white""""" fat faggots are apparently.
>>53955526
>>53955530
Ok. Compromise then.
Indians are temporarily moved to Flip until Flips can cook.
Afterwards you send them to Moroland.
If you pay me enough I will bomb Moroland in exchange for Flip residence permit.
>>53955417
>2) All Indians to Philippines
no thanks,I don't want even more noisy motorcycles on the streets
Is this a good drama, I'm I missing out?
>>53955724
I don't think even being considered white is aswell
>nah man you the bomb!
>>53955938
No, it sucks. It full of Flip-Indian who rides a noisy motorcycles
>>53955927
Are you mad?
Why would you allow them Indians motorcycles?
They have to teach Flip how to cook real food, tasty and healthy.
I am sick of fucking chubbies.
>>53956111
Nominated for /asean/ quote of the day.
>>53956115
>Why would you allow them Indians motorcycles?
because we are a free nation and can do what we want
>>53954496
t. Sex tourist
>>53956220
Oh shit.
Moroland gonna win.
reminder that southeast asian countries are beautiful ocean pearls that do not belong in a chink necklace
>>53955980
>t. white fatty faggot
>>53955089
DO IT FAGGOT!!!!!!
>Murrica coming to KanColle this summer
hype as fuck
>>53956587
why did I lose to this? goddammit
>>53956587
>Blake Munro
>makan kontol
wkwkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkwkkwkw
Did you miss me?
anyone have that le manalo face pic?
fuck i bit my tongue
arrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh
>>53954826
Because malay and sing are small fries.
>>53956706
nope
>>53956755
Hi peru
are you still trying to type khmer
are you excited for the return of the queen of /asean/?
>Friday Night
>Trannies are out again
Why isnt /asean/ getting that boipucci tonight?
>>53956656
stop this meme
what the fuck even are Malays?
Can someone red pill me please?
Majority look like brown chinks, but then others look like chinky Indians or chinky Arabs?
Please explain
>>53956736
Isn't that what your government prefers you to do anyway?
>>53956861
Underarms always triggers me
>>53956928
M'laysia is full of chinks and indians
There are still some pure malays
But that explains why you're seeing half chink half Indians walking around
>>53953846
For world peace every Muslim man, women and child must be destroyed
>>53956928
>explain
M'laysia Truly Asia is the only explanation that you'll ever need.
>>53956928
Look up malayan mongoloid. Different from asian mongoloid, but same root.
Southeast Asia is already soiled.
It belongs to China.
>>53956983
>Malaysia
>Yes
at this point should they still be even called malaysia?
>>53956928
Malaysia is full of currynig, chink, and brown chink.
Both chink and currynig are brought by Brits.
>>53956951
what?
>>53955528
>not going FWB with his oneesan while his imouto is yet to grow up
Step it up senpai
>>53956928
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malay_chicken
>>53956981
What is with Jews being forbidden in Christian Churches?
"50 Filipino foods that define the Philippines"
http://travel.cnn.com/explorations/eat/40-delicious-filipino-dishes-157035/
OMG.jpg
How can you prefer this over Flip-Indians with noisymotorcycles?
>>53957493
because I am against >muh diversity
>>53957529
thank god spain only let people who convert into the country,otherwise we would have a shit ton more chinese
Orcs
>>53957630
Aswang
>>53957668
tyanak
>>53957600
>cucked by westerners
>proud
>>53957712
how's that any different from indons,bruneis and indons sucking arab cock?
at least I don't wake up everyday and have to force myself to say hi to my indian neighbor.
>leave house
>pass by neighbor
>it's not a chink
>say kumusta instead of nihao
>go to class
>greet teacher
>it's not an indian
>say kumusta instead of Namaste
>>53953846
I've been getting serious with a qt malaysian girl. I'm not Muslim tho and her dad wants me to convert to Islam
>all signs are in one language
>no subtitles in another language on TV
>no race hate crimes
>don't have to give way to other ethnicity
Cats
>>53957911
Have secks yet?
>>53957911
Your dubs is telling me that your jet fuel will melt her steel beams ;-)
>>53957943
Yes. We've been dating 3 years and she's talking about marriage and I don't know how I feel about that desu
>no race quotas
>no one forces you to mingle with other ethnicity to not look racist
>>53957911
you'd have your boipucci pounded by him or you'd only have to suck his dick if you're lucky. it's the only way around it bruv.
>no national india day
>no national china day
>all names on my books are names that I can read
>>53957979
Wow, such haram
>>53957911
do it,bump down their stats >>53957579
>>53958072
Anything + Malay = Malay desu
>>53957911
https://a.nigger.cat/oenhox.pdf
>Under Islamic law, as I understand it, a Muslim woman can only marry a Muslim man. However, a Muslim man can marry a Muslim woman or a Kitabiyyah. See for example section 10 of the Islamic Family Law (Federal Territories) Act 1984:-
>Section 10. Persons of other religions.
(1) No man shall marry a non-Muslim except a Kitabiyah.
(2) No woman shall marry a non-Muslim.
;__;7
>>53957777
>>53957777
culture duh
they're not so arabised as you flips hispanized
>>53958376
Me standing tall as the Agung
>>53958376
they literally pray in another tongue
>Hispanized
how so?
it's just the religion and that's it
I think you need to stop looking at the philippines like its still the 1800s
Help /asean/
Any dota hero that you can go afk fap and still win game?
>>53958593
play civ instead
>>53958593
stop playing manchildren game
>>53958608
is V better than IV?
>>53958593
>afk
Go for a jungle built Dark Seer
>>53958646
Indogs are just bad at it desu senpai
>>53958661
In my opinion no.
Civ V probably looks prettier, but Civ IV is better in almost every way.
>>53958661
V is more welcoming to new players and gets rid of dumb death stacks
just play V with mods
>>53958694
I hope they incorporate tech web into 6
>>53958593
>afk
found one of the many cancers of SEA DOTO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53958694
>>53958698
Is it a must to build walls in this kind of games?
>>53958698
What about Civ I?
>>53958756
>not going afk for 5 min
m8, the best comebacks I've seen are the ones who went afk for a bit while his teamm8s stacked up on exp.
>>53958762
early on yes
>falling for the STEM meme
hope none of my /asean/ friends have done this
>>53959086
It's too late already
No way out
>>53954637
>Because Muslim in malaysia are lesser than 62%
thank Allah for that.
I think I have UTI lads, I had 8 lucky me pancit canton just these two weeks :(
itt: we talk about 7 inch cocks
How can infidel women even compete?
>>53959793
I'll miss you butuanon
Test
STRIKE ONE
Post your dinner lads
>>53960148
DELET THIS
>>53960303
nice clone stamping skills you've got there, faggot.
>>53960148
It's good to have friends for dinner.
Why does our countrymen like that cuck Bernie and the traitor Hillary
Is it because of our socialist / leftist education or reddit?
>>53960547
Why wouldn't they like Bernie and Hillary? It's not like they have a choice, if you look on the other side what do they see? Trump? kek. I don't know about you but shitskins like you and me are hated by Trump, do you think Trump will care for shitskins like you and me?
>inb4 b-b-but I'm pale because I don't go out much!
LGBT
G
B
T
desu we don't really need feminist or LGBT movements in the Philippines. We're ranked top amongst the most accepting when it comes to LGBT and gender equality, depsite not having laws or interventions enforcing tolerance. If they want to endorse people's rights go to Africa or Middle East.
>>53960706
No. Trump is our only master. Even Our Lord and Savior Milo said so on Sky News
>>53961146
did god burn the faggots back in sodom and gamora
that's their purpose
no faggotry allowed
>>53960706
but Trump will keep China off our islands r-right?
Tfw our negotiator suck and Trump wants 50/50 cut in natural resources
>>53961146
lgbt orgs. here are not as powerful or as established as our religious ones that's just dead end pandering, its literaly college org tier
for the feminist there's Gabriela, that mostly handle rape cases and OFW's
>>53957433
In your shithholes maybe, I've been to Christian churches here. Never a mosque though, unless I had a gun I wouldn't step foot in one.
>>53961146
Was getting fucked in the ass by gay Catholic priest part of God's plan?
>>53960148
Ayam bakar
>>53960419
K
Bump
>>53961571
Yes, for Dudut
>>53961344
I don't know, it seems we're fucked no matter who gets into power. Bernie will probably bend over instead of fighting China. Hillary will probably do what Obama does right now and just keep them at bay and force us to join TPP. Trump is an absolute retard because he wants to abandon and alienate allies like the Saudis, letting the Russians gain influence in the Middle East instead and doesn't seem to get that a portion of their debt is Chinese owned and their trade reliant between each other.
>>53961222
But we're Asians, I don't think Trump wants to make Malaysia or Philippines great.
>>53959883
Tfw my 2 sisters saw me looking at this pic enlarged ;_;
>Malaysia
>only 50% Malay
>>53962286
You know what to do teach them about the bird and the butterflies, go tiger ;)
Weeeeeeeeeeew lads. The room in Bangkok is luxurious! Especially compared to what I had in Pattaya. There's even a safe here
>>53962101
friendly reminder he intends to forced apple to manufactured their product in usa instead of china's foxxcon.
Be prepare to spend shit tons of money on apple product hipsters
>>53962101
But I h8 SJW pandering democrats
>>53962423
how many cock did you get already?
>>53962429
>mfw businesses move to China to avoid high costs
>mfw we're fugged
>>53962466
I hate them too, but I h8 people like Trump just as much.
>>53962528
Zero. And what about you?
>mfw I just looked at Mahathir's ancestry
>mfw his grandfather is called Iskandar
>mfw all I could think is Iskandar, King of Conquerors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma80xRSu8AM
me on the left
I posted all my comment with my phone, and now I'm using my laptop, why there's no (YOU) in my past comment?
This is sucks, 4chen is suzcks
>>53962572
I like Trump cos he's funny
H-hi /asean/
>>53956981
keep dreaming nigga.wait till we get another 1000 hitler
>>53963750
The green and red on your flag hurts my eye.
They doesn't match t.bh f.am
>>53962423
Make sure to check the insides of the closet before you sleep at night
You don't want to be surprised by a ladyboy biting your nipples while holding you with all his might
>>53964015
Yeah. I guess ladyboys coming out of closets is a normal thing here
>>53963750
RARE
A
R
E
how do you post from all those floods senpai
>>53963750
Konbanwa MidorinoNihon-kun.
>>53964095
I've heard that they also hide themselves inside the bed. They wait until you're fast asleep then dry humps you to their satisfaction.
>>53964367
Disgusting desu
>>53964631
It ain't called BangCock for nothing, buddy.
good night, sleep tight. don't let the ladyboys hump you while you sleep at night.
Wait you can die from being shot at the leg?
Why there's a lot interracial cringe between nigger male and white female thread tonight?
I've seen like 5-6 threads already kek
>>53965264
It's just a natural occurrence to balance out the WMAF threads that are also being consistently made every day.
>>53965118
>what is bloodloss
Would you guys marry a Jap knowing she will sexually motivate your son to improve his studies?
>>53965118
Circulatory shock
>>53966592
Thanks
>>53966536
She can do that to her son. I'll do that to her daughter
>>53966840
She's actually your father's wife, thats practically haram m8
Lads
Fuck Filipinos
>>53967939
this tho
>>53967939
this
Dota rage again? Wew
>>53967939
Yeah, fuck them.
Gently.
>>53967183
She's practically my daughter in this situation. If she's qt...why the fuck not? Even Trump agrees with me
What is /asean/s favourite Radiohead song?
>>53968580
My Ummah and Al Qassam
>>53968682
Those are by Muse, not Radiohead.
> Bos said I have to go to office tomorow while all my friends are chilling on their home or maybe wank all day to chinese cartoon because holiday
> This job needs to be done in a day because the client said so
> Couldn't say no
> I don;t care if tomorrow I will wake up late
I'm working this hard yet have no gf, anon, why??
>>53968759
What do you work as?
>>53968759
>>53968781
do not answer that, he will send terrorist there if you answer
>>53968826
REKT
>>53968836
I'll send a guy over to help you.
>>53968580
Idioteque and I always listen to Weird Fishes recently
there's a disturbing lack of flipflags over here right now.
>>53968030
>>53967939
>>53968008
at least take me out to dinner first,you lewdsters
Good morning
>>53970986
Good Morning Ohio.
>>53971163
>Ohio
>>53967939
Ha
Serb got rekt by a bunch of flips at doto2 again
>>53972149
not so cute when it's in the rust belt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
>>53970429
I would for you :3
>>53972837
okay you can take me wherever you want
>>53973009
It'll be in your bedroom and you are the main course <3
>>53973551
>meme centre
>>53973795
Looks like you just came upon knowing that
>>53973551
are the badjao tales true?
>>53975072
how many fags do you see there on a daily basis?
why are gays more acceptable here? is it from being non-confrontational again?
>>53975072
I bet you aren't so bold irl
more like sillypenis mirite lads lmaooo
>>53976781
L-lucas?
>>53975828
None because we are all girls here
>>53976138
I'll be bold for you IRL
>>53977113
silly,western people are cute
>>53976027
because we need to make fun of someone else.
>>53977303
How about me? Am I cute?
My one of my friend told me that I can rent with them there's 7 of us. However, the only good house we found that includes the bills are for 6 people, I'm hoping one of his friends drop out because he was apparently. I hate being an awkward and friendless ;_;
how much do you pay for rent per month, sakurahime?
one of my law friend*
>>53976863
lucas desu
>>53977276
bet you'll turn red when I touch you
>>53977632
600 including bills, food and cleaning
>>53977899
is that lodgings? found a lodgings one only £520 per month that includes all bills
>>53977859
What if I'm the one touching you?
>>53978027
Not really though my landlady does offer her biggest room for that.
Mine's just rental.
I do have a friend that is staying with a host family though.
>>53978123
>>53978783
Hue hue hue. Not so bold now eh? What would happen if we hold hands?
>>53978121
anime friend
