BALTAUSNZ DIVISION edition
first for elton john
second for sverigetraden
First for driving 8 hours to uni campus only to be told I can't stay there despite signing a contract to because I no longer am enrolled into university
>>53953801
How long did you spend drawing this ffs
>>53953847
suck shit tbhfam
My body is a cage. I got very sick and I could be dead
>>53953847
>First for driving 8 hours to uni campus
wtf where do you live
>>53953801
Let's drag race, NZ
>>53953851
Quite a while tbqh
I need help familia. Can anyone remember a 90's cartoon on ABC about some space cowboys living on an asteroid? Maybe they where aliens. They could make their hands into the shape of a gun and shoot lasers at people
>>53953876
In the country la
Currently at maccas right now, gonna sleep in my car tonight and head on home to break the news to my family
>>53953880
do a skiddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABorxy0qGrU
>>53953895
I appreciate your efforts.
>>53953895
What percentage of your day do you spend posting on /balt-anz/, devising new memes for /balt-anz/, and/or preparing jpegs?
>>53953907
Why are you "no longer enrolled in university"? How did you not realise this; admin error?
>>53953880
lol i'll smoke you cuz
>>53953953
I was enrolled up until a couple of weeks ago when I had to do my finals, turns out I failed big time and got kicked out because of it, but had signed a contract to live at campus last year
>not a single Baltic people is feel for you
>not a Single Baltic is sad if you dead
I liked you
>>53953915
>NZ lad saying "het et, nyuguh"
Fuckin lol
>>53953953
After work for around 4 hours and on the free time in work i shitpost and think of ebin memes while on mobile. What a fun hobby.
>>53954026
That's clearly an islander
>>53954051
No difference
>>53954051
He's sounds more like the average bogan cunt
>>53954103
No one says nigga or yee-ah anymore other than Maoris and islanders
>>53954127
>anymore
but that vid is ancient
I have never visited the website "pen island"
>>53954402
More like penis land
XDDDDDDD
>>53954517
dob geg
there's some FUCKING AUSTRALIAN who keeps using my email to sign up for stupid shit
hello this is the dubs patrol
i'm tired and the fan is making my eyes dry but i can't turn it off or it'll be too hot
>>53954984
>hot
>january
How are you guys not a desert yet
>>53954904
sorry
>>53955074
Clayton Brill you utter cunt
>>53954904
I guess you can say, that you are...
...
...
...
...
...AUSTRALIALIZED!
get it?
XDDDDD
>>53954004
unfortunate lad, I was shit at uni too
>>53955041
>>53954984
put the fan under your desk and aim it upwards
>>53954984
put the fan behind you
>>53954984
blink more often or just close your eyes
REEE IT'S SOME FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD
I found his real email
help me compose a mail asking him to stop
>Tfw no raven-haired nsatiable sex addict strong loyal Baltic woman to cook me borscht and smoke and regard other woman with suspicion
Feels fucking awful senpai
>>53955335
>Baltic
she was ruskie
>>53955348
During the soviet union familia.
>>53955298
oi bruv stop knicking my e-mail
>>53955335
everything bar the sex addiction
living the dream lads
>>53955298
Stop with your hacking
It is rude and offensing
I am sending virus to you
Pelase stop being so fagy
>>53955404
I'm so sorry
>>53955416
not sorry but nice poem
>>53955041
>hot
>cant open window because its raining
>>53955442
>>53955442
Thanks you I'm recording a song with my friend. Song is called Litvan cucks I make beat he sings. I post here in month after finished
>>53953801
Everything was going fine and we were waiting for the wehrmacht to reach our positions on the other side of Leningrad.
But then uncle Adolf decided that Stalingrad is more important than Moscow.
GG pls re
>>53955335
Young women can't cook for shit these days here
Only Russian girls i met can cook on par with me, Estonian girls can't even cook a fucking egg
>>53955656
wow I was considering going to estonia but damn
that's just not cool
>>53953801
Nice touch with Belarus there mate.
>>53955551
Guess its time to lithuanian.
>>53955656
>tfw you're russian woaman and can't cook for sake
>everyone expects you to cook cause you're Russian
THIS MEME MUST DIE
>>53955625
Ah, those were the days...
>>53955656
Similar everywhere Eesti brother. Girls becoming stronger and freedom everyday. They hate taking care of familys and live like whores taking man dicks and no married
I talked to girl for cooking she saying her husband will cook equality with she. Bullshit
>>53955728
You are a tranny then. To Gulag you go, party van is out already.
>>53955728
just learn
m o c к в a
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c
к
в
a
>>53955784
>you'll never be a comfy gay with good cooking tranny bf
>>53955811
Homo? Ill have to call the FSB now.
>>53955811
Our social justice minister want's to make sex changes free, so a lot of trannys here soon
>>53952655
you lads have been mentioned
look at those dubs
>>53956023
Yeah already told him to fuck off with facts. Its k.
>>53956023
how come I never get mentioned :<
>>53956165
Australia is ebin.
There you go, chap.
australia
I want to save up and move to estonia to live the NEET lyfe
>>53956180
>>53956187
thanks lads you know how to make a chap's day
>>53956240
>saving money in this economy
lad having cash or cash just sitting on your bank account is the stupidest thing you can do atm.
You need to invest it all on solid things that will have value after the monetary crash.
>>53956165
AustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustraliaAustralia
lets have discussion about WWII
Good afternoon, gents.
>>53956592
Mannerheim was a pussy and too nice to Leningrad commies.
>>53956402
very mentioned
>>53956611
Hi chap good numericals
>>53956628
he just had no enough troops to assault the city
(as germans)
>>53956717
Can I get a (mention) to?
>>53956717
only 7 (you)s :-/
>>53956943
Hi.
>>53956961
beat my three
>>53956963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShiShrR_nh8
>My brother used to think it was "in the year two thousand and one" instead of "two thousand with you"
What a deaf cunt he was.
coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP5xSi6If78
>>53957134
>>53957118
Tea
>>53957215
no
coffee in the morning and tea before going to bed
>>53957232
tea 24/7 to be lad
wanted to make tea but kettle smells like scented candles
coffee tb.h
>>53956707
Thanks lad
post comfy music
>>53957768
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEOOOL
>>53957768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if-UzXIQ5vw
>>53957768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cVLpmttCN8
>>53957864
>the uploader has not made this video available in your country.
ebin
>>53957864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZrfG9P6_D0
not sure if comfy. I don't have comfy
>>53957768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hgELxiURLk
>>53957768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UmOY6ek_Y4
>>53957904
Why does Warner Bro.s hate Estonia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwtdhWltSIg
>>53957952
capitalist dogs 2bh
>>53957904
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cVLpmttCN8
ESTONIAN MISSILES ARE GUIDED BY GOD
>>53957768
Electric Feel?
Ooh, finally found something kampfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lelsyP9qL2I
>>53957952
It's probably local copyright protectors
>>53957952
>>53957864
>Listen to the Glee version for laughs
>Listen to an American accent singing this
>Partially murrican and partially trying to retain the sound of the original song
What a mess that was.
>>53955041
it's summer you retard, of course it's hot
fucking hemispheres
>>53957768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UoVFGCCdUc
>>53957918
>>53958268
Liked and subscribed
>>53958395
Upvoted!
>>53958007
>Cold Chisel are still making music
>>53958480
>Released: 1984
sorry, unless you meant apart from that song
>>53958564
Obviously, I'd have to have come down in the last shower to think Saturday Night wasn't an 80's song.
>>53957768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW37AJNiLsY
comes with a bonus qt
>>53958631
just gotta check sometimes, anon
>>53958195
Shit. Messed up, chap. Of course its summer.
>>53958680
I'd push if you know what I'm saying.
Push her if you catch my drift.
Push my dick into her if you're picking up what I'm laying down.
I would have sexual intercourse with her if I'm communicating with you correctly.
>>53958877
quality dubby dubs to match this quality post
Who /WW3/ hoping here?
>>53958953
Between who?
>>53959083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4REO0pucYY8
anther fake /balt / thread
>>53959083
This.>>53959083
Only we'll sack moscow in the meanwhile.
>>53959154
Ivan, stop. Australia and NZ is a pal.
>>53959159
>Land war with russia
You think I don't read books or something? Just bomb the place and leave the rubble.
>>53959240
Sacking Moscow is needed just for symbolic revenge. The rest? Napalm.
>>53959178
no australia and nz is a british prison colonies and asian trash dumpsters
>>53958953
Would stuka bombers really go and bomb cities? Seems kind of dangerous for them.
Russia said we are not allowed to join NATO :'(
>>53959286
ty 4to, dolbajob?))
>>53959313
We told them to fuck off
>>53959286
Blyat a cigaret est?
>>53959299
Wouldnt be surprised tbqh. Stukas were based.
>>53959286
>asian trash dumpsters
just like ur mum is an asian (russian) cumdumpster
>>53957768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMKhq8l_9mI
>>53959557
delet this before their intel sees this
>>53959642
IDK HOW
>>53959557
Fuck russia, they got buttblasted of our anti rus mentality and sold their fuel station chain in baltics. Were about to liberate our gas market and then they can fuck off compleatly. No more sprotas.
>>53959642
screencapped
>>53959773
Don't be surprised if you find Estonium in your tea some day.
>>53959557
>>53959675
Fashisti manuals during WWII said that you just have to yell at them to get your point across.
>>53959806
>estonium
second day in a row i get a call from unknown number at ~11 am
should i be worried?
>>53959970
pls respond
>>53959970
it's likely a non-neet version of you from a paralel universe
>>53959970
it was me
was gonna ask you out on a date
but you didn't pick up
;(
>>53959970
It was ur mum calling from my phone.
just threw up a little in my mouth haha
wow latvia you bully
>>53959970
s-sorry
>>53959394
>Stukas were based
IL 2 was better.
>>53959970
I got a call the other night from what sounded like some mid 30's heavy smoker trying to have phone sex with me asking me if she should put vegemite on her cunt.
This literally happened, not joking.
>>53960521
>>53960521
You live in gothenburg, right? Stop doing snow-dicks.
>>53960737
go away
>sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwWv-by6X9k
>>53960737
>Sweden disgusted by seeing white dicks
>>53960860
>snow
>white
>>53960732
please stop I am upset
>>53960737
:)))))))))))
>>53960872
What color is it? Snow is like a fairy tale to me.
>>53960719
How long did it take you to cum?
>>53960910
>color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ0kq2Mc33Y
>>53960917
About 3 hours after the call.
>>53960910
Yellow most of the time
>>53960990
gay
>>53960990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd-BiXPNy9g
>>53960910
>color
>>53961018
>Peelarus
what ever happened to the food pics posting buckwheat and bacon eating faggot?
>>53961018
How is life in whiterussia?
>>53961073
dead from eating too much buckwheat
drunk gib a vid 2 wank 2 pl0x
>Poo poo pee pee land
>>53961121
list fetishes, else straight to /gif/
>>53961121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_R_Pi3NSAc
>>53961166
Gooddubs
>>53961086
Ok I guess.
Worse than in EU but better than Ukraine.
But our economy going full Zimbabwe tier
>>53961121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLaSrp876G4
Here, you can even race the porn.
>>53961121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBLG84DAwfU
>>53961284
Look at the slut she just lets him strip her.
>>53961121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
>>53961283
>synchronizing your entire economy to the russian one
what do you expect
>>53961450
wtf
>>53961398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h_MGKJSyk0
Classic style, bit more slow and sensual for ya.
>>53961284
guy's a pro
>>53961465
God's help?
>>53961548
Thick wool, high test. THICK AF.
>>53961548
Do sheep enjoy being sheared?
>>53961683
>high test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbVA2k9TmTs
>>53961773
All jokes asides a few years back some farmer found a sheep like that and the the tv shows went crazy about it for fucks sake, a tv presenter was grinning ear to ear interviewing this cunt about it.
>tfw have many convicts and criminals in my family line
>>53962066
Are you going to live the family legacy?
>>53962109
nah im legit scared i'll kill someone, I've been having dreams of murdering people (specifically lefitsts and muhammads). I went to the psychologist and got some meds, I'm predisposed to having a lot of mental issues and murderous thoughts, I might just chill out from /pol/ and 4chan for a while
>>53962302
>leftists
>muhammads
You're fine m8.
>>53962302
Thought crimes huh? Hmm very nice.
>>53962358
Do you ever sleep?
>>53962302
You'll be right m8, you'll be doing the world a favour.
>>53962413
its 16:12, lad.
>>53962358
>editing an image that originally had estonia since latvia is too irrelevant to have any memes or an actual culture
>>53962694
>being buttblasted about an image on an internet
wew lad
>>53962302
Pretty much every day I daydream about killing somebody. It's normal.
>>53962802
>Lithuanian
>Killing "somebody"
I have some rope here, don't let your dreams be just dreams
>>53962358
you sure bout that, im just gonna stay comfy and ignore it
>>53962412
Hope ASIO doesn't see this
>>53962422
>>53962802
>its normal
well aren't I glad
>>53962302
Yes, take a break from 4chan before you end up feeling the need to tell someone this. Trust me, it's the last thing you want to do.
>>53959355
>>53959394
>>53959472
>>53962066
>tfw my ancestors killed aborigines and documented it all
ayyyyyyy
Why the fuck are we together with balts?
Who and why started this meme?
not feeling so hot lads
maybe dubs will fix me up
>>53963151
/bantz/
/BAlt N(ausTralia)Z)/
>>53963151
yes please gtfo from /balt/ fucket asians
Goatvia
Bestonia
Niceland
Shithuania
>>53963259
rude
>>53963259
>>53953907
stay safe friend
>>53963060
But they weren't fighting among themselves, you've got this all wrong. Hand in your meme licence.
>>53963302
I am sorry. I bantered I love Lithuania more
>>53963313
Nice proxy Estonia
>>53963259
That is pretty fucking rued Turk.
>>53954013
i care about you friend
>>53963362
TARAKAN
>>53963380
^rude.
FUG :DDD
pizda
kurva
naxui
blyat
pierdole
:DDDDDDD
>>53963151
because ya mum needs double the size
>>53963404
Thank you. I am going better but I was too much sick
>>53963406
*Tarkan Sander
Fixing these for you
>>53963455
your dubs have cured me
>>53963342
>>53963151
You're right we should legitimize it by making an Empire so that we don't get bullied by China and Russia, because when EU and US fall were fucked eh lads
>>53963455
thats good. always know you have friends here
>>53963527
If dubs I will go Vilnius with my wife in summers
>>53963568
Thank you brother. I love you
We wuz millionaires n shiet
>>53963651
i love you too
>>53963568
>>53963651
get a room lads
>>53963574
post wife
>>53963718
>>53963737
You are my friend
>>53963811
Look at picture
>>53963867
c-cute
pls stop with the anime
pseudo-intellectuals of BALT, who is your mother's favorite philosopher?
Going under the shower as we speak. I'll let you know how it went when I come back.
>>53963933
reagan
>>53963960
ok ill wait here
>>53963990
cast a shadow inside ur mum's cave wall if u know what im saying
>>53963987
Only correct answer.
>>53963960
K.....KEEP ME POSTED
I am born to be alone,
I am just some lonely ghost
>>53963990
The object casting the shadow are meant to be outside and the suns light is casting the shadow, dummie. The image is retard
>>53964077
There have definetly been dark shadows inside your mums cave wall though sweden, maybe even dark shadows inside your own cave :^)
>>53963987
>>53963990
I was expecting more Diogenes
>>53964234
I am iceland!!!1
Okay, folks, I passed my Lithuanian exam and got A.
Pretty happy now.
>>53964409
Are you becoming a spy now?
>>53964310
nIceland :)
>>53964439
Taip.
