Happy housewife edition
trump
alri
>>53952199
I'm not sure, things seem to go round in circles.
Iranu
halo
I am going to marry Azusa Nakano
>>53952276
You're one of us lad.
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcH2iy3HO2A
crayon pop
>>53952303
Good post
>>53952325
>not marrying the best keon
>>53952303
UVAVU
You wouldn't let it lie though.
>>53952329
cheers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BkP5HDWj0
>>53952325
I am going to marry a happy housewife and she will wear an apron
eating bbq chips lads haha
doing a do a post
doing a have a look
doing a get involved
doing a take a risk
doing a have a punt
doing a have a go
>>53952381
There is no "best keion"
Morning lads
swish is gonna be album of the year
calling it
Kyary
>>53952437
if heaven exists it's cuddling with the all keons for the rest of eternity
Thinking about starting a new belief system.
First order rose from dark side, you are not.
What did he mean?
>>53952441
>>53952455
Morning lads
>>53952465
That's what I'm banking on
>>53952480
need to wank now
haha time to cuck
>>53952487
you off to work yet lad?
Wish it was summer
HATE winter HATE IT
Indians are turning into poo lads
>>53952491
what other cute girls doing cute things animus do you like
>>53952535
didn't know koopas were real things
>>53952535
thats one weird looking dog
>>53952409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKEWdRPRf3I
>>53952520
Nightshift la, need to put /brit/ down and go to sleep desu
>>53952593
oh right
don't know if I could handle a nightshift desu
have a good sleep senpai
>>53952541
NNB is my other main healing anime, but I also really like YrYr and KinMoza was pretty good too
>>53952690
I hope you've watched Aria.
>>53952634
Not 'im but I've 2 hours left on mine. 4-6 in the morning is the toughest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMSucLLmPwU
>>53952726
suns out though
>go on bookface
>some girl I went to sixth form with is trying to be a teacher
>she needs to pass some sort of numeracy test
>she fails the practice one with a result of 33% correct
>this will be the standard of our teachers
Lads... How can people be so dumb?
http://sta.education.gov.uk/system/resources/W1siZiIsIjIwMTUvMDUvMDgvMTJfMTNfNTZfNjA5X051bWVyYWN5X1ByYWN0aWNlX1BCVDJfSmFuXzIwMTUucGRmIl1d/Numeracy%20Practice%20PBT2%20Jan%202015.pdf
Link to the PDF for anyone interested.
http://news.sky.com/story/1627486/refugee-so-thankful-to-be-with-brother-in-uk
lovely how both of them don't speak English and they encourage all the other little shits from calais to keep trying to get here
now I've started my day off fuming
>>53952724
I haven't, Hidamari Sketch is also on my backlog
>>53952751
she failed the test
she won't be a teacher
off the work lads
>>53952743
Sun in the north west, sadly not
Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later when it gets dark
We go home
>>53952763
Practice test. She can keep on retrying practice ones as much as she wants until she can do it. But, how can adults not do this shit?
>>53952726
Sounds like a killer m8, mine's 9pm-5:30am, since it's not summer it's still dark out and easier to go to sleep, especially if it's raining it's super comfy
>>53952755
Good lad you're almost there
>>53952777
have a good day x
>>53952735
>>53952751
ngl I can't wrap my head around fractions and percentages
>>53952785
Irish weather
>>53952634
Nah m8, nights is ez. Just from 11am-8pm and you're set. Just get a sleep mask if you struggle to sleep during the day.
>>53952817
Nigga u dum.
>>53952798
Why are koreans so cute lads?
ha ha leftists are exactly like this
morning lads. bit of a hangover today haha what am i like
>>53952848
She's from Taiwan
>tfw yellow fever
>>53952848
Cuteness surgery
>>53952848
plastic surgery
>>53952848
Because she's 16
car won't start
Tzuyu
hate the way you lads are obsessed with retarded chinkpop t b h
doing a snout
>>53952735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG35-7LpIAc
>>53952892
Bored lads
>>53952522
It's fine when it's not raining
just wrap up warm it's alright
>>53952934
Kinda have a bit of yellow fever, but this cultural appropriation of the west is of putting
got a bit of a cold lads. had to sleep with a tissue stuffed up each nostril to stop myself snotting all over the pillow
>ywn be tier 1 IT support on gook island like thailad
>>53953122
Why didn't you just wear a mask
Thailad you still alive la?
Haha. Just posted this on /sp/. How mad am I?
hahaha
Migrant crisis: EU at grave risk, warns France PM Valls - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35375303
>tfw there will never be a 'Migrant Horde' DLC in EU3/4
>>53952895
whos that
>>53952934
more
How the fuck do people wear ties?
I'm being fucking STRANGLED
>>53953314
I thought even your povo schools wore ties
windy out
>>53953418
scottish weather
need a name for my new bike lads
>>53952915
I woke up with his French hairy nipple in my mouth once. Fucker crashed in my bed. He may have performed fellatio but suspect a groupie did us both. Pills are great.
In all the places I've lived the postie always comes between 10 and 11. How does that work?
>>53953502
Sanchez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOZEPdHxyF8
:3
>The Aussie mentalist who does the business news on the BBC in the morning
How can anyone be so chipper at this time of the morning?
>>53953532
lizard leaders control it.
>>53953502
Kylie.
>>53953502
'Why the fuck did I buy a 250'
>>53953538
yeah oi but was thinking "Amigo"
>>53953636
I know people called Kylie tho
>>53953646
"oh yeah im mad poor and learning"
>>53953550
There is hope.
>>53952228
It sucks but honestly I wish I could be a housewife. Lol. I suck at everything! But I bet I could raise my babies well with the help of a supportive husbando!!
Swedish media has been censoring sex crimes of migrants lads
https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/690114669076418560
>>53952755
Watch the first episode and report back who best girl is.
>>53953160
ADIDAS
> I have a hideous tattoo on my arm to remember an important thing that happened to me Xdddd
if it's important then should be able to just remember it in your head you fucking runt *starts stamping on the runt* DIE RUNT *stamp stamp stamp* FUCKING GOBLIN
>tfw going to get ESA meeting
Haven't had a shower in 2 months and hair is matted like fuck, should be easy sailing here on out lads, just need to act autistic as possible.
>>53953723
LONDON
One of my better Webm's, this...
>>53953761
>European Space Agency
>>53953683
It looks burnt out... Like what Michael Hutchence did to Kylie with his monster 12"er.
Serviceable, but ultimately rekt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ELh7P2ZtA
wonder if there are any qt girls browsing right now
Lads need to go to the job centre today to find out why the fuck I cant claim universal credit or JSA whatever. The cunts on the phone said even though I signed off JSA a few months ago they didn't fully sign me off so I cant claim until its resolved and I just wasted nearly 2 weeks waiting. Smh tbqh lads.
>tfw 4 year old son is starting to show signs he's going to be as bad with women as i am
awful feel
>>53953771
Lol. I'm not sure what you mean.... I'm American.. Not londonian. )=
opened the document now to finish the essay itself
>>53953743
You mean like Labour?
>>53953845
how did you manage to produce a son by being "bad with women" FUCK OFF NORMALCUNT FUCK OFF YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
>>53952535
The designators have become the designated
>>53953870
I have a 50 word essay to write thats due in two weeks, but instead I'm watching anime
>>53953000
not bored of those trips for sure lad
*opens hatch*
*a hundred little runt eyes look up at me from the shadows*
ahh yes...
*lobs in a sack of rice*
yes yes eat up little runts - eat up hehehe it's almost cleaning time
*turns the hose on*
>>53953878
Only the animals breed these days la.
>>53953878
>me
>normie
if only! i was a 23 year old kv when i met her
>>53953841
Love that place. Thankfully working as I wouldn't be able to claim for another 5 months as I was out the country for more than 90 days in the past 2 years
>>53953927
font
>>53953813
Hi anon, I will be your qt hipster girlfriend
>>53953810
>It looks burnt out
ive got like years worth of service records lid, one owner who was an old lad who couldnt ride it any more
for the money i couldnt get much better and i've heard CD250u's are v reliable
Just about to start doing interviews lads
If any of you give me the secret /brit/ code I'll give you the job
>>53953872
Exactly
someone tell me to eat shit and die
>>53953901
>but instead I'm watching anime
>>53953962
eat, shit and die
>>53953845
>having a child
>wasting your life on /brit/
reassess your life lad
Fuck off cunt
NEED to mercilessly shag an extremely cute and innocent girl up the shitter
How do I solve a rubix cube?
>>53953991
thanks
>was mates birthday on monday
>he invited me to come out to a club with him on friday
>said yes because i thought the whole gang was going
>found out this was not the case
>the said i couldn't make it
>then he got really sad so i said ok ill come if you can get me a bean
>tfw really really really really really really really really really don't want to go
>tfw really just want to have a low-key night and then get on with my life
>have to pay £20 to get into the club
>going with only 2 guys
>queueuing outside in the freezing cold for no reason
>standing around in a club till 6 in the morning
>taking e and feeling like shit for 3 days afterwards
>behind on studies and was plannign to catch up this weekend
>restarting gym and proper dietting after christmas hiatus
>won't have any time to get a proper dinner in tomorrow because full day of uni
>the rest of the group (which includes ample girls and their friends) will go out and drink till like 1-2 in the morning
>we like autists are going to leave them to go to a shitty club
>so that my mate can try mandy for the first time
ffs lads, literally fuming
>>53954139
normie shite, didn't read lol
>>53954072
can somebody please identify with this urge
thank you
>>53954160
the thing is, its normie shit
but i want to be an abnormie
i hate being a normie, i hate having to waste my time on other people. I just want to lie in my bed and watch movies and do wanks.
>>53953955
What is the secret /brit/ code?
>commutecucks are now just arriving at their prison cells
>meanwhile I've just woken up to and put the central heating on
commutecucks never fail to make me kek, how did ahmeds cock on the train feel?
>>53954193
alri
>>53954219
>tfw nighfag
>tfw comfortable at home
>tfw about to go to sleep to get mad refreshed for a night of vidya on my day off
loving
every
life
>>53954186
*indentifies with urge to mercilessly shag an extremely cute and innocent girl up the shitter*
>>53954287
apart from the fact where you're rapidly destroying your brain lel
You remind me of the babe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2Fd_f1epgo
Doing a runny poo
>>53954345
You'll not fuck with the Japs again.
Literally just got poo on my ipad after wiping. How unfortunate
How do we save Europa?
>run class FB group
>be annoyed at one girl and kick her from it
>her friend asks me to let her back in
>I keep stalling
>people get annoyed
>even the people who aren't her friends are mad at me
>"It's a bit weird mate"
>"That's really unfair "
>"You're making it really hard to be your friend"
>"What you did was crazy"
>"She is furious at you"
>...
Fucking hell lads
Had to swap out toilet rolls mid poo and this new one is like 2 ply the one before must have been like 4 ply or something its really bad. Like wiping my arse with a tissue
>>53954383
Let in more migrants to solve the faltering birth rate
>>53954219
>be a delivery driver
>get up for work at 5am
>empty streets, drive to work in about 10 minutes
>do my deliveries
>finish around 11am. 12 noon at the latest
>get home about 12:20
>have the rest of the day to myself
I live a cozy life, am not a neet and have my own money
>>53954390
why were you annoyed at her you autist
>>53954342
Neville Faaking Bartok.
>>53954383
jupiter's moons are fine senpai we dont need to do anything.
>>53954383
>>53954424
Destroy feminism, actually get men and women talking again, increase marriage and birth rates, no need to flood Europe with 3rd world rapists raping the continent into higher birth rates
Been listening to Farage on LBC this morning. He gives me hope, even if it is just a glimmer.
>>53954435
who'd you work for?
>>53954390
Kek you fucking autist, you better believe they're gonna make a new group and leave you out of it
eating 5 toasts
FAAS
RU
MAAR
>>53954481
Our only hope is pic related desu
>Been listening to Farage on LBC this morning. He gives me hope, even if it is just a glimmer
>>53954516
>Le student vote man
>>53954500
Hope you're that lad from last night counting cals
>>53954516
Hope for what? Utter destruction?
>>53954390
actual autism lad
>>53954500
Toast wanker
>>53954521
How did you get my picture?
>>53954547
Saving us from neo-thatcherism
>>53954531
was posting about that but idk if it was last night.
yeah i ate 2200 cals for dinner last night (because i missed my meals the rest of the day)
this morning i've had 200g of sardines, 2 of my 5 toasts, and i have a big bottle of porridge + whey lined up.
>>53954449
bartos
>>53954622
what an eejit heh rekt u there kid better luck next time i guess ;)
>>53954622
>big bottle of porridge + whey
>whey
wheyyyy
>people are actually going to vote to leave the EU based on innaccurate telegraph headlines and UKIP slogans
Why the fuck is yank weather on the news? who would give a shit here?
oooh snow in winter, this is some pressing world news!
>people are actually going to vote to stay in the EU based on inaccurate pamphlets posted through their letterbox
>>53954672
>having our own immigration policy and negotiating our own trade deals is a bad thing
>>53954342
cheers cunt
>>53954390
>class FB group
shut up you massive bellend
everyone in this thread needs a good hard fucking, and I'm the one to deliver it
>Why don't we stay in the EU? It benefits everyone.
>A 13 year-old German girl recently went missing.
>Her family posted many messages on Facebook.
>The girl was kidnapped and raped for by foreign nationals for 30 hours.
>Now the family is speaking out. At a weekend rally the girl’s cousin told the crowd the horrific story.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/thirteen-year-old-german-girl-kidnapped-and-serially-gangraped-for-30-hours-video/
Vid report https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlzJgwy6h58
>Dark.Net.S01E01.HDTV.x264-FUM[ettv].mp4
literally americucks the tv show hahaha
>>53954745
bigots
>>53954708
>implying Cameron can negotiate anything in Europe
He is getting shat on. Even the fat Polish PM told him his deal was shit.
>>53954745
Guess we better let all those innocent Syrians get slaughtered by Assad and ISIS
lads i've fixed my sleeping pattern by falling asleep around 9pm, except now I keep waking up in the middle of the night and having really fucked up dreams and can't enter deep sleep
anyone else get this? i have to get out of bed at 5am because i can't get back to sleep
>>53954745
>the end of the EU as we know it is before us
>>53954745
surprised something like this took so long to happen, fucked up
>>53954745
What a bloody racist.
>>53954830
It already happened
>>53954804
>this is how libcucks actually think
>>53954797
Did you reply to the wrong post?
>>53954830
back to fucking /pol/
>>53954851
Thanks doc I was getting withdrawal symptoms, hadn't seen that image in a couple of hours. Please can I see polish man taking trousers off during London Riots next?
>>53954745
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/police-say-13-year-old-girl-was-not-kidnapped-and-raped-by-asylum-seekers-in-berlin-a6823836.html
>>53954745
>Gib patreon money pls
>PROMO codes for our T-Shirts
>Literally no source for the story
How do you idiots fall for this
England is shit and Muslim
Scotland is the best and white
>>53954809
yeah i've had this before
just try and go to bed later then 9
if you get to bed about 11:30pm you should be grand
>>53954714
Chopper was your beast lad. rip
What a fucking based cunt.
I have the dvd somewhere and choppers commentary is so good.
>>53954922
>Scotland
>white
>>53954788
>[ettv]
>>53954864
No. You are saying Cameron can negotiate deals with the EU if we leave but he cannot even renegotiate what we have already.
Cameron wants to stay IN anyway so we will be staying.
just got a boater from this clue scroll lads hows that. might keep it desu
Literally give me 1 (ONE) good reason why a homogeneous society is inherently bad?
>>53954961
paki banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3pqS15pNgo
>>53954961
At least their pakis assimilate and don't stand about the streets screaming about beheading people
>>53954973
she looks very different in this one
Just lost a cheeky game of soggy sao with the lads lads
>>53954989
So we should stay in the EU even though they have no interest in negotiating with us
>>53955018
haha oops
>>53954922
Reminder that almost every single one of the SNP members in the ban Trump debate was spouting buzzwords and wanted to ban him for "hate speech".
>Every single day
>Women raped, groped, beaten by Muslims
>Told what to do, what to wear, how to act
>Killed if the don't comply
>Every single day
Surely we and Feminists have a common enemy? How do Feminists respond?
>"White men are the enemy"
>>53954804
rasheed
>>53955006
Catholic "people" have been in Scotland for hundreds of years and still not assimilated
Wouldn't bet on pakipeados like humza ever assimilating
>>53955060
keep talking to yourself m8
I'm sure you'll come to some profound conclusions eventually
what's the fucking point
>>53955011
good 1
How many words?
>>53954863
>>53955075
Not an argument
>>53955021
We need trade deals with the EU but they aren't going to renegotiate on free movement etc.
Cameron has ruled out a Norway buy-in type system so we will be staying.
We won't be getting a better deal, Cameron is hopeless in Europe. Just look at Merkel she controls the EU.
>>53955060
fucking stormcunt back to /pol/
>>53955060
> Islam will subjugate and oppress the very people who brought them in
i wish i were a housewife in fifties....
>>53955103
We will be getting a better deal, we'll be leaving the EU and free to negotiate trade deals with who ever we want
>>53955119
Stop being gay, Russia.
>>53955096
they always put minorities to the front but actually theyre not very well represented in the forces at all, certainly not proportionately speaking
>>53955096
You get to see the world la (if you're lucky)
>>53955132
You are very optimistic senpai. If the TTIP comes to fruition and we are out of the EU we will fall behind so far.
That's why even Obama is telling us to stay.
>>53955101
1600 so wrapping it up now
really unironically shit though, feel a bit guilty about handing it in tbqhwymp
Lads what anime is Yuki from?
>>53955167
>regional regiment is did a parade through my town
>everyone is white
>>53955208
>this newspaper's font
suspect 2bh.
>>53955096
you get to play cod irl
>>53955198
Yuki who?
>>53952228
Why do I wish I were a housewife when I'm a straight biological male currently seeing a therapist for gender identity issues?
>>53955194
lollin'
Remember that 愛してる
>>53955222
well exactly, i mean in england 25% are of foreign background, contrasted to 5% in the military, if i remember correctly
>>53955003
Still can't think of one? ;p
>>53955260
Spending too much time on the internet, I imagine.
>>53955003
risk of inbreeding
boring
>>53955265
you gay?
whos this anyway eh popit thats not are kaz
>>53955280
Decimation from disease is more likely.
>>53955296
>risk of inbreeding
Is this a legitimate argument from the left?
>>53955325
bigot
>>53955302
From the annoying/patrician song yesterdee
https://youtu.be/LzlBN7_Jjhk
This video entirely justifies my usage of a vertical monitor.
>>53955142
how it's gay
>>53955260
>I'm a straight biological male currently seeing a therapist for gender identity issues
not very straight then
What is white culture? I don't even know anymore
think i'm becoming more racist desu
>>53955325
nah i just made it up now.
here's another one i made up
I'd say the problem with a homogenous society is enforcing homogeneity sounds pretty tyrannical.
>>53955190
if we leave the EU we can be free to join NAFTA which will be far better for trans-atlantic trade than the shoddy TTIP agreement
