the United States of America won World War Two singlehandedly edition
First for Sweden
holy shit how old is this man
>>53943593
but thats wrong
>>53943627
no its not
Thread
>>53943627
Carlos!!!
Remember Sugar too?
>>53943676
no fun allowed
>>53943700
yee brah
but only shit how the fuck is he still doing that show
>catholics
>>53943664
It's pretty easy to troll with this flag Tbh.
>tfw got partnered with a qt black girl in my software lab
>tfw I'll be working with her for the whole semester
If you're country is not white, you're irrelevant tbqh
>>53943753
Tap dat black ass white boi.
>>53943753
>She turns out be a blm suppoter and feminist
AYY LMAO BABY
>>53943767
this post was a disaster
>>53943767
>georgia
>kansas
>not relevant
>but idaho and nebraska are
>>53943767
You couldn't get Georgia?
>>53943716
I literally cannot find ANY info on his age
He must be AT LEAST 30
>A photo posted on social media began making the rounds over the past few days. WISN 12 News spoke to police, who said the clown dressed in orange is a teenage boy who is developmentally delayed. Officers said they know who he is and that he does it to see people's reactions.
>>53943818
at least
kinda spooky how there is no personal information on him at all
>>53943790
>>53943800
besides Atlanta, what is relevant about georgia? also I fucked up on Kansas it's actually relevant
>>53943733
deus vult
>gay men make fun of your transsexual girlfriend when you're out in public with her
I hate this coast
Should I make cookies for this boy in class? I wanna repay him for helping me out.
>>53943833
yeah i am looking around and even the YTV wiki page says something about his ambiguous age and that no one knows
the closest i found was someone on yahoo answers saying "I believe he is 24", 7 years ago (bringing him to around 31 now)
>Yes sir, I voted GOP in 2008 AND 2012
>>53943961
hey that's my walmart
>>53943998
>hey that's my walmart
>>53943741
Literally everyone expects us to be geniuses and leaders, but it's so much more fun to twist those expectations and act a fool!
>>53944030
>I'm only pretending to be stupid
>>53943961
>i STILL support obama
>>53944050
i wasnt there butt i am now haha
>>53944053
>I consciously chose John McCain and Mitt Romney for president
>I didn't just stay home instead
>I won't vote for Trump
>>53944053
>I'm a Libertarian
>>53944122
>I don't want none of them immigrants, yo
>America is a nation of immigrants
>I cant talk to girls
>I suffer from social anxiety and depression
>I hardly leave my room
>I'm still a virgin
>>53943921
No, just thanks thanks and return the favor if he needs it,
>>53944228
Yes, all 4 of those are correct.
>I am a normal, functioning member of society
>>53944287
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>Hey Americans, Canadian here
>He still thinks fedora posting is funny
>He also doesn't vape
>>53944328
epic
>what's with all the fedoras
Why does this keep happening
I feel fine one minute and then I want to die, and then I'm okay again and the cycle repeats
It happens constantly
>I'm white
>>53944396
That's totally normal desu.
>he still fedoraposts
>>53944362
i know
>>53944396
You should probably see a psychiatrist.
>>53944396
Have you done any drugs in the last few months
>>53944423
It didn't use to happen though
up until several months ago I felt pretty steady all day
>>53944396
have you tried fitting the function?
Shit thread
>>53944328
It must be awkward living in a Muslim nation with a cross on the flag.
>>53944446
probably
>>53944447
I smoked weed in early June but I have not drank or done anything at all since
before that I had not drank since April
>>53944457
that looks like my day
I want to fuck my friend and choke them during orgasm
>>53944550
Have you tried asking her?
>>53944507
>>53944450
I had a similar problem that's mostly gone now, I blame it on using ecstasy related substances too often
>>53944540
Its not a muslim nation, yet.
>>53944582
Sure thing, Achmed.
>>53944575
I've never done that stuff and I don't use any drugs
>>53944624
try a hobby
>>53944624
You smoked week.
SIEG
>>53944641
I read books and work out
plus imageboards and video games
>>53944650
thats not a hard drug
or even similar in its effects to ecstasy
>>53944670
HEIL
>>53944670
FRIED
>>53944446
Only one Mexico post.
This thread requires Mexican participation.
>>53944717
kek
>>53944670
ZEON
>>53944598
cat
>>53944717
NEIN
>>53944700
try building something.
>>53944560
Don't think they'd be up for it
Things have been rocky and I want an angry lay. One can dream amirite
daily reminder to all my canadian bros and american friends (who are white, idgaf about non-whites) to learn languages and become more enriched in cultures of the (European) world.
>>53944700
Well, seeking advice from a bunch of randos won't do you much good.
Just saying.
>>53944824
>tfw no north american Generation Identity
We could extend membership to blacks and Quebecois as well.
>>53944824
Why would I want to do that? I'm American, not European.
>our solar system both lost and gained a planet in our lifetime
I enjoy life
>>53944912
if you're white, you come from European blood. Learn the languages of your people and keep your heritage alive.
>>53944582
>Its not a muslim nation, yet.
Whatever you say
>>53944824
Learning languages doesn't actually improve you as a person.
This world having so many language is a hindrance, supporting the existence of so many languages is foolish.
>>53944968
But what if I'm British? I already speak the language and live in an anglo-culture country.
>no classes tomorrow
nice. nice.
>>53944824
>wasting hundreds if not thousands of hours learning a language you'll never use
but why?
>>53945006
are you for real right now or are you just trolling lol?
its miller time
>>53945026
I'm 100% for real. Learning outdated languages is just a waste of time, you would be infinitely better off learning another programming language than learning some european language.
>>53945024
Get comfy, anon.
>>53945008
probably down the line youre part french or german or some shit. who knows.
>>53945025
>implying a language millions of people speak will be wasted
>>53943627
I miss Vortex the most
>>53944934
I'm still getting used to the idea of calling pluto a planet again
>>53945060
>a language millions of people speak
>thousands of miles away from you
>>53945087
pluto isn't a planet, nibiru is though
Why can't white girls suck dick like they suck their feet?
Asians can do it, and presumably blacks and mestizos just shove both down their throat and cover it in spit.
>>53945006
t. Guy who's too lazy to learn other languages
Fluency in a second language can double your chances of recovery after a stroke
https://sites.psu.edu/siowfa15/2015/11/30/learning-a-new-language-can-benefit-for-stroke-recovery/
>>53945112
>virgins having opinions on dick sucking
>>53945088
>Have the possibility of speaking to them on an everyday basis just by posting on /int/
>>53945087
Someone told me it might me getting reclassified as a planet again. I should have checked.
>>53945122
I've only had sex with men. My question remains.
>>53945116
>can
kek yeah I'll spend thousands of hours learning a language I'll never use to talk to people I'll never meet for the insanely small chance that I by chance have a stroke and might recovery.
Sorry I'd rather do something productive to my life
>classmates sexualizing my favorite professor behind her back
So what if she has large breats, guys? Let's be adults.
>>53945047
well obviously im in canada, and i cant tell you how many jobs ive seen saying "fluent in [blank language]"
and thats just the monetary aspect of it. culturally, self-enlightenment (tips fedora), and more ... yuoll all increase in
i did some research with a professor, 80-something years old ... knows english, french, german, russian, latin ... i feel like such an idiot when im beside him, knowing only 1 language.
languages open doors you've never seen.
Plus being white, you owe it to yourself to become the strongest version of yourself (BREATH INTO YOUR BALLS, ELLIOTT HULSE!)
>>53945116
cool
>>53945112
reported
>>53945088
>implying these millions of people will stay miles of away from you
>implying youre not strengthening my stance by posting autistic chinese cartoons of a people thousands of miles away
>implying you dont have the time to learn by reducing your pedophilia activites (watching ani-cuc.k)
back to studying bros! cheers!
>someone on my FB made a post saying the merchant is anti-semitic
>like that wasn't the entire point
>>53945153
Yeah like arguing on 4chan about stupid shit, right?
WHY DO FOREIGNERS THINK IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY TO DUMP FOOD DOWN THE DRAIN?
ARE THE OF STUPID OR SOMETHING?
>>53945104
oh god /x/ was right
>>53945169
Literally every single example in your argument is anecdotal.
Sorry I'm not spending a year of my life learning a language so I can get a job at McDonalds talking to mexicans who don't know what fountain drink is
>>53945186
It is. Does your disposal not work?
>>53945177
I'm literally compiling right now, what language are you learning while you shitpost?
>>53945161
Nice, a cute (girl) professor is the key to succeeding on your classes
>>53945058
tonight will be extremely comfy
>watching anthony bourdain in iran
>realize I never learned how to make any iranian dishes
it looks so comfy ;_;
>>53945139
>wanting to speak with more people on /int/
I'd rather speak with less
>>53945169
>>implying these millions of people will stay miles of away from you
and you're implying they won't?
>>53945222
>dumping rice or coffee grounds down your drain
>perfectly okay
no it's not you spic that shit absolutely destroys your pipes
>>53945235
Learning the language of love.
Your mom's teaching me
>>53945252
I'm watching the exact same thing
>>53945266
Hey I took french in middle school.
Literally the only good it did was help me meet my first gf in that class, I didn't even show up half the time.
Learning another language is entirely useless, anybody who doesn't already speak english at this point probably doesn't have anything worth knowing anyway to be COMPLETELY honest.
I'm 24 and I've never had a gf. Never lost the v-card either.
https://fuwa.se/f/8CYU-4.webm
>>53945258
What happened to the Moroccan.
Learning a language that isn't relevant on the global stage is pointless, and there's really only 5 or 6 that fit that description. If I went and learned Latvian, I could only converse with Latvians. There's almost no chance I'd visit the country, so I'd only get to talk to them online. And even if I could go there, they still wouldn't want to talk to me because I'm American. Not to mention that they're people like everyone else and won't love you just because you learned their language.
>>53945342
MODS
>>53945331
Same. Never been kissed on the lips or cuddled either.
>>53945316
>>53945377
I'm so glad you can only be autistic in one language
>>53945380
i-is it cp?
That 1300 calorie Red Robin burger FUCKED my day up
![[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 07 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_07.40_[2016.01.20_15.37.24].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2B9dyO5.jpg "[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 07 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_07.40_[2016.01.20_15.37.24].jpg")
>>53945342
>>53945399
Same ;_;
>half an inch of ice
>>53945344
moroccan? what moroccan?
somebody post Demi Lovato's thighs if you have it, please and thank you
>>53945399
I have
Its pretty awesome but not life altering
>>53945289
will the states and iran ever be friends again?
I'm not a virgin I had 'sex' with a girl when I was 14 (twice).
AMA
>Estonian is an official EU language
Why?
>>53945462
What Chinese fairytale is this gif from?
>>53945424
https://a.uguu.se/dtbotf.mp4
>>53945478
Not right now, maybe someday in the future. Even democrats say if there will be a relationship rebuilt it's going to take awhile and depend on Iran's behavior
>>53945462
Never mind
I seriously hope you half-niggers are ready for this
MODS
>>53945528
HenNeko
>>53945569
That's what I thought.
>>53945289
>>53945252
parts unknown? i love that show.
Didn't /r9k/ unironically have its origin as a failed social experiment?
>>53945590
Virginia just declared a state of emergency before the snow started.
>posting anime
>>53945612
Thank you
Any other qt black cats ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbiGCUmyumQ
this is a happy video
enjoy
how are you qts doing today
>>53945590
>all the rain goes to Oregon again
>>53945628
yes the only reason I never started posting there is because I got a 30 second ban when it first opened for posting an image that had been posted before
>>53945637
I'm a kissless virgin and just landed a job at IT. There's a girl who I don't like at all that has been following me around since I started working here. What do I do?
>>53945671
Give her that D
>>53945671
cuckold her
![[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 08 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_05.59_[2016.01.20_15.58.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yfb06za.jpg "[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 08 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_05.59_[2016.01.20_15.58.32].jpg")
>>53945653
thank you
komari is best tho
>>53945558
insha'allah
>>53945707
you mean ichijou
>>53945671
>not using her as your "wing man" to slay puss at your local cantina
>sister sets me up with one of her crossfit clients
>go to bar to meetup
>no one shows up for thirty minutes so I play pool and order a few beers
>Land whale and her three amigos pop through the door wearing a very large CROSSFIT t-shirt and the name of their favorite workout "kayla" or some shit printend in pink on the front.
>bartender approaches me and says they are looking for me.
>I give her $20 and she lets me out the backdoor and tells the fatties im a employee in training.
WEW LADS at least I have doujins.
>>53945657
I'm alright, thank you
Yourself?
>>53945590
I'm ready provided power doesn't shit the bed
>>53945707
>komari is best tho
GET OUT
>>53945331
>>53945399
>>53945428
same here. It will happen some day
Why are we talking about grills when judgement day is coming?
>>53943700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw2cyvB-U7g
What's up with Mia Khalifa's sewn on nipples? Lmao which estado did she get that done in. Just botch my shit up. Dropped.
>>53945740
I'm alright. I was thinking of visiting America sometime this year or next year and was wondering what are saome good cities to visit, I realised I don't really know much about anywhere besides NYC... Is there a lot worthwhile seeing?
![[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 06 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_11.44_[2016.01.19_04.03.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CPpaxHf.jpg "[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 06 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_11.44_[2016.01.19_04.03.56].jpg")
>>53945748
>>53945726
Koma is
- small
- bullyable
- can be carried around
- the best
>>53945727
You know what, that's an amazing idea but I'm sure she's too awkward for that.
>>53945754
>judgement day
Which?
Election, global warming, economic collapse, weather, race war or whatever?
>>53945707
agreed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc0JOqUCGl8
>>53945807
Candy Store is the best.
>>53945807
koma is
-a (wo)manlet
-a nerd
-cant go to the beach without an adult
>>53945811
The reveal of nibiru and their imminent arrival to judge us.
>major planet authority says there's a 9th planet
>orbit is every 20,000 years
>about 20,000 years ago was the end of the stone age when human stopped being pure hunter gatherers and started culture
>20,000 ago was the last time earth had a glacial maximum
Our ancient guardians are coming to judge our progress over the last 20,000 years and are going to decide if we need to start over again.
This is all objective fact so don't bother trying to say it's not.
>>53945807
Renge is
- literally perfect
Check and mate.
>>53945860
literally who is that guy
just heard about him in like the past week
>>53945862
there is nothing wrong with girls being short
being smart and hard working is also a plus
>>53945889
Democrat presidential candidate who is getting demolished by Sanders and Clinton. He banned assault rifles in Maryland
>>53945794
It depends on what you consider worthwhile. We have a lot of beautiful national parks and stuff but our cities are kinda sprawled out.
I live in So Cal and I wouldn't recommend going to LA without an angeleno to guide you through all the bullshit to the good parts.
>>53945889
former governor of Maryland
He is big in to taxes
>>53945889
he is the governor of Maryland
>>53945878
>alien overlords destroy the population
>for some reason your loser ass is still alive
>all your /cum/ buddies dead
>internet gone
>probably forced to get a gf
Are there any girls here right now?
>>53945913
>>53945928
so probably no chance in hell of getting elected
>>53945794
Go west. Drive through route 66, roswell, vegas, etc. Interesting shit and people to meet.
Is it time to post anime yet?
>>53945905
but you could have BEST girl, who's normal height AND smart, and good with her hands
>>53945942
Yes teeheee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6wuy4Nga8c
>>53945948
not this year
>>53945941
Women are secretly demons so that would never happen.
Read the bible and read all demons or devils as meaning women, it will make a lot more sense to you.
>>53945862
Thank you for listing her best qualities.
>>53945962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCEvTMl0bTg&list=PL0CAF60AA5AB0BEA0&index=10
>>53945927
I like concrete jungles really, I like towns with a lot of landmarks and things to see and do.
>>53945951
the big winding deserts seem like would be a big bore though, I don't really like nothingness... Is it worth it to see the alien crash site city? Is there even much there?
>>53945957
I like green eyes
plus her hair is a prettier color
![[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 07 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_09.46_[2016.01.20_15.40.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G5UEoGl.jpg "[BestGirl] Non Non Biyori - 07 [BD 1280x720 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_09.46_[2016.01.20_15.40.06].jpg")
>>53945887
Second best desu
>>53945878
we are doomed
>>53945967
>be in hell
>demons force you to gf them
>have to listen to their problems that are extremely easy to fix
>have to listen to them argue about girls they are friends with
>listen to them moan about you not doing what her friends bf is doing
>listen to her harpy tier scream as you try again and again to dump her but she just throws all your stuff everywhere damaging other things that you have payed for.
>>53945948
Yeah none at all for 2016
>>53945983
West Virginia if you're into outdoorsy stuff. Lots of rivers and forests and planned camp stuff.
>>53946001
>best desu
Yes I agree.
>>53945732
nicely executed, friend
>>53945978
Gr8 vid
I laughed, thank you
>>53945983
Hmm I mean there's a lot of crap in LA but its so sprawled out. I wish I knew more to help you with other cities. Sorry man
>>53946031
but what about specific cities?
>>53946027
>being a normie is literally hell
sounds about right
>>53943593
Yorktown is my waifu :3
>>53946054
Definitely add DC to that list. Lots of museums and sites to see.
>>53945997
And you can throw her around easily
>>53946052
>>Hmm I mean there's a lot of crap in LA but its so sprawled out. I wish I knew more to help you with other cities. Sorry man
It's alright, I'll look into it more.
>>53946086
Yeah? I kinda want to see those monuments you guys have in DC actually, it seems cool and nice that you guys have respect for a lot of things in there. What is the washington monument anyway? I just never understood the purpose of that long ass rock. What does it mean?
>>53944540
That's probably how South Caroliners feel.
Desert tree and Mohammaden sigil.
I hope aliens bring something that will make it so I'm never horny again tbqh lads
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHY IS SHE SO FUCKING QT3.14
>>53946112
According to Wikipedia:
On September 23, 1835, the board of managers of the society described their expectations:[26]
It is proposed that the contemplated monument shall be like him in whose honor it is to be constructed, unparalleled in the world, and commensurate with the gratitude, liberality, and patriotism of the people by whom it is to be erected ... [It] should blend stupendousness with elegance, and be of such magnitude and beauty as to be an object of pride to the American people, and of admiration to all who see it. Its material is intended to be wholly American, and to be of marble and granite brought from each state, that each state may participate in the glory of contributing material as well as in funds to its construction.
The society held a competition for designs in 1836. The winner was architect Robert Mills. The citizens of Baltimore had chosen him to build a monument to Washington, and he had designed a tall Greek column surmounted by a statue of the President. Mills also knew the capital well, having just been chosen Architect of Public Buildings for Washington. His design called for a tall obelisk—an upright, four-sided pillar that tapers as it rises—with a nearly flat top. He surrounded the obelisk with a circular colonnade, the top of which would feature Washington standing in a chariot. Inside the colonnade would be statues of 30 prominent Revolutionary War heroes.[27]
>>53946209
that's not fuko
>>53946173
thats not a moon
its a gorget and the palm tree grows in tropical climates
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorget
plus the palm can be a Christian symbol
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_tree#Christianity
>>53946209
UGUUU
>>53946209
Clannad's art is fuckin' weird
spurdo is the cutest meme
>>53946209
Wtf are those eyes
>>53946190
Why? Orgasms are great
>>53946280
cutie patootie
>>53946284
They are only great because you experience them. The time and frustration it takes to have an orgasm is useless to me and after awhile you wouldn't even remember how they felt so you couldn't even miss them anymore
>>53946274
don't other VNs by Key have the same style?
>>53946306
Is your dick busted or something?
Running on Empty
Food review
>>53946321
No I just have a very active libido and I hate being horny constantly
Serious question, what's up with niggers calling each other Monica?
They're like what's up Monica or that's some gay shit Monica
Who the hell is Monica
>>53946339
Oh that makes sense.
I have a pretty high libido and I like it but I can see why it would be annoying
>>53946112
DC is so comfy for touristy stuff because it's easy to hit a ton of monuments and museums (and the white house) in a sort of loop around Smithsonian station.
>>53946190
why on earth would you want that?
Why the fuck is it so hard to make friends?
Fuck
I want to "fuck" her if you know what I mean
>>53946375
So I would never be horny again and couldn't be manipulated easily by 50% of the population
>>53946199
>desecrating muh flag by laying it on your couch
>>53946380
because normalfags are insanely uninteresting and have absolutely no creativity or sense of originality
abnormies, on the other hand, are too autismus to befriend themselves, so they only communicate on mongolian throat singing boards.
>>53946404
>norcal
>>53946398
Did a gril steal your wallet after fugging or something
what's with obviously attractive girls posting #bodyposi on twitter? Everyone knows you're not insecure about your body and you're really just doing it for attention you vapid slut
>>53946423
yes?
>>53946309
Still
the eyes are kinda weird
I'm a hyper autism shy guy but I think I might be at least cute because girls actually show interest in me without me even talking to them.
The issue is that any time a girl shows even the slightest interest in me I shut down socially and cut myself off from everybody because of either fear or shyness.
And the times that doesn't happen I'm too dense to catch normie subtle ques that somebody is interested in me and they just go away by the time I realize they were interested in me.
I wish we lived in a world where women were socially dominant so a girl could pick me as a mate and ask me to marry her... life would be so much easier
>>53946479
are you me?
>>53946441
Most things people do on the internet is for attention, you're only upset about it because they are attractive and get attention.
>>53946441
They're chicks dude anytime something social is happening they have to be a part of it because thats what they excel at. Its the same shit with guys competing you get amazing feelings out of winning and shit feelings out of losing and you get to feel nothing by sitting on the sidelines being bored.
>>53946450
Knew it.
At bars and college parties I like to play a certain character I call ''the mysterious stranger'' and chicks seem to dig this guy.
How do I keep this up?
