>be Polak in UK
>embarresed of my roots so claim i have Dutch origins
>dats why bad engrish
>one guy ask from where i am so i say Netherlands
>he smiles and starts speak Dutch
i said i moved out when i was a kid but yet again i would have proper english.
i think he knows i have to avoid this individual now
>hes flatmate of my crush
FUCK
Do not impersonate
haha kanker :D:D::D:D
>>53917630
how do you say "i dont speak Dutch"?????
>>53917676
ik spreek geen nederlands
You should be honest, and be The Pollack You Want The World To See
>>53917700
thanks but i said my crush that i live in UK for 1 year only. what should i do im out of ideas
>>53917540
I think most people know the moment they take a look at your freakishly enlarged head, your constant glancing around for things to steal, and your hungry gazing whenever you see carp or swans.
you are a bloody idiot and will most likely pay for your mistake
should have go with the standard and pretend you are Czech
>>53917540
People don't hate Poles here as much as they used to, just don't be stereotypically racist and/or bydlo-esque and you'll be fine.
>>53917746
well don't pretend to be dutch as we all speak english, literally the worst choice you could've made pjotr
>>53917827
there is nothing wrong with racism
>>53917540
I live in a fairly xenophobic area and no one here is really bothered by poles. Also, lying about where you're from is obvious and makes you look autistic as fuck.
>be Ameriburger
>go to anywhere that hates America
>say I'm Canadian
>no problems ever stem from this
Of course, I could never see this happen, as there are no places that hate America.
I guess you can pass off as one of the poorly integrated polish workers from here.
I sometimes pretended to be Russian when visiting UK with my father. I faked heavy Russian accent and said loudly about nuking England when in crowd, praised Putin, shouted ruski swearwords to little brit kids etc. Part of the fun was that I look really Russian.
>>53918112
I know English people that pretend to be Welsh/ Scottish when they go abroad as well desu
>>53917746
You were born in Den Haag but your family moved to Luxembourg City when you were young, so you only speak Luxembourgish.
Or just say you're Frisian.
What's the relations between poles and muslims in the UK ?
Good, bad, neutral ?
What's so bad about being Polish?
>>53918180
I wouldn't be able to hear the difference between Polish and Russian tbqh
>>53917761
We're not Slovenians.
>>53917746
Get a new crush, it's better than admitting you're Polish
>>53918240
You realise that absolutely no one in Europe apart from people from backwards farming communities speaks only a minority language and not the national language of their country right?
>>53918256
stereotypes created by kikes in hollywood at the end of ww2
>>53918307
>implying some Chad at his uni would know shit about the Frisians and Dutch politics
He probably learned like 4 Dutch phrases from Buzzfeed and thinks that Dutch is spoken in Denmark, I wouldn't worry too much about OP.
>>53918240
>You were born in Den Haag
The Hague is not very culturally enriched
>Luxembourg City
They speak German and French there too, Dutch people can speak those languages
>Or just say you're Frisian.
You would just fuck yourself over even more.
>>53918254
bad, we dislike them
>>53918382
He could say he moved to Tórshavn with his family. Faroese have shit English and don't speak any common Europeam languages other than Danish (which is the easiest European language to fake-speak).
>>53918382
>The Hague is not very culturally enriched
>not
>>53918561
Vergeleken met Rotterdam en Amsterdam is Den Haag best meest wit voor een grote stad.
>>53918474
>Faroese have shit English
They speak bretty gud English like all scandis IIRC>>53918474
>than Danish (which is the easiest European language to fake-speak
Wut
>>53918683
Jeg kan så ykeså snakker dansk men jeg snakker det ikki lår deg hår og syggelekylle
>>53918828
vocaroo your fake danish accent
writing is easy
>>53918828
>snakker
Danish for 'American'
>>53919090
Is this because they "snack" a lot?
>>53919197
You ruined the joke by explaining it but yes. I guess it wasn't a very good one
>>53919296
bretty good actually
So your crush (assuming it's a female) has a male roomate?
Laughing out loud at you my poor polish friend, she's taking the dick.
>>53919459
this lad gets it
bonus poutine for you mate
>>53919459
This
> быть Пoлaк в Beликoбpитaнии
> нeлoвкo из мoих кopнeй, тaк yтвepждaют мeня ecть гoллaндcкиe кopни
> Дaць пoчeмy плoхo Engrish
> oдин пapeнь cпpocить, oткyдa я тaк я гoвopю Hидepлaнды
> oн yлыбaeтcя и нaчинaeт гoвopить нa гoллaндcкoм
я cкaзaл, чтo я пepeeхaл, кoгдa я был peбeнкoм, нo eщe paз я бы coбcтвeннo aнглийcкий.
я дyмaю, чтo oн знaeт, чтo я дoлжeн избeгaть этoгo чeлoвeкa в нacтoящee вpeмя
> ГЭC coceд мoeгo дaвкe
БЛЯДЬ
Its a copypaste from 2ch. Take it easy lads.
>>53917540
>hes flatmate of my crush
You fancy a britslag m8? Good for you lad
>>53918201
I know some French pretending to be from Belgium.
>>53920053
They want to be associated with degenerate wallonia?
Is France that bad now
Wasn't your name or accent suspicious?
I think you're makingthis up mate
>go to Europe
>people think I'm America
>I just roll with it
We technically are anyway, "America" is just a union of states on this continent. Besides, we're the same in every way, the only difference is between urban and rural
I always say I'm American tb honest
I have no shame
>ashamed of your nationality
pathetic
>>53919841
lel but i just made it up
>>53920388
I always say I'm a Slovak and people start fawning over how gorgeous Slovenia is
It's weird if you're from an unknown country
>>53917540
>''Embarresed of my roots''
Are you from Poland or a second generation immigrant? In other words are you getting kicked out after the EU referendum?
>>53917540
Serves you right, scum bag!
>>53917981
Be careful what you wish for. Racism in the UK wont benefit you chums
>>53918387
This is why we don't hate Poles so much anymore
>>53920723
This desu
Far-right is the enemy of the Slavs
>>53917540
>she has a male roomate
there probably isn't an inch of her skin that hasn't had his spunk on it lad
>>53920866
this tb desu
when men and women live together, things happen. Even if there are no feelings attached
>>53920760
Poles hate muslims but they are also kind of happy they are fucking your shit up. Due to generally hateful nature of Poles and some butthurt/inferiority complex.
