Slags edition
crayon pop
>>53914072
HEI
~guess who's back
back again
nymh is back
tell a friend~
chebs
your capital has big benis :D
>>53914072
post modest women
>want to go to the shop
>raining outside
AAAAARGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
starlock
http://strawpoll.me/6600076
http://strawpoll.me/6600076
http://strawpoll.me/6600076
http://strawpoll.me/6600076
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35350417
>before lunch break
Most comments in support of Corbyn
>After lunch break has finished
Most comments condemning Corbyn
wouldn't mind a gf
Krabby
>tfw turning 22 in a few hours
the amount of people who post a happy birthday message on my fb is depressingly dwindling every year
only got 11 last year
>good morning sleepyhead! what do you want for brekkie?
your response?
Just noticed that I mistake every dutch poster for Caralad.
Burned the roof of my mouth now theres a huge blister and it hurts like hell to eat lads :(
have to do esay
>>53914229
to sperm all over that tummy
Reckon Ant & Dec just called these things 'crusty rolls' as an excuse to sell stale bread.
>>53914240
Are you telling us traditional american horror stories or something
is this what you use to scare your kids
Oh death - where is thy sting?
bought a new keyboard
>>53914253
100 words essay?
>bought a new keyboard
whats the best crisps lads?
ready salted hula hoops here
having a read
>>53914300
Never mind 100 words, you got 100 denbts to pay.
>>53914283
In all seriousness though I've wanted to try one of those for a while. What switches?
>no one took the bait for the phishing site phishing
Doing a cheeky workpost.
>>53914336
flame grilled steak mccoys
>>53914336
do you include posh crisps like kettle chips in this lad? my m8 ranks crisps all the time and says kettle chips can't be included cos they're in a different crisp bracket t b h
>>53914344
>100 denbts to pay
Never mind 100 denbts, you have 100 dental cavities to fill, then praise allah 100 times.
Nevermind
>>53914336
pickled onion monster munch
>>53914353
was just memeing but i think its a DIY kit so you get to pick your own
>>53914336
>ready salted
Get a grip m8. Beef hula hoops are the top tier toroidal snack
>>53914229
Ready brek with banana slices please ... oh, and make me a cup of tea as well luv
>1993 was 43 years ago
>>53914396
>turns out greeks have better teeth than us
fugggg
>>53914227
yeah sack that lad just do what i did and make your birthdate private
>filthy whore is too embarrassed to press charges concerning the shower cam nudes
>wasn't too embarrassed by pressing charges on the stalking
Wonder how the bitch would like me sending the pics to all her classmates on her course after I lift the email addresses of everyone on the university system?
>>53914072
>Slags edition
now you talkin
>>53914229
If she was attractive i would say "your bum"
>>53914424
Looks like I'm the real fedora here ;_;
>>53914491
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/70308014/kings-assembly-a-computer-mouse-full-of-awesome/description
buy this contraption
>>53914481
Probably wouldn't mind really since she's done nothing wrong on her part and you would most definitely be sent to prison.
>>53914481
can you stop ribena
Poleaboo likes to cum in a class and drink it
@53914481
you're a bitter little man, aren't you?
>>53914481
Off yourself you absolute nut
>>53914537
>Probably wouldn't mind
Yes, she would, that's why she wanted charges against me regarding the nudes to be dropped
>tfw you will NEVER ever get high with some low quality english speaking sluts in the back yard of your own house
At work AGAIN lads
cant bring myself to do esay :(((((((
>>53914607
Neither will most English
What's your point?
If you knew you could get away with the murder would you kill anyone?
the kiwis produce a lot (2) female facebook celebrities -- i WOULD smash both of them
one's called jaimie's world and the other is called caito potatoe
>>53914481
Just move on you fucking butthurt faggot
ITT: neet losers and student wankers
>I've wasted last 70 of my 73 years
>>53914729
2 polish girls, a detective, an ex-roommate/landlord and some uni staff
>>53914336
Wankin' Potatoes
>>53914336
Tyrrells Beef and Mustard
We had a chance to put aside the rhetoric
We chose not to
And now we are paying for it
>>53914771
I am a student who lives life like a NEET.
>tfw got a 0% attendance record for my first two years here
>>53914810
>>53914771
t. apprentice machine operation manager at JJB incorporated, currently on his tea break
>>53914729
Yeah
Bloke who bullied me every day in high school
>>53914760
Move on to what exactly?
>>53914816
Fuck off, students have no idea what it is to be NEET
>>53914816
Arrogant
>finally get date with oneitis
>date ends, i'm dropping her off
>Ok, we're at your house
>"But I never told you were I lived anon."
bloody racist
>>53914848
Less arrogance and more that I get too anxious when I am outside so I don't go to anything.
>>53914846
>Fuck off, students have no idea what it is to be NEET
Lad, please.
fat scran for lunch
>>53914854
Oh geez I havnt seen this in a screencao before
doing an sad
>>53914889
Fuck, I love that show.
>>53914101
*pronounced "shiv-awn"
Why do our leaders want Britain to be nothing but a passive workforce?
We don't make anything anymore. We don't try and advance our country. We just receive and consume. Why would they want that?
They say unemployment has gone down, but that's only because people are getting low-skilled part time retail/call centre/passive jobs.
For what purpose? It's not REAL wealth, it's not REAL growth
>>53914816
You're a fucking twat, people like you are the reason why tuition fees aren't free anymore. Gas yourself
>>53914518
Paid my 650 ameribucks. I shall be the king of shitposting.
top slag
The sausage-munching Boche. Fritz, the bratwurst guzzler.
>>53914958
Get to work
>>53914992
Stay mad faggot. I got a scholarship to come here as well.
>>53914481
dont do something youll regret
yank here
>>53914901
Scotland should be nuked
>>53914889
good bloke
>>53914889
See, this is what I'm talking about when I say equality/multiculturalism kills unique culture. Just shoving a load of Indians in where they don't usually or historically reside just kills authenticity. You don't want to go to Venice to experience venician culture and see some afghani rowing a gondola. It doesn't compute. It's fake, it's not authentic experience.
>>53914972
A passive society is easy to control. It's the first step towards transhumanism
http://youtu.be/-kcAgVN1wGo
sat opposite couple of bl*ck mothers on the bus
think jamaican patois is my favourite language
>>53915037
cant its to boring
pretty sick
https://www.fb.com/lolnice123456/videos/p.921242707995913/921242707995913/?type=2&theater
birthday party tonight lads
hoping to get off with someone
>>53914835
I work for the government
>>53915047
It could be my parting gift to her, so I'll avoid all consequences
Planning quite a few events for my farewell tour
>>53914729
I'd invite a few high society types and a detective to my mansion, murder one at random and see if the detective could work out who dunnit.
>>53915110
Post module this time and I'll help. Also how many words?
>The saying "The wogs begin at Calais" (implying that everyone who is not British is a wog) appears to date from the First World War, but was popularised by George Wigg, Labour MP for Dudley, in 1949 when in a parliamentary debate concerning the Burmese, Wigg shouted at the Conservative benches, "The Honourable Gentleman and his friends think they are all 'wogs'.
>Indeed, the Right Honourable Member for Woodford [i.e. Winston Churchill] thinks that the 'wogs' begin at Calais."
why can't politicians now be this based
>>53915039
Anime shitforbrains is what you are. You're a disgrace
Anyone here got a "Maneki-neko"? If you do, are they worth it?
> The premier of South Australia state has apologised to a gay British widower after state authorities refused to recognise his marriage.
>start dating girl first week of january
>her birthday, my birthday, and valentines day are all within a month and a half
JUST
>>53914898
luv it when smug anime posters reveal themeslves to be anxious little runts
youll die a virgin
>>53915145
are you trying to dox me popit
2000, its non-assessed so doesnt matter if i do shit but its still bare effort innit
>>53915155
Bit racist isn't it?
>>53914072
W H O R E S
H
O
R
E
S
f you got a kiss on your lips that you're looking for somebody to take (hey)
If you got a heart that ain't afraid of love ain't afraid to break (hey)
If you've got a Friday night free and a shotgun seat
Well I'm just saying, I ain't got nowhere to be
So baby I'll take whatever it is you've got to give Yeah, I'm calling dibs
>>53915217
nice 1 lad
good luck not screwing this up
>>53915158
Get over it.
>>53915193
I have one, I tap it on the head every time I wake up and make a wish, then I burn incense for it.
>>53915222
I already know that.
me and the lads in town last night haha
>>53915275
Hit them with a bat and keep doing it until their heads are mush.
>>53915275
babymetal-tier nonse
>>53915217
>dating
Fuck off yank
>>53915318
someone post that funny looking rasheed with the squashed face and the massive eyes and the beard i think he was in some documentary yesterady
doing a cry
>>53915289
>Get over it.
fuck off yank
Doing a drink a hot chocolate and a warm my feet.
7/10 on the comfiness scale.
>>53915376
Get over it is yank?
>>53915275
take a picture, show the lads on /brit/ and ask them what they'd do
>>53915397
bit spooky
just sat down with some hot choc myself
rasheed is such a fantastic name
like a weed that gives you a rash
someone phone mr pokemon ive got some ideas to sell him
>>53915193
Depends on how much you pay for it lad. Saw one in a shop window the other day for a tenner which is completely ridiculous.
>>53915231
Just v. curious
>essay
>non-assessed
dire
>>53915275
can you blame achmed for thinking white girls are all whores?
>>53915214
why would the state recognise his marriage if we dont recognise gay marriage? fucking trust gay cunt, free settlers south australians to bend to the whims of poofts
>>53915442
Ha ha, what a story.
in, fire 30% of the workforce, new logo, out
you are now a fully qualified management consultant
>>53915397
>>53915442
>hot chocolate
Literally powdered sugar and brown food colouring.
Consider graduating past babbies first hot drink and consuming tea or coffee instead. All the comfort of a warm beverage with deep, nuanced flavours and the only calories come from delicious cows milk.
>>53915461
its 2015
>>53914366
Good lad
>>53914416
Bad lad
>>53915467
ikr
what are the chances
Where can you buy bitcoin without jumping through 1000 hoops lads
>>53915489
*breathes deeply to inhale the chocolatey aromas*
You just jelly I've got a sippy cup full of yumminess, you big old meany poo.
>>53914336
Tomato Snaps.
>>53915541
you can't
it's a big meme
>>53915467
you forgot to put mark
>>53915468
why are you so clinical
germans are weird
>>53915405
Yes
>>53915454
yes and also though i wont say its name its the most tedious module ive ever done, just all about theory and nonsense, hate it (hate it)
>>53915562
I didn't want to presume.
>>53915503
rule 1 mate no poofters
>>53915541
follow this link
https://clyp.it/u5f32f0z
>>53915560
Your country is a big meme
>>53915541
The easiest way to do it is to meet someone in person, have them transfer the BTC while you hand them the dosh.
I think localbitcoins has an online service with escrow which enables the whole transaction to take place online. But their system requires you to read quite a bit about the process of how the transactions work.
why do yanks pronounce 'python' as 'py-thon'?
wanking always seems like a good idea and then as soon as I cum its like ugh i hate myself
>>53915489
>falling for the caffeine meme
>>53915651
no one cares you freak
think i shall venture for a wee
would anyone like me to dedicate this wee to them
>>53915698
Yes, please.
>>53915275
>Those socks
Why don't more girls do this? I've only ever seen thigh highs once in my life.
business idea: make dry wine wet again
How do I tell my gf that her perfume smells nasty without spending £50 for a replacement perfume?
>>53915541
I'm sure theres sites like localbitcoins which you can use in the uk
where you make a cash deposit at a bank into a sellers account (doesnt require ID here atleast)
they then send the equivalent amount of bitcoins to your bitcoin wallet
really not that hard
faggots get really pedantic about it all
I don't bother tumbling
getting busted for personal amounts is extremely unlikely
Ive had a dozen letters from customs yet the majority of my packs get here safe and my doors never been busted down
>tfw live in age where I can get any drug I want off the internet for pennies
>>53915684
i dont care if no one cares fuck off
This house is a fucking fridge.
>>53915651
Me too lad
>>53915707
theyre a bit noncey/weeby and not very warm or practical t. girl
>/brit/ the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0g-DfKjps
>>53915744
fake
>>53915664
t. person who regularly consumes caffeine as it appears in other products
Throw away account because it's a conspiracy that I actually believe, the EU wants to become a federal state like the US but you can't do this because no one really wants to be "European" and people only care about their own ethnic national states. Solution? Replace the natives in every EU country with third worlders that have no connection to the land and hence won't give a damn about it making it easier to seize power.
Of course this gets painted as "Diversity is so vibrant! So much nice food!" all while ethnic ghettos and cultural tensions rise all over Europe. Within 100 years ethnic Europeans will be a tiny minority and you'll be able to go from Dublin to Helsinki and see nothing but brown skin, brown eyes and black hair. Nice obedient sheep for their EU masters.
>>53915744
Nothing women wear is practical. Plus the only girl I've seen wear them was at least 6'. Not noncey.
>>53915742
Your mam is a fucking fridge
dad just told me he wishes he'd pushed my mum down the stairs when she was preggo with me ahahaha
love our banter
>went for a job interview yesterday
>got a missed call asking me to ring them
fuck lads i don't really want it
>>53915774
but the european masters would be deadi n a hundred years :////
Maisie
>>53915738
yes you do :'(
>>53915774
fuck off reddit
Quite horny. Might shave my legs later.
>>53915799
Ha ha, kill him and take his place ha ha ho ho
>>53915714
Every time she comes near you, ask if she farted.
>>53915774
>people are only just figuring this out
>>53915801
what if they stop your bennies
feeling guilty about some drama with flatmates, going to be living with one of them next year and didn't have enough space for another 2 and they don't have anyone. Didn't exclude them purposely or anything it was just full and now I feel really guilty.
>>53915826
Already tried that
going to make an pint of te then maybe have look at the esay
just slept for 11hrs
need a job
Frog posters really make me fucking sick
>>53915774
>no one really wants to be "European"
Big assumption and stopped reading :^)
>>53915921
no body likes me....
lads, how do I go about making peace with my arch nemesis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBNTW6P_2yQ
When men lie together in lust, it is a surrender to the passions and does nothing for the excellence in us. Nor does any other excess, Cassander, jealousy among them. But when men lie together, and knowledge and virtue are passed between them, that is pure and excellent. When they compete to bring out the good, the best in each other, this is the love between men that can build a city-state, and lift us from our frog pond.
>>53915954
Gift basket.
>>53915921
>>53915774
Remove a nations sense of identity and they are easier to control
Lesson 101
>>53915940
>>53915966
>>53915972
>>53915982
>>53915774
>no one really wants to be "European"
Proud European citizen here, can deny. Greatest country on Earth tbqh familio
Applied for a job
>tfw fell for the blade and soul meme
played for like 20 minutes then uninstalled
>>53915998
european countries are barely different from american states when you think about it
no reason not to have a superstate
>sidekick keeps texting me
wish he'd fuck off 2bh
>set alarm for 9am
>don't wake up till 2pm
I'm 25 and still work part time retail
Need to sort my life out desu but the only reason I'm still working part time retail at this age is because no one is giving me a job
>>53916070
>sidekick
U.S.E
U.S.E
U.S.E
>>53916063
t. country with no history or culture that will only benefit from being enriched by superior countries
>>53915972
/r9k/ should be renamed /frog pond/
>commutecucks are now tired and weary
oh commutecucks, only 3 hours to go before you can get bummed on the train by ahmed rasheed akbir
>>53916117
Story of my life
>>53916139
t. ignorant and proud
>>53916150
>commutecucks
4/10 gimmick
>>53916141
your mum's fanny should be renamed frog pond, the amount of people who hop in and out
bbc showing sob stories of women and children 'refugees' while ignoring any possible consequences is pissing me off2bh
>keep letting immigrants in
>start talking more about immigrant crime in the media
>native Europeans unite against their common enemy
>our similarities are now more apparent than our differences
>Europe coalesces into a superstate
P A X E U R O P A
A
X
E
U
R
O
P
A
>tfw no love interest
>>53916121
I get depressed as fuck when I see a middle aged person stacking shelves, probably earning £13.5k.
>>53916176
Go back to shagging sheep, Jon from Swansea
http://youtu.be/09vqhZV6jt8
>>53916174
#ANNIHILATED
>>53916121
>I will still be in uni at age 25
what would you do for a Yu?
>leftist humour
https://twitter.com/IndecisiveLefty/status/690149763807862785
>>53916220
and then stacking shelves at asda at 26
>tfw you get a love interest but it turns out you're in a tragedy
>I will still be alive at 25
>>>53915940
>>>53915966
>>>53915972
>>>53915982
>>53915989
zozzlefags out
>>53916258
>>53916202
Part time retail work earns you about £9k, mate.
I've been applying for shit £14k jobs but don't get a look in. BASIC reception jobs, BASIC call centre jobs. Nothing.
Meanwhile the literal morons who used to work with me in retail walk into these jobs. I could literally do them tomorrow but no one is giving me the chance.
doing a poo lads
Just took 200mg modafinil and I don't even have any work to do today
Haha baaanter
Poleaboo supports the idea of the EU but does not like how EU citizens get beneficial treatment to natives in countries they travel to
>rejected for call centre job because they said they think i'd "tire of it quickly"
is this what it feels like to be overqualified
>>53916226
>Finding someone called Yu after Christmas
opportunity missed
>>53916258
delet this
Does anyone get really turned on by common as muck milfy types with big tits? I don't mean complete underclass pramfaces, I mean those girls called Tracy who work in offices
RIP Lenin
F
>>53916290
Call centre jobs want people who will not think for themselves or question. They want people to literally be just a bum on a seat.
I got rejected because I asked what the options are for developing within the company.
They literally told me they didn't want people like that
>>53916290
uh no they don't want you because your sports psychology degree isn't as impressive as you think it is
I'm looking for contemporary comedians who specialise in crude and offensive ethnic stereotypes
Are there any around?
>>53916286
where did you get it from?
>>53916209
>do care about people in anyway?
FUCK OOOFFFFF
This is why the rest of the world is calling us faggots and they are right
>>53916273
Isn't the line "awoozle wazzle"?
>>53916344
I work in an office so that type just pisses me off
>>53916344
Y E S
E
S
>>53916397
faggot
RIP Lennon
F
>>53916390
Pharmacy Geoff
comes from Sweden and took like 3 days to arrive, got through customs easily, just says "supplements" of the value of $10 on the customs notice thing
>>53916405
But they wear tight skirts and call you "darling" or "luv", and they flirt with you at Christmas parties
>>53916344
>milfy
Never got this meme desu, girls go downhill fast after their mid-20s
christmas trees still up lol
>>53916371
you sound bitter af
Beans beans, they're good for your heart
woke up on the floor covered in bruises and my t shirt stinks of piss
what happened
>>53916458
nah
