REAL NIGGA HOURS edition
random picture lads
first for canada
breathing life into late night /cum/ sub-edition
nth for don't bully!
Who /procrastination/ tonight. Have an anatomy exam tomorrow lads
Unspoken rule of /cum/
>>53905893
I have literally nothing to do tonight or tomorrow
I think Im losing control of my life
forgot to eat dinner
there's always tomorrow
>>53905893
just remember, man has benis and womin has bagina :DD
>>53905918
are you NEET or just being lazy?
>>53905916
>>53905858
Oh boy
still haven't listened to that new Bowie album
Thinking about it
>>53905943
Lazy, there's too much shit to learn in anatomy. We just cram in all in for the weeks exam then forget it and move onto the next part of the body. It's a fucking grind
>>53905943
I'm a NEET(minus the educated part) due to unfortunate circumstances
>>53906000
digits checked
>>53905995
It's p. good Carmen. I'm a big Bowie fan, but Blackstar put me off the first couple of minutes. After that it was smooth sailing for all relistens. And if you're a Bowie guy, check out the Lazarus music video. It was basically "lol im dead".
Should I go out and get me a pair of pic related? I'll feel like a fat piece of shit if I do but they're just so good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsEwuaBWjuE
Dubs and I go to sleep.
>>53905998
ah damn that's the worst, I've taken a few neuro psychology classes so I can only imagine how bad doing the entire body would be
>>53906000
at least you have trips tho
>>53906107
dubs and you never sleep again
>>53906037
Fuck, that looks tasty. I haven't eaten the whole morning, so I guess I'll drop by at the local bakery to get something.
>>53906037
those are fucking delicious desu
>>53906107
>>53906132
You know what look at these trips.
dubs and you die
>>53906077
https://soundcloud.com/innovativeleisure/tijuana-panthers-cherry-street
>>53906171
FUUUUUCK
Fuck it, forget it
neat
>>53906222
>even more trips
you impress me anon
>>53906222
oreos suck
>>53906222
Have you tried the Bens and jerrys ice cream with cinamon buns? It's pretty good.
>>53906222
i cant imagine that tasting good
>>53906294
YOU suck
>>53906300
you need to think more positively
>>53906333
>>53906294
commies out
>>53906333
im trying but it just doesnt sound good senpai
>>53906368
how can you judge before youve tasted them? Maybe theyre even better than the kind your gramma made
>>53905823
Mexifriends, what's your favorite snacks? I'm spending my time at the grocery store in the Mexican aisle tomorrow
Also do you have an American aisle?
>>53906396
>being better than fresh rolls with the right amount of cinnamon and that warm icing
they'll probably be good anyway, but they'll never be better than real cinnamon rolls
I WANT MY FUCKING CAT BACK
>>53906665
what happened to your cat friend
>>53906665
I want mine back too, anon
gondola
>>53906665
wake up aniki!
I have the Spirit of God in me, /int/. He loves me and comforts me and teaches me and guides me. He's given me reason to live, and to love and forgive. I wish all of you could have Him as well.
>>53906673
Neighbour complained about cat eating her birds but it was literally impossible for it to be my cat. Doesn't go over there. He chills on the front lawn. She threatened to call the pound on the strays and I was hesitant of him going out but somebody let him out anyways. I was at work.
Somehow between 3pm and 5pm ( when the shelter closes) yesterday he mysteriously disappeared from my lawn. Didn't come when I got home, didn't come for dinner or breakfast. Very unlike him.
Checked the shelters, didn't see. Joined the fb lost pets group and a sweet old lady found his shelter page. I don't know for sure if it's him but in really hoping it is so I can have it back.
I don't like him outside anyways but he was abandoned by my other neighbors and he was starting to adjust to house cat life before all this.
>>53906847
blow it out your ass
What video games are you playing right now?
>>53906904
thats pretty shitty if your neighbor is behind it, i hope you're able to get your cat back anon
cum lol
>>53907085
>A CONSTELLATION
HAHAHAHAH
>>53907040
Id be playing WindWaker if it wasnt so damn boring
>>53907040
cities skylines
>>53907117
>a cactus and some leaves on a tricolor
IMPOSSIBLE TO FABRICATE THIS NOTION MY COMPATRIOTS.
>>53907066
Thank you, I mean I can't say for sure but if my cat goes missing 2 days after she threatens it then I don't think it's an unfair assumption.
He has a reflective orange collar with a little bone tag. Broke my heart seeing his page and a pic of him being scared and without his collar.
Its my fault too. I should've made sure he'd stay inside.
Pic is him with his annoyed look
Getting him tomorrow. Probably gonna rape me with boarding fees
watching romance of the three kingdoms desu
>>53906904
You should punch your neighbour in the face.
>>53907190
>I don't think it's an unfair assumption.
from the sound of it, it's not unfair at all
good luck!
>>53907205
I tried to watch it, but honestly memes aside, all the characters look the same and its confusing
my killed in a bird and brought it into my garage now theres feathers everyone
>>53907149
>Mexican flag: the eagle represents the ancient aztec civilizations of mexico, WHOA
>American flag: The star represent each state, signifying a glorious union, AMAZING
>Danish flag: legendary ancient flag where the crusaders used to fight for christ, BEAUTIFUL
>Australia:... just..... just some..... random ass constellation... that's it
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, IM IN CHARGE OF MY SIDES
>>53907253
Thank you!
>>53907221
Its tempting. I might send Mormons to visit her and maybe sign her up for random newsletters. :^)
I used to ignore her loud parties with mariachi music but now I think I'm going to report it :^) i wish i could get violent with her but I can't take care of my cat if I'm in jail.
Pic is his shelter pic. He'd be home now in his little bed if I saw it sooner. Now I have to wait until 11am for the shelter to open
>having an outside cat when you live in a town/city/suburban area
fucking retards
>>53907410
>Pic is his shelter pic.
geez, did they have to take the most unsettling picture possible of him
>>53907451
Yeah a bit. My other cat is purely indoors.
This one was abandoned by the other neighbors. I've been getting him to come inside more and more gradually. I should've had him microchipped already but they just left him like 2 weeks ago really.
I don't like the concept of outside cats in cities and stuff. They get ran over and become a nuisance. He's pretty well behaved but does dart out. He dindu nuffin though. He a good boy.
>>53907487
Yeah that's what i said
>>53907597
well i guess it's both sides too, I live in a completely rural and and i only had my other car for a year and a half, it went missing and never came back, My current cat that i have has been here since July. I let him go out during the day but now i keep him in the garage at night, pic related
>>53907597
I mean cats do need to go out from time to time, but maybe you should buy a leash and walk him.
>>53907747
I'll have to do that, that's a good idea. The indoors cat isn't a climber (even as a kitten) so sometimes when the weather is nice he can go in the fenced back yard and do his thing (sunbathe mostly). I also play with the lasers. I think this one will need the leash though. He's gonna get chipped, get a new collar and leash.
>>53907737
See I've only ever had one cat before this really. He's 9 years old and clingy as hell. I'm not like a cat psychologist so I'm kinda winging it 2bh. I know for sure I want to adjust kitty 2 into the house cat life when I bail him out of cat jail, i guess i was just going way too slow about it and it put him in danger. Gonna get him a swaggin cat tree to dick around in so he feels less inclined to run out when I'm not gonna take him on designated cat walks.
>>53907976
Maybe you should talk to your neighbors.
>>53906904
Are your neighbors Asian by any chance?
>>53908025
I have with a translator. She only speaks Spanish.
The translator is her cousin and refers to said neighbors as "bruha" (sp?) when she's not around so imma assume its a lost cause.
Neighbor even said that the cat that she saw ( bird murderer) was all black and had a blue collar.
She denied calling but the animal control is usually busy trying to capture chimped out pit bulls that nigs & cholos like to raise and leave. His collar was also pretty secure so I don't think it fell off in that 2 hr time frame. My judgement might be cloudy cause I want him back though. I'll try and smooth thing over with her maybe.
Send her some chocolate dove candies and peeps in a basket.
:^)
>>53908025
As dumb as this question might be. I want to make burritos. What do you mexican stuff in it? I always put vegetables in it, but I think I should maybe try something new. I also use minced beef.
>>53908242
>bruha
RUN WHILE YOU CAN
>>53908255
You can't go wrong with chorizo and beans.
>>53908527
I'll try this. Thanks
>>53908554
You are a particularly nice poster. There used to be a Turk poster here that reminds me of you
i wonder.....
>>53908705
The kraut doesn't sound like an insufferable faggot.
reminder that spanish chorizo and mexican chorizo aren't always the same thing
>>53908756
who tha fucc up?
>>53908879
AHHHHHHHHHH what the fuck
literally just got woken by a cop grabbing at my shoulder while I was sleeping in my room
>>53908917
rnh are almost over, anon
>>53908970
>by a cop
wat
>>53908749
you never liked him, I know. He was nice to everyone, even you, despite you constantly shitting on him
>>53908756
they're both pretty good imo
>>53908970
are you ok anon
>>53908994
It's only quarter to 3 on the west coast though nigga
>>53909015
Acting like a disingenuous attention whore isn't being nice, anon.
>>53909008
>went to bed over an hour ago listening to Carrie and Lowell cause it helps me sleeps
>ipod was still playing so I didn't hear anyone enter the room (I've always left the door that seperates my suite from the rest of the house unlocked for some reason)
>wake up as I feel a hand grab at my shoulder
>roll around and some guy I don't know is just standing there
>says he's a police officer and that the girl (uni student) that also lives in the house was just assaulted by two men
>asks if I heard anything but say I didn't as I was listening to music
>says ok and that I can go back to sleep
pretty strange experience desu, kinda weird that he just walked into my suite but i'll need to find out what happened tomorrow
>>53908970
That happened to me once, but the cop pulled the blankets off of me while I slept. I was wearing embarrassing pj's also
>>53909203
Haha he posted his alibi on 4chan the absolute madman
>>53909203
>roll around and some guy I don't know is just standing there
>>53909364
Do you do anything else other than post animu reaction faces in a homoerotic context 24/7?
>>53909205
its a spooky experience man, why was he waking you up?
>>53909282
I was legitimately thinking that if I was accused i could show him the 4chan posts I made around that time kek
>>53909364
he was a manlet so not your type anyway
>>53909399
he also draws things for people/companies and feeds his rats
>>53905823
>>53909485
Lock your doors desu
>>53909485
>why was he waking you up?
He was taking my uncle who lived with me to jail for selling drugs, and was searching the house for anything that could be used to convict him.
>>53906764
cant get enough of that fucker
>>53909485
why would you be accused?
>>53907410
do the newsletter thing, i hate junk mail
>>53909485
>cop
>manlet
>>53909485
lock your fucking door man what the hell
>>53909630
feels a but un-canadian tho, I like to think I can trust my neighbours and I actually live in a decent area
>>53909639
oh my
>>53909705
because i'm a cis white male scum who can't help but rape ofcourse
>>53909761
if woman can be cops, than why can't manlets? It's 2016, come on man
>>53909840
>I like to think I can trust my neighbours
is this how all canadians think?
>>53910104
they should get guns just to be sure
>>53910104
Around whites, you can relax.
>>53910184
>canadians
>white
>>53909840
My neighbor robbed a bank
trust no one.
>>53910232
Very rude.
Most Canadians are white and cute.
>>53910418
>Most Canadians are white and cute.
both of these require some form of verification
>>53910607
my canadian aunt was white
she was a bitch though
Saludos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de_xX2HBlOY
>Canadians
>human
>tfw dogs slowly starting to get too old
>>53906904
Have you asked your neighbor yet?
>>53910261
Sone fucking nerdy white kid that i knew in high school robbed like 5 banks, he would have gotten away with it too but his parents found the money and made him turn himself in.(i asked them later if they knew that he could easily have gotten 5 consective life sentences in federal prision, Aparently they didnt understand that."
"good" "morning"
"cum"
lol
My hands are so cold..
so lonely senpai
Morning guys.
>>53915216
im making breakfest for my bf right now.
>>53915334
watcha makin
alri lads
>>53915773
Doing a poo haha
mornin lads
>>53916618
good morning anon
whats the plan for the day
>>53917193
if they ever plow my street, i'm thinking of heading down to the asian grocery store and seeing what they have.
Going to a Mexican resort next month should i buy decapitation insurance?
Niconico Kumikyouku
>>53917406
Nah just keep your head on your shoulders and you'll be fine
Niggers aren't people. End of discussion.
How do you cope with the apathy-inducing side effect of ecstasy?
>>53917537
What I they don't sell that brand of shampoo in Mexico?
You like movies, anon? it's Sundance.
Watch out 4chan, I'm awake again.
>>53917902
4chan here. I've been waiting
Didn't go to gym and slept in
I already feel useless
>22
>no licence
>no car
>no school
Really banking on this tax return so I can get this shit out of the way. I would be a normie if not for this shit. Fucking Cali is so damn expensive.
>>53919644
Don't beat yourself up over it too much. As long as its not an avalanche effect then its just a slight speed bump
http://eleconomista.com.mx/deportes/2016/01/12/liga-futbol-americano-profesional-arrancara-febrero
>fútbol americano
>americano
aaajajaja estos mexicanos son unos completos CHICANOSSSSSSS
>>53920086
This is America, speak American
>>53917902
Is it already shitpost o'clock?
>>53919767
Does no school mean you haven't started any university?
>british people eat burgers with a knife and a fork
what the fuck
>>53920681
Yes.
Don't have a car to get to classes. I carpool to work. Pretty miserable existence honestly
>>53920836
Are you at least making decent money?
Most people I met in university who were mid 20s or early 30s had much higher marks than people straight out of high school.
Because they cared more and didn't have to work as much to pay tuition. So if you're saving anything now, it'll make school easier.
>>53920817
It's the only American food they know, and they eat it wrong...
>>53921006
>almost 30
>still haven't gone to college
>take home 50k/year
>expenses ~$500/month
I really want to go to school. I have the time and money. Just no ambition.
>>53921006
Got a full time office job 7-4, $11/hr.
Take home 320 every week after taxes.
I do have a little saved up, but that's all going into a shitty Craigslist car.
Support /cum/ in /int/ Battle of Generals
Vote here: https://poal.me/rrjdt1
Thread here: >>53921191
>>53921238
Then you're making the right choice.
If you don't get the degree it's thousands of dollars wasted. You have a good grip on the fact that you don't give a fuck, and it's better to have that money than give it to a college to spend on new astroturf for the football field.
I got a lot of friends in deep debt after college, thank god I got out before I took out a bunch of student loans with an associates' degree, their lives are basically ruined.
>>53921292
There's literally no denying that this is the worst general though and I frequent it
>>53921640
>There's literally no denying that this is the worst general
lol every general say that stop it please
>>53921640
this one is metaphorical shit
/desi/ is literal shit
I get more (You)'s than Soulja Boy and more @'s than gmail
>>53921254
Its hard. Try to come up with a side job. Like bar back. Cash.
>>53921327
I feel damned if you do and damned if you don't.
The job I have isn't sustainable past a certain age.
>>53921656
I would bet you fucking 100 mcnuggets that this general is considered absolute shit by most of int
>>53921671
Hehe
>>53921640
I like this place
Do the Oscars even know it's 2016?
>>53921875
I picture you as a sweaty middle aged brown man
>>53921911
I MEAN, COME ON
2016!
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Guys, I need the help of native english speakers.
My father has an RV and the owner's manual is in english and german. I've translated most of it but there is one paragraph that makes no sense to me. Here it is.
"The control system operates by increasing or lowering the current stepwise at certain voltages. If the charging currents are switched over stepwise in this way at certain voltages of at certain loads ( when 12V appliances are switched on), this can lead to minor fluctuations in battery voltage. If these voltage fluctuations cause a light to flicker, the voltage fluctuations can be avoided by switching appliances on or off."
>>53921975
I'm pink haired nip girl with big eyes
>>53921996
Don't turn too many appliances on at once
>>53921656
its literally the same thing on /vg/
halfs the generals think they have the worst brand of shitposting and that all the other generals hate them
>>53922036
What color pink?
I've been considering dying my hair but I'm indecisive.
>>53921996
Maybe I'm retarded but it sounds like its telling you fluctuations can cause the lights to flicker if you have to much shit on.
I could definitely be wrong though of course.
>>53921996
Post the german one, I'll try my best.
>>53921996
Oh wait didn't read it right
So basically it switches its amount of current at certain loads from appliances
So if lights flicker means that it is at a critical point so turning something on or off will go above or below the critical point
My favorite work of fiction? Why, it must be Darwin's On the Origin of Species.
>>53921975
don't be mean to him, he is nice
Dead DC
>>53922164
>>53922127
Right, that's what I thought. The sentence "if the charging currents..." makes zero sense to me though.
>>53922270
Alright here we go.
"Die Regelung erfolgt so, dass bei bestimmten Spannungen der Strom schrittweise ab- oder zunimmt. Dieses schrittweise Umschalten der Ladeströme kann bei bestimmten Batteriespannungen und bestimmten Lasten durch eingeschaltete 12 V-Verbraucher dazu führen, dass die Batteriespannungen mit kleinen Änderungen schwankt. Sollten die Spannungsschwankungen dazu führen, dass eventuell eingeschaltetes Licht leicht flackert, so kann durch Zu- oder Abschalten von Verbrauchern diese Spannungsschwankung vermieden werden."
>>53922751
That's not mean. I didn't say he was.
In fact I'd probably wager that was one of the nicer greetings he's had in these threads.
>>53922785
Death, doom and destruction
>>53922851
i guess
>>53923216
I'm super nice fyi
>>53923485
Say something nice about me.
>>53921640
don't flatter yourself, /lat/ is the worst by far
>>53923556
You have nice hair.
>>53923556
You are probably misunderstood and underappreciated, hopefully you become surrounded by people that value you for who you are. You are very huggable probably
>>53923592
You have the best dog pics and a qt face
>>53923939
thank u
>>53923806
>>53923939
Thanks, anons. That was really nice.
>>53923993
You also have nice shoulders and make delicious foods
PANIC
>Southerners
>>53924084
>>53924175
Is it snowing down there?
>>53924076
that's more like it
>>53924309
You have pretty nice thighs too. And I'm sure they'd look great in some colorful thigh highs.
>>53924280
There was 1" of icy snow last night during rush hour that caused chaos
Blizzard warning for 30" of snow and 50mph winds west of DC tomorrow
>>53924390
not posting them friend
thank you tho
>>53924309
And I still wanna be camping buddies
( sorry I've been MIA, I'm still being a downer 2bh )
I'm not the thigh weirdo, you're my favorite burly man
>>53924569
>weirdo
>>53924569
i knew it was you, haha
and no worries, i've been in a similar-ish boat
hope everything is going well for you!
>>53924684
Its not mean if it's true.
Requesting thigh high pics from people that don't express interest in doing so is weird.
How do I obtain hipster friends?
Sometimes I wish I was born mute.
>>53924704
I gotta get going, I hope you have a great day! Thank you for being you
>>53924901
Move to Portland. Go to shows for shitty obscure bands.
>>53925003
Would they make good friends? How are the women?
>>53924760
Sometimes you just have to take the initiative in life, anon.
>>53924995
How come?
>>53925003
see ya!
>>53924995
You could always pretend
I black girl in hijab was singing muzzie tunes to herself today
I thought this was all supposed to be just a meme
>>53925110
Welcome to 2016
>>53924901
complain about racists at your local starbucks
>>53925046
Because it would be excuse to get out of a lot of things.
>>53925083
That seems like it'd be too difficult to uphold.
>>53925132
I want them all deported
Everytime I get really bad anxiety I have to take a shit.
>>53925173
We all do
Gotta rebuild an engine tomorrow buds
Apparently it's going to snow and I don't have a heater in my garage
Fuck.
>>53925028
Nah they make shifty friends because they're more into trends and being hip than they are into friendships.
The women are disgusting, a step away from being hippies. Think those chicks from Broad City or Amy Schumer
>>53925173
Well, most governors have spoken out against importing new kebab, that's more than we can even dream of here.
https://poal.me/rrjdt1
https://poal.me/rrjdt1
https://poal.me/rrjdt1
Vote for your countrymen you spineless sacks of shit
>>53925585
If we lose to /desi/ I'll be upset.
>>53925663
Me too
>>53925585
Voted. Do you know if the /rus/ vs. /deutsch/ poll was already up?
>>53925585
/CUM/ SHALL OVERCOME
>>53925750
Not sure tbqh senpai
Will vote in return though
I'm gonna have sex one day
>>53908242
>bruja
>>53925833
Thanks. Losing to the russians again would be shamefull :^|
>>53925935
Doubtful
>tfw want to masturbate but roommate is here
:/
>>53926252
go into the washroom?
I have eaten 2 cheeseburger for dinner today.Felt rather american.
The cheese was yellow too.
Good evening, how is your day?
I'm drinking this and trying to make my quantum mechanics assignments.
>>53926282
I want to just lay in bed and beat off
Is this too much to ask?
>>53926311
forgot pic
>>53926252
>minding about the roommate
just fap, m8
>>53926302
Good lad
>>53926311
Pretty good, I'm on 4chan instead of studying.
>>53926252
brojob
>>53926311
>>53926371
Drinking is bad for you Pekka
>/cum/ 43 votes
>/desi/ 42 votes
>>53926472
/desi/ has POO IN LOO meme going for it
All /cum/ really has is
>A fucking leaf
>>53926461
>drinking is bad
yeah no, it's what keeps me alive
>>53925585
voted for /cum/
>>53926582
Drinking brings a warm heart
>>53926512
We also have
>be american
>get shot
>>53926512
What about
WAAZZAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53926512
le dude weed current year lmao man
DON'T LET THE POOINLOOS WIN
https://poal.me/rrjdt1
https://poal.me/rrjdt1
https://poal.me/rrjdt1
https://poal.me/rrjdt1
https://poal.me/rrjdt1
>>53926866
>>53927122
>>53927213
point is poo in loo is the stronger meme
>>53927213
>>53927122
>>53926512
>>53926866
wow ur memes suck :^)
>>53927433
That looks like a golden leaf haha
>>53906416
Every thing that has flamin hot
>>53927379
I don't know if that's something to be proud of.
https://youtu.be/9Utt_XgcWv8?t=8
Michigan desu
>>53927689
It's all the Indians have these days, so let them have it.
>>53927548
>53927548
>>53927805
canadians pls answer
The total percent never goes beyond 100%. Does this hurt anyone else's autism? It is same as being trapped in this universe. You may travel infinitely forward, but universe never ends. You will end up at the point you started.The universe is like 4D version of earth.
>>53927940
Lad you gona die way before you see a quarter of everything and thats if you don't crash on some planet and fuck like rabbits with the local population to create the future police force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG5AngOz1RE