sudacas edition
>raised my max bench
ITS HAPPENING
First for Fun
cum lol
hilo chicano
lol cum
nth for don't bully!
>>53893784
Skelly California is that you?
tfw overweight
>>53893811
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
oh fucking hell
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/u-k-online-muslim-plan-outrage-1.3412222
CHI
>>53893870
>tfw eat all i want and never get fat
>>53893865
yes
but now Im a skelly with MUSCLE
>>53893825
What's worse, a Chicano or a Mexican? Or are they equally shirty?
>>53893870
>see flag
>understand why
>>53893924
what's your bench
also good on defeating skelly status, eating properly i assume?
>the american dream is forever gone
>>53893956
Chicanos
>>53893979
its now 75-80, up from 65. Pathetic, I know, but at least its rising.
>eating properly i assume
nope. Uni cafeteria is still shit, but Im going to try to get more bread/rice/cheap gains food next time I go grocery shopping
>>53893956
chicanos
there is nothing worse than someone who gives up on their country
>>53894039
B E A N S
E
A
N
S
Samuel Adams is actually pretty good beer lads
>>53894080
Yes? Did you call me?
is this accurate?
>>53893956
Some Chicanos consider themselves American which I find ok but then you have the typical one that feels proud of having Mexican heritage whitout knowing how bad this shithole is.
>>53894150
audible chuckle
>>53894039
allow me to tell you something that's not pathetic: progress
you're working on it and making gains, good on you bud
since you're trying to defeat skelly mode and lifting, try and go for calorie-dense things like whole milk, nuts, seeds, and lots of olive oil to mix in with your rice/grains
beans are a good option for carbs as well
>>53894159
What's the weird insect robot and the blue thing?
What is the Texas of Canada?
>>53894199
that doesnt seem filling though
what is essential poorfag-dieting?
How do I get my hands on a qt's used panties
I just experienced my first kiss bros omg
>>53894314
nah they're not that filling, you can fill up on the usual stuff, those are just cheap ways to cram more calories in since the foods you mentioned are relatively low-calorie
how much meat do you eat(heh) btw?
>>53894375
Now sex her
>>53894378
well the Uni Dining commons usually has some kind of meat dish, but theres a grill alongside it that has burgers and "chicken" patty sandwiches, plus ham/turkey sandwich stations. Usually I'll get a sandwich every dinner
daily reminder 25% of US posters are chicanos
cheers
Pig edition tb.h
>>53894415
She's like 10 years older then me and sees me as a younger brother though
how do i convince her to see me as a man?
>>53894437
ok, just make sure you're getting as much brotein as you can
and like the other guy mentioned, another good option that you can keep in your dorm or whatever is beans, canned tuna is good too
>>53894448
pigs are C U T E
>>53894537
My nigga
>>53894372
criagslist
>>53894445
Daily reminder that this isn't /lat/ nigger
Reverse racism isn't real
>>53894560
i sex your mother
9 months later she shits a chicano
hello esse how are you homie?
>>53894462
So she's like a Milf? Show her you're the real man.
>>53894568
You're one racist nigger
>>53894555
>put used panties into local CL
>this is one of the results
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/bab/5410217955.html
>no sinaloa gf
kill me
>>53894624
I'm 18 she's 28.
I don't see how I could man, I'm probably still a teen in her eyes. Maybe I should just make a move on her?
>>53894714
>No Quebecois gf
What's it like dating a SJW?
>>53894771
T-trade you senpai
>>53894717
When having a conversation with her avoid all the
teen related stuff and make a move if you have the chance.
>>53894796
My buddy is dating a massive feminist. She took his balls, he threw out a lot of his games and blu rays. He won't even come for beers anymore. The worst part is she's fucking fat. Not like massive but she has those saddle bags on her hips that is disgusting.
>>53894819
Sure mate. Anything for my Canadians.
>new planet discovered
>orbit around 20,000 years
>look up human history 20,000 years ago
>it was the start of the Mesolithic period
>the period between when humans were pure hunters and when humans began domestication and basically human society
they are coming
Do any liftingfags ever just listen to markrippetoes videos for fun? He looks like what I imagine every texas anon to be.
>tfw night terrors aren't all that terrifying anymore
They're still pretty annoying, though.
>>53894938
ayyyy lmao
>>53894297
Quebec easily
>>53894189
The Mexican set of mindset in cancer imo
>>53894140
Drinking Blue moon atm, not half bad desu
>>53894039
Why is that exaclty
>>53894071
When did Chicanos gave up on America? Or is it Mexico? Or both
>>53894938
>an ancient evil has awoken
>>53894892
in all seriousness, that must be the most painful shit to have to sit back and watch, im so sorry
you GOTTA talk him out of this shit, man
>>53894963
literal judgement day is coming anon don't be afraid
![1243886928011[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LBlThPj.jpg "1243886928011[1].jpg")
>>53894892
>watching friend's souls sucked out through their dicks
I'm sorry for your loss, anon.
>>53894892
You're a terrible friend for not talking him out of it
lol anglo nanny states
>>53895044
I tried, he get's really dismissive and defends his henpecking saying he's becoming an adult. Fucking fool.
>>53894938
>20,000 years ago
>also the last glacial maximum
happening
>>53895215
>HE LETS HIS QUANTUM SJW GF DECIDE HIS LIFE
wow what an """""""adult"""""""
DEAD
DC
>>53894938
>The Stone Age or Paleolithic Period is the name archaeologists have given to the beginning of archaeology--that part of the earth's history that includes the genus Homo and our immediate ancestor Australopithecus. It began approximately 2.5 million years ago, in Africa, when Australopithecus began making stone tools, and ended about 20,000 years ago, with big-brained and talented modern humans spread all over the world.
http://archaeology.about.com/od/temporalstudies/u/human_history.htm
Literally and absolutely happening guys, I hope you're ready for judgement day
>>53895215
Abandon him lad hes dead already and you can only hurt yourself by walking around with a corpse
>>53895281
>I'll never see that same amount of snow in my life
>>53895281
Woke up this morning and it ended up snowing to above my ankles.
This was a nice snow day for this year.
>>53895318
Snow is only good for hunting in lad
CRAAAAAWLING IN SHIT SKIN
THIS THIRST IT WILL NOT HEAL
MEMES ARE HOW I COPE
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL
>>53895342
and sledding and snowboarding and nailing your dumb sister in the face with snowballs
and OF COURSE, snowmen
I got just ryse son of rome for free. fuck /v/ this is a great game
Is this what people from New Hampshire are like?
If so I want in.
>>53895437
I bought it and haven't played it, isn't it like 99% QTEs?
>>53895438
I live in New Hampshire but I don't watch TV or movies, describe him and I'll tell you
>>53895426
I have completely forgotten sledding and I live on a massive hill what the hell is wrong with me
>>53895438
The show is based in based Indiana though. He's the typical male here.
>>53895507
Deadpan about everything, conservative libertarian, loves red meat and whiskey, and disregard for personal matters of all who surround him.
>>53895587
I mean yeah that's pretty much me, I don't drink whiskey though.
>>53895469
QTES are there but you don't need to do them
>>53894297
Alberta.
>>53895751
This. Denim and obesity.
>>53895751
my name is Alberto
guys what if it's really happening though
>came home from class
>it started snowing
>go home and realize I should go buy groceries because everyone in DC will freak the FUCK out and the proper storm is happening on Friday
>go to trader joes
>lots of empty shelves but all the stuff I need is pretty much there since I'm planning on cooking a fuckhuge batch of chilli and nobody cooks
>spend 30 minutes in line
>ask the cashier if he thinks they'll run out before friday and he says they definitely will
>glad I did shopping
>stopped at liquor store and bought a handle of terrible bourbon to drink in my coffee over the blizzard
Now I'm set for the next week.
>>53895855
and what's your surname?
:^)
>>53895864
Just sit back and relax my dude nothing will happen. Its all bullshit
>>53895868
>buying shitty alcohol on purpose
why?
>>53895906
but literally the most refutable possible source is the one who made the discovery
literally the guy who made pluto not a planet anymore
>>53895876
not gonna tell ya
>>53895868
You looking forward to getting comfy in the snow?
Me
Este es el hilo en español?, si es asi estpoy buscando personas para hacer una novela, para que me ayuden en ideas.
>>53894714
is sinaloa white?
>>53895864
What's happening?
>>53895864
protip: if you need to ask if it's happening, it is not happening
>>53895973
kek
Absolutelly not
>Calgary is asking government to stop sending families of Syrian "refugees" of 7 to Calgary because they don't have homes big enough to give to them
>other cities are starting to complain too
>many are families of 5 to 7 that come here
just nuke us
>>53895991
https://youtu.be/6poHQ2h00ZA
9th planet discovered by guy who has the authority to decide pluto isn't a planet
>>53895973
El Chapo is not white
>>53895915
Alcoholism and poverty. I'm a poor college student, why would I spend a lot of money on liquor when I have to worry about food and other shit?
>>53895955
Yes. This snow stuck but today we're only getting an inch or two. Friday and Saturday is when the real shit happens. Should be comfy.
>>53896033
can we nuke it or just name it Pluto to make things simple?
>>53896018
I remember people signing a petition for our country to receive refugees. Of course the government told them to stfu, we already have our hands full with central americans and shitty economy.
>>53896033
How can they just now find another planet in our solar system?
>>53895811
Calgary Stampede desu
>>53896136
The video kind of explains that.
>>53896136
This one takes a very long time to orbit the sun
>>53896167
Dads sitting behind me talking to me can't open it
>>53896118
Must have been some bored higher class people who go on reddit there.
I don't get what it is with these idiots, they don't give a shit about people with problems in their own country. They just was autistic foreigners that breed like rabbits.
>>53896092
>orbit is every 20,000 years
>stone age ended 20,000 years ago
>last glacial maximum was 20,000 years ago
nah man it's judgement day, aliens will visit us and decide if we need to start over again
>>53896137
If you want to see brown people and obese office workers roleplay as cowboys come to the Stampede desu.
>18.90 pesos
>>53896051
>poor college student
>in DC
Where you at?
>>53896220
so
preemptive strike is what I'm saying
>>53896018
i like calgary desu
>>53896284
its too late tbqh
>>53896263
My family has money but my own wealth is nothing. I don't want to have to keep begging my parents for money so I try to live kind of cheaply.
GWU
>>53896302
I kind of believe in you. Build a wall to keep out the aliens.
>>53896347
aliens are literally trump
they just want to make earth great again
>>53896296
i like Russia desu. if I go there pretending to be an Albertan cowboy will people assume I'm a homo and beat me up?
>>53896347
Oort Wall.
Make it happen.
>>53894942
>implying texas is all that different than missouri
theres plenty of southern accents and heroin in both states
>>53896363
I don't trust manlet gray people.
>>53896217
THIS!
Lots of locals live in villages with no clean water, sewage, medical services, electricity and shit. BUT WE SHOULD BE HUMANITARIAN AND TAKE REFUGEES IN.
>>53895342
or having class cancelled
in georgia, all we need is 1-2 inches of snow to stick for more than a few hours and the entire state shuts down, people dont even go to work because all roads are considered unsafe, lol
I'm not gay. I cant be. It's not possible. I'm a straight guy for sure.
>>53896257
And now Peña is sucking Arabian dick for oil deals.
>>53896332
A good friend of mine got his Math MA there, nice school.
And I understand that logic. Like my dad would pay my rent if I asked, but I want to work two jobs to make it.
>>53896257
THE MADMAN
>>53896475
watch bible black
if you cant get it up to that, you're probably gay
>>53896257
hahah
JUST FUCKING END IT
>>53896475
Search your feelings gringo, you know it to be true.
>>53896505
>bible black
gross
>>53894071
>there is nothing worse than someone who gives up on their country
Pretty easy for someone who was born and raised in a comfy first-world country to say that, eh?
>>53896475
If you're gay you'll still have friends. My best friend is a man whose gay.
>>53896505
>bible black
why
>>53896554
bible black is the pinnacle of anime in terms of plot, backstory, consensual loving, and hot babes
>>53896576
It's pretty shit and it had futa, you humongous homosexual.
>>53896576
>consensual
There is a lot of rape dude.
>>53896447
They just don't care. Refugee garbage is in their twitter feed so it's "important". But that family in poverty on the other side of the city is irrelevant and privileged even though the parents struggle to feed their children and take care of themselves.
>>53896623
unfortunately it does, but thats what fast forwarding is for
it makes up for it with succubuses and sloots
I'm down to 85$ and I don't get paid till next friday.
Looking for a second job sucks man. I don't know senpai
i want canadian gf
>>53896647
thats the joke
>when the ironic gayposting starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKeXx0RLUxQ
>>53896677
You don't want that man.
>>53896677
don't do it, they're crazy
>>53896660
Even your taste in porn is bad.
>>53896677
But you are surrounded by Canadians
>>53896673
>got an email today saying I didn't get the job I had applied to
looking for a job in general is truly the worst desu
>>53896677
same bud
>>53896746
my taste in porn is GREAT
>>53896694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YjIWEky81M
thanks canada :^)
why do I have this saved on my computer bros
>>53896673
>>53896767
Good luck, friends.
>>53894717
Give her your manly penis.
>>53896793
>>53896805
Thanks man. I'm working at a library now but i only work 9 hours a week, which isn't enough to pay my rent. My last job was as a hostess and they just randomly shut down two weekends ago, and I didn't get paid.
I applied at Barnes and Noble and Target. I hope that works.
>>53896767
That's always the fucking worst. I wish you luck pal.
i like linkin park
>>53896793
Cause you're a sissy bitch.
TWITTER IS A VALUABLE SOURCE OF POLITICAL INSIGHT
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/u-k-online-muslim-plan-outrage-1.3412222?cmp=rss
>>53896970
I noticed our medias took a sharp downturn in quality when they learned about social media and tried to incorporate it into their shows for viewer interaction. Now they actually go to it FOR news.
I'm not sure what America needs more; Bernie or Trump
On one hand we get some modernization and the right wing has to step up the rhetoric to the levels of European intellectuals, and Bernie is opposed to mass economic immigration.
On the other hand Trump will deport muh 12 million spics and have some based moments, a rarity among American presidencies + good chance of reestablishing American dominance/Nuclear Winter
>yfw hillary has a good chance at beating both
kms
I want to hug someone. Its been so long since I've had human contact.
>>53896793
i wonder why
hmmmmmmmmm
>>53897055
Bernie is more fantasy than Trump due to insane socialism promises. He'd probably just be a term of no accomplishments assuming he didn't have a heart attack and die while in office.
I got a haircut and some new jeans
>>53897120
honestly i want a president that will crash this country with no survivors
immigrants will flee and the whole system will be forced to backpedal
test
>>53896943
that was some great content anon
I just want a qt gf with short hair who likes to cuddle and watch anime
>>53897184
Glad you liked it.
>>53897169
Trump seems like the best option for some kind of mess like that. You also get the two birds one bullet thing because your Dem supporters will loose their shit if he wins. They're already starting to freak out.
I mean they've resorted to name calling based on twitter posts. Like that guy who said Trump supporters are losers who masterbate to anime. Which some is true but to have Dem party people say that is amazing and for the history books.
>>53897114
pretty sure it's the government placing files on my computer to make me look bad
>>53897164
Stop it Bruce Springsteen
>>53897240
>DoD Network Information Center keeps pinging my PC
usa please stop
Have you contributed high quality discussion to online image boards lately?
want to stick my tounge in Amy Schumer's flabby tits tbqh
>>53896793
because that is high quality shitposting material
>>53897164
I need to get a haircut, it's reaching my shoulders again.
I'm also not the attractive slacker type, I'm a fat ameriburger.
>All these leftists and anti-trump people on facebook crying about the plight of refugees and "unprivileged" people
I know these cunts in real life and they wouldn't lift a fucking finger to help someone in need or someone they cared for. Is this all one big popularity contest to see who can pat themselves on the back the most for being a "good person"??
>>53897323
please consider killing yourself
that was a great video and you faggots had to shitpost it to death
>>53897297
Never. I'm feeling sharp.
Shit thread
![1257633819581[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/4rr6xZx.png "1257633819581[1].png")
>>53897330
>not attractive
>not funny
>popular as fuck because feminism
>>53897323
That forced meme shit pisses me off, too.
The original video is great, but the "epic" posters are just the stupidest shit since WE, except I don't even find it funny which sucks for me.
>>53897323
Everyone who posts the scuttlebug parallel universe meme should be permanently banned
>>53897344
Mine was touching my shoulders too. I can pull off the slacker look, but I want to quit being a slacker.
Dress for success, dude.
been lurking some /esp/ threads and the spaniards are just like us on the inside
>>53897446
Was there a lot of simpsons smoking weed memes?
>>53897446
t. chicano
>>53897375
>not attractive
bit gay la'
>>53897472
no thats /lat/
>>53897357
>one big popularity contest to see who can pat themselves on the back
literally yes
I've had trouble holding my tongue over it because people I know have started jumping on board too. There's been times where my Dad has been reluctant to move his fucking car to the right slightly to let an ambulance by that is potentially dealing with a dying Canadian. But some sand niggers who wants welfare? He'll cry a river for apparently if his hero Justin says to. It's hard not to be angry lately.
Right now some in my city are crying about some bug begs found in their free temporary housing. Maybe they should fuck off back to the homeland if some insects are so awful.
>>53897446
Spaniards are cute
>>53897472
>tribal tats
>dirty brown ditchweed joint
>eyes red as the devil's dick
>>53897357
do yourself a favour anon and just stop going on it unless its to creep on qts
>>53897493
I don't save reaction images but if I did I would be posting a puking one
![1294972669438[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SSGwbvb.jpg "1294972669438[1].jpg")
>>53897493
She's like a 5 in the face and chubby.
Come one bro, really?
>>53897493
delet this
>>53897493
absolutely hideous
Shit thread
>>53897493
I can see it man. She does sorta have a bangin' body.
wheat
>>53897323
please leave
>>53897504
My aunt who abandoned her two daughters and swindled my grandmother out of her pension money is calling Trump a monster. The fuck is this bullshit.
>>53897528
Booty calls are why I have facebook, I don't have a phone
>>53897642
you have some really shit taste in women, m8
>>53897683
>The fuck is this bullshit.
I don't know. I want to live in an alternate timeline with giant ants instead.
>>53897692
Yeah you're probably right. I haven't had sex so maybe I'm just desperate.
>>53897692
he is black clearly
>lefty friend makes a post saying MLK would be disappointed about us today
>libertarian friend says MLK would be proud since blacks can now achieve the same as whites and violence against blacks is nearly unheard of
>Jewish girl replies and says that unarmed blacks are killed in mass by police, therefore MLK he wouldn't be proud
>continuous back and forth between her and libertarian
>conversation moves on to how whites aren't experiencing more racism, as they can't experience racism in the first place
>"reverse racism by definition doesn't exist because racism is the systematic oppression on behalf of people of higher privilege, geared towards people of lower privilege. white people are of higher privilege, and black people don't have the privilege to be racist towards white people. sure, they can be bigoted, but it's still not going to compare to the amount of racism, internal and external"
>post pic related with "wtf are you talking about"
>conversation hasn't been active for hours, apart from a few likes
i want to kill myself considering how long she went on with this
one of these niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiights
mmmmmm in between the dark and the light!
>>53897751
The far left really has too much say in academia.
https://a.uguu.se/jdtrxg.webm
>>53897751
dictionaries are too hard for some folks
>spent $1600 on Amazon since 2016 started
Going to stores in meatspace is for minorities to be genuine with you, family
>>53897915
I bought their rewards card, it's a money pit but I have like $300 in rewards points now
>>53897896
Dictionaries are tools of white supremacy
Shit thread
>>53897893
Sick moves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihexgdTvezA
>putin
>putin
>putin
>>53897751
i'm pretty conservative and i would still say MLK would be disappointed with us.
he was about uniting people regardless of race, now we have this community organizer in the white house who wants to bring us back to the racial division of the 50's. the likes of al sharpton, jesse jackson, jeremiah wright, along with the black lives matter movement, are thoroughly deteriorating race relations in this county.
http://bbbh.iblastinside.com/
>>53897893
what did she mean by this?
>>53898010
>who wants to bring us back to the racial division of the 50's
It's interesting that Obama won on and acted like USA was united during his first term. Then when his performance was poor things went in the dindu nuffin direction and he jumped on board. He even pretends to cry on TV. Really strange turn of events.
>I spend my free time lifting weights so that I can impress vain superficial women instead of actually doing something fun and enjoyable with my life while also seeking a meaningful relationship
>>53898118
I do it to feel healthy.
>>53898118
I do it to impress other straight men and feel good about myself.
marry fuck kill
>>53898118
I do it so I can stop being a skellington and because video games dont fill the void anymore
>>53898148
marry 1
fuck 3
kill 2
>>53898096
there are many speculations about that man, I personally think he displays signs of sociopathic behavior. not that i'm a psychiatrist, but whatever.
the point is that he's drastically cut the military, opened our borders, and sent race relations back to a point we havent seen in half a century.
when he said he wanted to fundamentally transform america, go look at baltimore and ferguson and you'll see what he meant
>>53898148
3 1 2
>enjoying the plummeting gas prices
>enjoying the plummeting Canadian economy
>>53898118
I've mainly been doing cardio but I want work on basic lifting eventually just so I dont get tired so easily when picking up heavy objects.
>>53898148
3
1
2
>>53898180
Did he advertise on change or hope? Because things certainly changed for the American people but for the worse.
He also cut more funding to NASA as I understand it, there was that week where your countries bills weren't paid during the tea parties seizures, tensions with Russia are worse again, and his health care program as I understand it was largely a failure. Your country is so openly divided now and it all seemed up happen under his watch. Its been kind of crazy to see from a distance. I wonder if Obama went so gray seeing things fester beneath him.
>>53898118
I do it because I don't feel like my mind works right all the time but it feels better after a workout
>>53896569
CHI
>>53898162
>because video games dont fill the void anymore
same senpai
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D16RJNPRFxQ
HYPE
>>53898350
>Did he advertise on change or hope?
Back in 2008 his primary platform was literally "Hope"
And yes, obama's failures are so blatant and so terrible you almost have to assume the man does it deliberately. either that or he's mentally insane.
frankly it doesnt matter. this presidency has done major, major damage to the democrat party and it certainly doesnt help them now that they have an avowed socialist/communist (with a radical past to prove it) running for office. the democrat party died with JFK.
I'm no republican, don't get me wrong. trump is the last hope this nation has of a true nationalist taking back the government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W9QJe4BgPo
>>53898438
are they adding new game mechanics or will snow just be a skin on top of the city?
>>53898523
Trams, I think.
>>53895318
>I'll never see any amount of snow in my life
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=402_1453172484
fuggin spics
>>53898442
Trump is a little nuts but your other options aren't any better or sometimes worse.
The lefty parties have become as extreme as the right so either way you're in for some kind of ride. I don't even know what to make of it but I hope he wins to restore some balance to your country. I doubt this autistic tug of war thing will ever stop but one side can't be in power too long.
>>53898586
He kinda sounds like an argie
