Bullying edition
cara
crayon pop
>>53885612
m here wotsit
>>53885073
still not entirely clear what you mean by autistic beep beep
Maisie
>>53887489
One of these days I'm going to beat you, Caralad
>>53887533
ay lamou
give me a fresh, original, funny, witty memetic tinder line lads all mine are falling flat
Think I'm going to try sending keyloggers and RATs to university email addresses
Tokyo Drift 2bh
who /doesn't enjoy drinking from a straw/ here?
>>53887530
was going to ask what the place you said to visit was but i remembered it
all booked, all booked
>>53887583
Would ravish all 3 of them desu
Wish I could go back in time to year 9 and beat up that short ratty cunt who bullied me
Azusa Nakano (her on the right, me on the left)
>>53887553
Someone photoshop this into Lisickis kitchen now
>>53887489
>>53887519
Do you autists constantly sit at your computer and just hit F5 so that you can do your bent gimmicks?
how accurate is "salty milk and coins"?
>>53887480
Yeah, that's hot.
>tfw I will never be a qt getting bullied by qt girls
Can you find Waldo, lads?
>>53887583
me in the back sporting the fashionable headwear
>>53887601
Ribena
>>53887565
did you even try?
have you been ever bullied of made fun of by race mixed gurls ?
>>53887635
have a vague recollection of already seeing it done
might have just been me thinking the same thing at some point though
>>53887684
yellow-chan is the best
>>53887620
very nice giz ya itinerary
>>53887635
shall do
>>53887698
done one with a different pic which you might be thinking of
>>53887676
behind the green and white striped wall right in the middle
>>53887676
>Waldo
foy
>>53887681
Reached the end of my tether, it's too mindnumbing finding new emails
Would rather try a new trick on the same pigeons
>>53887759
i literally cannot find any secluded looking place near kyoto/osaka that isn't booked on the day I want. Might just do 2 days in fuji instead
Downloading linux mint in order to get hands on while working through pic related. Once my MacBook® Air™ finally dies (6 years going strong) I plan to make the switch to linux if all goes well.
Can't afford to buy a mac and the windows 10 botnet stuff puts me off a great deal.
>>53887676
>>53887676
you mean Wally
>>53887851
>>53887828
>>53887772
Motherfucker, they told me they photoshopped him out.
>the windows 10 botnet stuff puts me off a great deal.
>>53887851
Nice brush, faggot!
I need a dollar, dollar. A dollar is all I need.
>>53887851
behind the guy squatting out a poo on a public beach?
>>53887989
>dollar
FOY
>>53887941
Where can I buy these?
>>53887646
Bang on, same with "warm bags of sand"
>That sexual fantasy where you're a poor butler for a rich upper class woman who treats you like the worthless worm you are
Underrated ngl
>>53887848
Mildly confused
who likes my flag
I think Blacked is the best porn studio ever
The girls are always so gorgeous and the production values are really second to none
If you've never checked out a Blacked video I highly encourage you to
>>53887952
cheers
>>53888063
>another smelly scottish poster
*groans*
>>53888097
what application is that
>>53888056
you said to do mt kosayan but all the hotels around it are blocked, looking for an alternative but cannot find
literally just want to go to bed to start eating again
going to have peanut fucking butter, banana slices on irish soda bread
>>53888063
yeah
>>53888125
paint?
where in britain can i find a girl like this lads?
>>53888080
the colour balance on the male actors always looks a bit off 2bh
>>53888111
why is the blue on your flag darker
>I use Reddit flags
>>53888175
Leamington Spa
>I enjoy sacrificing bandwidth and my personal data so the microsoft jew can more easily sell me his wares and keep an eye on me
>windows operating systems are also a must for me because I am an avid video gamer; I just love playing video games and that means I am more than happy to have Bill Gates plunder my anus in order that I can indulge my manchild hobby
>>53888097
paint/10
>>53888175
The Range checkout
![k4UPMNg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rjP4RHN.jpg "k4UPMNg[1].jpg")
>>53888173
don't know it.
i have to use a combination of 3 applications to get the functionality of ms paint on a macbook
>apple
LOL
>>53888175
>That manhead
Why do people rate her?
>>53888175
Any sixth form
>>53888159
>soda
foy
>Got me a bum full o' cum, lads
think im wasting my life
>>53888140
Oh prob should've mentioned this part. The way to do it is to stay in a temple lodging actually on the mountain:
http://www.japanican.com/en/hotel/list/A40/?ryokan=1
I stayed at 'Ichijoin'
>>53888227
>a solid $20
as opposed to... a liquid $20? a soft $20? some sort of $20 paste?
>>53888197
why is that such a meme place?
is it stereotypical england or what
>>53888175
had a dream i sniffed coke with her and cara at a london house party 2bh
parents should not shield their children from the truth.
Doing so would only hinder their ability to cope with inevitable difficulties.
>>53888080
Poleaboo agrees with this post
>>53888268
Nah, shitposting about willies in ur bum with a pack of autistic Americans is an excellent use of your time
looking at pornographs
I use unRAID so that I can my freedom-respecting OS and only use Windows for gaming, using features on my CPU such as IOMMU and PCI-passthrough to use my native hardware at 100% on the Windows virtual machine where my games currently reside
>>53888268
>tfw Glaswegian male so can expect to live to ~55 years old if I'm lucky
>already nearly 25
>done absolutely nothing in life
>>53888290
It's slang you mong
>>53888336
what part of glasgow are you from
had a shower i am naked
>>53887530
autistic beep beep; those electronic songs with fedora sounds getting thrown in all over the shop, just a mess
>>53888331
>Willies in me bluddy feckin' bum, lads, willies in me FUCKING BUMM AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>I use unRAID so that I can my freedom-respecting OS and only use Windows for gaming, using features on my CPU such as IOMMU and PCI-passthrough to use my native hardware at 100% on the Windows virtual machine where my games currently reside
any good bullying stories lads
>>53888407
*bullies you*
>>53888403
did you forget your fedora image?
git
>>53888407
Once told the guy who fucks my girlfriend that he's a low IQ prole
He got fucking bullied hard, lads
Bored out of my mind lids, can't post on my computer because I've got my static ip banned
Posting from my phone is shit
Shaking my head family
had a posh wank to really pretentious graphic novel
How can such a small isle produce something so perfect?
>>53888366
Leith
lads
I AM NAKED
>>53888457
good this subreddit needs less jerks like you..
>>53888366
Dunno that I want you knocking on my door lad.
>>53888457
nice one hahahah
ring up your ISP and request a new one 2bh, why did you get a static one in the first place?
>>53888475
pics? :3
>>53888472
not funny
Let me tell you lads about the worst experience I ever had in school, it was so humiliating.
>15 years old, in year 10 science lesson
>teachers tells us to sit around his desk while he demonstrates what we have to do
>teacher leaves to get the equipment, everyone moves their chairs around his desk
>I'm sat in my chair, completely surrounded by people
>one of the popular lads taps me on the shoulder and says "[popular girl] wants to be your girlfriend you know.."
>ignore him
>can hear his mates muffled snickering
>he says it again, but louder
>the girl he was talking about over hears
>"anon, I really do want to be your girlfriend, I love you"
>whole class stares at me and erupts into laughter, remember the whole class was sat around me
>I say "n-no, I know you're joking stop it"
>"anon please be my boyfriend, you're SOOO fit :^)"
>even more laughter from everyone
>my face goes bright red, showing I was uncomfortable, which warranted even more laughter
>the lads who started it are laughing and patting me on the back saying "go on lad, go for it, she's wants you lad, don't you want her to be your first girlfriend?"
>"I-I know she's joking its not funny"
>could barely speak because of a lump in my throat, literally holding back tears
>popular girl chimes in again "anon I'm not joking though, I seriously love you and I want to have sex with you :^)"
>teacher finally comes back and shuts them up
And here I am, 4 years later and still a kissless virgin with no gf haha
>>53888457
Yeah that sucks the nuts desu.
When I'm banned from 4chan I listen to podcasts on my phone. I basically don't use messageboards if I have to use my phone and don't listen to podcasts if I use my computer
So it's good to be banned once in a while
>>53887480
now kiss her..
>>53888475
Why are you posting pics of my girlfriend?
I WANT TO SUCK HER FARTS
Absolutely gagging for two slices of Warburton's Toastie, toasted and buttered with Flora Light.
t. toast wanker who loves his toast
>>53888491
you think I'm going to chap every door in pollockshields m8
>>53888495
It's virgin, it's not really static but changing it is a bitch and I can't really do it because it'll effect my housemates using the internet
>>53888538
I am naked and thinking about her Calvin
hard as nails
>>53888547
Who is this fart funneler?
Going to start watching the expanse this weekend.
so do NOT spoil it
>>53888569
pretty sure you can schedule a router restart at like 3am, to get a new IP
>>53888516
lmao you fucking beta
if that were me I'd just look up at the faggot and go "haha man you're hilarious" and he would feel awkward and shut up
anyone else never get a chance to use your willy?
wish it would stop :(
>>53888567
Heh, I actually know Pollokshields reasonably well. Don't live too far from there. You a paki m8?
>>53888516
lyl
You probs might've been able to bang her if you weren't so 'tism plagued
>>53888636
this
plus everyday I read comments online from girls who are literally gagging for it rubbing their fanies desperate for a willy
>make inflammatory thread on a board
>get 500 replies
lmao
>in year 10/11 the boys got to play football during PE as stress relief from the real subjects
>Polaboo didn't want to play football
>so he'd play table tennis or rounders with the girls
>the female teacher told him to go into the girls changing rooms so they could all vote on what activity to do
>Polaboo declined
>teacher pressed him
>some of the football lads went in there for a laugh, heard girls giggling
>polaboo still didn't go in
Regret it desu
>>53888638
think i see one of my posts
>>53888621
It has to be turned when the dhcp lease expires I think, I'll go check when that happens
>>53888649
nah I'm just guessing places. bet you're a billionaire bastard. tories out
Taylor Swift please stamp my bollocks until they are nothing but a dark red paste
japanifuckingcant.com
>>53888631
lol no he wouldn't they would just continue on
>>53888636
i piss regularly 2bh
how u like me now shorty HOW U LIKE ME NOW
hey /brit/, wanna play this cool game i just found haha xx
>get a new follower on Instagram
>"oh, cool!"
>an hour or so later, the follower unfollows
Fucking infuriating. You think you're gaining followers, but really it's just popular Instagram users getting your attention for you to hopefully like/follow THEIR account.
Anyone looking at your account sees your followers go up and down like a yoyo. It's embarrassing.
>>53888756
How many of these
are there?
>>53888708
did this post 5 years ago.
>>53888621
>>53888733
>Lease remaining time 2days 17h:43m:56s
JUST
>>53888733
I think leases are usually 14 days, on average. Every ISP is different. BT is 10 day.
t. telecoms pleb
if your last name is any of these, then please leave the thread now.
1. Smith
2. Jones
3. Taylor
4. Williams
5. Brown
6. Davies
7. Evans
8. Wilson
9. Thomas
10. Roberts
>>53888805
theres a whole country full of turks mate
>>53888711
>>53888516
Not trying to be rude but I can't believe I inhabit the same thread as you two lol...
>>53888708
>Hey /a/ anime is for fagets heh
>Hey /r9k/ ur kissless virgins heh
>Hey /lgbt/ lesbos don't real only men can really be gay btw leftists are degenerates heh
>Hey /pol/ niggerdicks heh
>Hey /int/ India heh
>>53888784
virus
>>53888797
i have like 20 followers and have never posted a pic kek
>>53888843
>tfw English but Scottish surname
>>53888842
Yeah but with BT you get a new ip whenever you restart your router
You always get the same one with virgin
>>53888708
I remember being back on /b/ in like 2007 and you'd get really excited if a thread you made got lots of replies. It was the measure of a good thread and meant success.
Generals killed board culture on this site
>>53888902
lmao
Maybe leave the router unplugged for 10 or so minutes, may do it
>>53888890
Fuck off dave
fuck photographic memory, remembering words would be far more useful
>>53888516
Why are children so awful?
Is desustorage down for anybody else
Images won't load
>>53888797
git gd at insta, mate
>>53888631
I was extremely shy in secondary school, I couldn't of done that even if I wanted to. It wasn't the first time that particular pack of normies attempted to single me out and laugh at me. In sixth form the popular girl from that story was in my business class and she used to always give me the longest thing to read out during presentations on purpose so they could all laugh at me when I was trying to read it out loud. She used to always complain to the teacher that I wasn't helping out with the group because I didn't talk, but I was just really shy and she fucking knew it.
>>53888638
due to my vanity i assume this post was somehow aimed directly or indirectly at me
but i dont see why, i havent abused you tonight as far as i can tell
unless well-deserved criticism of your more puerile musical preferences is classed as bullying
channel 4 is so dope lads ngl
>>53888989
un-ironically watching Good News
>>53888385
I apologise. I'll endeavour to include more black people shouting next time to better suit your tastes ;)
>>53888994
why dont you look at a picture of the word
>>53889112
doesn't work like, I can only recognise the shape of the word, not the individual letters
what's more likely
catholic prime minister
or female president
>Neptune sized planet discovered at the edge of the solar system
What a time to be alive. Wonder if there's aliums living on it.
>>53889051
>dope
Fuck off yank
>>53889108
Poleaboos sisters are too
>>53888516
nowhere near as bad as having milk dumped on your head or girls putting your bag in the toilet
>>53889142
why does britain hate catholics?
Wish I could last more than 5 minutes during sex lads
sara hasn't tweeted anything in days
think she might be doing a depression
>>53888638
>>53889110
oh was that the dormers fellow
how quaint
>black people shouting
what on earth are you talking about
>>53889059
Why is she sticking her jaw out to get smacked?
>>53889040
im not the somerset lad that listens to music in a language i dont understand
thats too hipster 2bh
>>53888784
lmao
>>53889040
not me dingus
I wish my mom would spank me
>>53889001
Do you like to read through old threads?
>>53888871
Fuck off normie
>>53889142
Blair was a catholic?
>>53889189
same here.
lasted 2 minutes last time, but the rush is amazing
>>53889142
Black president gimmick is done so meme female president is incoming
>>53889206
it logged me out for no reason whatsoever and everything in my cart is lost
recovered it all now though
that is a a valid reason to kill yourself
nobody will blame you
im sure a desperate post on facebook will get you lots of likes
>>53889187
Catholics=the Irish and we've been doing a poo on the Irish for many years.
>>53889133
>I can only recognise the shape of the word
what
http://instasync.com/r/kjla
lids
>>53889032
She was right, you're a fucking mug mate just sitting there doing nothing whilst the rest of the group were contributing
>>53889226
after he left office tho x
>>53889243
nah it will be a senile president next
thoughts?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35366994
>>53889275
Why are enlarged faces so funny?
>>53889260
suck my cool cock
>>53889275
imagine each word as having a shape
thats how they appear in my memory
when I spell stuff, I can work out if its spelt right or not by how it looks on the page
Night lads
Is it a coincidence that the most christian prime minister we've had in the modern age was the one who opened the flood gates to a huge amount of immigration lol
>>53889206
yes of course i knew that very well i was just testing your responsiveness
>>53889175
I'd would've rather of had that shit happen to me, seriously. You can wash milk out of your hair and you can just walk into the girls toilets to get your bag. Nothing you can do to get over everyone looking at you and laughing at you for being a loser all the time.
>>53889303
deffo voting out now
>>53889303
*muffled hand rubbing in the distance*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkKiLaxXjAA&feature=youtu.be
actually pissing myself, what a mong hahah
>>53889355
are you dyslexic
>>53888638
>none of these were me
Hmm, quite disappointed
>White coffee? WHITE COFFEE!?
>Blackpool? BLACKPOOL!?
>Isle of white? ISLE OF WHITE?
>sooty? DO I LOOK SOOTY TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER?
>Whites go first? WHITES GO FIRST!?
>Keep off the grass? KEEP OFF THE GRASS?
>>53889217
>saying fuck off normie
>in normie general
good one lad
>>53889389
i think so but not diagnosed or any of that lark
>>53889356
nn x
>>53889243
woman is the nigger of the world
>>53888756
>daniel bryan wrestlemania 30
>>53889407
>DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED A HOE?
starting to think the country might be going to the dogs lads ngl
>>53889388
Decent banter.
>>53889299
I wasn't the one who decided to do fucking pointless group work that doesn't count for shit. I would've been able to contribute if people didn't take the piss out of me every time I opened my fucking mouth.
>>53888756
5'11 vs 6'0
>>53889440
What?
>>53889369
no you wouldn't
do you know how embarrassing it is to stand outside the girls toilets begging girls to go in and get your bag for you? all the normies would come along and laugh at me doing it and tell them not to give me my bag
the white race will die out due to the superior intelligence of asians and the physical strength of blacks
the blasian empire will be born and subjugate the white man
>>53888855
severely underrated post
W
A
A
>>53889560
>please fedora my post senpai!!
why haven't you JUST DONE IT yet /brit/?
very lonely and depressed
>>53889518
well thinking about it you read books so on second thoughts that cant be right
>>53889646
Fuck off yanks
>>53889528
*hugs*
*kisses forehead*
People like us weren't meant to "fit in" were we, lad? So glad I have 4chan, normies are powerless here.
>>53889574
ta, means a lot famalam
god bless
>>53889659
wasn't aware dyslexia had anything to do with reading
LIL UGLY MANE
mouse is sticky
>>53889743
mate...
>so glad I have 4chan, normies are powerless here
Is emotional abuse real or is it a meme?
Pretty sure my mum was "emotionally abusive" to me when I was growing up haha
>>53889783
you dont wanna test your fate
tell your face and your body that its time to separate
>>53889743
are you having me on for a laugh
thats the primary thing they cant do
>>53889656
All trains out of the capital's third busiest station were cancelled.
The disruption came after a man was reportedly struck by a train at around 4.30pm in east London.
British Transport Police were called to reports of an incident in Bow.
The man was pronounced dead at the scene.
>so glad I have fedora pics, valid reasoning and debate are powerless here
>>53889823
>>53889788
my brother is apparently dyslexic and he reads
could be bullshitting though, i always just thought it meant you couldn't spell
>>53887593
Use any of these lad
DON ROACH
>>53889855
you mean you take them seriously?
reply to this comment if you want to be my bf
>>53889193
>black people shouting
https://youtu.be/uVz8LPiRFds
>>53889887
i have one to add.
are you a bellend? because i want you on end of my cock
>>53889915
hello x
Poleaboo is going to play Sonic CD now, just the last 2 acts left
>>53889883
it depends how bad it is
girl I knew read with this green sheet thing over the page
others like Jamie Oliver are like near illiterate
actually come to think I had a personal tutor in primary school that helped with me with remembering the order of things (still don't know months or alphabet desu) and did a lot of reading and spelling with.
Maybe I overcame it
>>53889883
it must be mild then
usually if you have dyslexia you cant cope with written words full stop
>>53889355
that's ltrrilaly how eevyrbdoy oevr the age of 7 rdaes m8.
You eventlluay sotp pyanig aenttion to idvdniudal ltrerts.
>>53889956
Poleaboo can suck my sweaty reeking balls
>>53889915
*replies to comment*
>>53889942
Beautiful photoshop lad, well done.
>>53889990
xD epic and submitted to /r/4chan
>>53889888
THANK YOU DON ROACH
