OK our next lot is a region of the UK, lightly used and slightly unstable
Starting bidding at £100
Anyone for £100
>>53881645
*raises card*
>>53881745
I'll pay half if I get a qt oirish gf
You can keep the rest
>>53881745
OK we are at £100
Anyone for £125
£125 gets you this lovely piece of land
Anyone for £125
>>53881797
Done.
I'll give you two if you keep pace in bidding.
>>53881840
alri lad
*raises card*
>>53881925
Shit sorry, thought you were going to stiff me
I'll pay 75 of the 125 and give you the land if I get 2
150 poundings
>>53881928
Ok I see a £125 from the brown gentleman at the back
Shall we see if we can get £150
Looking for a one five zero in Pound Sterling
Can I get a £150
>>53882097
>says the brown gentleman in the front
>>53882083
disregard
>>53882097
We are at £150
The african gentleman could walk away with the piece of land for £150
Can we get a £200?
>>53882150
£500!
>>53882195
Interesting proposition from the man in the turban for £500
I will take him up on his proposition for £500
Can we take it up to £550
549
>>53881972
Done deal.
>>53882253
*raises card*
Are we paying in cash or can we debit this?
>>53882195
Overpaying
I'll give you £1,000 to take it away.
>>53882330
Give me the 1000 and I'll take it far far away
>>53882330
£12,000
The wogs aren't going to win, not today
>>53882330
Calling bluff.
Go fish.
>>53882330
excellent offer from the man with the red hair
can we see a £1,100 anywhere?
>>53882418
Oops I meant £1,200
>>53882447
>>53882418
Well £12,000 is a bit unexpected
Can we make it a nice number and take it to £15000?
>>53882474
sorry your offer has been taken
>>53882499
Shit. Time to re-mortgage the house
>>53882573
You may not have to remortgage your house any time soon if we can see a £13,000
Anyone for £13,000
>>53882631
*raises card*
$20,000
Literally just sold all the fat off my body.
>>53882712
Very nice offer from the large gentleman in the middle
That is roughly £14,000
Can we get a £15,000
Do I see a £15,000 anywhere?
>Sir, do you have any permission to sell to sell this land?
>>53881645
>>53882781
that shit ain't worth £14,000, much less £100
Is $20,000 our final offer?
>>53882851
Evet yaparız.
>>53882951
NO
£15k!
I'm mortgaging the cat
>>53882987
£15,000 from the Pakistani gentleman
Can we see £16,000 from anyone
>>53883035
ok going once
>>53883035
Sold my wife to a Canadian.
$25,000
>>53883147
that is £17,500
Can we get a £18,00 from anywhere?
>>53883185
going once
>>53883250
going twice
>>53883317
Sold Scotland, I bid £18,000
>>53883347
wew lad
Can we get a £20,000 from anyone?
>>53883374
going once
>>53883446
going twice
>>53883503
SOLD to >>53883347
>>53883548
I have made a bad decision.
>>53883610
yes you have, friend
yes you have
