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1st for まゆゆ
1st for japan is cancer
>>53879482
乙です
>>53879574
>1st
>is 2nd
HA
Better luck next time, loser!
>>53879482
おつです
thanks
How do I achieve Japanese work ethic? I procrastinate on everything too much.
>>53879482
おつでござる。
ttp://fox.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/poverty/1453196318/
大盛況です
Isn't it 4 am in Japan? Why are you guys not sleeping?
>>53879796
Can't read anything, but wow that's a long thread, and it has something to do with 4chan.
The other day I came in here and used 犯す in a sentence and everyone lost their pants.
Can anyone please explain why?
>>53879796
なにこれ?
>>53879892
Thread title: 4chan users discovered a poor Japanese guy who is monitored by a spy cam. He does masturbating without wearing any clothes, and everyone can watch it though the spy cam.
>>53880529
>masturbating without wearing any clothes
That's the weirdest thing
>>53879850
i got fired from job. my father has been yell at me all night
i consider suicide today...
>>53880700
やめて
>>53880529
まじかい
怖!
>>53880081
犯す = rape [verb]
>>53880763
oh.
>>53880700
oshit, please hang in there anon kun. my life isn't great either.
>>53879850
I'm a college kid. My class will start afternoon, so I don't have to wake up in the morning.
>>53880700
死ぬ死ぬ君まだいたの?
![[HorribleSubs] Anime de Wakaru Shinryounaika - 20 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.40_[2016.01.20_20.25.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pZoN5qU.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Anime de Wakaru Shinryounaika - 20 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_02.40_[2016.01.20_20.25.21].jpg")
こんな感じの番組タイプってなんという?
座布団の数には意味があるの?
What is this kind of program called? And what meaning does the number of cushions under a person hold?
>>53880918
i see.
>>53880751
I wrote 'spy cam' in my post, but it actually isn't a spy cam.
Do you know a network camera? If you set it up in your room, you can view your room anywhere through your smart phone or PC. You can use it as a private security camera.
There are people who set it up, but didn't change the default password. So everyone can access the camera, and can see someone's private scene.
>>53881089
大喜利 oogiri
>>53881089
>>53881089
笑点って番組
面白いこと言ったら、座布団が貰える
それをどんどん積み重ねて座る
座高の高い人=一番得点を稼いでいる人っていうのが一目で分かる仕組み
>>53881089
あれこのキャラたち見覚えある・・・
>>53881089
>>53881256
>>53881287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IArLVwGPPc
Shōten
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sh%C5%8Dten
>>53881089
That is called '大喜利'. The left guy proposes a certain question to the five guys sitting the right side. Then the five guys try to answer with joke. If the joke is judged as a funny by the left guy, the right guy who answered get one cushion.
お母さんはサンドイッチを作った :) is it true that japanese stay at home mothers wait on their husbands and kids hand and foot? if so that's pretty cool,
>>53879784
pull your pants all down.
>>53881089
I thought you already killed yourself for depressing.
>>53881601
*pull your pants all the way down
It seems qt poster is very busy thoses days.
I wonder what he does during his free time
>>53881798
I miss him
>>53881798
The English poster?
![Yama no Susume 2nd Season - 02 (BD, 720p, AAC) [C8E02875].mkv_snapshot_07.34_[2015.11.02_21.23.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SjtGwsl.jpg "Yama no Susume 2nd Season - 02 (BD, 720p, AAC) [C8E02875].mkv_snapshot_07.34_[2015.11.02_21.23.10].jpg")
>mfw the numbers at the start are the first 13 Fibonacci Numbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W9Yoyd3vjM
>>53881574
>kids hand and foot?
what does it mean?
>>53882299
Yes.
There is no other qt poster in this thread
>>53882427
then, take his place itt, F.
>>53882561
i'm no qt
>>53882561
!!!
The F. is The F.
British cute poster is British cute poster
>>53881798
I sew him at the same time of yesterday.
ほ、本当にやるお
>>53882871
やる夫?
![Pajamas Midnight Supermarket Run [Low, 360p].mp4_20160121_030425.171.png](https://i.imgur.com/dLZhjTN.png "Pajamas Midnight Supermarket Run [Low, 360p].mp4_20160121_030425.171.png")
What the hell, Ryan?!
今いる日本人達は全員ニート?
>>53882998
自己紹介はやめなさい
I WISH I WAS JAPANESE
I HATE MY LIFE
>>53882990
>he implies he has his own patrons
this is what low-paid loser often does. lel
>>53882990
this post better be a troll
dont tell me u watch his videos man
please kill me
>>53883131
I WISH I WAS CAT
I HATE MY LIFE
>>53879482
Oleg lol
>>53883056
うむ、自己紹介乙あり
>>53883131
I HATE MY LIFE, BECAUSE I'M FAT. I WISH I WAS AMERICAN.
>>53883217
He's my "at least I'm not him" weekly treat
>>53882998
残念ながら
君と俺だけだ
>>53881256
>>53881287
>>53881358
>>53881488
答えてありがとう
>>53881292
アニメの名前は「アニメで分かる心療内科」
それと、「じょしらく」から見覚えか?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqBT8BYZna8
>>53881635
Maybe in some weeks
>>53882381
it's a phrase that means the wife is basically making food and drinks whenever the husband or kids ask. does this happen still or naw?
>>53883405
いや、心療内科の方
漫画だけじゃなくてアニメあったのか
>>53883286
俺ら二人だけが本当の日本人、other Japanese posters are proxy ってか
>>53883474
When I was little, it was like that.
>>53883489
うん
20エピソードだった
5分だけのショートですけど
Dried squid is so addicting, it smells strange but once you start eating it you can't stop.
>>53883511
Ain't that my webm?
I watch him for the LELS, bro!
>>53883675
二番目のお姉ちゃんが好き
かわいい
>>53883405
ロリ博士!久しぶり!
>>53883807
でもあのお姉ちゃんはしょうがないな変態だ
気を付けてください
>>53883851
おっす、久しぶり
>>53859685
Not Dublin, but like the 3rd biggest city here.
And yes, nearly every Irish Uni student goes to pubs etc. regularly.
Does hearing this song tease the Japanese ?
http://youtu.be/KXSUEU7ISfQ
>>53883913
My brother is currently in Ireland as an exchange student and says that it's the most boring place on Earth because the only pasttimes people seem to know are getting wasted and mugging people.
久々に来たけど、コテが凄く減った気がする
>>53883760
idk senpai
>>53883895
恥ずかしがり屋な変態はかわいいよ
>>53883991
Depends on the Uni, the one I'm at usually has events around every 2 days so it's somewhat different every week.
If there's no events on that night, we usually just stay at home with others and watch shit or play vidya, or we go to the city.
The people that usually get wasted every night always drop out of Uni at the end of the first year.
>>53884106
恥ずかしがり屋じゃないけど
恥がない
あのシーンの照れる理由がいやらしい妄想です
>>53884203
He's in highschool though
In some backwater town in the south
>>53884251
Yeah, high-school's way different, at any chance they always go out and get wasted since there is no events ever for high-schools, the ones who do that expect the same in Uni and get fucked over in the first year.
>>53884203
>has events around every 2 days
cool
your uni has a music club?
I love Irish music
Why is italy and ireland's flags so similar?
>>53884369
Yeah, our Uni has clubs for fucking everything you can think of.
At our club recruitment day, which is like the first week of each semester, they fill up our Sports Centre which is massive, there's about 100+ clubs here from Irish music, vidya, anime to competitive golfing etc. It's quite diverse, although I only signed up for the vidya club in Year 1 and never went since everyone I know usually plays at someone's dorm room.
>>53884436
Our's is Green White Orange/Gold
Theirs is Green White Red.
>>53884436
For a number of coincidences, the flags of various countries ended up being tri-colored and having vertical stripes in the same time period.
Each country has different reasons for it, but usually the flag would incorporate the color of a certain noble house, and the colors families would choose for themselves were almost always white, red, blue, green...that's why so many ended up looking similar.
>>53884554
>there's about 100+ clubs here from Irish music
fucking cool, man
Is Lúnasa popular? and how do you think about river dance?
>>53884796
>Is Lúnasa popular?
Somewhat, they're really popular with the people into Irish Music.
Riverdance is quite cool, I know a few people who actually are in it, on stage and stuff.
I'm surprised you know this much about Irish culture, are there many others in Japan that are this interested in Ireland?
私はケツを食べます
秋葉に戻りたい
そんなに買い物をしたくないけど、秋葉の雰囲気がだいすきです
店に回したり、土曜のイベントを見たり、ゲーセンに行ったり。。。。
東京に行くときは、いつも私の時間の大分を秋葉で過ごす
>>53885144
> I know a few people who actually are in it, on stage and stuff.
I am jelly now lol
>you know this much about Irish culture
not so much, but I really love Irish music
when I was a child, I watched the movie Titanic
and I am fascinated by the dance scene and music
“An Irish Party In Third Class” is really beautiful, right?
and actually, I bought Irish tin whistle last week
>>53885165
でもケツは汚いよ
>>53885504
あんな中国人だらけの街のどこがいいんだ?
>>53885676
>“An Irish Party In Third Class” is really beautiful, right?
Haha, yeah it is.
If you come here, even in Dublin, there's many pubs that play this music in old school pubs and it has great atmosphere, really there's loads of pubs that are like that everywhere here which is cool, you never really see it when you visit "Irish" pubs in the USA or anywhere else really.
はよう
I do not want to leave my 30c room
>>53885881
まあ、秋葉の全てをだいすきわけじゃないよ
中央通りだけです
>>53885144
oh, sorry I forgot to answer
I think Irish music is very popular not only in Japan, but also all over the world
>>53885813
お前のケツは汚いのか?
俺のケツはきれいだ。
>>53885881
中国人のヲタ?
>>53886063
中国人観光客が多いんだよ
中国はもちろんアニオタも多いし、家電製品もたくさん売ってるから
>>53886159
そうか?
毎年行くけど、そんな中国人の大勢を見なかった
>>53885952
>there's many pubs that play this music in old school pubs and it has great atmosphere
it sounds really cool
and I love to drink, so, when I travel to Ireland, I MUST go to pub
Irish people love to drink beer? wine? or something else?
>>53886159
そうか
パリにも迷惑になるぐらい多いんだな
一匹が現れると50匹がついてくる
>>53886368
>>53886424
まあヨーロッパの「移民が多い」はスケールが違いすぎて参考にならないからね
あくまで日本の中では多すぎるくらい多い
>>53886375
It's usually just beer, many of the older people (40 and up) tend to drink Guinness, but usually it's just the typical Heineken, Carlsberg etc. Wine isn't really that popular in pubs.
In nightclubs its the usual shots of vodka and all that stuff.
>>53886509
中国人なら一人でも多すぎる
>>53886651
でも連中金持ち中国人だから、金を落としてくれてるうちはまだいいんだよ
>>53886613
>Guinness
I want to try it
>vodka
it is too strong for me maybe
Can I ask another question?
I have a confidence with my ass, because it is soft ever.
whats the name of the korean red light district?
>>53887176
おい日本人だろ
自分のケツに自信を持つんではなく
社会のケツに自信を持つんだ
>>53886613
please don't mind about >>53887080
I'm sorry to take up your time
thank you
>>53885993
>30c
I thought you were Nordic
>>53886424
東京駅、銀座、秋葉原ときたら中国語の方が日本語より聞こえて来る場合がある
>>53887781
Nordic loves warm rooms. Japanese doesn't mind cold room, but we mind outside's coldness.
>>53887460
ぁ、ぁ、ぁあん?
Who's your favourite AV actress? mines Ai uraha
>>53888012
大島薫 - Kaoru Oshima
pic is related.
>>53887781
Ya
Cute elfin girls.
>>53888439
I can see A button on her left tits, and B button on her right tits.
>>53887080
Yeah Guinness is a different taste altogether from traditional beer. People say that it tastes best here since we know how to put it in glasses correctly but I don't taste the difference from here and overseas.
おはようございました
行ってきます!!
let's sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4OxPfXhork
>>53889086
いってらっしゃいませ
気をつけてね
>>53888926
おはようござっておりましょう
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wmiRJy3vLA
>>53881798
Conducting experiments, hoping to distill cuteness down into its purest form.
History will absolve me. May God have mercy on what I have done.
俺のチンコでかいニダ!
＼(-o-)/
>>53889755
>Conducting experiments, hoping to distill cuteness down into its purest form.
How many people have you killed as a result of these "experiments"?
>>53889755
Beagle puppies bro. God did it 5000 years ago. You need a new project
>>53889835
9cm
>>53889865
You should not kill people, that's really mean, anon.
>>53889913
Nature is an imperfect craftswoman, but man can improve upon her work. We can make them cuter.
Are the Orix Buffaloes still considered a good team? I'm interested in NPB but it's hard to follow outside of Japan.
>>53890637
They never been considered a good team
>>53890637
Their good period was finished just after Ichiro was gone away.
>>53887460
おまえは何を言っているんだ
disney
destiny
Do these girls write and compose everything they do? Also, that awesome wah drenched guitar solo at 1:36 took me by surprise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGT2n5IsNTM
>>53893345
Is a game, is it not?
Japanese anons, how does an american guy meet qt japanese grills?
disney
私のヒョウモントカゲモドキが冬眠を始めた
寂しいです
>>53894128
mission impossible
>>53894197
disney!
>>53894384
Are you suggesting he should become a spy so he can learn how to sneakily infiltrate the top secret hidden places where the qt Japanese girls like hang out?
I think that's an impeccable plan
>>53894256
夜這いって知ってる?
>>53893799
Is destiny fun?
>>53894659
知ってるよ
それは関係ないけど
夜這いでも、午後7時間以来なら動くはずですけど、寝てる
冬眠です
>>53893799
As for this song, MAMI(the guitarist) wrote and composed the song.(sauce: wikipedia)
MAMI=笹崎まみ Sasazaki Mami
>>53894256
>トカゲ
なんて名前でしたっけ?ジェニファーとかなんとか
必死に思い出そうとしてるけど思い出せない…
>>53894128
Entering Japanese company or university is the best way to meet Japanese qt, I think.
Or you can find qts around fashion capital like渋谷.
Avoid all clubs.
>>53895067
ヴァネッサ
>>53895192
ヴァネッサ!
ありがとうございます、すっきりしました
Please tell me where I can meet the purest qts in the UK, the US or Ireland.
I don't like whores.
>>53895270
Do you think westers are cute? lol no
>>53895270
Oh japan
>>53895270
Breed with your own you selfish bastard
>>53895270
>I don't like whores.
don't fall in love with a human then
ジャニーズやばい
よく捕まらないな
元光GENJI木山将吾の暴露本『Smapへ』がやばいwwジャニー喜多川の少年愛・ヘンタイ性を描写www(画像あり)
http://www.akb48matomemory.com/archives/1050355133.html
ブラジル人今すぐ嵌めたくない。寧ろ切り放す。
寧ろ架空なる。
>>53895270
>purest qts
>in the UK
A-anon, there's something I need to tell you...
>>53895270
白熱病w
>>53897134
Yes, I know.
All qts are pure but pure grills aren't always qts.
Ohayou
>>53897939
good morning
ウッ
ふぅ・・・
>>53897197
いみふ
>>53897669
You will have to find another country for pure qts, I'm afraid (and not Ireland either, which is basically an uglier, sluttier version of the UK).
>>53898219
>>53897669
You can probably find luck in Quebec, actually.
>>53897939
>Vietnam
SEMI-RARE
>>53898264
Quebec qt status: confirmed
>>53897939
Rare,,,,can you speak any japanese except greetings?
>>53898264
How about grills in very small town in rural areas in UK and States?
>>53898456
>How about grills in very small town in rural areas in UK and States?
You'll want to avoid those THE MOST.
>>53898512
....no purest qt girls in rural areas? ;; you destroyed my dream....
>>53898456
I can, somewhat..But I'm not that confident yet so I'll just stick with greetings for now.
日本から帰ってきて一番恋しい物は
やっぱり食べ物
二番目は女子高校の近くの駅の放課後風景
うずめる
うめる
Which one means to write in answers?
Tadaima
>>53898598
I see, are you using your PC from your house? I have no idea about IT network systems in Vietnam. Are they good enough?
>>53898639
>食べ物
たとえば何?
>>53898598
How do you even have internet and speak English in Vietnam? Are your parents senior civil servants?
>>53898656
What is the question. 埋める (うずめる・うめる) has clearly different meanings.
>>53898671
okaerinko
>>53898684
I'm using my phone. The Internet service is pretty good. I won't say it's stable though because the undersea cables often get broken sometimes.
>>53898689
It seems you are mistaking us for North Korea.
>>53898684
本物の寿司とラーメン
油麺
生姜焼き
牛丼など
大した料理じゃないけどアメリカでは日本料理と言えば低質な寿司・塩ラーメン・焼きそば
その三つ以外はカリフォルニアかシアトルの日本人街以外じゃ見つからない
しかも高級の寿司屋でも日本の回転寿司に負けてる
>>53898952
>It seems you are mistaking us for North Korea.
It's just surprising. What's the qt situation like in Vietnam?
>>53898954
寿司を揚げるんでしょ?
>>53898656
うずめる means to bury
うめる means to fill, but also to bury
So for the answers うめる is appropriate.
>>53898952
>phone.
Thanks for your reply.
Do you live in a big city in Vietnam?
>>53898954
牛丼くらいはアメリカでも同じ物が作れそうな気がする・・・
シアトルの日本人街で寿司を食べたことあるよ。種類は少なかったけど、美味しかったからそんなに酷くないと思った
>>53899146
> うずめる bury
>うめる to fill, but also to bury.
haha, it's funny, because
でも、胸に顔を埋(う)めたら、相手の女は死ぬじゃんw
>>53899251
>胸に顔を埋(う)めたら、相手の女は死ぬ
This means to bury your face in BETWEEN her tits not under her skin.
>>53899345
そそ。だから、ここで「うめる」を使ったら間違いだってことを分かりやすく書いたつもり。
それから、損失を「うずめる」こともないから。
>>53899095
There are some cuties, but the rest are meh tier. Like everywhere else.
>>53899251
Well yes. WiFi are everywhere in big cities. I'm currently buying breakfast right now.
Who wants to Marvin Gaye and get it on
>>53899345
It means your explain is wrong.
>>53898328
Ugly tat
>>53899986
Ugly life
Ugly betty
Ugly duckling
>>53898954
でもカリフォルニアにくら寿司とかあるやん
>>53883924
>1957
>murcia
such a thing
>>53895270
Go to University for US qts or join clubs in US.
>>53888666
What about Irish cream.
I love it.
Real Irish people don't like it?
日本人に助言
アメリカの彼女とセックスする方
*はじめに、彼女に「I want to tongue punch your fart box」と言います
*おしまい
>>53894256
一緒に春まで寝とけ
>>53901256
Did you fap too much?
>>53901256
ペロペロしたい
>>53900933
Don't know about Ireland, but it's popular here. I often put it in coffee in the winter, or drink it with milk and ice in the summer.
How's the snow in Japan?
こんいちは
>>53902013
Konbanwa gozaimasu, I hope you had a sugoi day today and learnt lots of new things, and further developed the relationships between you and your peers.
【隠れミッキーを探せ】まさに難易度MAX! ディズニー最新作『ズートピア』ポスターの隠れミッキーが難しすぎる
>>53901748
North west Japan has snow, but there is no much snow in this winter.
Weather report says Tokyo will have snow on the next Saturday.
>>53902287
Kyoto had snow yesterday,
>>53902456
>>53902456
Bienvenido a mi nuevo post
ｲｷｽｷﾞｨ!
>>53902202
Yえs
>>53887204
It's called South Korea, but if you want pure Korean qts you need to go to the DPRK aka true Korea.
>>53902013
>こんいちは
I don't know if you did this on purpose but I always seem to make this mistake when typing it
>>53902596
>you will never rescue a cute DPRK girl and show her how to use things like televisions and phones
>>53902740
what if they don't know about sex
>>53902740
They have television and phones in DPRK
Tfw you will never attend one of Kim pong dongs epic orgies where he rapes hand picked qts
We all know he does it
>>53902783
>what if they don't know about sex
I've read a few articles about it, I could pass on my knowledge to her
>>53902234
I don't find Mickey Mouse.
>>53902801
>you, your extended family and your next three generations will never be interred in a concentration camp after being raped by Kim Jong-Un for failing to be enthusiastic enough during sex
Is Ded?
>>53904096
Nihonjins are at work and school.
Americans are sleeping
Europeans are at the tail-end of their little dreams.
The thread is not dead, it's just resting its eyes.
皆さんはリョナをどう思う?
>>53904605
>リョナ
それはなんですか?
>>53904919
>リョナ
横レスだけど
「猟奇的なものをおかずにしたオナニー」(猟奇でオナニー)
らしい
>>53904605
>リョナ
いらんなあ
将来、欧米のSJWに見つけられて、
二次元全般の規制の理由にされるだろうな
何しようかな
おかしたい
いまさらではあるがyoutubeが落語の天国であることに気がついた
日本語の勉強に落語を聴いてるひとっているかな
>>53904605
Kek, Bite me!
>>53905139
そこまでのレベルに達している人って実際は少ないやん
>>53905110
犯したいその笑顔
>>53905188
やっぱり外人にはハードル高いかな
>>53905110
犯されたい、の間違いだろう
>>53905139
>落語の天国
そうなの?
>>53905211
ぼくも
>>53905220
しらない、あなたのいみ
Sorry, im new
>>53905379
アニメ「昭和元禄落語心中」を見てはじめて落語の素晴らしさを知った
で、ググったらざくざく出てきたw
いまにところ古今亭志ん朝の「芝浜」を一本聞いただけだけど素晴らしかった
パスタはオナラが出やすい食べ物
>>53905139
一度しかないが寄席で落語を聞いたことがある。面白かった。
>>53905490
その漫画はクソ面白くないけど、確かに落語は素晴らしいな
能とか歌舞伎と違って前知識無くても初心者がすんなり楽しめる
>>53905644
寄席ってことは東京か大阪だね
うらやましいな
>>53905680
>その漫画はクソ面白くないけど
まじで?
与太郎放浪編すごい面白かったし、八雲と助六編は「うさぎドロップ」みたいな展開になるみたいで楽しみなんだけど
>>53905770
落語ドロップ
>>53902697
konnichiha→こんいちは
konnnichiha→こんにちは
不眠症。。。
>>53905770
高校生のとき親と上京して浅草で。
TVで見たことない人ばかり。間にマジックショーもあったりする。
いまいちなのも多かったけれど客も仲間内みたいな雰囲気で面白かった。
>>53901256
んー多歯症や溝状舌や永久歯が生える前の画像とかがほしいのか?
>>53905770
少女漫画みたいでお世辞にも内容が深いとは言えない
人物の精神描写がご都合主義すぎて読んでられない
外国人は正直だからハッキリつまんねぇって言ってるよ
>>53901256
蓮コラやめなさい。
>>53905988
寄席って大人2800円で子供1500円なんだね
けっこうするなあ
>>53906115
>少女漫画みたい
いや雲野はるこさんって少女漫画家であってるんじゃないの
>>53906191
>いや雲野はるこさんって少女漫画家であってるんじゃないの
だろうけど、こう言うと必ず信者が「お待ちください、○○さんは少女漫画家ではないので(ｷﾘｯそもそも少女漫画とは・・・」とか言い出すから
少女漫画で世界的に評価されてる漫画ってセーラームーン除いて存在しないよね
>>53905059
そう思うなら、まずロリコンが一番いらないんじゃない?
