footballs coming home 2016 edition
FUS
ukip
>unironically buying special brew after that one time when you're 17
RO
>>53866872
Special Brew is nice m8
DAH
>>53866891
Ha ha yeah, fight the power.
*wakes up today*
Not again!
>>53866601
If we could make sure 90%+ of the people were the actual refugees from the warzone, prioritising children/women and they would go back once it was safe (if they never go back the country won't be able to properly rebuild) I would be happy taking a a very large amount t.bh
>>53866904
>>53866891
you're going to get us all on a watch list posting shit like that mate
>>53866926
we did it reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h4KycxNKYg
huge tune
Anime and Ritsu
>>53866891
>facebook filename
excuse me but what
>>53866892
this is best tramp fuel
mum's going to fucking FREAK when she sees this mess lads
>>53866936
GCHQ already has an employee dedicated entirely to this thread
Something was pouring from his mouth.
He examined his sleeve.
Blood? Blood.
Crimson, copper-smelling blood.
His blood. Blood. Blood. Blood.
And bits of sick.
>>53866963
>8.4%
Pussy
>>53866872
it was cheap and I was late to predrinks so I didn't really have time to buy 8 normal cans. It doesn't taste bad to be fair, but this is the first time I've had a headache last until half 1 in the afternoon. It's actually a worse hangover than a full bottle of whisky, which is saying something
>>53866894
So we should always think of and plan for the economical/societal impact of welcoming asylum seekers, rather than just blindly jumping at the chance to do something humanitarian.
>tfw this will unironically be Woy's side for the Euros
>>53866980
is it cornwall?
made a new thread that i think you'd all enjoy
please reply to this post with the thread on this board that you think it is and if youre right ill kiss your cheek :P
doing a work haha what am i like lads x
>>53867001
>It doesn't taste bad to be fair
>>53867010
Champions desu
>>53867010
>wilshere on the wing
>wilshere playing football in 2016
???
>>53867010
>Baines
Found a postcard my mum sent my dad when I went away with her visiting grandparents, I was about 2, she wrote "Anon hasn't asked for you so I don't think he misses you at all". WTF, why would she write that? Even if it was true there's no reason to tell him that.
>Cornwall
I find this meme of quoting anons and attaching a picture of a man wearing a fedora to be dangerous and unlawful. It's breaking the ancient tradition of (you) and providing (you) to anons. Not giving anons the (you)'s they deserve is a detestable practice that should not be encouraged.
>>53867010
It's coming home
>>53866980
Do you think they join in with the bants occasionally?
>Please, m'lady, call me Dormers
>>53867001
>half 1 in the afternoon
In a true hangover you would still feel drunk then, and you wouldn't eat or get out of bed until about 9pm
>>53867050
women are subhuman lad
rime_ is streaming on twitch
give his chat a hug and call him a dog
really excited about my new chair lads
>>53867050
Are they still together?
>>53867039
it doesn't, especially compared to most other brands of tramp broth. Stuff like Fro-J tastes like a cross between sulphuric acid and piss, special brew just tastes like really strong lager
>>53866980
for what possible gain
its not that implausible though
best job, or worst?
>>53867050
lol bit weird 2bh
Based Tories saving the country
>>53867050
i'm assuming she wanted him to go, he said no and now she's trying to make him wish he went.
I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I've built up my hatreds over the years, little by little..... with these, umm... people.
>have to make a phone call
>pooing my breeches
>>53867050
are your parents still together? why dont you ask her?
my gf
do doctors have staff showers at hospitals when they're doing long shifts or whatever?
>>53867168
why is she eating bird feed?
>>53867122
i personally think this is the best post of the day
WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT JUST A MINUTE
There's an EAST Midlands??
>>53867177
ye and beds too
i know some people who've spent literal days in the place
>>53867093
>In a true hangover you would still feel drunk then, and you wouldn't eat or get out of bed until about 9pm
>being this much of a bitch
I actually function pretty well with hangovers/comedowns, I've drank a litre of Jager straight and went to my 11AM lecture and ate normally by mid-afternoon the day after. I always eat normally the day after I drop as well, a lot of my mates don't touch food for like 2 days after
>>53867202
full of serial killers like yorkshire mate, i'd give the place a wide berth
LOL
tinder is weird lads
>>53867121
>tfw check /brit/ at work
>rime_ streaming
Smh
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35356112
>>53867168
>tfw had a spicy wet dream about her last night
>>53867244
/brit/ btfo.
>tfw this will unironically be Woy's side for the Euros
>>53867244
i don't get it
>>53867251
tinders a bit stale tbH
after the initial 1 or 2 days it plateaus
god i am *reaches a high note* sooooo lonely right *higher note* nooooooooooooooow
reading the Financial Times haha xx
cba to apply for jobs
>>53867279
Vardy is merely an apostle of the Messiah Harry Kane
Me in front
Wing design exam did NOT go well gents
>>53867279
>4-4-2
you only need Vardy up front mate
uh oh
applied for a job and accidentally got an interview
what the fuck do I do now? I'm bricking it
>>53867340
probably shouldn't have WINGED it then
haha
ha
>>53867251
cos every lad just swipes right but the birds are more careful
>>53867340
Told you to design us a wing lad
>>53867334
>gif
fuck off
>>53867350
I have to phone a man about a job. I feel sick.
going to make my tinder description
either
"shut the hell up about memes you fucking freaks"
or
"im tall"
not sure which will do better
Jeremy Corbyn on the left, David "Saviour of Britain" Cameron on the right
>>53867412
maybe it's because I'm Dutch but "I'm tall" doesn't work for me
>>53867350
go but don't put any effort into it
>>53867050
probably just banter
what the fuck
>>53867440
>personpunching
what an idiotic sport
>>53867412
if you're over 6 foot (average height or above) unironically put the number in and it will work
You'll get more matches with your bio as "6'3" than as something witty/funny/descriptive
>>53867397
what's the job
>>53867352
past tense of wing is wung lad
>>53867466
don't know or care who that is
>>53867493
ahaha dont wing it lad haha
>>53867412
mentioning memes makes girls x10 wetter than anything length-related.
>>53867352
haha cheeky lad xx
>>53867360
I did mate, I designed some wings, even some wangs, but it just wasn't enough
>>personpunching
>what an idiotic sport
>>53867350
Just make this face
>>53867472
Mine's '6'3, born to be the big spoon' and my first pic is me doing a front bicep pose in a hot tub
>>53867472
do this but make it funny
>i'm 6'3", and yes, those are two different measurements ;)
feels good I could literally steam any one of you clams ITT
>>53867506
haha i fucking wung it and you couldn't stop me laddy
~make out like it never happened and we were nothing~ d(=.=)b
>>53867470
Sounds like your jealous your no good at it
>>53867470
>he doesn't like the sweet science
do your farts smell of cum?
I took an anti diarrhea pill but now I feel drowsy.
>>53867466
unless a girl is really skinny that's not a good angle for the tummy
>>53867540
All that third world weather has sent you mental. I'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse mate. You would not last 5 seconds.
>>53867540
steamed your mums clam last night lad lmao
>>53867556
no it sounds more like I think it's an idiotic sport actually
>>53867540
w-what
>don't know or care who that is
I eat the crust first
she remembers my name
>>53867578
i'll put you to sleep mate
>>53867578
you'll hit the fucking shithouse if you keep running your mouth
>>53867591
madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHlI3AKWRwE
>>53867580
>t. 5 fights 5 losses
having a listen
>>53867587
idk someone keeps talking about heeming thought I'd be quirky :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZHoci2Wjs0
Would you fuck Tess Holliday?
going to start using this word in real life lads
>Byzantine:
>(of a system or situation) excessively complicated, and typically involving a great deal of administrative detail.
![Come_Outside[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w00qNiL.jpg "Come_Outside[1].jpg")
LOOK UP
LOOK DOWN
LOOK ALL AROUND
UP IN THE AIR
OR ALL AROUND
COME FOR A WALK
COME FOR A RIDE
THERE'S SO MUCH TO SEE
SO COME
OUT
SIDE
>>53867646
i-i also don't know what heeming is
>>53867664
I absolutely would not sleep with her
>>53867664
>>53867630
Be silent before I grind your pulpsome fungus body into mush and make soup from it you abject slime mould
>>53867470
literally proven to be the most cerebral sport you fucking mong
life feels a bit kafkaesque atm
Feeling quite biphasic today lads
>>53867580
are you a poofter?
>>53867664
no lad I would not
>>53867709
Get off my /brit/ Conor, you pikey manlet.
>>53867670
Would confuse me desu
>>53867717
>gif
fuck off
could use a bf lads
>>53867734
ill smash your face in you twat howth
>>53867714
how? Adorably mediocore?
never liked Kafka tbf
>>53867709
because of all the punching it gets?
>>53867664
yuck
>>53867770
>never understood Kafka tbf
Fixed
made lunch
>>53867776
wat
>>53866919
this file name is most displeasing. most displeasing.
>>53867757
>
Might have a lay down
>>53867808
>Cucumber with beans on toast
WHY??
>>53867811
are you stupid
> enjoys personpunching
yes you are
>>53867800
yeah maybe, but the prose was stop-start and the stories were melodramatic
now Conrad on the other hand <333
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef3ess6i_JQ
>people genuinely don't enjoy watching boxing
wew lads
>>53867854
what you said literally made no sense you mug
>i don't like k-on
in you go
:^)
Kyary
>>53867876
not going to bother explaining it to you, you are a waste of oxygen desu
>>53867869
>floyd mayweather
Oh yes, I had so much fun watching him run around the ring avoiding the fight
>>53867915
so peaceful
man in gloves hit other man
>>53867959
what the fuck are you on about
fucking muggy cunt go fuck yourself
>>53867869
did the man punch the man again?
did he punch him with his fist?
>>53867678
Reckon I discovered ASMR before anyone else in the world when I watched the crisps episode as a child.
>>53867813
Considering migrating to the cloud to avoid these sorts of situations.
>>53868021
no he punched him with his superior wordsmithing
of course he punched him with his fist ya dingbat
People who actively dislike sports are always losers. Usually long haired jobless queers who watch anime and listen to heavy metal
>>53867819
Dunno why rich people buy lambos and shite desu all seems a bit unnecessary and decadent
I'd just get a comfy 4-door
>>53867994
Begone from my purview you snivelling little rat. You are fucking krill; too stupid to even comprehend the minuscule nature of your own existence.
>fucking muggy cunt go fuck yourself
Me on the left
>>53868054
Because they want everyone to know they are rich
>>53867681
>>53867690
>>53867718
>>53867798
You gay or summat?
>>53867869
plebs*
>>53868066
heh, nothing personnel kid
*teleports behind u*
feels good i could literally deem any one of you as my friend ITT
>>53868028
>migrating to the cloud
i dont get it
>>53868084
I'd rather be as secretive as possible
>>53868090
not a fan of whales
>>53868054
for fun
feels good that you can get a fuck for £50 any time you want
>>53868110
<3 you like a brother
just sent the best snapchat ever but nobody will ever fucking see iTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
feels good i could literally heem any one of you as my enemies ITT
>>53868102
ALRIGHT EWAN MATE
>>53868054
same. all i want is a nice audi saloon or something. nothing mega fancy.
feels good i could literally heem any one of you as my friend ITT
>>53868162
Delete this
Our house, in the middle of our street.
>>53868090
>le high test xD meme
fuck off
reading hayleys blog
http://www.adultwork.com/BP/265923
>>53868090
fuck off tess holliday you fat slut
how will cars look 20 years from now?
>>53868090
there's a limit
>had the sniffles for a week now
>gf refuses to kiss me
Fuck im not even sick i just have terrible allergies
does australia really exist
>>53868118
Problem arises when I'm on my laptop and I want to post a new cutting edge image but the actively maintained and correctly named directory resides on my desktop.
If I put the directory on my server then both devices will have access to the up-to-date repository.
>>53868090
she's hideously fat
like people attracted to her have a legit fetish.
>>53868196
knew it
kek
>>53867915
>a school in london
why am i not surprised, in b4 londoncucks defend this
>>53867244
Why cant that poor woman laugh out laud? Why is she posting crying animations? Is she alright? Should we call the police?
>>53868223
she knows
>>53868217
the world will look like mario karts
>>53868238
as opposed to a counterfeit fetish?
>>53868223
FONYT
fat acceptance is part of the cultural marxist plot to destroy beauty
>>53868246
Which one are you?
>>53868238
male bbw fetishists and other fat women who feel better about themselves
she's the marlboro cowboy of obesity
Sent some more phishing emails out
no bites as of yet
Wasn't sure where to ask this. Hopefully some anglophone will know.
Are there any rules to nominalizing adjectives in English? The word I'm looking to use is 'barren'. Plain being both the lack of variance in leveling (as an adjective) and a land that has that property (as a noun), I think I could use barren as a noun for a barren land, but I'm not sure.
>>53868291
>le fishy email puppeteer Xdd
shittest blog of the year award 2016
hmm, an email wants my login details
>>53868246
She's just playing hard to get
>>53868312
>nominalizing
fuck off yank
>>53868312
No, you just have to determine the form of the word from context
Went to a work do last night
fuck sake
>Get smashed
>Fairly cute girl, chat to her and at first we hit it off
>As the evening goes on I wander around ocassionally and bump into her, start mocking her accent
>Spot her across the room, go toward her
>She sees me and says "oh fuck not him" and tries to move away
left after because I couldn't take the shame
>haha welcome back to stormy j and lucky larry where we play only the finest of 2009 hits. coming up next is MGMT's kids -- i tell you what larry if this song is for kids then call me a child. take us away cackling jack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI
>>53868312
embarrassed for you that you posted this in the bottom of the last thread after everyone had left it 20 minutes ago
>>53868357
>start mocking her accent
fucking idiot
>>53868369
ahaha just remembered the rest of this pic
>>53868308
Do people not understand that the entire world is appropriating western culture?
>tfw no smugfu gf
Jdimsa
>>53868343
I'd fuck your puckered hole boy
>>53868403
>implying white western nations have any culture to appropriate
>implying "western culture" isn't just a mish-mash of stuff stolen from everywhere else
woke up about 6 hours late lol haha
>>53868412
pls be in sacramento
>>53868403
Fun fact, if you wear a suit you're appropriating British culture
>>53868402
post it, i haven't seen it before
>>53868424
Rorke's going to go fucking bananas when he sees this
>>53868435
nah listening to this choon
vodka revs tonight lads wahey
>>53868236
*doesnt understand, ignores post*
got up at 8:30 today without alarm, went to bed a 9:30pm. tbf almost overtired myself last week to the point of illness, babbys still having eye twitches
going to be back to old tricks again soon tho as have essay due on friday and havent started yet
>>53868425
jUST FUCK OFF
FCK OFF
>>53868439
ffs
Jag ska döda mig själv
>>53868442
waaaheeeyy
>drinking
waheeeyy woooowwoieeeeeeeee alcohol more like alcoCOOL hahahahaha wheeeee Xdddddd nandos facebook selfiesssss xxxdddd
fuck off
>>53868454
get fucked wayne
>>53868270
no, as in the people who are attracted to her have a legit fetish for her.
no person who lacks a morbidly obese fetish would find her attractive.
>>53868424
just seen this! ahhhh what a bloody nonsense post! cuck cukc cuck ! fuck arghhhhhhh
im going bananaas!
>>53868454
think you'll find angrily telling people to fuck off for very little to no reason is MY gimmick
>>53868457
fuck off yung lean your new songs are shit and youre losing your cherished aesthetic infavour of this mature bullshit
>>53868494
did you copyright it?
>>53868467
>>53868494
>>53868497
>>53867334
>>53867143
>>53866904
no SERIOUSLY JUST FUCKKK OFFF!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF ALL OF YOU
>>53868512
YOL
>>53867681
>>53867690
>>53867718
>>53867798
>>53868127
>>53868199
>>53868216
>>53868221
>>53868238
SMALL
>>53868497
>implying his old songs weren't shit either
*gets out the guitar and plays Wonderwall*
>>53868512
wow wtf
>>53868537
Get outta town.
*eats plain weetabix*
wow....this is really...........plain..........................*grimaces but makes banter hand at the same time* luvit...........aha
>>53868545
*grows dreads and kicks around a hackeysack in front of the medical marijuana dispensary*
>>implying his old songs weren't shit either
Alright you "FOY" fuckers. I'm contacting my lawyer RIGHT now to sort you out. Enjoy paying 20,000 dollar fines for defamation. See you in court
