havin a giggle fit edition
lol "cum"
Am I right, or Amarillo?
>>53863933
I'm sorry what
>>53864025
I have an ear worm of that song.
https://youtu.be/_QjIg2HVzcE
>>53864332
I can't listen to southern music right now, it sounds like a cat caught out in the cold
>>53864369
lel
>>53863744
I love these early winter mornings, lads.
Bongs hits and coffee for breakfast.
>>53864644
I couldn't agree more, I'm sober but yesterday was the comfiest I've been since I moved back here a few years ago
>laying on bed next to window with window open
>in a comfy hoodie shirt and pajama pants
>cool winter breeze coming in window
>computer keeping the room warm still
>that fresh smell of winter air
I don't get how this isn't peoples favorite time of year, it is heaven for me.
>>53864644
Hippy speedball is always good way to start the day.
>>53863744
>>53864693
Couldn't agree more.
>>53864896
>>53858918
Well then fucking what's he going to do? Just live a boring life without purpose while people like you tell him he's being childish for simply wanting experiences?
How the fuck is he supposed mature then, if he can't go through strife? I'm sure you're talking about some real shit, above simple angst, so I know it's easy for you to dismiss him, but god damn it you in a sense are actually more priveledged than him for having the experiences you've had, or even just talking to the people with such experiences and feeling them more closely.
>>53865129
Anybody else notice the bots are still posting in the old thread? kek
https://youtu.be/C-zlSq4mWiE
Rise and shine wageslaves and tick another day off your life.
>>53865238
Are you new?
>>53865395
I've only been on /cum/ since 2000
>>53863744
I cut my toe nails and clipped my big toe nail into a point. Calling it the Claw lads
>>53865457
have fun cutting yourself in your sleep
>>53865516
Already cut my gf. Pretty sure shes disgusted with me but fuck her
>>53865215
>Feeling their lives are "irredeemably spoiled" and believing there is no hope for advancement or satisfaction as an individual, true believers seek "self-renunciation".[1] Thus, such people are ripe to participate in a movement that offers the option of subsuming their individual lives in a larger collective.
Sounds right.
JUST
>>53865614
I warned you about oil bro
>>53865614
>a barrel of oil worth less than the barrel itself
>canada in charge of not becoming even more irrelevant
>just started taking in a billion gillion """""""refugees""""'''
I honestly believe in the next 50 years Canada will overtake Mexico as biggest north american shithole.
>>53865678
>>53865614
We are Brendan fraser the country
>>53865678
Isn't that technically like Honduras or Salvador or something
>>53865916
We only acknowledge 3 countries existing in north america here
Do you guys think the left realize that Trump is only leading because of them at this point?
Do they realize it's only backlash against things like refugees, gun control and all this black lives matter-tier bullshit that has been going on the last 4 years?
>>53866040
They can't wrap their minds around relative velocity. They legitimately think the Republicans have moved "further to the right".
It's mostly the progressive way of thinking, they only consider themselves beholden to some utopian future and that puts them above everything.
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP ANNDDDD
SAAAAAAAAVEEEE MEEEEEEEE
>germany is blaming the jews again
>this time because they accepted a million muslim refugees who are enemies of the jews
A-are Germans stupid?
TALKING IS NOT FUCKING ASMR YOU DUMB CUNTS WHY DO YOU JUST TALK AND ACT LIKE ITS ASMR
FUCK I HATE THIS MEME SO FUCKING MUCH GOD DAMMIT
>tfw you go to /v/ to talk about video games and it's just kids memeing and getting way too defensive about literally everything
I just want to talk about the newest form of art...
>>53867239
>being so new you think you're actually going to get anything good out of /v/ /b/ or /r9k/
kek
>>53867772
I use to have discussions about video games on /v/ when I went there regularly
>>53867239
>videogames
>art
Do you also believe that there is too much homophobia and misogyny in video game culture?
>>53867888
Do you believe people considered movies art when they were still a new medium?
>>53867799
Yeah, like back in 1999 when things were good here, right?
>>53867799
Just go to /vr/
>>53867912
I think the last time I went to /v/ regularly was around 2007-2008 when I was getting ready to move across the country
>>53867928
People too attached to past games are not what interests me.
>>53867909
The two are not equal. Games can't be art.
>>53867950
>The two are not equal
Care to elaborate?
>>53867986
That's not how it works, bud. Ball's in your court.
>>53868001
I'm just asking why you hold that belief, this isn't a competition. Why are you afraid to share what you believe?
I believe anything that can be interpreted differently can be art. This happens in writing, music, movies and in video games.
>>53868045
Are astrological movements art?
>>53868075
what is an astrological movement?
>>53868045
I believe that some games could be considered art. But if you expect video games to be an art form you are sorely mistaken friend
>>53868089
The interpretation of the stars? Constellations? The Zodiac? The Four Symbols? The planets?
>>53868105
How can there be art in something that isn't an art form?
>>53868137
Yeah that was used as a form of story telling in the past, so yes it could definitely be considered art when used in that way.
>>53868164
Ok, so your definition of art is "everything ever". Great.
>>53868183
Art imitates life imitates art
You're god damn right I do.
give me a (You)
@53868235
no
it's fucking cold senpaitachi
@53868235
this is the worst kind of shitposting
>>53868235
(You)
>>53868259
>>53868297
good lads
>>53868251
>>53868284
fuck you
>>53868317
How're you doing this morning Toronto?
I hate my existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnd1wSIyN-g
>>53868372
there's an easy way to do it
>>53868235
(You)
I'm so fucking depressed
>>53869046
do you go out much?
If you vote for a presidential candidate solely based on their views on weed and "free college" you should not be allowed to vote
>>53869170
if you vote for a presidential candidate you should not be allowed to vote
>>53869170
DUDE
FREE WEED
FREE COLLEGE
YOU'D LIKE.. HAVE TO BE RETARDED TO NOT LIKE THOSE THINGS
ARE YOU A RETARD ANON? DO YOU NOT WANT FREEEE THINGS MAN?
>>53869084
To classes everyday
>>53864896
>this centipede is a predator
>>53869372
I was going to say if you aren't getting a lot of sunlight you should take vitamin D and see if that helps with your depression
Is true that most americans in this board are Chicanos?
>>53869398
I do miss the sun
And being outdoors
I hate winter
>>53863744
>/cum/
lol cum is semen lol haha :D
>>53869618
>I hate winter
I take back what I said
go fuck yourself faggot
>>53869641
You'd know
>>53869707
sick burn :D
>>53869641
Explains why you clicked on it tbqh
>>53869778
wtf...
REAL NIGGAS THAT CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY HOURS
>>53869848
Knawmeen?
>>53869848
*like*
>>53869848
Don't wanna.
>>53865360
What are you, independently wealthy?
Or just waiting for Mama to wake up and make you brefkist
>>53869645
Your body is a temple
Respect your vessel. God bless you all.
>>53869848
HEY GUYS ITS HUMP DAY
>>53870662
only 2 more days until casual friday.
already have my outfit sorted out
>>53870712
r8 my casual Friday outfit pls
>>53870040
Good taste
Just rewatched that the other day
>>53870794
no point in rating casual wear
just be you
wtf?
are mexicans mad in these threads about trump?
>>53867950
>>53868001
>things are so because i say they are
when I have a son and he gets to the age where he starts fapping I'm thinking I'll walk in on him and tell him we should fap together.
good idea?
>>53871171
No
>>53871205
elaborate and motivate
Wageslaves at work right now. Pathetic.
>>53871009
Why are you linking to two posts but quoting two others?
>>53871171
I guess better to make him gay than a cuck like every other swede
alri lads
Good morning :-)
>>53872715
>In the grand scheme of things everything that happens in our lives and on our planet is utterly insignificant
>The universe will have no cosmic memory of our disgusting destructive existence.
feelsgood
fuck trudeau
>donate to little girl witch cancer that my sister knows through go fund me
>now I get regular updates about the suffering of a little girl with cancer
>would feel too guilty to unsubscribe
feels bad man, wish I could give her all the money she needed. Don't know how people can just listen to bad news all the time
why do Mexicans post much more during late afternoon/night hours? are they busy getting beheaded all day long and then come home to shitpost?
>>53873147
All neets/in school?
>>53873147
less welfare and therefore less NEETs
>>53873147
Reattaching the head takes a while lad, have some patience for the less fortunate ones.
>>53873494
this is why I like Mexico. they take bants like a champ
I just want to cuddle with my crush and sleep the day away
>>53873796
Except for that schizo guy who is obsessed with aridoamerican...
gonna get my ears risen in a bit
>>53873993
what does that even mean
>>53874061
a haircut
the activity where you pay an attractive young girl to snip away at that stuff on the top of your hread
Just had a wank haha
>>53874138
>there are people who don't cut their own hair
a fool and his money...
>>53873955
i haven't seen that autist in a while
>>53873825
Top beta
Just fuck a prostitute
>>53874188
I like it when the girls give me a shampoo massage and I doubt I would be able to attempt cutting my own hair without royally fucking it up on the first go
>>53864693
man, when you live with a dog which has an amazing arctic coat, you begin to pick up on that fuckers zero tolerance for heat
>>53873825
Aren't you just trying to escape the pain? The sooner you stop to care, the better for yourself.
>>53863744
post pics of snow you got today
How badly will the Warriors spank the Bulls tonight?
>>53875025
I have a few from the past week
>>53875137
post more
>>53874232
Totally different needs.
Listen to this fugging language lads: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK0zGx9DmLg
germanic languages am I right? :DD
>>53875180
alright
wtf is up with the captcha today?
I know what a street sign is.
Dead DC
>>53875025
Haven't had any fresh snow in weeks, and no significant snow forecast for the next 10 days. All snow is just hard crust of ice now. 2016 sucks.
>snow
>>53874232
Sex is different from intimacy. Ideally one would have both but sex is mad easy to get. Mostly I'm just being melodramatic on a Taiwanese skiiing forum because this is America and i have RIGHTS
>>53874953
No pain I'm just lazy and want cuddles dude
>>53875251
I think its just to deal with possibility of a bot considering the images are always the same sets
should i jack off
What level is your favorite Morty /cum/?
>>53875834
No reason not to.
>>53875920
i downloaded this and had fun for a while, but the combat system is so oversimplified and boring because attacks, buffs and debuffs all look the same
that said, my default Morty is level 18
Watching jersey shore in Italy.
We should have a stream sometime on /int/.
thinkin of changing from a communication major.. how hard is CS?
>undergrad "students"
>>53876226
Way more difficult than communications. It's not particularly easy. I make a lot of money though and was employed almost immediately after graduating
>>53876508
fug man I want an ez degree where I can make lots of monies
>>53875582
>sex is mad easu to get
>a new 9th planet that isn't pluto may be in our solar system
damn it, make up your minds
>>53876750
>STEM major
>wants an EZ degree
This gril has been standing by the seat next to me. She's really just standing there on her phone and won't sit down for some reason. A lot of seats are open too
>>53877200
Honestly who cares. I'm in no rush for space exploration.
>>53877434
Happens quite often. You could offer her the seat next to you, but I think it would probably appear weird.
>>53877479
>not wanting to explore other universes
>not wanting to find new forms of life
>not wanting to visit the pillars of creation
do you just hate fun?
>>53877434
Too distracted to notice available seats, offer her to sit next to you.
>>53877479
I'll care again once those damn chinese claim the moon for themselves like they're planning to
![1261869666967[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hbPSNav.png "1261869666967[1].png")
>>53877635
>too late to explore earth
>to early to explore universe
>born just in time for the Moon Wars
>>53877569
>>53877622
The room is pretty much empty. She put her bag down and just stood there
>>53877635
Space exploration isn't about nationalism, it should be a global effort if you're going to do it. That's why we haven't done shit in so long because no nation is going to pour money into a space program alone.
>>53877200
>Astronomers at the California Institute of Technology announced Wednesday that they have found new evidence of a giant icy planet lurking in the darkness of our solar system far beyond the orbit of Pluto. They are calling it "Planet Nine."
>Their paper, published in the Astronomical Journal, describes the planet as about five to 10 times as massive as the Earth. But the authors, astronomers Michael Brown and Konstantin Batygin, have not observed the planet directly.
>Instead, they have inferred its existence from the motion of recently discovered dwarf planets and other small objects in the outer solar system. Those smaller bodies have orbits that appear to be influenced by the gravity of a hidden planet — a "massive perturber." The astronomers suggest it might have been flung into deep space long ago by the gravitational force of Jupiter or Saturn.
Neat
i have 4 weak painkillers and a few very small dosages of benzos. how do i have fun?
>>53877721
Then you should maybe really offer her the seat next to you. I mean the worst that could happen is that she says that she doesn't want to sit next to you.
can't figure out why I have this terrible head ache senpai. Would it have anything to do with me waking up at 7:30 and going to bed at 3:50?
Watching Jim'd old tumblrism videos desu
>>53877434
maybe she's on her period, some girls don't like sitting up and down when they're on the rag
>>53877821
Yes.
>>53877876
Yes.
Finally threw out my supposedly moldy weed after leaving it in the shelf for the past week
It didn't look moldy, and it still smelled fine. I think I threw away perfectly good weed.
Oh well, better safe than sorry.
>>53877930
Internet Aristocrat?
>>53877876
What do you think silly?
>>53877721
Doesn't want to be bothered
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2016/01/20/Californias-Lake-Oroville-water-level-rises-drastic-17-feet-in-10-days/2901453289769/?src=fb
El Nino did it
mg mg
>parents buying me an m3
>>53878123
Yeh
>>53878660
what happened to him why doesn't he make videos anymore did he sell out to a SJW or something
FUCCCCKCKKKKKK the city sent snow removal services to clear off my sidewalk
I shoveled it reasonably enough that someone could walk on it, what kind of asshole calls in and complains about it?!!
That's around $300 out of my bank and tuition payments coming up soon
:^)
>>53878739
>getting fined by the city for leaving snow on your property
this country is too socialist
>>53878720
He has a new channel called Mister Mekotur
He's been busy with political videos lately. Go back to earlier uploads for good stuff. Nick Bates is the best one on there imo
>>53878739
>getting fined because of natural weather conditions
>minnesota
>>53878844
ah i just found it before you replied, is he basically a /pol/ user? judging by his videos
>Have 5 classes, 3 online
>2 weeks into the semester
>Haven't done a single assignment
I think I should just drop out at this point.
>>53878793
no, what if someone fell?
>>53874138
>getting your hair cut by a female
do people actually do this?
>>53878893
>>53878793
>implying sweden isn't socialism: the country
>>53878922
Ive never even seen a male hair stylist
>>53878881
Yes, but not like neonazi meme tier
He's a good lad
>>53878959
>says the canadian
åherrejävla
>>53878793
It used to be you had 5 days to remove the snow after a warning, but last year the city council changed it to 24 hours, and of course I was back at home for the weekend when it was issued.
>>53878739
Kek.
I think someone reported my neighbour last year, their walk was pure ice for half of winter. I think it's a day after snowfall here.
>>53878739
'Merica
>>53879033
Can't you dispute it like a car ticket?
wew
Hey /cum/
>weather radar shows snow over my area right now
>its not even snowing
what's the point of weather radar when it's so fucking inaccurate
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-2015-hottest-year-20160120-story.html
No surprise here.
>>53879249
Russians are inte välkomna
>>53879261
Back to the future lied to us big time
>>53879325
fuck off cuck
>>53879260
3 2 1
>>53879261
to guess so we can prepare just in case and so tabloid news channels have something else to talk about
>>53879395
post vodka
>>53879422
post syrup
>>53879216
doubt it. I didn't take any photographs of the area I shoveled.
>>53879406
I like 2 better
>>53879422
the weather network is literally paid for by taxpayers and its fucking inaccurate to shit
>>53879457
kek
>>53879395
post butt
>>53864469
>>53877876
You probably need to drink more water.
Hey guys i want to immigrate to Mexico, because i like drugs, is it worth it? seriously.
>>53878891
>>53879555
yes
granted ive never been to mexico
>>53879395
He is arg. So jävla funny
>>53878739
>$300
Who did they send out to do it —the mayor? How much sidewalk do you have?
>>53879555
You should move to the US instead, easier and cheaper to get drugs....here just the very low class bydlos are into it.
>>53879555
Yes, you'll feel right at home.
>>53879457
I want to try to make drinks like this.
I WANT VICODIN
I MIGHT HAVE A HYDROCODONE ADDICTION
>>53879486
Well it's not like they have a guy who goes out and checks random parts of the city. They'll have a single number for a massive region. Sometimes it's a thunderstorm in part of my city, snowing in another, and sunny in the rest.
>city has instituted a myriad of insane garbage bylaws
>all plastic is to be recycled or face a fine
>all food and bio waste is to be recycled or face a fine, this entails keeping a container of rotten shit in your house that you're supposed to keep separate and dispose of in a separate bin
>carboard also must be recycled
>metal objects cannot be thrown out either
I am unsure at this point what you are even allowed to throw away, seemingly nothing
It's fucking bullshit, I am inclined to think people on city council have investments in the recycling industry, they are basically extorting people with fines to do free labor for them, and give them your shit for free so they can turn a profit, all under the guise of being "green"
>>53879641
>>53879653
Thanks for answers brehs, i hope one day i will go to Mexico. You guys are cool.
>>53879800
What city is it so I can know to avoid it if I ever go to Canada?
How much is the clock?
>>53879800
What city?
>>53879842
As a cockroach you will sure fit in :)
>>53879876
>>53879910
Metro vancouver
>>53878891
Engineering?
>>53879939
Atleast my wife doesn't fuck with refugees.
VICODIN OR PERCOCETS PLEASE
>>53879992
I've heard taxes over in that city are pretty ridiculous, I didn't know about fining for recycling though. Here that stuff is optional but encouraged. Wouldn't be surprised if it was corruption related.
>>53880053
So she doesn't fuck you?
You should get a refund 2bh
>>53880006
Criminal justice
>>53880053
Haha aa nä
They want to make money off of the recycling industry without paying for workers and equipment to sort garbage, so they force the populace to do it under threat of fines.
It is insanely time consuming, and unhygenic to properly follow their rules, and extremely impractical in an apartment setting where space is limited
>>53880145
I am certain it must be corruption related, they recycle the materials, and turn the food waste into fertilizer, so they are profiting off free extorted labor
>>53879800
Literally like my federal state. Get some Mülltonnen (trash cans for you Ausländer), to get your trash in the right order. You put them infront of your house, so you don't have to deal with the rotten shit inside.
We must sort the trash like this.
Paper and carton, then biological stuff, plastic and not recyclable stuff. Glass must be put into a container sorted by colour. Once in a few months they collect bigger stuff, where you can get rid of electronic stuff.
>>53880241
I'm not talking about the labour thing, I was brought up to not throw things away and recycle. It's not really hard but it is an annoyance for old apartment buildings that weren't set up to have bins for residents to leave things in. And you honestly have to be a bit dumb to struggle to separate pop bottles and paper, lad. Like maybe go talk to a doctor dumb.
I mean that it depends where the stuff goes. Does the city "sell" the stuff or pay a company to take it off their hands? If its the later it smells of corruption. Recycling is a big and profitable industry. My family used to collect cans and such from a small business we'd have and it was at least 100 dollars a month. Most people were nice enough to now throw the stuff out or even put it in the bins we had labeled themselves.
>>53880416
>Once in a few months they collect bigger stuff, where you can get rid of electronic stuff.
We don't even have this, if you do not own a vehicle to transport things to the dump you're fucked, and junk removal is very expensive
>>53880416
You have to take stuff to the dumb here or special drop off sites for electronics if you want to recycle those. Most people abandon stuff in the back alley or near big dumpsters at night to avoid fines. It's funny because apartment buildings can eat the fines for it but they can't prove what items belong to which residences.
Just had a wank haha
>>53880533
You're expected to separate it into 5 different categories man, it's not recycling in one bin and trash in the other, you're issed a breathable container of rotten food so that the composting process has a head start
To do all this costs you at least 10 minutes of extra work per day, which would add up to 60 hours a year
>>53880701
My building has cameras and they use them to determine who threw what out and force them to cover the fine
>>53880728
haha
Where can i find some chatroom or o any other website to practice my german?
>>53880701
We have to take the electronic stuff or other special things to some special junkjard, but as mentioned, they'll come with a big ass trash truck which crushes the trash a little, to collect all the trash from one part of town at the time.
>>53880575
I think Bavarians have a similar system to yours and always have to bring their trash to the junkjard.
>>53880746
>they give you stuff to make it easier
sounds nice, my apartment building has nothing for recycling. It either goes in the trash or you leave it in areas for homeless/ retired to pick it up. I'd do composting but I think my neighbours would complain about it.
You just sound lazy and want to complain about something desu.
>>53880802
Mine doesn't. But I'd find a way or just wear a mask and do it at night if I wanted to be a garbage rebel.
>>53880942
Krautchan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfxl0-sgJE0
>>53880942
/bungles/ or /nederdraad/
i'm so fucking glad my apartment doesn't do composting. have to do it at my parent's house in the same city and the compost bin gets nasty as fuck
btw, Waste Management Inc. is legitimately shady as fuck and did a backroom deal with my city council for the trash concession, which resulted in garbage fees for apartment building to go up 400% while at the same time refusing to provide push-pull service on the dumpsters
>>53881001
>>53881027
Will take a looksie, thanks
They used the surveillance cameras in the building to bust me for throwing out some disassembled metal frame from an old couch
You guys don't think that's fucked up?
HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY?!
>>53880975
>stuff to make it easier
the only thing they give you is a 12x12" plastic cube with holes in so that your whole apartment can stink like rotting food, it's fucking disgusting
>>53881004
oh i am laffin
>>53881067
>neder
That's for the Netherlands and Belgium. They don't speak german.
Have you tried this interpals? Or some group at Facebook? There are a lot of people here who learned either french or spanish, so your chances are high to find someone there.
Why are you learning german anyways?
>>53880964
One of the towns I grew up in started closing a junkyard and garbage site during the bear seasons with the expectations people would drive extra stuff to a far away garbage dump.
Now people abandon their trash in government garbage bins which the town has to empty constantly, kek. Trash and recycling is a hard system for governments to figure out.
>>53881078
I've got a deck. Wouldn't rent a suite without one. Yesterday I put a smoke detector in the ice bin on it and a burning piece of toast in the snow pile next to it. Maybe find a better apartment if possible.
Don't rent basement suites unless you want to get raped by an abo though.
>>53881027
>German
>Nederdraad
Try again
>>53881191
I have a deck, going outside all the time to dispose of food waste is a hassle as well, but yes that does make sense to avoid the stink
>>53881191
lel. Some people here are so lazy they through all kind of shit in the forest. I once found a set of old wheels, votes from an election, so we went to the police with it. Sometimes they also find bodies, but thank god besides some dead animals I haven't found one.
![iu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Cwrkbxu.jpg "iu[1].jpg")